Chapter 4: Survival, Tea and Showdown
Game & Watch tried really, really hard. He, a judge, that's what he thought, was being ignored and no amount of hitting his gavel against the podium, which was actually a small table, could bring order. Smashers kept on running around harassing him and each other.
Ghirahim was standing in his room admiring himself in a mirror.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the most fabulous of all?" he asked the mirror.
Roy happened to walk by, looking at his hit list. "Let's see who is missing… Marth!" just as Roy said 'Marth' he walked by Ghirahim door.
Ghirahim was devastated. The mirror told him Marth was more fabulous. The demon quickly got angry. 'Well, then I will kill that brat and then I'M the MOST FABULOUS!' Ghirahim thought.
"But, miss, this scarf is laid back for another customer-"
"I DON'T CARE! Now sell me that frigging scarf, cuz I WANT IT!" Sheik was yelling at a poor clerk for a scarf. She already bought over two hundred scarfs and had emptied all the shops, except two and the one she was currently terrorizing the clerk in. Sheik couldn't take it anymore, so she punched the clerk unconscious and grabbed the scarf leaving the store.
Marth was still on the run. No matter through how many rooms he ran and windows he jumped out, Peach wouldn't leave. Marth was halted in his track though when Ghirahim appeared in front of him and he barely avoided a magic attack by flipping backwards. Instead, to Marth's relief, it knocked the crazed Peach out.
"What now" Marth complained.
"I will rip your face apart and then you won't be fabulous anymore!" Ghirahim shouted. He really wanted to be the most fabulous.
Marth was so pissed now that he ran up to a startled Ghirahim with dashing speed, pulled out a large fish out of nowhere and hit the demon across the face, sending him flying.
"Where did they go?" Oscar asked while teleporting into different rooms.
"Oscar I found them, they are outside!" Kyle shouted, watching Marth hit Ghirahim in the face with the fish.
Marth was greeted after the fish attack with Charizards' tongue. After calming down Marth looked over to Peach, who was lying on the grass motionless. 'Is she dead?' Marth thought, walked over and crouched down poking the unconscious princess on the cheek. Marth sprang back expecting her to lunge at him only to bump into Rayquaza, his lovely pet. "Hey Rayquaza" Marth petted the huge Pokémon, while Rayquaza rubbed his head against Marth. Rayquaza quickly stopped as soon as he saw Charizard rubbing itself against HIS Master and growled. Charizard growled back, jealous at Rayquaza. "Hey, you two, stop" Marth tried to stop them, but ended up squished between the two Pokémon that fiercely growled and stared at each other.
Marth just squeezed out in time, before the two started fighting, violently attacking each other. Both flew up and continued their fight in the air, while snapping trees in the forest and making Donkey Kong cry.
Peach woke up determined on her goal.
Marth turned around and dodged as Peach slashed at his throat with the huge knife. Marth didn't waste a second and bolted off back inside the mansion with Peach after him.
Snake's eyes were sparkling as he looked at his accomplishment. The hallway was filled with sensors, mines, lasers, guns and other traps. 'Nobody could ever get past that!' Snake happily thought. Marth zipped by running for his life, avoiding all the traps, and Peach after him avoiding all the traps, too. Snake was gaping like a fish on land. 'How!?' was the only thing that crossed his mind. Since Marth and Peach got through, Snake wanted to try it, too. And failed. Snake set off everything and BOOM! An eight of the mansion blew up with a mushroom explosion. Poor Snake survived and tried to light a cigarette while lying under rubble, but it burned to ash in his hand. Diddy Kong came by and wanted to check on Snake, maybe cheer him up, but due to his explosive bladder he ended up peeing all over the man and make him feel more miserable.
Fox had finally found something to tattoo smashers with. Well, actually he was quite desperate and had found a soldering iron in the heap of junk up in the attic. He really wanted to give tattoos! 'Oh, well, whatever' Fox thought and walked away intend on tormenting some poor victim. Stepping out of the attic he didn't see Bowser and in matter of seconds, Bowser pulled down Fox's pants exposing underwear. Fox growled and menacingly, but fast, went after Bowser. Bowser was so slow that Fox only need to walk fast to catch up with him. Angry Fox promptly burned him and Bowser yelled in pain. Diddy Kong came flying through a window, don't ask me why I don't know, accidently peed in Bowser eyes, who screamed again and rolled down the stairs in front of him. Diddy Kong left again and Fox smirked, satisfied by his revenge. Until he felt sharp little teeth sink in his bushy tail and yelled in pain trying to pry Pikachu off, but only got closer to the stairs of doom. Fox hit Pikachu on the head and even burned its fur, but the Pokémon didn't let go. Fox yelped as he tumbled down the stairs and landed on the spikes of an unconscious turtle. Ouch. Even though both of them were unconscious, Pikachu kept on biting them and pulled on Fox's tail.
