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HI guys! :D This is the last chapter, enjoy! Oh yeah, since the Fire Emblem story isn't done and Kyle and Oscar didn't get described yet, I figured I should describe them. Well, their looks, I think I kinda showed their personalities through their actions in the story and they will pop up even more through my fire emblem story and brawl fic.
Oscar: Demon. Pale skin. Silvery white hair with light purple ends and blood red eyes. Slim figure.
Kyle: Fiery red hair, yellow eyes, slim builds, pointy ears (due to being to shadow dragon. When he transforms, his eyes stay yellow and his scales are black. I will post a picture of his dragon form on my deviantart account when I find the time. I'm bad at drawing people, so I will attempt to draw Oscar and Kyle in his other form, but they might turn out crappy.
Chapter 6: Pizza Joint and the THRILLING conclusion!
Some pedestrian stared at Master Hand as he floated by with Kyle, Oscar and Marth in tow. Seriously, you would too, if a glove floated past you. Kyle pouted as Marth wasn't wearing a cape, so he couldn't step on it making the prince trip. Oscar wasn't allowed to teleport all the time, as it could severely freak out pedestrians, which Master Hand did. Well not all, since they went to Smashville town, so most people were used to floating gloves, explosions, crazy teenagers, Pokémon, etc. so Oscar limped all the way. Marth was happy that Kyle didn't trip him and his grin widened as they arrived at the pizza joint, starving. Now, it was never good when the smasher were starving like that. Like wild animals finding a scent of food, Kyle, Oscar, and Marth rushed forward each of them trying to squirm through first, shouting "MOVE! I'm getting pizza first!" all three jammed in the doorway. After much insulting, shouting, pushing, getting stared at and Marth stomping on Oscars' broken foot, Oscar teleported forward making Kyle and Marth fall side by side to the floor as they pushed forward tripping over each other's legs. Oscar ignored the stares and the crying baby and rushed to the counter ordering a pepperoni pizza with mushrooms, cheese and bacon. The poor clerk who is miraculously not deaf because of angry customers quickly hurried to get the order. As he came back to tell the pizza would be done in one or two minutes, Oscar started to scream death threats at him since he already waited TWO SECONDS! On top of it Kyle barked out his order which was a meat pizza with a lot of cheese. Marth tried to push the two away, but Kyle and Oscar elbowed him away, so Marth started yelling even louder than the two ordering a vegetable pizza deluxe. It took 20 waiters and waitresses, the clerk, 6 cooks and the manager to get the trio seated and served without them destroying the pizza joint. Now, Master Hand, in all his laziness pondered on how he could pick his non-existent nose, while the three argued, to waste time. Master Hand ordered Hawaiian pizza with nacho pieces on it. Now, you are all probably wondering how a glove with no mouth eats, but I won't get to that topic, since he didn't get to eat anyway.
Kyle, Oscar and Marth had token a bite out of a slice of their pizzas. Kyle was about to take another bite before he stopped looking at the meat, sauce and thick, melted cheese. His eyes flitted to Marth, then back to pizza, Marth, pizza and every time he looked over his grin glued to his face grew wider. In flash, he scooped up the pizza and pushed it into Marth's face.
"KYLE!" Marth yelled, standing up, pushing over his chair and taking his own pizza throwing it onto Kyle's face. Oscar threw his pizza at Marth, but it missed hitting another customer. Pizzas sailed through the air, things caught on fire, people screamed, glass shattered, employees either participated in the mass food fight or fled and the manager sat in his car crying.
The food fight and destruction raged on, but Kyle, Oscar, Marth had fled the scene, leaning against a wall hiding behind a corner.
"Oscar, check how bad it is" Kyle said. Oscar poked his head around the corner 'It can't be that bad' he thought. His eyes went wide as the pizza joint blew up in a mushroom explosion.
"GREAT! Now there is no food there, no food home and all other food stores are closed!" Kyle complained. Silence hung in the air for a few seconds, until Marth pulled out pizza slice from his pizza he saved. "At least I won't starve" Marth mumbled. Marth quickly moved the slice out of reach as Kyle swiped out at it, growling "Give the food" "No!" Marth yelled. Oscar and Kyle attacked Marth trying to take the pizza. Marth dodged and the three insulted, hit, kicked and pushed each other fighting over the pizza slice. In-between Kyle snatched it, but Marth took it back, then Oscar kicked Marth in the stomach and stole the pizza slice. Marth tripped Oscar, reclaiming his pizza slice. Kyle and Oscar tackled Marth from each side and accidently smacked the pizza slice out of Marth's hand. Kyle, Marth, Oscar and Master Hand froze as they watched the pizza slice sailed through the air and smacked on the pavement on the road.
