Chapter 5: Mission Chaotic
Marth checked the entrance hall for egg tsunami victims, but found it deserted.
Somewhere else in the room where Pit is hugging the ceiling, Kyle and Oscar stared up at him.
"How do we get him down?" Oscar asked.
"I got this" Kyle said and changed into his shadow dragon form. As dragon Kyle was bigger and able to reach Pit. Before Kyle grabbed Pit, Pit fell and landed on Kyle's snout. The angel clung to the snout, while Kyle tried to pry him off without slashing him open with his sharp claws.
"Gesh ufsh shupd kid!" Kyle tried to yell, his tail swinging wildly making Oscar teleport out of the way constantly.
"STOP SWISHING YOUR TAIL!" Oscar screamed and before he could teleport was bitch slapped right in his face and flung across the room from the tail.
Kyle finally pried Pit off and flung him against the wall, knocking him unconscious.
"Watch out!" Oscar yelled his eyes on Toon Link releasing an arrow at Kyle's giant dragon behind. Kyle's eyes whipped around, eyes huge. His body shifted and the arrow missed the target instead hitting his balls. Kyle roared in pain and narrowed his eyes on Toon Link. "Ew" Oscar muttered. Toon Link tried to flee, but was promptly charred by Kyle's flames.
"I guess we lock them up?" Oscar inquired dragging Pit by a wing, because carrying him would be nice and Oscar despised being nice. Kyle only huffed and snarled at Toon Link as he held him up by his burned clothing, starting towards the room where the smashers on tea were kept.
"I take that as yes" Oscar said to himself following Kyle.
Oscar opened the door to the aforementioned room and dragged Pit in.
Kyle flicked Toon Link away like some pesky little insect, which Toon Link in his opinion was. With a small high pitched "Eep" Toon Link slowly slid down the wall. Kyle transformed back and turned to Oscar. "Come on, we gonna get the arrow out in our room." Kyle muttered, walking rigidly to their quarters, Oscar following.
Marth and Roy circled each other, gazes locked together like two wild animals, each daring the other to make a move. Roy had popped up halfway across the entrance hall determined to repeat his list. Somewhere he had found a long flexible ruler and a leather belt as spanking weapons.
"You gonna get spanked Marthy, you can give up now." Roy growled.
"You wish" Marth spat back, Falchion in hand.
After two more minutes of circling, Roy lunged at Marth, whipping the belt at Marth. Marth back flipped. Roy immediately darted around Marth aiming with the ruler at the prince's behind. Marth twisted backwards blocking the ruler and turning around slowly pushing Roy away. "Give up, Roy?" Marth asked, smirking "Nope" Roy answered lashing out with the belt. Marth jumped back and dashed at Roy, cutting the ruler clean in half. Backing away, Roy growled in frustration. Both started circling each other again, Roy trying to get behind Marth.
Roy smirked as an idea hit him. He ran straight at Marth, pulling back the belt as he passed Marth. Marth immediately swung out with Falchion to cut the belt in half, but abruptly stopped and pulled back Falchion, when Roy moved his arm in the way, so he wouldn't cut through Roy's arm. Seeing his chance Roy lashed out with the belt. The belt connected with poor Marth's ass making Marth jump and yell in pain.
"Gotcha!" Roy smirked watching Marth rubbing his behind for the second time that day.
Roy swung around and prepared to run to find other victims on his list. As soon as Roy turned around, Marth dashed at him with lightning speed. Roy whipped around and lashed out with the belt that wrapped itself around Falchion.
"Can't knock me out now, without Falchion, hmm? What'ya gonna do now?" Roy asked smiling smugly and inching even closer to Marth's face. "Who says I need Falchion to knock you out?" Marth replied smugly, rearing back his fist, while Roy's smile faded. "Oh, shit" Roy said before Marth's fist connected with his face, knocking him out. Marth sheathed Falchion and slung Roy over his shoulder making his way to the room. After locking up Roy Marth scouted out the hallway with everybody's room, walking past Kyle and Oscar's room, he heard conversation. He wanted to walk past, but curiosity got the best of him as the prince slowly leaned onto the door.
"Yikes! That's a lot of blood" Oscar muttered
"OSCAR! Get on with it, pull it out!" Kyle shouted.
"You sure you ready? You know, this is really gonna hurt your… umm, balls, you know?" Oscar answered.
Marth's face was starting to turn green. This sounded very wrong and Marth felt like vomiting at the thought.
"Oscar, hu-" Kyle's went wide as Oscar yanked out the arrow. "OW!"
"There! It's out" Oscar said approaching the door, arrow in hand, while Kyle took care of the wound.
Marth was so grossed out, that he didn't realize the doorknob turning and face planted on the floor into the room when Oscar opened the door.
"Did you eavesdrop!?" Oscar shouted. Marth got up, his eyes wandering to the arrow, then to Kyle. He kept on looking back and forth.
"Toon Link" Oscar stated "What did you think we did?"
"Umm… I…I-I have to go look for more smashers!" Marth uttered and quickly ran off with a beet red face from embarrassment.
Kyle and Oscar stared at the vacant spot where Marth was for a few minutes.
"Wanna check outside?" Kyle asked.
"Yeah" Oscar agreed and teleported outside.
Kyle slowly started his way down. Outside, Oscar was waiting leaning against a wall.
"Would it kill you for once to walk instead of teleporting ahead?" Kyle asked glaring at Oscar.
"No, but I don't feel like walking today." Oscar answered.
Suddenly Ness and Lucas raced by screaming something about Captain Flacon, speedos and their eyes burn. Kyle and Oscar heard Captain Falcon and crouched down behind a bush. The F- Zero racer was putting a little fence around a flower assuring it that the beauty of nature shall not be trampled.
Marth was checking outside, too when he spotted two familiar figures hiding in a bush. "Why are you hiding in a bush?" Marth asked.
"Because, we don't want to see C. Falcon in speedos." Oscar answered.
"Exactly" Kyle agreed "and that's why you will go knock him out."
"No!" Marth retorted, but Kyle and Oscar shoved him forward. Upon hearing C. Falcon's voice Marth spun around glaring viciously at Kyle and Oscar. 'Do it' Kyle mouthed. Marth shook his head mouthing 'No' back. 'Pansy' Oscar whispered standing up. Marth getting angry picked up a large rock beside him and threw it with all his anger at Oscar's face. Oscar ducked at the incoming rock. The rock bounced off the wall behind him, leaving a small dent and shot back at Marth. Marth ducked and the rock knocked out Captain Falcon hitting him in the head. All three had their mouth open from witnessing the strength of the throw. After a minute, Oscar piped up, shouting at Marth "Did you try to kill me!?"
"You tried to kill me plenty of times before!" Marth yelled back.
"And when was that, princess?" Oscar sneered.
"Like the time you said you wanted to try shooting a bow outside aimed at me instead of the tree and said you have bad aim, which is a lie!" Marth threw back.
"He didn't hit you, so you are fine!" Kyle scoffed.