"Geez, we lost them AGAIN!" Kyle yelled, very annoyed that Peach was making Marth's life hell, which was his job. "I can't run around anymore!" Plus mainly him and Oscar avoided a spanking Roy, horny Ike, biting Pikachu, Samus, Toon link and a depressed Zelda followed them for a while wailing their ears full before happily skipping off.
"What do you want to do then?" Oscar growled. He was annoyed, too, not so much though, since he was teleporting the whole time and didn't have to run and avoided most of the attackers, but got surprised by Samus with a kick in the stomach earlier.
"We wait at the front entrance; they are bound to pass there sometime." Kyle answered.
Ganondorf had just completed the prank for Marth. It included one of those wolf traps that snap together. Luigi had destroyed all of Peach's roses and looked for something else to burn. The plumber walked past Ganondorf, then jogged back and set Ganondorf hair in flames. Ganondorf tried to put the green (Luigi has green fire) flames out and hurled swear words at Luigi, who ran off a while ago, when random reporters that tried to sell a shampoo popped up.
"And here we are live at the Smash Mansion! Look at this happy man" the reporter pointed at Ganondorf "and his beautiful green hair! It fits perfectly with his olive skin! His hair is wonderful in color and super silky. Buy our shampoo today" the reporter said. Ghirahim appeared after showering for half an hour to get the fish smell off. "Oh please, that's not beautiful. I am beautiful" the demon stated proudly "how much does the shampoo cost?" "$20 a bottle" the reporter answered. Ghirahim bought 10 bottles and teleported away to find Marth. The reporter and his crew left again, while Ganondorf tripped over his own legs trying to get the fire out. Squirtle had been trying the whole time to find somebody to soak with water gun, but wherever Squirtle showed up, nobody was there. Squirtle used water gun as soon as he had seen Ganondorf. The water put out the flames and pushed Ganondorf right into his own prank. Trying to suppress manly tears after a loud Snap! Ganondorf limped off to his room.
Mario had been lying on the same spot for 1 1/2 hours in pain. He already tried pulling the arrow out, but it hurt too much, so Mario left it stuck in his butt. The plumber saw Kirby coming around a corner. Surely he would help him. Kirby was about to go to the left to find smasher, but turned around when he heard Mario call him. Kirby rushed over with joy that he could finally play doctor. Mario realized his mistake and tried to get away from Kirby by crawling over the floor without moving much. It didn't help and only looked wrong. Kirby reached Mario and pulled out a syringe from his bag with something filled in there. "Mama Mia!" Mario yelled, now concerned for his own life. Kirby never learned how to handle a syringe, so he rammed it into Mario's arm. Kirby tried to yank out the arrow, which didn't work and only made Mario scream. Kirby rummaged around in his bag, while trying to find items to perform surgery on the passed out Mario.
Sheik headed back to the mansion. She bought about 300 scarfs, two bags of shirts with cute Pokémon on them when she saw them in the last store and stole some jewelry for no reason.
While Marth was fleeing from Peach and Link, he was thinking about the tea. Link had pitched in when he saw the shiny tiara and wanted to get it now. Whatever was wrong with the smashers, had to do with the tea, Marth was sure. The prince didn't bother figuring out what was exactly in the tea. He had a plan: to destroy the rest of the tea in the kitchen. Marth raced to the kitchen, Peach and Link behind him. Suddenly when Marth was about halfway through the cafeteria he was hit in the face with an object. Jason (Pokémon Trainer) had thrown a Pokeball at Marth, yelling "Go Pokeball!'. He tried to catch people with his Pokeball instead of Pokémon.
"Sto-"Another Pokeball was thrown. The ball landed on the floor and rolled away. Peach stepped on the Pokeball of Doom, fell and hit her head on the floor, knocking herself out.
"Ja-"
"Go Pokeball!"
"Seriously, st-" Poor Marth was now trying to dodge or catch the objects, while fending Link off, who was nearly hugging Marth, trying to grab the tiara.
