WHAZ UP ladies, gents and other! I made Naruto's life harder, and I'm adding the Suna Siblings into the mix, hahahahahAHAHAHAHHA! I'm one evil motherfucker...Ahck, I don't care right now.

Thoughts or emphasis

'Paraphrasing and character perception'

"Normal speech"

"Demon speech or Inner Sakura" (Still a demon, no matter how ye dress it)

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"Take me high and I'll sing. Oh you make everything okay! Okay! Okay!" The melodious voice of Temari was heard by the worn Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, "Temari? What are you doing he-OW!" His skull was impacted by said kunoichi's battle fan, "That's for possibly killing a Kage, and this," She then kicked him in the balls, "Is for not waking up for the past week! Apparently, the councils of our two villages want me to get to know you, then possibly marry you so as to strengthen the bond of our villages that was severed by the invasion...Why me?! Why not those floozies out on guard patrol, or that librarian, or that-that-Ungh! You're a thorn in my side right now, Uzumaki Naruto, you really don't want that..."

Her growl was answered by a truly menacing fox growl emanating from his throat as his eyes became slitted and cobalt-blue, "Continue threatening me, and I'll show you my strength, and as a bonus...I'll show you how I beat your brothers! And a week of unconsciousness, no wonder I feel well rested..." Naruto began to twist his back, and stretch when he noticed Temari was blushing..."What's wrong? Am I naked?"

She shook her head and chuckled perversely at the image as well as getting a small nosebleed Naruto didn't notice, she pointed to his chest and he saw that he was shirtless, "You could've asked before stripping me Temari...I'm not a bad person to talk to ab-OW! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!" "FOR BEING A PERVERT, YOU PUNK!" Temari's fan had Naruto's blood on it, indicating her strength as she heard Naruto begin to heal and she turned slightly green, "Oh my god...That sounds disgusting!"

Naruto chuckled evilly at her reaction, "It's not painful, just feels disgusting, what with skin and bone being regrown as well as hair. And then it can feel 'tingly' at times, depending on what I've injured and to what degree. But it isn't that bad, minus the chakra being focused on every muscle in your body..." He waited, no reaction. When he looked he found Temari had a slight nosebleed at the idea, and this made him laugh his ass off, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHO'S THE PERVE NOW?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

While Naruto was busting a gut, another blonde female appeared next to him without him noticing until she grabbed his shoulders and shook him like a ragdoll, "NARUTO-KUN! STOP MAKING US BLUSH AND GET NOSEBLEEDS! IT'S NOT NICE AND YOU'RE RUINING US!" "AAAHHH! INO, DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!" His eyes were slitted, cobalts. This instinctual change sent Ino into a moment of shock before it passed and she kept staring into his eyes, "...pretty..."

Temari snorted in laughter until she received a fox on her shoulder to remind her who was in charge in this situation, "You see a deadly shinobi with a Dojutsu at stage one in a threat...and you think, 'pretty'! The fuck is wr-OW! You little mongr-OW! Alright, off my shoulder!" Temari's demands were met with fox purrs and rubs of his head to her face in a show of affection she didn't want or need, at the moment. Naruto then began to say things without any correlation, "Skeet dat dee, here I cum, gonna blow up like a piece of gum! Yap dot skeedot! Skee deet deet deedy deee, I just pissed on top of a tree! AND THEN I SAID, 'LET THERE BE LIGHT' MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Black Mambaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I WILL STEAL IT NOW, I WILL STEAL IT FROM YOU, YOU SONUVABIIIIITTTCCCHHH! I'm cleaning, I'm skeeting, I'm made of Lemon Pledge! DANCE MY PUPPET, DANCE, MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know it ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"

His insane words made the two girls look to each other uneasily when they saw the fox get off of Temari's shoulder, land on the hospital bed, and scratch Naruto's face, "I needed that...Phew, I feel like I smoked twelve pounds of foxnip, Jesus!" Temari looked to him with worried eyes, "Are you on withdrawal at the moment?!" Naruto looked to her with tired eyes, "Pretty fucking much! It's addicting. Just like smoking, some types of food, voyeurism, porn, gambling..."

Elsewhere

Tsunade was chatting with Jiraiya and Kakashi at the moment, and they all sneezed in unison. They looked between each other realizing the only person who could do that to them, "NARUTO!"

