Warning: Second oneshot is a Yaoi; please skip if you're not comfortable with yaoi.

*Soundproof (starring my OC)*

As she walked down the hall, Pam read her book that she got from the book fair. She can tell that it's a good book and couldn't put it down. It could just be the thing she needed to get her mind off of Pythor. Just yesterday when she and her ninja brothers were fighting the Serpentine, that Anacondrai used his invisibility to catch her off guard and steal a kiss from her. Oh, why does he have to be a great kisser?

Oh, stop thinking that! Pam told herself as she shook her head. He may be a great kisser, but he's still the ene—

"WHOA!" Her thoughts were suddenly cut off when some force pulled her into a room and closed the door to lock her inside. It felt like…a coil around her waist. She then looked up from the floor as she heard a familiar chuckle.

"Pythor!" she cried before her lover-boy became visible before her.

"The one and only," he purred, giving her a sly smile. He then slithered over to her, causing her to scurry back before he wrapped his tail around her ankle to hold her still.

"You better let me go," she threatened with a bit of fear in her voice, "or I swear I'll scream!" His smile didn't falter as he leant closer to her.

"I've anticipated that you would say that," he said to her sweetly, "which is why I used a soundproof spell on the room. No matter what you cry out, it will never leave the room." Pam became even more scared at this realization.

"Pythor, please," she begged as he held her down, "just let me go."

"Oh, is my little angel feeling timid?" he asked her with a purr as he leant closer to her blushing face. "Well, I'm sure we can fix that." Before Pam could protest, he pressed his lips into hers.

Pam started to struggle in his arms and coils as he kissed her. He can't get away with this. He may have it bad for her, but that doesn't mean he should go and force her into loving him back…even if she does have a bit of an attraction towards him. Oh, no! She can't go thinking that…but it's too late.

As they began to have a tongue battle through their kiss, Pam returned the kiss and wrapped her arms around his waist. She can feel Pythor smile through it, but she doesn't care. A kiss such as this can silence her easily as well as put her under his spell. Oh, why does he have to be a great kisser?

*Masseuse*

Cole groaned before rubbing his shoulder.

"Stupid backache!" he growled as he sat down on the couch. "Sensei was right; I shouldn't overdo it on the weights. Now I'm probably going to ache for who knows how long."

As he was complaining, Skalidor came in reading a magazine. When he heard the Black Ninja complaining, an idea came to his head. Putting the magazine aside, he slithered over and sat next to Cole.

"Something wrong there, Cole?" he then asked, acting like he hasn't overheard his complaining. Cole then turned to him with a grimace from his aching shoulders.

"Oh, hey, Skalidor," he said to him. "Yeah, I got a kink from working out on the weights too much. I felt like I've been tackled by the Fat Lady from the circus." Skalidor chuckled at that comment a little.

"You know," he then said after pulling himself together, "I don't mean to brag, but I'm quite the masseuse." Cole turned to him slyly.

"Is this one of your attempts to cuddle with me or something?"

"You want to get rid of the aches or not?" he asked, sounding a bit annoyed. Cole sighed before lying down on the couch.

"Fine, but you better try any tricks."

"Oh, no tricks," Skalidor assured him. "But I'm going to have to ask that you remove your shirt first. My massage can't work if clothes are in the way."

"Alright, alright," the human replied before pulling his shirt off. Skalidor shuddered a little at the sight of his muscular back. Oh, this is gonna be fun. Carefully, he placed his scaly hands on Cole's shoulders and started to massage them, his thumbs gently kneading into the back of his neck as well.

Cole groaned with a sigh at the pleasurable feeling on his shoulders and neck. He knew Constrictai were strong, but he wasn't expecting Skalidor to be this good at massaging aching joints.

Skalidor was right; he is a masseuse. Guess I shouldn't have doubt him…

Just then, he felt something brush against his armpit. It felt like…a snake's tail?

"Skalidor, what are you doing?" he asked before he felt the tail trail down his side. "It kinda tickles…" Skalidor smiled mischievously.

"That's the idea," he purred. Then his tail started to tickle his stomach when he reached it.

"AUGH! NOHOHOHO! SKALI-PFFAAAHAHAHAHA! STOHAHAHAHA!" Cole started to laugh his head off when the Constrictai started to tickle him. He knew that Skalidor would pull a stunt like this, but he was so focused on getting rid of his kinks. He then tried to push him away as Skalidor started to tickle his neck with his hissing tongue.

"NOT THEHAHAHAHAHA!"

"You're just so cute when you're resisting," the Constrictai purred before pressing his lips into Cole's. He's so glad that he pulled this stunt on his Black Ninja.

*Pythor's Lecture (deleted fan scene from Once Bitten, Twice Shy)*

Pythor stood at the end of the table before removing the sheet revealing to Nya and the ninja a two-headed Serpentine skeleton.

"Some villagers have dug up this Fangpyre skeleton a few miles from our present destination," he began, feeling like a college professor giving a lecture to a history class. "Dating back to the Golden Age, I had estimated its age to be centuries old." He then shines his laser to point out one of the fangs of the skeleton as he went on, although Nya and Zane seem like the only ones paying attention. Kai was laying back, as if he doesn't care about this lecture. Cole was doodling in his notebook. And Jay was gazing at Nya with a lovey-dovey smile.

"The Fangpyre venom, as you already know, genetically mutates human cells into reptilian should it enter said human's bloodstream. However, after studying and researching a sample I have stolen from one of the Fangpyre Scouts, I may have found a solution to counter its effects without having to create the anti-venom on such short notice. If you simply raise your heart rate at a wild pace, it could possibly reverse the venom's effects, resulting in…diminishing…" He stopped and turned to Nya, who was sniffling as if she has a cold.

"Nya, are feeling alright?" he asked her with concern as he placed a hand on her forehead. "You sound like your coming down with a cold or something."

"Sorry, Pythor," she answered as her face flushed a little. "But it feels like someone's wearing perfume, and I'm severely allergic to perfume." Jay gasped in reply before turning to Kai.

"You told me it was men's cologne," he hissed.

"Eh, I get 'em mixed up," the Red Ninja explained, his tone apparently saying "Gotcha!" He laughed with Zane and Cole before giving the Nindroid a high-five. Pythor, however, was not amused.

"Well, Kai," he said to him, crossing his arms across his chest, "since you are so interested in playing jokes instead of taking this lesson seriously, then you can enjoy writing for me a 300-word essay on why it is never a good idea to pull one on your friend that would result in causing serious damage to your sister." Kai turned to the Anacondrai in shock and disbelief.

"Aw, c'mon, Pythor!" he protested. "Can't you take a—WHOA-OOH-HEY!" He was suddenly cut off when he started flying around in the air. Pythor simply watched as his head-crystal was glowing.

"Care to repeat that, Kai?" he asked with a smirk.

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!" the human cried. "I'll knock it off! Just PUT ME DOWN!" Pythor then released him, and Kai landed back onto his pillow on his butt.

Sometimes, I wish his tribe didn't have sorcery powers, he thought, rubbing his sore rear with a grumble.