"Or the time YOU" Marth exclaimed pointing at Kyle "nearly drowned me in the pool, saying you couldn't swim and needed to hold on to me, pushing me down. And I know, you CAN swim!" Marth screamed.
"Oh come on, then we dunked you a bit underwater, that's nothing!" Oscar said.
"Oh, Yeah!? So, apparently, it was NOTHING when we had the shooting the apple off your partners head contest and you picked me and aimed low at my face!?" Marth shouted.
"So?" Oscar mocked. "Anyway, we should get C. Falcon to the room."
Master Hand popped up "Oh hi, you three! Wow, you guys teamed up?"
"No!" all three said at the same time.
"Why don't you? I know, Marth, they aren't your friends, but all three of you are beat up and it will be faster and easier. "
"Fine" Marth muttered "but only to get this done faster."
"Good!" Master Hand said cheerfully and picked up Captain Falcon, shouting "No! He's wearing speedos!" and floated away.
"Where should we check next?" Kyle asked.
"Cafeteria" Marth answered, already walking towards the entrance. Kyle and Oscar followed.
"Nana, we did!"
"Let's turn it on, Popo!"
The Ice Climbers turned the cooler as high as possible, high-fiving each other.
The trio arrived at the cafeteria. Inside the cafeteria a drunk Lucario searched for more booze. Luigi looked around to find something to burn. Jason had woken up and threw Pokeballs at Luigi. Luigi found a bread crumb and burned it ignoring the Pokeballs.
"I will take care of Jason" Marth said.
"Lucario" Kyle said transforming into a dragon.
"Luigi" Oscar said teleporting behind the plumber and knocked him out with magic. "That was easy."
"Hey Jason!" Marth called. Jason turned around immediately hurling Pokeballs at Marth. Marth ignored the pain as one of the many Pokeballs smacked on his crotch and caught one, throwing it back at Jason. The Pokémon Trainer stepped out of harm's way, remembering last time. Marth took out Falchion, hitting the Pokeballs back, while Jason dodged. It almost looked like Tennis practice.
Oscar looked over to Kyle and Lucario. Lucario was clinging to walls to avoided Kyle's swipes with claws and tail at him. Kyle was getting annoyed now and snapped with his jaws at him. Right at the moment the jaws were open the widest, Lucario had to throw up. It landed right in Kyle's mouth. Everything seemed to freeze. Marth had knocked out Jason and stared with Oscar wide eyed at the scene. Oscar teleported next to Kyle, wanting check if he was okay. Kyle twitched, disgust written all over his face and turned his head, not noticing Oscar, and puked right on top of the demon. Marth erupted in laughter, watching his two enemies. Kyle snapped at Lucario stumbling away catching the end of his tail and threw him against the opposite wall, knocking him out. Transforming back he glared at Marth rolling on the floor laughing his ass off.
"STOP LAUGHING AT US! Get Lucario, Luigi and Jason locked up!" Kyle angrily yelled at Marth. "I will be in my room washing my mouth" he muttered. Oscar wiped puke away from his eyes teleporting to his and Kyle's room to shower. Marth rolled ten minutes on the floor tears started to form and sides aching from laughing so hard.
"Well, I guess I should get this three where they should be" Marth said to himself while giggling. As soon as he stood up he saw a problem. He could take two at a time, but that would leave the third and if the one left would wake up while Marth wasn't there, they would have to knock him out again. A smile spread across Marth's face as an idea popped in his mind.
"Rayquaza! Charizard!" Both Pokémon crashed in snapping at each other's throat. "LISTEN" Marth yelled so loud that the two stopped and looked at him waiting for a command.
"Charizard, pick up Luigi and follow me. Rayquaza, pick up Lucario and follow me" Marth instructed. Both Pokémon obeyed following Marth with Jason slung over his shoulder to the room.
Marth sighed slumping against the wall beside Kyle and Oscar's room. They had been in there for 20 minutes and Marth wanted to get the tea disaster behind him and enjoy some peace. At last the two exited the room.
"I think there was another smasher!" Oscar argued.
"There was Pit and Toon Link and they are knocked out!" Kyle argued back.
Marth didn't know what the argument was about, but didn't want to get involved.
"I'm sure I saw something blue on the ceiling…" Oscar muttered.
Kyle eyes seemed to widen as he remembered something blue, stuck to the ceiling and bleeding; looking awfully like Sonic. "Oscar?" "Yeah?" "That was Sonic stuck in the ceiling" "Oh… well, let's go get him"
Kyle looked down at Marth, turning to go "Get up, princess"
Marth really wanted to swear at him, but instead stuck out his leg watching Kyle trip and face plant on the floor, smirking. Kyle glared at the prince, getting up. "One day, I will get you." Kyle threatened, before walking off, Oscar following. Marth stood up and started after them, complaining silently that he had to team up with those two. Getting Sonic off the ceiling was easier. The hedgehog had fallen asleep. Probably from lack of movement. The only thing Kyle had to evade while yanking him out was the drool slipping out of Sonic's mouth.
"Okay, where do we go next?" Oscar asked shutting the door after Kyle threw in Sonic.
Marth was rubbing his arms, trying to get warm "Guys, are you getting cold, too?"
"Actually, yeah. Isn't the cooler broken, though?" Kyle asked, noticing the chilling cold, too.
"Maybe after drinking tea somebody felt like fixing it… someone who likes the cold…" Oscar mumbled trying to keep warm.
"Come, let's go, maybe they are still by the cooler!" Marth called, sprinting down the hallway. With 'they' Oscar and Kyle knew Marth meant the Ice Climbers. Those two really loved the cold. Oscar teleported to the room where the culprit should be to prevent them from leaving. Arriving in the doorway, he saw the two coming towards him. Oscar's eyes doubled in size. The whole room was already covered in ice and icicles hanging off the ceiling. It looked like a huge freezer.
"Isn't it beautiful, Oscar?" Nana chirped.
Before Oscar could answer something blue whizzed by, slipped and landed on his behind with an "Ow" on the ice. Two seconds later Kyle poked his head in laughing at Marth. Oscar smirked and Kyle had tears in his eyes from laughing as they watched Marth getting up and slipping again and again, telling Kyle to shut up in between "Ow"s. the prince looked like Bambi in the movie.
Nana giggled before turning to Oscar "Umm… could you let us past, please?" Marth had by now slipped his way to the cooler, literally, and shut it off. Popo cried out in shock and jumped on Marth, assaulting him while shouting "Quick, Nana put it back on, the ice will melt!" Nana tried to run, but Oscar held her back on her hoodie. Kyle stepped forward revealing a baseball bat and knocked Nana out.