"Go Pokeball!" Jason was getting quite impatient.
"Link! Ja-"
"Go Pokeball! Go Pokeball! Go Pokeball!" Jason was now saying 'Go Pokeball!' nonstop and so fast you'd think he was trying to win a prize, while hurling rapidly barrages of Pokeballs at Marth and Link. Marth was hit nonstop with at least ten Pokeballs at the same time. Link didn't care; he was only concentrating on the tiara. "THAT'S IT!" Marth yelled and managed to catch a Pokeball. He threw it right into Jason's face so hard that he knocked him out. Marth tried to run to the kitchen, but Link had latched himself onto the prince's back and wrapped his legs and an arm around Marth, in an attempt to stay on and get the tiara. Marth finally reached the kitchen, trying the whole time to pry Link off and keeping Link from taking the tiara. Using one arm to keep Link from grabbing his headpiece, Marth called Rayquaza. The big Pokémon crashed through a wall along with Charizard. Both were beat up from fighting and still wanted to fight, but turned their attention to Marth waiting for a command. Marth kicked open the kitchen door and kicked Olimar out. Link was STILL on his back. Charizard walked in through the door. Since Rayquaza didn't fit through the door, he destroyed the wall separating the cafeteria and kitchen.
"Rayquaza, Hyper-beam! Charizard, Flame-thrower!" Marth commanded pointing at half of the kitchen filled with the tea. The two attacks ended up destroying not just the tea, but the kitchen, too. Marth got out of the remains of the kitchen just in time as the two Pokémon started fighting again.
Ghirahim decided to use the shampoo, instead of chasing Marth. 'When I use this shampoo I will be way more fabulous than Marth.' Ghirahim thought. He didn't know it was a rip-off.
Seeing his chance with Peach still unconscious, Marth moved as fast as he could with Link on his back away into the hallway and didn't notice Squirtle hiding around the next corner. As soon as Marth passed, Squirtle used water gun soaking Marth and Link. From the sudden surprise attack, Link lost his grip and Marth managed to pry him off. Marth dashed away, leaving Link behind who tried to keep up with the prince, but failed.
Sheik entered the mansion, wondering what Kyle and Oscar waited for at the entrance. Two bags were filled with shirts, one with Jewelry she stole for no reason and the rest of the bags were filled with scarfs. About halfway across the room, she bumped into a drenched Marth.
"Hi Sheik!"
"Hi Marth! What happened to you?"
"Long story. You really wanna know?"
"Yep"
"Peach and Ghirahim try to kill me, Jason threw Pokeballs at me, Charizard and Rayquaza are fighting over me, Squirtle soaked me and Link is obsessed with shiny things and tries to steal my crown. What's up with all the bags?"
"Went shopping. Here, I got some of those shirts with cute Pokémon on them." She handed Marth the two bags full of shirts. "And this" Sheik said giving Marth the bag of Jewelry "will fix your Link problem."
"Thanks. I really don't want to give Link piggy back rides anymore."
"Piggy back rides?" Sheik chuckled.
"Link was clinging to me like a monkey on a tree!" Marth exclaimed. Sheik burst out laughing imaging the scene in her mind and Marth had to laugh, too.
But their laughter was interrupted by a certain someone, exclaiming "Shiny!" and coming towards them.
"Oh boy, it's Link!" Marth groaned. "Use the jewelry" Sheik commanded. Marth pulled out a diamond necklace from the bag holding it in front of him. Link halted in front of Marth and stared at the necklace with a big smile. Marth chucked the necklace in another room. Link immediately darted after the jewelry.
"Well, I'll put these away" Sheik announced walking off towards her room.
"And I will try to avoid Peach" Marth said going into the hallway leading to the stairs to the second floor, bags in hand.
Meta Knight paced back and forth in his 'den'. He found an empty room that was never used and kept the smashers he kidnapped in there. So far, only Luigi occupied the room tied up, along with Meta Knight. He had already tried to drag Bowser and Fox, still passed out, into the room, but they are too heavy. Meta Knight tried to think of someone to kidnap, he could actually get into the room.
Marth calmly walked through the hallway towards the stairs. He hoped he had lost Peach for a while. Short before the stairs, the prince passed a door. A second after he passed Roy shot out, bawling "Spank!" Marth yelped and leapt forward making the redhead miss by a centimeter. Roy cursed and crashed into the opposite wall.