Back with the Blonde Trio

Naruto looked to the window suddenly, "They're out for my blood, huh? Oh well...As I was saying: drugs, medical procedures, surgeries, and one other thing...What was it? I'll tell you two what it is when I remember it..." Temari shouted at him now, "LIKE HELL YOU'RE TELLING US WHATEVER YOU HAD TO TELL US! THAT WAS THIRTY-TWO THINGS I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW PEOPLE COULD GET ADDICTED TO!" Naruto snapped his fingers, "Sex!" The girls blushed and looked at him like he was crazy, "Jesus you two, I meant the thirty-third thing I forgot. How I forgot it I don't know, seeing as I was flirting with you two earlier..."

He shook his head and laid back down, his withdrawal weighing heavily on his body, "I also haven't had...R-r-r-r," Ino backed upsuddenly and id behind Temari while said Suna kunoichi opened her fan as a shield, "...r-r-r-ramen...in a year and three months!" Ino's eyes widened while Temari lowered her fan with an odd look on her face as Ino suddenly brought the fan back up.

"What with you, FLoozy, it's just ramen?!" Ino saw Naruto's twitches and screamed at her, "DON'T SAY THAT! THAT'S HIS DRUG! I don't know what this 'foxnip' stuff is, but I DO KNOW THAT THE R-WORD IS WHAT KEPT HIM SANE FOR YEARS OF HIS CHILDHOOD! HE'S ON WITHDRAWAL FROM HIS HAPPINESS FOR A YEAR AND THREE FUCKING MONTHS!" Those words, made Temari's eyes widen and she brought the fan back up with renewed vigor, "S-s-so what do we do?!"

Ino looked to the emergency button, knowing that it sent for the Hokage, that meant that Tsunade-sama would save them from Naruto's insanity. The blonde, bewhiskered young man's twitching was getting worse and the button looked more and more promising, while Temari was nudging her silently and holding the fan in front of the two of them as a makeshift-shield. Come on Floozy, hit the damn button and save us from his withdrawal, NOW!

I can hear you fine, Sandy-Tails! I'm going to, but if we move too quickly, he'll react violently and attack us out of stress...My Daddy is part of the T&I Force, meaning he understands the human mind like the back of his hand and he's come across recuperating addicts before, and if you act the wrong way too much the recuperating-addict will react violently so we have to move slowly... Temari was shocked that she could hear another person's thoughts for a moment, before she 'spoke' to the girl behind her,

How the Hell can I hear you?! Who are you?! Temari received a smug glare from the platinum-blonde behind her, I'm a Yamanaka, a Mind Walker...I used a jutsu, Shintagu no Jutsu, it allows any member of my clan to speak telepathically to anyone we tag with our chakra. Think of it as a temporary unity of our coils, or a short-term symbiosis. Anyway, I'm able to hear thoughts no matter if I tag someone or not, my Daddy told me it's a gift that hasn't been seen in our clan for over a hundred generations...I need you to slowly raise your fan so that Naruto-kun won't see me reach for the button, if he does than he'll catch on and then we're fucked! So move slowly, like you're looking a snake in the eyes of something...

Temari was, although Ino didn't know, terrified of snakes. So, the expression only made her freeze up as Naruto stopped twitching. His hair resembled a fox's fur, shaggy. His teeth were bared, elongated and sharpened canines as well as incisors. The whiskers on his cheeks darkened and seemed deeper, like they were scars instead of birthmarks. Where once were human nails, were claws of an angry, scared, cornered animal. Naruto then created a construct of chakra around his head, resembling a fox's head, making the girls realize his seriousness. When he turned to them with red, slitted eyes, they went for the button, only for Naruto to appear before them in a quadrupedal-stance that only Temari recognized.

"Oh shit!" Naruto lunged for them, when he was caught by strings of chakra and sand, "WHAT?!" Ino's question was answered by a smug tone of voice and a crazed smile, "We thought we'd intervene when we saw that he was going after you! You're very welcome, and now to return the favor of beating our asses with an equally humiliating ass-kicking!" Gaara appeared behind Naruto, gathered his sand into a large tanuki paw and punched Naruto through the wall and into the streets.

Kankuro ran through the door and jumped after a now landed Gaara, "I'd say we give him a taste of pain, aye Gaara?" "Aye Kankuro." With that out of the way, Kankuro brought out a new puppet that resembled a boar the size of a pack pony, "Let's go, Buta!" As if the wooden contraption was alive, the boar 'exhaled' a puff of fire out of its nostrils.