"Ow, Ow, Ow, OW!" Marth shouted. He was still being assaulted and constantly slipping, Marth couldn't get up. And he really didn't want to punch little Popo. Kyle sighed and stepped into the room, walking over to Marth under assault. Kyle didn't make it all the way. He slipped after two steps, face planting. Growling, Kyle tried to get up again, but didn't fare any better than Marth. He looked like Bambi on ice, too. Oscar sighed hearing Kyle swear like no tomorrow and Marth nonstop 'Ow'. He teleported next to the bat, picked it up, teleported next to Marth and Popo, aimed at Popo and missed hitting Marth in the face probably breaking Marth's nose. "OW! OSCAR YOU MORON!" Marth yelled, clutching his nose and curled up, wanting the day to end. Kyle grinned like a retard from his spot. He had given up standing and was lying on his stomach watching the scene. Oscar smirked, before disappearing and appearing behind Popo, who was about to start the cooler again, knocking him out quickly.
The two Ice Climbers out in the hall, Oscar turned to Kyle and Marth, still on the ice. "Get up and come."
"Excuse me, Sherlock, but there is still ice. It takes time to melt, you know" Kyle snapped back.
"Well, then transform to dragon and melt the ice or something" Oscar huffed.
"Fine" Kyle snorted and transformed. Due to his size, all Kyle had to do, after his size wrecked the wall, was to step forward to get off the slippery surface. Kyle off the ice, still transformed, Oscar impatiently yelled at Marth "Get your ass off the ice!"
Marth finding some peace at just lying at the cool surface flipped Oscar the bird. Oscar muttered some really bad insults at Marth before turning to Kyle "Hey, could you get the faggot-"An ice chunk hit his head "HEY!" the demon spun around hatred filled eyes directed at Marth.
"Yeah, I got an idea" Kyle said and stretched his tail towards Marth, slinging it around the prince's arm. With a sudden yank and a yelp from Marth, the teen was flung out of the room rolling to a harsh stop just before hitting the wall.
Somewhere in a town…
The toxic, air polluting smoke from terrible, terrible farts hung in the air, suffocating crying and screaming people. Another reason why the people screamed, except from the horrendous Wario farts, was Crazy Hand laughing like a maniac and zooming around, exclaiming "Tag is so much fun!"
Back at the mansion
"Finally, it's starting to get warm" Kyle said. Popo and Nana were locked up. While they took care of the kids, Master Hand had taken care of Bowser, Fox, Dedede, G&W, Diddy Kong, Olimar and Pikachu.
"Okay. We checked mainly everywhere. Where didn't we look yet? AND STOP GLARING AT ME MARTH!"
"NO! We didn't check everybody's room yet." Marth muttered, glowering at Oscar.
"FINE! LET'S DO IT, THEN!" Oscar roared, stomping off.
"Wow, he's actually walking today" Kyle commented, before accompanying a pissed off Oscar. Marth tagged along, glaring intensely at Oscar's back. The first room the trio checked was Samus' and Sheiks' room. Sheik was sitting cross legged, her gaze fixed on the mirror across her on the wall, while trying on scarfs. Zelda sat on Samus' bed, for no reason, crying. Depression mode. Marth poked his head in. He really didn't want to hit Sheik or Zelda; they didn't wreck anything anyway. He was about to close when Kyle shoved him forward sending the door flying open and Marth sprawled on the carpet.
"Hey shrimp, there are Sheik and Zelda." Kyle said staring at Marth standing up.
"Listen, they aren't doing anything, so let's just leave them" Marth whispered.
"Hi Marth, did the jewelry help?" Sheik asked trying on a fuzzy sky blue scarf, turning to look at Marth. "Are you hanging out with Kyle and Oscar?" Sheik was shocked. Marth never hung out with those two. Marth and Kyle hated each other's guts. Oscar and Marth hated each other's guts.
"The tea had some shit in it, everybody except us three is nuts and we have to knock everybody out" Oscar stated dryly. And stepped forward. On one of the scarfs. Big mistake. Sheik's eyes narrowed in rage and flung a handful of needles at Oscar. Oscar teleported out of the way and reappeared behind the enraged Sheik. All this time Zelda huddled against the wall on the bed and kept on crying.
Marth jumped in front of Zelda blocking knives flying at her. Sheik didn't aim at her; Oscar sometimes appeared in front of Zelda.
"Oscar, you idiot! That could have hit Zelda" Marth yelled using himself as meat shield for Zelda.
"Then be her knight in shining armour, dumbass!" Oscar yelled back. Kyle blocked the doorway. As Sheik sped past, Kyle stuck out his leg, sending Sheik, flying and landing with a thud. Oscar used the chance and send a powerful shadow ball at her knocking her out. A few things in the room were broken and Kyle and Marth pulled some needles out of themselves, while Oscar wrenched a knife out of his shoulder he ignored during the fight.
"What about her" Kyle asked glancing at Zelda. The princess had Marth in a tight embrace, still crying, while Marth tried to gently push her off.
"How about we lock the door and close the window?" Marth offered, while he tried to untangle himself, which made Zelda only squeeze tighter.
"Sure" Kyle agreed, taking care of the window. Oscar helped Marth untangling himself from Zelda, while both of them glared at each other viciously.
After locking up Zelda, Kyle slid down the wall, sitting down.
"Get up lazy" Oscar said. Now Marth sat down "Oscar just carry her over the shoulder or bridal style and teleport her into the room and teleport back. You can carry one person and teleport, right?" Marth asked, this time not glaring.
"Yeah" Oscar answered, slinging Sheik over his shoulder.
"Oh, and Oscar?" Marth looked at him with icy eyes "if you hurt her or drag by her clothes or some shit like that, I swear, I will break all your bones, stomp you in the dirt and make minced meat out of you with Falchion. Got It?" Marth said 'Got it?" with so much threat in his tone, that Oscar had to try very hard not to flinch and quickly teleported away with Sheik over his shoulder.
"Did you mean that?" Kyle asked, feeling kind of retarded after asking since he knew Marth was protective of his friends and he hated Oscar.
"Yup, and if you try to help him or team up against me with him I will do the same to you." Marth answered with no emotion on his face, intimidating Kyle.
"I'm back, get off your asses" the rude remark signaled that Oscar was back and Marth felt like shoving a stick up the demon's ass. The next three rooms turned out empty, but out of the next one came a horrid screeching. All three covered their ears, before Kyle kicked down the door with a "What the hell!?" Falco sat in his open window, still acting like a rooster. Since Kyle had a bad day he yelled "SHUT UP!" and punched the avian out the window. Falco landed with a thud and a crack.
"Oh shit, do I get kicked out when I kill someone?" Kyle exclaimed. "Go check on him Oscar!"
Without a word Oscar vanished, appearing next to Falco, kicked him in the side and gave a thumbs up after hearing Falco moan. Marth was hitting his head against the wall, repeatedly mumbling "Surrounded by morons". Now if a wall had feeling or something, it'd be crying now and asking what it did to Marth to deserve this.
"Harder" Kyle said watching Marth.
"What!?" Marth growled.
"I said harder, dolt, if you hit harder you could crack you skull" Kyle responded.
Marth's eye twitched, before he lunged at Kyle and the two started rolling on the floor strangling each other.