Marth rushed up the stairs at high speed and slid down the wall in hallway with all the rooms of the smashers. 'I should put this away' Marth thought looking at the three bags in the hand. He entered his shared room and threw the bags on his bed, stuffing some jewelry in his pocket in case of Link. The prince shared the room with Roy and Ike. Link always came in at night claiming that, in case of a pillow fight, he didn't want to miss out and wanted to be with his friends before dragging his blanket and pillow into the bathroom, settling down to sleep in the bath tub. The first time, nobody heard him, so Marth learned of Link's existence in the bathroom the hard way. As Marth got up to go to the toilet that certain morning, he didn't notice Link in green pajamas. When Marth pulled his pants down, he saw too late Link had woke up and stared at a personal part. Both screamed, Marth insulting Link while pulling frantically his pants up. After that Ike and Roy woke up to find Marth bolting out of the bathroom and swearing and Link trailing after him trying to apologize. After a few days Link kept on moving to their room until they gave up on shooing him out. Or in Marth's case getting annoyed and locking him out. But Link found a way in, anyway. Ever since, they wake Link up and kick him out before using the bathroom.
Marth stuck his head out of the hallway to check for Peach, Link or Roy. Seeing nobody in the hallway, Marth deemed it safe. Short before the stairs, Marth ran into Ike.
"Hiiiiii" Ike was smirking like crazy.
'Odd' Marth thought "Hi Ike, you look very happy."
"That's, cuz I met you, babe. Man, you look hot!"
"Ike" Marth looked pissed "You know I'm a guy. What hell is wrong with you!?"
"Nothing. I know you're a guy. A sexy one"
"Ike, are you HORNY?" Marth realized something "Please don't tell me you had any tea"
"Tea? Oh yeah I had a couple of cups. It actually tastes good! Wanna go on a date with me?" Ike tried his utter most to show all his muscles, but it looked like he had crapped his pants and tried desperately to hide it.
"Aww, NO!" Poor Marth was banging his head on a wall now. Marth stopped and turned towards Ike now. "Please move aside"
"No. I want you too badly and I know what is going to convince you of my sexiness."
"Ike, you're-"Before Marth could finish his sentence Ike had pulled him close and pressed his lips onto Marth's. Marth got mad. Really, really MAD. He pushed Ike away, swung his fist and punched the mercenary square in the face, sending Ike staggering backwards across the hallway.
Shocked, Ike held bleeding nose.
"What the hell, Ike!? DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Marth yelled, wiping his mouth and spitting on the floor.
"Oh, I see how this is." Ike grumbled.
"How, what is!?"
"You're playing hard to get, pretty."
"No, idiot, I'm not playing anything!"
"You want it the hard way. I can give you the hard way and I will." Ike was smirking now.
Marth was frustrated. Ike didn't get anything he said and now Ike won't stop until he actually nailed Marth. So, since talking sense into Ike didn't work, Marth dashed past Ike and rushed down the stairs. Ike tried to catch him, but was too slow.
Marth stopped to catch his breath in the entrance hall. The prince thought he would finally find some peace before his icy blue eyes met Peach's blue eye, who was running right at him from outside. Kyle and Oscar tensed up, ready to swing baseball bats right at Peach's face. Kyle and Oscar swung out and the bats connected to the princess's face. Peach, without noticing, snapped the bats in half with her face and stormed at Marth, who had his mouth hanging open. Marth spun around and ran off, dodging a vicious slash at his stomach.
"What the fuck!?" Kyle yelled, looking helplessly at the broken bat.
Oscar was speechless and looked like he had grown two more arms suddenly and twitched with his eyes.
Snake was hiding under his box under all the rubble, pouring out manly tears about his crappy day. He didn't even have any cigarettes anymore to smoke.
Peach chased Marth down the hallway in front of the room where Yoshi was hording eggs in. Marth came to halt when Ike came from the other side of the hallway, grinning. To Marth's dismay Link jogged up next to Ike, eyes fixed on the tiara and diamond necklace clutched in one hand. Roy halted next to Peach determined on spanking Marth. Pikachu had gotten tired of biting unconscious smashers and set his eyes on Marth in hallway, growling ferociously. Ghirahim had figured out that the shampoo didn't do anything for his hair. He popped up between Ike and Link, charging magic. Marth looked right and left, but was surrounded from both sides from attackers. Toon Link and Samus joined the circle around Marth, too. Toon was getting frustrated that Marth kept on shuffling around, so he couldn't aim. Marth thought about running in between gaps, but decided against it. If they caught him he was doomed. Marth started to panic as the group drew closer. Glancing behind him he caught sight of the door.