"Still edible" Kyle said, taking a step to the road. To their dismay though, a truck drove over the pizza, flattening it. "Well, can't get worse right?" Oscar said. But then a dog stopped next to the pizza, daintily lifted his little hind leg and peed on the food. "Oh come on!" Oscar complained. And to destroy all possibility of eating, the pizza slice spontaneously combusted leaving a tiny pile of ash. "Look what you did, Oscar!" Marth accused.
"Well, I guess" Kyle announced, sighing, and looking at Marth like a hungry wolf looks at a lamb "we will have to resort to cannibalism"
Oscar tried to grab Marth's arm, but Marth sprinted off down the road leaving a dust cloud at his spot. Master Hand had already started going home and didn't realise that the trio didn't follow him all this time.
"What do we do now? Our possibility of surviving ran off" Oscar asked. Kyle thought for a second, before he snapped his fingers "We are in a town, we will raid fridges and hope Marth doesn't find food, so he will starve." Kyle and Oscar walked across the street, already targeting a house.
Marth slowed down to a jog, panting 'Stupid, crazy, fucking Kyle!' his thoughts were interrupted when someone pulled him into an alley, covering his mouth.
"It's okay, it's me" the person let go of Marth, removing his hand.
"Snake?"
"Hey, I got some pizza and a Pepsi for you and a beer for me. I say we go to the harbour to eat, okay with you?" Snake said, pulling out three fresh, packaged pizzas, a beer and a Pepsi. "Why were you running?"
"Yeah, the harbour is fine with me. Kyle had the stupid idea of cannibalism!" Marth answered, walking next to Snake to the harbour. "What did you do the whole time?" the prince asked.
"Ah, just some stuff and sneaking around kinda watching your back since you had to tag along with those two." Snake said, smiling at the thought of the 'stuff' he did.
At the Airport in Smashville town…
"But Joe, there are mines on the runway!"
"Harry, stop being ridiculous and eat your doughnut! You're delusional, I'm telling you! We have an airplane landing in three minutes and there aren't any mines!"
"But look out the window Joe!"
Sighing in annoyance, Joe swiveled around in his chair. His eyes went as big as saucers at the sight of the runway littered with mines. Joe grabbed two flags and raced out of the building, stopped, hopped up and down and ran side to side without stepping on mines, screaming "Stop the plane! Stop the plane!"
But the plane couldn't stop the landing anymore, Joe shut his eyes waiting to get blown up, Harry dropped his doughnut and froze staring at the scene. The huge plane swerved sideways as the pilots tried to avoid mines and frantically tried to lift up again. The plane didn't cooperate, only inches away from the pavement. The plane violently landed, loud Boom resounded and Joe hoped to see heaven, but as he opened his eyes, a bubble landed on his nose and he realized he peed his pants over nothing. Where once the mines were, millions of bubbles floated into the sky all over the runway. Joe fell on his knees with a tear of joy, plopping down on another mine sending bubbles into the sky.
"If I find that screwed up retard that did this, I will kill them" Joe thought, before passing out from all the excitement. Are you wondering what Harry is doing? Harry, didn't look after Joe, no, he was having fun trying to pop bubbles, stepping on mines freeing more bubbles and running around and laughing like 5 year old.
At the harbour…
In a storage full of crates, two certain smashers enjoyed pizza and drinks, laughing and having a good time.
"Hey, Snake?"
"Hm?"
"Thanks, you know for the food and drinks, pal" Marth said giving Snake a high five.
"You know we should hang out more often, I mean our awesome friendship is so secretive. I bet no smasher actually knows that we are best friends." Snake said.
"Yeah, but I think Roy would drive you nuts"
"No kidding, how do you even deal with him every day?" Snake asked.
"I don't know" Marth said, taking another bite of his pizza slice.
In someone's house…
"Oscar, did you get rid of the annoying little mutt?"