"I took care of the oversized pigeon guy" Oscar declared, before he started cheering for Kyle. After a few minutes, the three heard Master Hand passing by mumbling something about Crazy Hand and immediately stopped, so they wouldn't get in trouble. As soon as they exited the room, Master Hand turned to the three "Hi, have you seen Crazy Hand?"
"Nope" the trio said in unison.
"Hmm… where could he be?" Master Hand mumbled, floating off.
As Master Hand wandered the wrecked mansion, he was jolted out of his deep thoughts, by the TV. Someone left on the TV and the news were on. The reporter babbled about a toxic threat as the camera showed from a distance, a town covered in green clouds of Wario farts where Crazy Hands' laughter could be heard along with screaming and crying. Master Hand zipped out of the mansion to the town. The next few rooms showed to be deserted, too. In front of Marth's, Ike's and Roy' room they could hear laughter and tinkling of jewelry.
What is going on?" Kyle mumbled. They pushed the door open a bit like some monster could lurk in there and poked their heads in. Ike wasn't on the floor anymore. The noise came from the bathroom. With a quick glance at his bed, Marth noticed the bag of jewelry gone. All three stumbled into the bathroom, because all of them wanted to go in at the same time to see Link sitting in the bathtub, laughing and playing with the jewelry.
"How about we just lock him in here?" Oscar whispered. Marth nodded while Kyle whispered back "Agreed" Link turned to look at Kyle, Oscar and Marth, his eyes resting on the ever so sparkly tiara. "Shiny" Link said in a creepy possessed voice dropping all the necklaces and rings in his hands, slowly getting out of the bath tub like some wolf about to lunge at its prey. He looked like a creep.
"No, Link! Play with shiny in bathtub" Marth said sternly, backing out of the bathroom along with Kyle and Oscar. Right in front of the door, they bolted out, Link lunged screeching "Shiny!" and Kyle slammed the door shut, locking it. The door rattled as Link slammed into the door, starting to claw at it muttering 'shiny'. All three panted watching the door. Link's clawing and "shiny" died down and tingling noise started again as Link resumed playing with the jewelry in the bathtub.
Somewhere in a dark room…
"NOOOOO! My only captive, GONE!" Meta Knight howled, eyes fixed on Luigi's spot, a lonely rope left behind.
"I can help you with your problem" a voice echoed out of a dark corner. But then the person choked, yelling "Stupid dust!"
"Who is there? Show yourself!" Meta Knight yelled, although it wasn't necessary in the small room and because the person in the corner yelled.
"It's Ike, puffball" Ike yelled for no reason and stepped into the dim light of the flickering light bulb.
"How can you help me?" Meta Knight asked.
"Well, there is a person I'm trying to find and obviously you are getting nowhere."
"Okay, you can be my student"
"Acquaintance"
"Student!"
"Acquaintance!"
"STUDENT!"
"ACQUAINTANCE! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!" Ike angrily shouted.
Meta Knight considered this before nodding "Okay we shall go"
"Hold on, one more thing" Ike aid standing right in front of Meta Knight. With a smirk, Ike lunged at a surprised Meta Knight, determined to make out.
"Geez, where IS everybody!" Ness complained. All of a sudden, it seemed like more and more smashers vanished, so the two boys couldn't find anybody to mess with. Lucas stayed quiet listening to Ness' ranting.
"Mario is locked up" Oscar announced. He'd just took care of Mario, while Marth and Kyle waited leaning against the wall. The rest of the bedrooms had been empty.
"Well, where should we go next?" Kyle asked.
Marth shrugged "How about we just wander through the mansion?"
"Sure" Oscar said. Marth caught a glimpse of pink and started to look past Oscar, leaning sideways.
"What?" Oscar snorted.
"Kirby is coming to us." Marth said pointing at the pink puffball. Kyle and Oscar turned around, and indeed Kirby trotted towards them wearing a white coat and carrying a medical kit.
"Poyo!" Kirby said before halting in front of the trio and shuffling around in his bag, pulling out a long, pointy needle filled with green dangerous looking liquid. "Poyo!" Kirby turned to them with big round eyes.
Kirby was calm, so Marth tried to talk to him "Hey Kirby, you know you really shouldn't play around with that, because you don't know how to handle that." Kirby stared at Marth. And stared. And stared. Then Kirby pointed his stubby arm at Math's arm, exclaiming "Poyo!" he still wanted to play doctor. Marth eyed the liquid in the syringe. It looked lethal. Kirby was getting frustrated with the "patients". Oscar and Kyle stood behind Marth doing nothing, except staring at him, just like Marth. With a war cry, Kirby leapt forward trying to stab Marth in the arm. Marth jumped back and kept on dodging Kirby's attempts of plunging the syringe in his skin and shot glances at Kyle and Oscar, who didn't get the message at all or ignored him. "Excuse me, idiots, but you have the baseball bat!" the prince shouted. Marth didn't use Falchion; he didn't want to end up cutting the little puffball on crack.
"Fine, I'm coming, brat!" Oscar snapped, snatching the baseball bat from Kyle. He didn't hurry. He didn't teleport. It agitated Marth, who was dodging constantly and just wanted his crappy day to finally end. Oscar smiled, seeing Marth upset. Taking his time getting behind Kirby, he turned to Kyle "Hey Kyle, you wanna hit the marshmallow?" Oscar asked knowing with every second he wasted, he annoyed Marth.
"Hmmm... Well, I think you should have the fun." Kyle answered back, smiling.
"GET ON WITH IT YOU BASTARDS!" Marth screamed furiously, wishing after Kirby was knocked out, that the two would spontaneously combust.
"Fine" Oscar said and swung out with the bat, but missed. This made Kirby angry. He didn't like it that Oscar interfered with his "difficult patient". Kirby puffed up hovering in the air for a second and transformed into a heavy pink block slamming down on Oscar's foot with a sickening crunch.
Oscar's eyes narrowed and bit his lip, before screaming, dropping the bat and rapidly saying "Fuck" over and over again, hopping around one foot. Kyle picked up the bat and smashed it at Kirby and was dumbfounded. The bat formed a dent as Kirby was hit, but as the bat retracted, the dent filled back in and Kirby round as ever. And fuming. Kirby turned, anger etched onto his face. "Crap" Kyle muttered and dodged, trying to think of a way to deal with Kirby. Marth also tried to think of way to deal with Kirby after witnessing the scene; knocking out obviously didn't work. Kyle suddenly had an idea as a smirk crept on his face.