Yoshi happily looked at his eggs that filled the whole room up to the ceiling.
Marth whipped around, figuring he would escape through the room and jump out a window to escape. As soon the prince pushed on the door handle, the door busted open and Yoshi's eggs rolled out sweeping up everybody in an egg tsunami. Ghirahim teleported away, while everybody else tried to get out of the egg river. The eggs rolled down the stairs and yelps could be heard from victims, trying not to get smashed by the many eggs. After a couple of hallways, some rooms, the eggs slowed down and gradually stopped rolling in front of the entrance of the mansion.
Yoshi sat in the room, crying. All his eggs rolled away! And he just managed to fill the room. Blaming Marth for his loss, he curled up and continued to weep.
Mart popped up from a pile of eggs. Scanning the room, he found Peach, Link, Samus, Toon Link and Pikachu unconscious. Pushing the eggs away, he noticed Roy too late. The red head slammed his hand on Marth's ass, making him yelp and turn around, rubbing his hurting behind. Marth glared at Roy. Roy was overjoyed. He was even so happy that he was on his knees shouting "Yes! Finally!" Seeing Marth's murderous glare he jumped up and ran as fast as his legs could carry him away from Marth. That wasn't far. Marth, being faster than Roy swiftly ran in front of Roy and punched the red head in the face knocking him out.
'Finally everybody is knocked out, so they will leave me alone! ... Hold on, where is Ike?' Marth thought looking around the room.
His question was answered as Ike stepped right in front of him and quickly slung a protesting Marth over his shoulder. Ike grit his teeth and started towards their room no matter how much Marth yelled, screamed, kicked, punched, and insulted him.
Arriving at they're room, Marth was still protesting, Ike kicked the door open, turned around and kicked it shut.
For the twentieth time Marth screamed "IKE! STOP! Let me down or I swear I will kill you and shove Falchion right up your frigging ass!"
Ike, unfazed by Marth's threats, threw Marth on the bed and quickly pinned him down. Marth struggled, but only got more tired from all the day's events.
"I told you I would give you the hard way" Ike said smirking and tying Marth's wrist with a rope he snatched before he encountered the prince the second time.
"You're so lucky I don't have Falchion in my hands now" Marth seethed, glaring and tried to make a fuss as much as possible, while being squished by Ike.
Ike had smug grin plastered on his face, finishing tying Marth's wrists. His smug fell, when Ike realised, he didn't pull Marth's shirt off before tying the prince's wrists.
"Darn…" Ike muttered, looking around the room for something sharp. His eyes settled on scissors on the nightstand next to him.
"Ike, what are you doing?" Marth asked, as he watched Ike grab the scissors.
Ike didn't answer and, instead started to cut Marth's shirt. Marth frantically tried to wiggle away, but got nowhere, since Ike still sat on him concentrating on not cutting Marth.
"There, better!" Ike proudly announced chugging the wrecked shirt in a corner.
"Ike, you son of-"Marth was silenced when Ike kissed him ferociously and started biting Marth on the neck. Marth tried to knee Ike the whole time, but being barely able to move, because of Ike on top of him, it didn't work. What Ike didn't notice, was Marth playing with the rope, slowly loosening it. Ike tied it crappy in his hurry. Ike grinned as moved his hands wandering to Marth's pants undoing them and pushing them down. Just before Ike could start, the rope slid off Marth's wrist. Since Ike was sitting, Marth had room to move. Ike sprang back as Marth's fist shot out and punched a big hole in Ike's bed all the way through, sending wood chips in the air.
"You are SO DEAD IKE!" Marth growled darkly, sending fear down Ike's spine. But Ike still wanted to do it with Marth, so he acted like he wasn't scared. Marth quickly pulled his pants back up, while he could and got off Ike's bed inching closer to Falchion, leaning on the wall by Marth's bed close to Ike. Ike decided he would be worse of if Marth got Falchion. Dashing for Falchion Ike grabbed it and got smashed in the wall by Marth. Marth wrestled Ike's grip off Falchion and sharply kneed Ike. Ike clutched his groin and sank on his knees. Marth panting from running all day for his life, then proceeded to beat the shit out of Ike making him cry in pain. Ike was lying motionless on the ground with several bruises, wound and broken bones. The wall suffered an Ike dent. Marth dusted himself off, snatched up Falchion and exited the room.