"Yeah, I put him in the freezer. Got everything in the fridge?"
"Just about" Kyle answered, putting a ham in the bag and shutting the fridge door.
"Honey, is that you?" an old blind grandma entered the kitchen, looking directly at the Kyle and Oscar, who didn't move and silently debated what to do. Oscar teleported out in the yard and Kyle jumped out the window, breaking it.
"Let's go, I think she's calling the cops."
Grrr.
"Did you hear that?" Kyle whispered.
"The vicious growling?" Oscar whispered back. Both turned around to face a huge shaggy black dog with vicious eyes and huge, gleaming, sharp fangs.
"Go tear them apart Rufus! Those bastards put your poor little girlfriend Fifi in the freezer!" the grandma yelled from the kitchen.
Rufus ears flattened threateningly and in a second he leapt at Oscar. Oscar vanished, which confused Rufus for a second but the giant dog quickly regained his composure and spun around snapping at Oscar's arm, causing a deep gash.
Kyle had a large stick ready. "Hey, mutt, over here!" Rufus vaulted at Kyle, Kyle held up the stick sideways making Rufus bite the stick, the massive jaws slowly crushing it. "Oscar, now!" Oscar fired a big shadow ball at Rufus making him yelp and fall unconscious. In the distance sirens could be heard. Kyle ran as fast as he could while Oscar limped two steps "Meh, too slow", but then teleported alongside Kyle.
"Ma'am, I'm police officer Dean, you said thieves broke in, can you describe them?"
"Oh, sorry I can't I'm blind, but I think they are gone now. Thank you, officer have a nice day." Grandma closed the door. From inside, crying from Fifi could be heard "Oh, don't worry Fifi, Rufus is only sleeping, he will be fine. Here, have a cookie."
"For THIS, I had to interrupt my LUNCH!? I hate my job" Dean muttered going back to the car.
Back at the Mansion…
It was about 5:30 p.m., the tea had worn off, everybody was awake and assembled in front of Master Hand. Kyle, Oscar, Snake and Marth returned a while ago. Every smasher remembered what they did, except Ike. Roy wailed off Marth's ear apologizing continuously, although Marth had already forgiven him. Ike had attempted to find out what he did, but everybody refused to tell him what he did.
"Aehm"
"Marth! I'm SO, SO SORRY! Please forgive me; we are still best friends, right? Right?"
"ROY! SHUT UP! Marth forgave you two hours ago!" Master Hand bellowed. Roy hugged Marth, smiled and finally shut up.
"Now, who is responsible for this?" Master Hand asked.
Samus and Pikachu blamed Ridley.
Donkey Kong, Fox, Game and Watch, Diddy Kong, Meta Knight, Falco, Yoshi, King Dedede, Wolf, Lucario, Ness, Bowser, Wario, Toon Link and R.O.B. blamed Marth, because they didn't want to get in trouble and felt like it. Kyle, Oscar, Ghirahim and Ganondorf blamed Marth, too, because they hated him and wanted him to get in trouble. Kyle and Oscar wanted to be the one's punishing Marth.
Mario, Link, Kirby, Luigi, Zelda, Sheik, Jason, Ike, Snake, Peach, Nana & Popo, Sonic, Roy, Pit, Lucas, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Olimar blamed themselves and were nervously twiddling with their thumbs or in Ike's case, getting frustrated not knowing what he is blaming himself for.
"Okay, I know Marth didn't do it, so SHUT THE FUCK UP KYLE AND OSCAR, NO, YOU DON'T GET TO TORTURE HIM! Geez, you know you guys are frigging annoying sometimes!?" Master Hand yelled.
Silence hung in the air and Kyle, Oscar, Ganondorf and Ghirahim silently complained about the rules. After a few seconds Peach stepped forward "Master Hand, it is my fault. I bought tea and wasn't careful. I should be punished."
"Peach, you are usually very responsible. I don't think you need punishment. I will have someone accompany you buying tea for a while, okay, and don't buy tea from strange dudes in little teashops okay?"
"Sure Master Hand, who will accompany me?"
"Hm, maybe somebody who didn't have any tea… that leaves Kyle, Oscar and Marth."
"NO!" Kyle and Oscar yelled in unison.
"YOU WILL!" Master Hand yelled back.
"NO!"