"Hey princess, distract puffball" Kyle shouted earning a glare from Marth at calling him princess. Although Marth really wanted to strangle Kyle now, he complied, getting Kirby's attention. While Marth dodged Kirby's stabs, Kyle turned into his shadow dragon form, his sides nearly touching the walls either side. With a roar, he got Kirby's attention, who stopped and stared wide eyed at the dragon, dropping the needle. Marth backed away and Oscar still hopped around filling the hallway with a lot of "Fuck"s. Kirby shivered in fear, as suddenly, Kyle's fat giant dragon arse loomed over the puffball and within seconds Kyle sat down. Marth looked horrified at the thought of small Kirby splattered all over the floor. "What did you do...?" Marth whispered, barely audible. Kyle finally lifted his behind after a few long seconds to reveal a flat, but not dead, paper thin Kirby. Kirby protested with a lot of "Poyo!"s, but the short words were ignored. Kyle had for some reason an envelope in his pocket, strode over to Kirby, folded him and stuffed him in the envelope, sealing it with a smirk plastered over his face. Marth just stared, frozen, not knowing what to do. Oscar finally ceased swearing and commented, limping over "I never knew your ass was so effective." A few seconds passed, Kyle still smirking, Oscar staring, and Marth blinking. Kyle was the first to move and handed Oscar the Kirby envelope and punched him for commenting about his ass. Oscar muttered an "Ow" and something along the lines of "it wasn't an insult" and teleported away.
"Come on, we have to find more smashers" Kyle said, striding down the hallway, Marth silently following.
In Meta Knight's "den"…
"Bastard" Meta Knight whispered, feeling extremely violated.
"Let's go!" Ike said, stretching, a smile glued on his face.
Somewhere in a village…
Master Hand was frozen in shock. Buildings crumbled, fire everywhere and the sickening, green CLOUDS OF WARIO WAFTS! And his idiotic brother zipping around, laughing.
"CRAZY! Why didn't you do anything about this!?" Master H. shouted.
"Brother! Join us playing tag!" Crazy H. chased Wario on his bike.
"No Crazy!" Master H. quickly wanted to get away from the village, so he wouldn't be seen and had to pay the damage. He zapped Wario driving by which made the bike explode and Wario bounced against Master H., farting just as he touched the giant glove.
"EW!" Master H. screamed flicking Wario against a weak wall that collapsed upon impact.
"Crazy, pick up Wario"
"But he farts even when he's unconscious"
"DO IT"
"Okay, but I'm telling you bro, you missed all the fun!" Crazy Hand exclaimed, picking up Wario and floating away with Master Hand from the destroyed village.
Back at the Mansion…
"I honestly don't know how to do this without destroying vines…" Kyle mumbled, although he wouldn't mind hurting Ivysaur.
"Wolf's retarded" Oscar commented.
"You find everybody retarded!" Marth barked at Oscar.
Currently Kyle, Oscar and Marth tried to figure out what to do about Ivysaur and Wolf. Ivysaur was pretty simple, but none of the three felt like swinging themselves through the vines after a retarded looking Wolf.
"Hold on" Marth said, running off.
"Where do you think you going, brat?" Kyle asked, stepping on Marth's cape, making the prince face plant.
"You Idiot, I was going to get a Pokeball!" Marth yelled, standing up.
"Oh"
Marth turned to Oscar "Could go get a Pokeball, you'll be faster than me"
Oscar nodded teleporting away and was back 10 seconds holding a Pokeball. Just as Marth wanted to grab the Pokeball, Oscar pulled back, grin across his face "If you want this, you have to wear a dress for whole week in front of everyone" Marth grabbed for it again, but Oscar dodged. "Kyle catch!" Oscar shouted as Marth tackled him. Kyle caught it smirking "Want this princess?" "Give it to me RIGHT NOW!" Marth yelled lunging at Kyle, who threw it back to Oscar. Marth quickly back flipped to Oscar, but Oscar teleported. Kyle and Oscar laughed at him "If you want it you have to wear a dress for a week!" Kyle mocked. "NEVER! Stop it, that's not funny! And we still have to deal with Ivysaur and Wolf!" Marth bellowed, glaring at Kyle and Oscar. If looks could kill, Kyle and Oscar would've died right now.
Outside the mansion…
"Hmmm…"
"Bro!"
"Hmm…"
"Bro! Bro!"
"Crazy, shut up! I'm trying to think!" Master Hand yelled. The giant glove had been trying to find a solution with the Wario problem. Sticking Wario with the other unconscious smashers, would probably wreck their lungs and Master Hand really couldn't pay for medical bills now and Dr. Mario was on vacation. "Ah, I have it! Brother we need lots of rope!" Crazy Hand returned after a minute with rope. Master Hand tied Wario onto a large tree. The fat guy was still unconscious and farting horrendously, which made the tree wither.
Back with Marth, Kyle and Oscar…
Marth smiled looking at the thing behind Kyle and Oscar.
"What are you smiling about?" Oscar snapped. A deep angry growl answered behind. Rayquaza had heard Marth in distress after knocking out Charizard and nearly mauling him. Rayquaza sped to the mansion and snuck behind Kyle and Oscar. Rayquaza was very pissed, that his Master had been laughed at and angered. Kyle gulped. In a second Rayquaza snapped its' giant jaws at them missing by a mere inch, making Oscar drop the Pokeball. Marth snatched it up and allowed Rayquaza to chase and terrorize his enemies through the mansion.
Marth caught Ivysaur. Wolf yelped as he grabbed at nothing and smashed into a wall, toppling onto the floor. "Hold on, Kyle has the baseball bat… Oh well, I will just punch Wolf" Marth thought. Wolf had gotten off the floor, looking around the room for vines to swing in. Wolf had no idea what to do now. No vines. No swinging. Looking Wolf saw Marth coming towards him. Figuring that he was the cause of his "jungle" vanishing, he attacked Marth, startling the prince. Marth jumped to the side as Wolf lunged at him again.
Rayquaza had chased Kyle and Oscar to the cafeteria. In between Oscar ditched Kyle, but came back towards the end. Kyle was fed up now. Twitching with anger, he turned around, transformed and roared at Rayquaza. Rayquaza roared back before lunging at Kyle. Oscar stayed out of the dragon fight, having attained popcorn out of nowhere and was sitting on floor munching popcorn, while watching the fight. After a while Kyle won the fight, having knocked out Rayquaza, but Rayquaza had managed to break one of his arms. Changing back Kyle's arm hung limply at his side. Oscar had finished his popcorn and limped over to Kyle.
Instead of walking back, Oscar teleported them back to Marth. Marth and Wolf still, fought, although Marth dodged most of the time as his body complained about the shitty day.
"Hey, lazy bums, take care of Wolf!" Marth said flipping past the two and shoving them forward. Kyle didn't want to complete the task, stepping back and shoving Oscar forward along with the bat. Oscar quickly glared at Kyle and Marth, but before he even moved, a thump resounded through the room along with Ike's "I gotta make out with him later"
Ike stared at Wolf for a second before slinging him over his shoulder. Marth stood in the doorway wondering how Ike was walking normally after been beaten shitless by him. Ike froze as he tried to walk with Wolf and willed his knees not to buckle underneath him. 'I guess two heart containers wasn't enough' Ike thought, while Marth, Kyle, Oscar and Meta Knight, who stood beside him, stared at him.