Peach's eyes fluttered open, one hand clutching the knife. Scanning the room, the princess couldn't see Marth anywhere and darted through the mansion and abruptly stopped at a window, seeing Marth exiting the building.
Outside Marth headed for the forest. 'I should find a good place to hide in the forest until the tea wears off' Math thought. But his path was blocked when Ghirahim appeared. He still didn't found out that the shampoo was a rip-of and didn't do anything for his hair, but wanted to kill Marth since he wanted to be the most fabulous NOW. Ghirahim started attacking Marth furiously with punches and magic attacks, which Marth blocked or dodged. Only after a minute the fight started, Peach joined slashing her knife at Marth.
"But, Brother! Let's go back to the Park! I'm sure the smashers are fine for a few days alone! They are probably only smashing the place or killing each other! It's fine!" Crazy Hand said, floating alongside his brother.
"FINE!? Crazy, I have a bad feeling about this we need to go back and check. Sorry that you couldn't try every ride in the Amusement Park." Master Hand answered.
Marth had fought with Peach and Ghirahim for 20 minutes. Panting, he barely dodged a kick from Ghirahim. Marth's body was aching from fighting and running all day and was covered in cuts from Peach. One time one of Ghirahim's magic attacks grazed his side. Marth backed up bumping against a tree. The prince ducked away from Peach's stab, which got the knife stuck in trunk.
"But I'm telling you, they are fine!" Crazy Hand argued.
"We will check now. We are there in a minute and when everything is fine we can go back, okay? NOW SHUT UP, CRAZY!" Master Hand bellowed.
Just when the hands arrived at the mansion, an explosion from the first floor spewed out from the side of the building where once the large living room was. To their Master Hand's horror he witnessed the explosion, everybody seemingly nuts AND Marth being brutally attacked by Ghirahim and Peach. "See, I told you everything is fine brother. Oh, lookie! Marth, Peach and Ghirahim are playing together!" Crazy Hand chirped. Master Hand twitched violently before rushing to Marth to aid him.
Marth was continuously cursing now, blocked another slash from Peach. His eyes shone, when he saw Master Hand rushing in and knocking out Ghirahim, before the demon could teleport away. Dodging, Marth slowly closed the gap between him and Peach and quickly snatched the knife out of her grip. Peach froze and snarled, seeing her weapon gone from her hands. Without warning, she leapt at poor, tired Marth and began choking him. Master Hand picked up Peach, holding her suspended in the air, while Marth wheezed, getting air back in his lungs.
"Thank you, Master Hand" Marth said.
Knocking Peach out, Master Hand asked enraged "WHAT IS GOING ON!?"
"The Smashers drank tea Peach bought and something was wrong with it. Everybody went nuts except Kyle, Oscar and me" Marth explained hoping Master Hand wouldn't blame him in anger for the chaos.
"Okay… "Master Hand murmured "How long do you think the effects will hold?"
"No idea. Maybe longer?" Marth suggested.
"Okay. Here's the plan: We knock them out, lock them up and wait. And Marth, I suggest you tend to your wounds, before you start." Master Hand announced.
"I'm fine" Marth said.
While Master Hand had declared his plan, Kyle and Oscar had entered the scene and stared at the unconscious Peach. "We wanted to do that!" both complained at the same time.
"Crazy Hand, get Peach and Ghirahim and lock them in a room" Master Hand instructed and tried to ignore the sound of sound of a shattering window.
Turning to Kyle and Oscar, who were complaining to themselves that their day was crap and that it wasn't them who hurt Marth, the giant glove yelled "Shut up and quit complaining! Now move your asses and follow the plan!" Both huffed annoyed, Kyle trudging back to the mansion, while Oscar teleported.
"Wheee!" Crazy Hand zoomed out of the forest, holding Donkey Kong, who was seeing stars and bananas now.
"My brother is an idiot" Master Hand muttered and spun around "Marth, take it ea-sy…" Now, if Master Hand would have eyes, he would have blinked at the empty spot where Marth once was. The prince had already ran off putting the plan in action.
Chapter 4! :D and it's so much longer than the others… anyway I hope you like it! And thanks' JGT-298 for the review, it made my day .