"YOU WILL!"
"NO!"
"How about Marth accompanies me?" Peach asked.
All eyes went to Marth's empty spot.
"How did nobody notice him leaving!?" Master Hand exclaimed, like a tragedy had struck.
"You know, just because I go to the washroom and leave the room doesn't mean the world goes under?" Marth said leaning on the doorway.
"Marth, would you accompany me for a while when I buy tea?" Peach sweetly asked.
Marth sweat dropped. This was intense. He couldn't turn down Peach, you know she's quite lovely when she wasn't on crack, but accepting meant that if she strolled off shopping, he would be dragged into it.
"I… um…"
"He agrees" Kyle shouted, smirking.
"KYLE, would you stop pestering Marth?" Master Hand yelled.
"So, I can pester him, right?" Oscar asked.
"THAT'S IT, YOU TWO WILL GO AND NO HURTING, ANNOYING, THREATENING, OR KILLING PEACH, OR" master Hand bellowed, quite angry.
"Or what?" Kyle mocked.
"No brawling for two months and you have to clean the mansion for four months, little twits! GOT IT?"
"Fine" Kyle and Oscar huffed.
"And just in case you two irritable, annoying brats even think about it; Zelda and Samus you wouldn't mind accompanying your friend occasionally to buy tea, right? I mean you go shopping with her all the time…"
"Sure!" Zelda happily answered.
Everybody filed out of the room. Kyle stopped next to Marth, muttering "I will get you for this." And shoved past him. Oscar glared at Marth thinking exactly what Kyle had said.
Later that night in Marth's, Ike's and Roy's room…
"Marth, this is uncomfortable!"
"Just sleep, Ike!"
"Why the hell is there a huge hole in my bed!? And why is the floor wet!?"
"I don't know, Ike, shut up!" Marth growled trying to use his pillow to block out Ike's nonstop complaints.
"Why does nobody tell me what I did!? MARTH, tell me NOW!"
"NO, IKE! I shall SLEEP NOW!"
"But Maaaa-arth!"
No answer
"Fine!" Ike yelled, got up and jumped onto Marth's bed barreling into the prince.
"IKE, get off! Why did you jump!?"
"I don't want to touch the wet floor and my bed is uncomfortable, so make some space!" Ike said shoving Marth against the wall.
"IKE, GET OFF!" Marth snapped, shoving Ike onto the floor.
"Fine" Ike muttered, shoving Roy off his bed. Roy walked over to Marth's bed and snuggled in rubbing his eyes. Only two seconds passed.
"Roy, your bed is too short!" Ike whined, although it was just about the same length as his own, and shoved Roy off Marth's bed, squishing the prince once again against the wall and claiming half of the blanket.
"Marth! Ike shoved me off!" Roy whined.
"GO SLEEP IN YOUR OWN BED!" Marth screamed.
Suddenly the door was flung open and Kyle stood in the doorway, let out an absurdly sounding angry cry and embedded a gleaming huge butcher knife in the wall which grazed Roy's cheek.
"SHUT UP! SOME PEOPLE WANT TO SLEEP YOU FUCKING RETARDS!" With these words Kyle turned around, Oscar threatened them with a vicious glare and Kyle slammed the door so hard that it nearly flew out of its hinges.
Silence struck the room for a minute. A small squeak was heard from the washroom and Link poked his head out, padding over to Math's bed.
"Marth, I couldn't sleep, can I… please, stay with you?" Link asked timidly.
Marth was so stressed out at that moment and angry of Kyle and, Oscar, Roy's whining and Ike's complaints and rudeness that he exploded in rage "NO, TWIT! GO BACK IN THE BATHTUB OR USE YOU OWN FRIGGING BED FOR ONCE, IDIOT!"
Links eyes watered and a second later a tear streamed down his cheek. He didn't know what he did wrong and felt hurt. Marth sighed, mad at himself for exploding on Link, who for once didn't do anything wrong. "Link, I'm sorry come here" a weeping Link embraced Marth. Marth hugged Link back, stroking his hair, saying "Sorry Link, everything is fine. We are friends and I'm always there for you"
Ike and Roy chuckled holding back laughter "You a-are m-m-mothering him!" Ike chuckled about to explode in laughter. Marth glared daggers at them, telling them to not spill a single word. After a few minutes, Link fell asleep cuddled against Marth with one half of the blanket. Ike and Roy still stifled laughter. Ike grinned mischievously at Marth as an idea struck him. "Tell me what I did or I'm gonna spill the beans" Marth scowled, but knew if he refused, Ike would scream it out faster than he could shut him up.