Gaara surrounded himself in sand, creating his cloak as Naruto went into his first fusion form. His fox jaw seemed to be one with his actual jaw as he smiled maniacally. Kankuro spoke his intrigue, "We heard you beat the shit out of the Last Uchiha, and might have killed the retired Sandaime Hokage, is this true?!" (Cue: Ashen Remains-End of Me) Naruto made no response, all he did was charge at the two Suna shinobi with a lust for blood.

Kankuro rode Buta with a critical look in his eye as he had the large boar rush the running fox-boy, Gaara was fully transformed and was in a full tanuki shape but about the size of a Dalmatian. Buta, ironically, rammed Naruto and impaled one of its tusks in his shoulder as Gaara ran around and made spikes of sand appear around them, impaling Naruto through his legs and arms but missing his torso, they just wanted to pay him back and make it clear to never screw with their sister, not kill him after all.

The spikes hit Naruto straight through his limbs and shoulder, making him yowl like a fox in pain before he used a claw of chakra to punch Buta away and he used his tail of chakra to destroy the spikes. When he fell to the ground, he didn't move his limbs as the wounds regenerated. Buta turned around and shot small stones at Naruto's face, making him cover up his head by curling his tail around in front of his face while he stewed over the current events. Kankuro looked to the blonde ladies, "WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO HIM?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO PISS HIM OFF THIS MUCH?!"

"WE DIDN'T," She shouted down from the sixth floor window, "HE'S HAVING FOXNIP AND A R-" "DON'T SAY THAT WORD WHEN HE CAN HEAR YOU! HE'S HAVING A WITHDRAWAL! TRY TO WEAR HIM OUT OR SOMETHING!" Kankuro, Temari, and a sand-cloaked Gaara looked to Ino like she was crazy. Naruto was then hit by Tsunade, who came out of nowhere, "Okay! Enough fighting in my village, otherwise we're going to lose a lot genin and chunin in one night..."

Naruto's demonified voice carried up to the sixth floor, "There's a fire burning inside me, cold steel calls out my name. I'm tempted to give into the rage...Torn apart by this affliction. Locked up inside myself. This life is much too young to fade..." He kept singing until the evil aura left him and he walked away without a care in the world as he went to do whatever. Tsunade looked to the girls in the hospital room and ran up the wall to look them in the eye, "Don't tell anyone about what you just saw, and leave him alone, he's healing still and if anyone intervenes with his healing he won't resist the urge to kill."

They saluted and watched as Kankuro and Gaara walked up to fix the damage they'd done with the wall. Sakura came through the door urgently running to where Naruto had been resting, "Where's Naruto?!" "Why," Gaara asked in a monotone, "are you looking for him?" Kankuro grabbed the pieces of concrete from the wall had been removed and began to push his chakra into it, then he pulled his hands away, making the pieces come together when Gaara sent sand into the chunk and forcing the pieces to merge with one another quicker than with the processes of civilians.

"Sasuke-kun..." Sakura gritted through her tears and teeth, "Ran away! He said he was leaving the village to get stronger to defeat Naruto and Itachi...It's all Naruto's fault!" Sakura then found herself at the end of an angry-looking boar-puppet and she was suddenly engulfed in sand, "Sabaku k-" "Stop it Gaara, I hate her as much as the next guy," The group looked to the repaired window and they saw Naruto in his second fusion form with a solemn look in his red, slitted eyes, "It is my fault. I made to fix the damage I've done and I overdid it with my battlefury overpowering me...I'll find him, but I'm going to need help, are you three with me?"

His question received nods from everyone, "Sakura, Ino, you're staying here! You're normal humans who haven't been exposed to chakra like that of Gaara and I, our chakra can kill people if they're not careful...I need to get a few others, a few who've been exposed to me before...I need the others!" Ino and Sakura had sour looks on their faces, tears at their eyes as they wanted to help bring back Sasuke.

The Academy training ground

Surrounding Naruto were Temari, Gaara, Kankuro, Neji, Shikamaru, Choji, a still hospitalized Rock Lee, Kiba and Akamaru. "Okay guys," He caught the sound of Temari growling at him, "And girl, we're going to get Sasuke back. I caught the scents of Oto-nin, the same ones who created the barrier where Orochimaru and Hiruzen fought. We're going to go in waves. Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Neji, Akamaru and I will go in first as distraction and to figure out what they can do...I caught the scent of malevolent chakra from them, and it's from a seal on them! Temari, Kankuro, Gaara. I need you guys to come in when these guys get to the point of near death."

