The warden looked at his newest charge. The inmates sure are getting younger these days. This girl was rather happy and bouncy, though not all there in the head. In fact, the doctor who submitted this inmate was her own father, a back-alley doctor with a questionable reputation. However, the "doctor" had blurted out that he wanted to give his daughter food, shelter and education, and seeing how poor they were, he had relented and signed the form. "Alright, Miss Mankanshoku. You're only here until we deem you fit for society. We hope you recover quickly."

"Don't worry, slacking is what I do best!" The warden left Mako in the dining hall as he developed a headache. Mako looked around and spotted some people at a table. "Hey! I'm Mako Mankanshoku! I want to shake hands with you, but they're hugging me!"

The girl with the red stripe in her hair laughed. "Looks like you'll fit right in. Ryuko Matoi, and across me is her highness Satsuki Kiryuin and her entourage."

"I suggest you do not get familiar with me, Matoi." Satsuki said haughtily.

"Don't worry about her." A blue-haired boy with a collar covering his mouth interrupted. "Once her meds wear off, she's...well, you'll see. I think I've heard about the Mankanshoku. I'm surprised people still go to their practice."

"That's because dead people can't say anything bad." Mako looked down and dunked her face into the mush called food. "Say, how about you guys?"

"I am only here because..." Satsuki blinked. "Finally, they wore off. Listen, alien fibers are in our clothes. If we don't stop Ragyo Kiryuin, she'll blow up the earth."

"Sadly, Satsuki could be right." The blue-hair boy added. "I did find a curious file when I hacked into REVOCS's database, and Matoi here can talk to clothes."

"As much as I don't like it. Also, Probe wants you to stop spitting into his collar." Ryuko sighed. "Listen, I came here just to become a normal girl, and instead, I find myself in this conspiracy. If you want to value your sanity, you should leave us."

"Ah, but I like you guys." Mako snuggled up against a blushing Ryuko. "Besides, I always want to escape from prison like in those movies."

((Mako Mankanshoku- Faked her way in.

Ryuko Matoi- Talking to clothes.
Satsuki Kiryuin- Claims Ragyo is preparing alien world domination. Also claims Ragyo is part alien-fiber.
Houta Inumuta- Hacked into REVOCS database.
Ira Gamagoori- Fought students whose parents include the police chief.
Uzu Sanegayama- Sown his eyes shut.
Nonon Jakuzure- Led a band to cause public disturbances until she was brought in. Did this to join Satsuki.))