Satsuki Kiryuin had merely sat down with this elderly man since he wished to discuss Honnouji Academy or what remained of it. However, the conversation took a turn as the man poured tea into his cup...without using his hands.

"You will have to excuse me if I'm not surprised by your...magic." Satsuki stated.

"Understandable. I was more surprised of my colleague's ignorance than these Life Fibers invading." The man sighed. "Ah, I should properly introduce myself. Ashura Uzumaki, damn former Minister of Magic of Japan. Hope you don't mind if I rant like an old man."

Satsuki nodded, and Uzumaki continued. "First of all, I may have been Minister, but because of Albus Damn Dumbledore, he assigned some Westerner to watch over us. After the magicals went into hiding, that damn idiot thought that it was the greatest idea to isolate Magical Japan from both the muggles and the rest of the world. He didn't even other to alert the ICW, though Dumbledore's sheep won't listen to a word I say anyway. Oh, when the other pockets of magicals were getting absorbed by those COVERS, he had the audacity to stay cooped up in his tiny room."

"I went and damn fought those clothings with a few volunteers, even went and rescued some muggles and hid them. Of course, I didn't know about that witch, and I do use the word figuratively, or her plans to blow the world up, but you girls were pretty quick." Uzumaki slammed his cup down. "Of course, Dumbledore and his band of merry men keep ignoring the rest of the world as usual. I don't know if they thought that the Magical World was immune to being blown up, but because these Life Fibers weren't of magical origins, they felt that I should be sacked because I wanted to save the damn world."

Uzumaki cleared his throat. "Anyway, I did some research on these Life Fibers, and of course, this leads to you. I want to turn Honnouji Academy into a city and a school. There are spells to hide a large place like that and to ward off any curious Muggles. I know that you would have kept that place running if you wanted to."

"Yes, though with the Life Fibers gone, there is no personal reason for me to keep it." Satsuki sipped on her tea. "But that's not what you actually called me here for. Otherwise, you wouldn't have reveal magic to me so easily."

"You catch on quickly." Uzumaki admitted. "A thousand years ago, four people built what would be the first magical school. Tales believe these are Englishmen, though some of us think they came from around the world, but that's not the point. The point is, that school had been the best school in the world, within magical reasoning, but about three hundred years ago, a man from the family of Black decided to change how the school was run. He was known as the worst Headmaster of the school, but because of him, the school went from an international heritage to a school on English soil. It's only a few decades ago that Albus Dumbledore became Headmaster around the time he also became the head of the ICW, our international league, and the head of his country's Wizengamot or their version of the court of law."

"Hogwarts should be the best school of the Wizarding World, and it is. However, I don't think the people saying it now knows how a school should be run. They have to replace a defense teacher every year, and the scores from some of their classes are so laughable it shouldn't be a joke. Hell, they call it the safest place in existence, but they let a known terrorist rule over one of their houses." The man calmed himself down. "Anyway, I did read up on your schooling years. I especially liked how you organized that 'Raid Trip', which is why I want to hire you to take over Hogwarts."

Satsuki raised an eyebrow. "An interesting challenge. However, our class had just graduated, and I doubt they would allow a non-magical person like me to teach them."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I should have sent a magical teacher to Hogwarts instead. After all, it's not like I've tried to improve the school myself but can't because Dumbledore says it's not my issue." The man grumbled. "Forgive me, I usually do that if I'm pissed off. Anyway, we do have magic to make people younger, and Japan happens to be good at giving muggles magic. The only downside is that Hogwarts doesn't accept transfer students, so you will have to start from the first year."

Satsuki sighed. "So you want us to restore a foreign school's glory within seven years as students, and I take it that you could not just shrink your own magicals for some reason."

"A valid reason, mind you." Uzumaki agreed. "If you don't agree, you won't remember this discussion, and I'll leave Honnouji alone."

"Oh, I haven't rejected the offer." Satsuki smirked. "I'm just wondering how many others I can bring with me."

((So, Satsuki, Ryuko and the gang shrunk and joins Harry Potter. Typical. I also wanted to have a Harry Potter/Naruto crossover with an Uzumaki elder that spouts sarcastic insults. "Oh, I'm sorry, Dumbledore, I didn't realize all those punches Harry's Uncle was throwing at him was his way of showing love. By the way, how about you come here and let me show you how much I really love you."))