He got indignant, confused and surprised looks from the Konoha ninja gathered while Kankuro asked, "When do you guess that'll be?" Naruto held his hand to his chin in thought, "...Give or take an hou-no, that's being way too generous in their abilities! Mmm, about fifteen minutes!" Kiba went to hit Naruto, but before he got within a foot of him, Naruto was behind him with a kunai to his throat while looking to the others, "Let's go!"

The forest outside of Konohagakure no Sato

"Hey Fatass, wake up! It's your shift, we can't let any of those whiny, bitchy Konoha shinobi catch up to us..." (Three guesses, your first two of who it is don't count) A dark-pink haired, fiery-eyed young woman with a cap said to a large, orange-haired young man, "Ungh, one of these days, Tayuya, I'm going to squash you and not give a damn about the consequences!" "And," Her smug attitude was clear as she said, "When you do, come and talk to me! You couldn't kill me worth shit, Fatass! Now take your shift, I need my sleep more than your fatass does, if you stayed awake more you'd lose some weight!"

A six-armed young man with dark skin and black hair as well as black, pupilless eyes said in a groggy voice, "Shut up you two, we've gotta get the Uchiha to Orochimaru-sama by tommorrow, and we can't do that if our speed is hindered by your negative point-spending!" Tayuya looked to him, her pale cheeks turning red with anger, "Shut up, Arms-for-brains! Nobody asked you, and I don't even know where to begin with how stupid you sound when you talk about life as a game..."

Another voice reached her ears, making her grit her teeth in irritation of not being able to sleep, "Be quiet! Everybody's edgy because we just left enemy territory again and because of the short time-frame in which we have to do this thing. So just relax..." "Easy for you to say, Birdbrain! You two are faster than the rest of us, minus Kimimaro! Speaking of which, how are you holding up, Cock-sleeve?"

The sounds of coughing met the ears of the group, including the fused-at-birth brothers that were Ukon and Sakon, "Your sickness is worse than before isn't it..." Out of the shadows walked a sickly-pale, white-haired as he said between gasps and coughs, "I'm...Fine, Tayuya, thank you for your concern..."

Although their group wasn't the tightest knit of teams, they were all friends who cared about one another at some level and would act upon this if the situation were deemed necessary. What happened next, caught them all by surprise, as five Konoha ninja and a dog appeared around them, "ARMS-FOR-BRAINS!" "HEY, I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I NEEDED THE POINTS FOR PICKING UP THEIR CHAKRA SIGNATURES?!"

Naruto began to cackle madly, making the Oto-nin and the Konoha shinobi look at him like he was crazy, "OHO! OH MY GOD-HAHAHAHAHAHA! Y-you guys and girl, are O-Orochimaru's great-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No wonder you guys are acting weird around each other, those hickies on your necks are messing up your coils and making your psyches go-Hahahahahahaha! You guys are exactly the same as Anko-chan, she's always fighting off her insanity and I can name yours just by hearing your voice..." As if to prove a point, Naruto closed his eyes and waited patiently with a smug smirk.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, SHITHEAD?!" Naruto's smirk became a full out smile, "Lust, you're sexually starved aren't ya, datteboyo, hahahaha! Next?" Jirobo, the larger young man, spoke next as he went through hand seals, "I'm gonna enjoy eating you all up!" "Gluttony, not a surprise since you're such a large person...Next?"

Sakon and Ukon spoke in unison, "Who the Hell is this guy?!" "Pride and discord, you two fight at almost every turn and you believe yourself to be better than everyone else...Who's next?" Kidomaru was next, "I'm going to get so many points when I kill you!" "Disillusionment, you think that your very existence is a game and that you will never lose...And the last one is?"

"You were the one who helped foil Orochimaru-sama's plan to destroy Konoha, you shall suffer!" Naruto's eyes were open now, his bloodthirsty smirk back on his face, "And, sacrifice! You're loyalty is without bounds, and you're death is nothing to your master, but you don't care...Because Orochimaru gave you purpose, you each represents a piece of each other and you're all friends, but you hardly know each other. It's so pathetic it's HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The Konoha-nin and the Oto-nin were now afraid of Naruto's madness, but the ninja of Konoha understood that they would have to get used to madness...

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Sorry for the short chapter, couldn't keep writin' without forcin' it. R&R, no flamin', constructive criticism, and SEE YA!