"Fine, Ike, since you really want to know, you were horny and tried to date everybody. The second time you tried, you surprised me from behind, carried me to our room and tried to shove your frigging dick up my ass and when I loosened the crappy rope, I punched you but missed and punched a hole through your bed instead." Marth glared so intensely at Ike that the room temperature seemed to drop a hundred degrees. Ike suddenly remembered everything and went pale. His eyes flitted to the hole in his bed and in astonishment, he exclaimed "YOU PUNCHED THROUGH THE MATTRESS!?" "Yes, Ike I did and if it would have been your FACE it would be shattered to million little pieces!" Marth snarled, trying very hard not to throttle Ike. Ike didn't even regard the danger of coming close to Marth, who was severely pissed off, and shoved himself onto the prince's bed. Marth sighed and before he could lose his temper and reduce the room to rubble, he grabbed a blanket and a pillow trudging towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Ike asked. Marth's eye twitched dangerously and answered "I'm going to sleep somewhere else, since you hog my bed and Link is using it, I need to find another place to sleep." Ike scrambled out of the bed snatched up a blanket and pillow, walked over to Marth and said "I'm coming with you, my bed is wrecked anyway"
Marth fumed, but accepted that he just wasn't going to get away from Ike. Without a word he exited and walked down the hallway, Ike following him. Roy wanted to be with Marth, too. Grabbing blanket and pillow, he sped after them.
Marth flopped down on a couch in the large living, closing his eyes. Ike laid down on the other one and Roy chose another one across Marth. Peace seemed to settle in as the trio drifted to sleep, but the peace had yet to come. Link stumbled in sleepwalking, froze, steered to Marth's couch, flopped down, and draped an arm over his friend, snoring in his ear. Marth moaned sitting up and wondering if was ever going to sleep this night. Deciding to try to ignore Link's snoring and pretending he didn't hear Roy and Ike snicker, the prince laid back down shutting his eyes. It worked for half an hour before Marth felt a wet tongue on his cheek and Link's voice softly saying "Ilia, honey, I love you soooo much" and with that statement Link embraced Marth and kissed him while sleeping, thinking the prince was Ilia. Marth jolted up and bolted off the couch, shoving Link off him. Roy and Ike childishly snickered and hid their faces behind their blankets. "Don't tell anybody" Marth growled. On the couch soundly asleep, Link tried to find Ilia, but only accomplished to fall off the couch.
For a minute silence struck the room and the only noise made Link, scrambling around on the floor. Marth snatched his blanket and pillow threw them to Ike, slung Link over the shoulder and tried to ignore his butt being touched with constant "Ilia's" and headed back to his room. Roy and Ike followed, snickering.
Arriving at their room, Marth dropped Link on his bed, took his blanket from Ike and turned to the door. "Where are you going?" Roy piped up, dropping his blanket and pillow on his bed. "I'm going to find place to sleep, and you will stay here Roy and sleep in your bed" Marth answered. Roy opened his mouth, but decided to stop bugging Marth for the night and resume tomorrow, snuggling under his blanket. Ike had claimed half of Marth's bed again and already fell asleep.
Marth softly closed the door, smiling at the thought to finally sleep.
In Snake's room…
Knock. Knock.
'Which idiot wants to be shot!?' Snake thought after listening to persistent knocking. Grumpily, he got up and opened the door. Snake's gaze softened upon the sight of Marth. Snake stepped aside, letting the prince in.
"I take it Ike didn't let you sleep?" Snake asked, thinking back how desperately Ike wanted to know what he did.
"None, of them did" Marth said, yawning.
"You can have the bed; I will take the sleeping bag. You look tired"
"Thanks, Snake"
"You're welcome" Snake settled down in the sleeping bag and soon the two fell asleep.
Yay! I finished, I'm so sorry it took me so long. Sorry, that I didn't describe Kyle and Oscar earlier ;_; I hope you like it and please review! And thank you for all the favs, follows and reviews, you guys make my day! :D