Flashback
Ike finally woke up. He actually wanted to fall back unconscious again to continue having sick fantasies, but the urge to try again with a certain peeved prince wouldn't let him. His body aching, Ike bravely crawled out of the room and pulled himself on his way with arms that miraculously went unscathed. Finally reaching Dr. Mario's Office after a painful, excruciating long hour, the mercenary found two heart containers, quickly using them.
Kyle and Oscar, impatient like always, advanced on Ike, who hadn't moved an inch since ten minutes of staring. Meta Knight quickly used Plan B, grabbing two paint buckets he had with him and chucked them at Kyle and Oscar splattering red paint all over their faces. Marth, of course, laughed. Kyle twitched in anger spun around, yelling "Shut up, bitch!" While turning and throwing out his insult, his broken arm brushed against Oscar, making Kyle swear and stomp on Oscar's broken foot, who in turn sweared, too, and started hopping around, smashing into Ike. Ike fell and Oscar on top of him. Kyle turned around tripping and landed on the pile. Marth laughed so hard, tears ran down his face, with one arm he was holding his aching side and with the other he tried to hold onto the doorframe for support. Meta Knight wasn't quite sure what to do, but decided to teleport him, Ike and "their catch" into his den.
After ten minutes Marth's laughter ceased into giggles and his vision allowed him to see that the others left after brushing tears out of his eyes. "Snap, now I have to save those twits."
It took Marth 20 minutes to find Meta Knight's den, sneaking silently through the mansion. It was quite easy to find out which room the duo was hiding in; Marth wasn't even leaning on the door, as he heard Ike pacing back and forth saying "I know he will come…" while Meta Knight told him to shut up and wait silently. Marth thought about breaking down the door, but then it'd be two against one, so he wandered off looking for a vent to crawl in.
In Meta Knight's den…
Kyle and Oscar sat against tied up and gagged. They had no idea where Meta Knight had found these circlets; they prevented them from using magic. Kyle, along with Oscar, killed Ike and Meta Knight over and over again in their minds. Kyle dearly wanted to sit on the two with his giant dragon arse. Ever since he flattened Kirby, he grew fond of using his giant behind making his opponents tremble in fear as his giant dragon arse loomed over them promising a painful doom.
Back with Marth…
He finally found a way to enter the vents. Currently he was nearly above Meta Knight's den studying the map he had snatched up on his way and was checking where to go next. Tucking the map back in his pocket, he kept on crawling as Ike's pacing and talking grew louder. Marth froze right in the middle of the room in the vent as he heard Ike.
"Did you hear that?"
"What? You babbled the whole time!"
Marth moved an inch, but hit his head, biting his lip hoping Ike and Meta Knight didn't hear the thump. Ike grinned and pulled out a gun shooting at the vent. The bullet penetrated the thin metal, grazing Marth's cheek.
"Ike, you fucking idiot! You nearly shot me!" Marth shrieked.
"Hey sweetheart, want to come down?" Ike mocked, grinning.
"No!" Marth yelled, pissed off at Ike. Thinking of a new plan, Marth crawled forward in the vent.
"Fine" Ike said smiling, shooting again sending the bullet past Marth's side.
"IKE STOP IT!" Marth screeched, debating whether he should stay put or crawl forward as fast as he could.
"Then come DOWN!" Ike yelled, pushing an empty crate he saw close under Marth's position to remove part of the vent. Bashing off a part with Ragnell, while Marth had to cover his ears as not to go deaf, Meta Knight managed to push another crate over to Ike. Ike stepped off the crate, stacked the other on, stepped back on and send a piece of vent clattering to the floor, while Marth yelped crawling away. Ike snatched Marth's ankle pulling the prince to him.
'If Ike keeps this up, he might fall, but I don't want to tell him' Meta Knight thought, watching the scene and hearing Marth kicking and screaming.
Snake crawled through the vents when he saw Marth in the vent screaming and kicking and something and trying to hold on to the walls.
All this time as Kyle and Oscar watched they only thought about one thing: "He sounds girly"
Snake decided to help to help Marth and grabbed his wrist, before Ike pulled him completely out of the vent. Ike cursed and Marth yelped in surprise as Snake pulled Marth back up.
Snake and Ike kept the tug of war going for a few minutes, while Marth complained and kicked out aiming at Ike's face. Ike suddenly yanked on Marth with all his might. Marth screamed as he fell out of the vent tightly holding onto Snake, sending him tumbling out of the vent after Mart. Marth knocked Ike off the crates and he went onto the floor along with Marth and Snake. Suddenly the door flew open and Samus started kicking Meta Knight mercilessly.
Ike pushed Marth over pinning him on the floor, smirking. Marth glared at Ike, but before Ike could do anything, Snake yanked him off and pushed him aside, taking on Ike, giving Marth time to get up and free Kyle and Oscar. Marth didn't waste a second and was an instant by Kyle and Oscar untying them and getting the circlets off. Oscar teleported the unconscious Wolf away and returned back in a second.
Snake was doing pretty well. Ike was still worn out and missed most of the time and glanced at Marth, not paying attention. Ike landed a punch in the stomach, sending Snake backwards.
"Give me that" Marth said eyeing the bat. Kyle handed it wordlessly over.
Meta Knight and Samus still fought. Oscar teleported behind Samus and knocked her out with magic and teleported her away. Well, now Kyle had transformed and nearly took up all the room and sat on Meta Knight, toothy smile and eyes gleaming with joy. Until Meta Knight's mask dug into his ass.
When Ike focused on Snake Marth struck out with the bat knocking out the mercenary.
Kyle into the wall beside Marth roared tearing down the wall to the hallway, Meta Knight becoming round again and stuck on his butt. Kyle ripped off Meta Knight and bitch slapping him against a wall with his tail, getting the puffball stuck. Oscar knocked Meta Knight out with magic and vanished locking him up and returned in second. Snake had left while Marth and Oscar watched Meta Knight getting bitch slapped.
"Hey Oscar, take care of Ike" Marth said pointing to the unconscious Ike.
"No way! I'm not gonna carry him!"
Kyle transformed back and the three exploded into an argument of who has to lock Ike away. Master Hand floated through the mansion as he heard three familiar voices bickering.
"What's going on?" He asked.
Immediately all of them started shouting and yelling and the only thing Master Hand could make out was "locking Ike up" Sighing and mentally crying about another broken wall he would have to pay for, he said "Good work, you three! I will take care of Ike; you guys can search for the remaining smashers. As far as I know the only ones left are Snake, Ness, Lucas, R.O.B, Jigglypuff and Ganondorf." Master Hand floated away carrying Ike.
"How about we split up searching and when you find a smasher you tell the others." Kyle suggested.
"How we are going to hear you when you're further away?" Marth asked. The mansion was quite big.
"Wait a sec" Oscar said vanishing and reappearing with three flare guns. "Shoot up a flare when you find someone" Oscar said giving Kyle and Marth each a flare gun. Kyle walked to the right, Marth to the left and Oscar vanished. No one knew that Snake was hiding under a crate except Marth, but dismissed him since Snake saved him.
Kyle scanned the yard, but didn't see any smasher. He was already turned back when he heard a whirring sound. Above him Jigglypuff and R.O.B. glided through the air. Kyle changed into shadow dragon and with a mighty flap launched himself into the air. Kyle charged directly at the duo, who didn't even seem to realize that a huge dragon was right behind them, fangs bared. Kyle's snout was only an inch behind R.O.B now. Suddenly the robot flew up created a small burst of flames, which touched Kyle's snout. Kyle roared hovering in the air, rubbing his snout.
Enraged, Kyle shot forward and lashed out with his claws, making the duo drop and Jigglypuff deflated making a sound akin to a deflated balloon. Kyle landed in front of R.O.B and Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff was normal size and seemed just as dumbfounded as R.O.B., sitting on the grass staring at nothing. Using the tip of a claw, Kyle switched off R.O.B. and grinned evilly at Jigglypuff.
Oscar teleported in the training room. Lucky for him he found Samus; UNfortunaly for him he got kicked in the balls. "Fuck!" Oscar cursed and clutched his abused balls. Samus was already about to attack again. Samus threw another kick, but Oscar vanished, teleporting out of harm's way. Samus turned around to see Oscar across the room, smirking. They kept this up for a while as Oscar teleported out of the way every time Samus attacked. About 20 minutes passed as Samus got frustrated and tired. Two times Oscar leaned against the wall and vanished, so Samus ended up kicking the wall. Oscar also had hit her in between with magic attacks and tripped her 5 times. Oscar was across her again, again a smug smile on his face. Samus attacked again, fist reared back and again Oscar vanished. Samus whipped around finally thinking she got a hit, but her smile faded when she realised she punched air. Oscar appeared next to her, grabbed her wrist and flung her against the closest wall, knocking her out. 'I won't need the flare gun; she's the only smasher here. I wonder how Kyle and princess are doing…' Oscar thought, picking Samus up and teleporting away to lock her up.
Marth sighed. He was sore everywhere. 'I hope Kyle and Oscar find the other smashers before I do' the prince thought, closing his eyes for a second and bumped into somebody. Marth bit back a curse and looked up to see, who he bumped into. 'Great, Ganondork' Marth thought, as Ganondorf grinned at him. Ganondorf stuck out his hand to help Marth up, asking "Need help?" Marth looked at Ganondorf like he had turned into a pink unicorn. "You hate me, you never help me" Marth said, still sitting on the floor. Before Marth could get up himself, Ganondorf grabbed his hand, yanking him up. Marth yelped and jumped back as he received in electric shock. Ganondorf laughed and pulled out a present he had behind his back and quickly shoved it into Marth's hands. Marth immediately threw it away, since he knew it was another prank. Unfortunately for him it exploded not far from him, covering him partially in gooey, sticky stuff. "EW!" Marth yelled "What is that!?" while he tried to remove it.
Ganondorf howled with laughter "Rotten food with other stuff!" Ganondorf laughed even harder as Marth screeched "EW! Disgusting!" frantically trying to get it off. While Ganondorf laughed, Marth dashed behind him and tried to get the stuff off with Ganondorf cape, smearing it.
"Ew! Don't use my cape, use your own!" Ganondorf bellowed, yanking his cape out of Marth's grip.
"No, Ganondork!" Marth yelled, grabbing for Ganondorf cape.
Ganondorf grinned and cracked his knuckles "You know, I didn't beat you up yet for letting Charizard pee on me." Ganondorf advanced on Marth. The prince pulled out Falchion, but it didn't budge. Backing up he kept on trying to pull it out of the sheath, but the majority of the sticky stuff covered the hilt and the sheath. The goo had started to dry and Marth cursed constantly as he backed up from the Gerudo King, who was itching to beat Marth to a pulp.
'Crap! I can't get Falchion out. I guess I have to run' Marth thought, turning around, dashing away from Ganondorf. Out of the corner of his eye, Marth realized that Ganondorf didn't run after him. Heck, he didn't even try! He just walked after Marth, smiling. Marth's eyes went wide and he tried to stop, skidding over the floor. But Marth was too late, as a snare tightened around his ankle pulling him up. Ganondorf chuckled, as he watched Marth squirm and try to grab the rope above him.
"I hate you" Marth hissed.
"I know, princess, I hate you, too" Ganondorf chuckled rearing back his fist. Marth feebly raised his arms, although he knew it wouldn't do anything. Ganondorf send punch after punch at Marth. Marth let out muffled yelps. After a few minute Marth felt faint and barely noticed the blood pouring out of his nose. Ganondorf smiled, pulled out his sword and cut the rope. Marth dropped to the floor and screamed in pain. Ganondorf laughed and picked a limp Marth up by his collar.
Ganondorf howled up in pain as he was struck by a baseball bat in the back of his head, dropping Marth. Marth looked up weakly as an unconscious Ganondorf was about to crush him, but suddenly he felt someone grab his arm and pull him away.
"Darn it, how in the world am I supposed to carry Ganondorf?" Oscar complained, leaning onto the bat, so he wouldn't put weight on his broken foot. Oscar wrinkled his nose and covered it "Disgusting! What stinks like rotten food and other crap here!?" Oscar looked over at Marth lying on the floor, partially covered in goo. He quickly vanished and was back with a heart container in two seconds. "Here!" Oscar said throwing the item at Marth. Marth didn't react. "Hurry up, puss! You have to help locking up Ganondorf!" Marth shakily reached out for the heart container next to him. As the prince gained strength, using the heart container, he stood up, trembling and turned around to Oscar. And stomped with all his might and anger on Oscar's broken foot. Screaming out in pain, Oscar hopped around, calling Marth really bad names, better left unsaid. Oscar hopped around, insulting Marth and swearing, for 10 more minutes, before he stopped glaring at Marth. Wordlessly Oscar grabbed one wrist of the Gerudo King, while Marth grabbed the other and they started dragging Ganondorf towards the room, glaring at each other the whole time. How they didn't bump into anything is a mystery. After locking up Ganondorf, Oscar stopped glaring and said, covering his nose "Meet you at you room. We have to get that stuff off or my nose is gonna die" Marth walked to his room, wondering where Oscar teleported to. Arriving at his room, he filled a bucket with water. Just as Marth exited the bathroom, Oscar appeared huffing and red in the face slamming down a huge container of liquid laundry soap. "That much" Marth questioned. "If you don't want to smell like utter shit all day, then yes" Oscar answered. Oscar opened the container, dumped as much as he could a big bucket he brought and hobble over to Marth, splashing it where the goo was stuck to Marth's clothes. "Start scrubbing" Oscar commanded pushing a brush into Marth's hands. Marth debated if he should punch Oscar or not as the liquid soaked into his clothes, but instead started scrubbing, hoping the goo would come off. 10 minutes passed as Marth scrubbed and insulted Oscar and Oscar dumped liquid soap on Marth even where the goo stuck to the prince's face and rinsed with water and the room was flooded. And smelled like liquid laundry soap.
Marth was finally clean and wanted to put on dry clothes, but Oscar forced him to wear the drenched clothes dragging Marth out of the room and locking it from the inside. The two looked outside for Kyle, while Marth murdered Oscar in his mind. Oscar muffled a laugh and Marth looked horrified.
Kyle sat in dragon form on the grass, his tail swishing slowing back and forth, tongue hanging out on the side, jaws slightly apart revealing sharp fangs and a tranquil look in his partially closed eyes.
"KYLE, GET OFF WHATEVER YOU'RE SITTING ON!" Marth yelled.
The tranquil look in Kyle's eyes turned into fury as he heard Marth yell at him and turned his head snarling at the prince. Kyle had an idea and his snarl turned into a sick grin as he moved his ass and squeaking noises were heard. Marth paled and bent over behind a bush, vomiting. Oscar grinned, but also wanted the tea disaster to end.
"Okay, let's get this done. Get up."
Kyle lifted his giant ass and transformed back, pulling out another envelope. Marth had stopped puking and stood beside Oscar, still pale as he looked at the flat Jigglypuff "You sick bastards, how can you find that fun!?"
Kyle ignored him, stuffing Jigglypuff into the envelope and handed it to Oscar. Oscar glanced over to R.O.B. "I'm not carrying the robot, it weighs a ton!"
"Fine" Kyle said changing back into shadow dragon and picked up R.O.B.. He broke the front wall of the mansion creating a hole Master Hand would cry later about and wrecked some more walls along the way.
Kyle changed back, once the envelope containing Jigglypuff and R.O.B. were thrown in and the door locked "So, who's missing?"
"Ness and Lucas" Marth answered.
The trio decided to look outside again. Marth, Kyle and Oscar only walked, or in Oscars' case limped, a few steps, or hops on Oscars' case, and saw the two remaining smashers on crack. Poor Lucas had to listen to Ness rant and scream and punch a tree out of anger breaking his thump. And screaming about that. Ness, on the verge of swearing turned around, his eyes filled with tears of joy and his face sparkled as he fell to his knees thanking the sky. After babbling to the sky for 2 minutes, the kid began to move his upper body in a circular motion, hands up to sky and howling happily "Wooohoooooo!" and "Yeah!" over and over again.
"He's retarded." Oscar said, being nasty like always.
Marth considered stomping on Oscars' broken foot again, but turned his attention back to Ness. Now Lucas had joined him "Wooohoooooo!" ing alongside Ness. Kyle, of course, was peeved by now, dearly wanting to sit with his dragon arse on the little children.
"Grrr! ANNOYING SKUNKS!" Kyle bellowed and transformed. Ness snapped out of his happy… ummm, dance? Wiggle? Whatever he was doing! Grinning broadly, he was so happy now, that even Kyle with his sharp, gleaming fangs about to shred him to pieces didn't intimidate him. And usually he'd probably poop his pants. Ew.
Ness and Lucas dodged as Kyle's thundered down just where they had been standing. Ness used his psychic abilities making Kyle think he had to sit on Oscar and Marth, constantly causing a thump as hiseversoeffective ass tore up the ground harming grass blades. Lucas made Marth think he was in the army. And Oscar wanted to strangle a certain Ness as he started to get feeling for Marth, but couldn't, because Kyle's ass was hunting him. So it just so happened that Marth had gotten sandbags out nowhere and build a bunker around him in 2 seconds AND adorning a green army helmet, screaming "Hit the deck, Corporal Arse incoming!"
Kyle gave Oscar a break and swung his ass over to Marth. "Shit! They are coming for us!" Marth yelled, whipped out a rifle out of nowhere and shot a rubber duck (When the hell did he get that!?) up Kyle's incoming GIANT dragon ARSE OF DOOM. Kyle roared on agony as the evil rubber duck squeaked, shoving its' way halfway up his ass. While Kyle tried to pry the rubber duck out of his behind, and Ness and Lucas rolled on the grass laughing, Oscar snuck into the "barracks", as Marth called them, and crouched down beside the prince. Oscar screamed internally, but couldn't keep the feelings back and tackled Marth to the ground, kissing him. Marth rammed the rifle end into Oscar's guts, making the demon groan in pain rolling over, holding his ball. Oscar wiped his mouth 'That Ness kid so, SO DEAD! This so disgusting! EW! I have to disinfect my mouth!' Oscar thought. For a moment he could control himself, he could stifle the urges and embarrassing erection standing beside Marth, who had the rifle loaded with ANOTHER rubber duck trained on Oscar's head. Not wasting a second Oscar grabbed the bat he dropped when tackling down Marth and teleported behind Ness, and struck the kid unconscious. Since Ness was cold out, Oscar felt all the lovey-dovey feelings for Marth vanish and Kyle had finally managed to remove the rubber duck from his butt. Lucas decided to ditch Ness and try to run. Marth still acted and shouted, pointing and Lucas "Intruder! FIRE!" aimed and fired his rifle releasing the rubber duck ammo, which successfully hit Lucas in the head. Lucas stumbled and was promptly bitch slapped against a tree by a snarling, peeved Kyle. With Lucas unconscious Marth wondered why he had a rifle and a pile of rubber ducks and why he was sitting in barracks. Removing the army helmet and discarding it next to the rubber ducks, Marth hopped over the barracks and picked up Lucas. Kyle had transformed back and dragged Ness by the shirt causing grass stains on the clothing.
"Hey, lay off the kid!" Marth yelled. Kyle twitched and flung Ness against Marth, causing him to fall with an "Oof!" "Then you carry him" Kyle growled. Marth carried both boys, each over a shoulder hoping Kyle would trip. After Ness and Lucas were locked up, the trio went to the lounge and Marth flopped down on a couch. Kyle and Oscar sat on the opposite couch, leaning back. All three were exhausted and enjoyed the peace.
Master Hand floated around once again finding nobody. The giant decided to check the room where the smashers on crack were kept. Everybody who should be there, there and in lalala land, Master Hand went to the lounge stumbling upon Marth, Kyle and Oscar on the couches. Where his brother was Master Hand didn't know and didn't want to.
"Hey guys, you did really good! How about we go the pizza joint and relax a little?" Master Hand suggested. Kyle, Oscar and Marth said "Yes!" in unison. The three were very hungry, since they didn't eat ALL DAY! Rushing off and trying to trip each other, or more Kyle and Oscar vs. Marth, at the stairs the three quickly changed into sweaters and jeans. Marth put away Falchion and off the quartet went to the pizza joint!
Yay! I finished it! :D I hope you like it, it was fun to write. There will be one more chappie. Although I will continue crazy humor when I write the brawl fic! And sorry guys it took me a while. SCHOOL STARTED! AAAARRGH! And thank you so much for you favs, follows and reviews, I'm so glad you like it! You guys make me so happy!