((Anyone remember that anime? Something Zombie Desu, where the male lead is a zombie and he manages to steal a magical girl's dress? Hm, he could be in a skimpy Kamui...))

Ryuko looked around at the school yard. She reckoned that Honnouji Academy didn't have an auditorium, especially since they probaly couldn't find a stand high enough for Satsuki Kiryuin to stand on. However, Satsuki did bother to descend from her tower as she made her way to the microphone. "Students of Honnouji Academy, please welcome Mr. Karasuma and his...associate."

Ryuko gazed over at the two other figures next to Satsuki. One was a man in a black suit. He seemed to have that professional air around him. The other...Ryuko wasn't the only one to check her eyes. The other teacher was some sort of yellow octopus with a big head that could easily resemble a smiley face. "What the...who let a tentacle monster loose into a school?"

"Thank you, Miss Kiryuin. I am from the Ministry of Defense. My job here is to be a teacher, but my assignment is to watch over this monster." The man known as Karasama glared at the yellow creature. "Simply put, this thing is a very dangerous creature capable of destroying the world. In fact, if you have noticed the crescent shape of the moo had stayed that way, that was his handy work."

"Yes, for someone who can move at Mach 20, it is a simple feat for me." At this, Karasuma and Satsuki began slashing at the yellow teacher. He spoke despite his rapid movements. "However, I've not really planned anything beyond that, so we came to an agreement. I have a passion to become a teacher. Of course, because I do plan to destroy the Earth by the end of the year, it is fair that we also teach you how to fight, or more accurately, how to assassinate someone."

Everyone began to mutter. Sure, there was violence in the school, but to kill someone, even the ender of the world? Was there even a point to school if the world was going to end?

"Because this creature here has already bested our own assassins, his current bounty is 10 million yen."

And then everyone was eager to learn from him. Satsuki huffed as she sheathed her blade and Karasuma put away his knife. "Furthermore, even I can't strike him. Should anyone of you pigs manage to kill him before me, I will step down from the Student Council and declare myself a No-Star."

And then everyone squealed. Oh, Ryuko knew that Satsuki wouldn't have made the challenge so easy, but she can't imagine why Satsuki bothered to throw that detail in. In fact, she could have sworn that Satsuki was going to say something else. Instead, she was going to close the meeting. "As you may have realized, I was not using Bakuzan on him. In fact, the only material that could harm him is still waiting a name. Your teachers will introduce you to this material in their first class. Now, if you no longer have the resolve to learn, get out of my school!"

As everyone scattered from the courtyard, Satsuki retreated into her tower.

"So, you didn't tell them about Ragyo's Life Fibers."

"She still does not that I hired you to take her out." Satsuki told the yellow teacher who was suddenly at her side. "I did not know she had already crafted clothes made from your weakness. There was too much hope for killing her that easily."

"She is monstrously skilled. Also, I do agree that you made the right choice in not telling them; best to have the element of surprise." The teacher admitted. "However, you do realize she may be forced to strike before my deadline, and I won't allow the world to be destroyed on her terms."

Satsuki nods. "I know, but I want Ragyo to go down in a whimper, not in the theatrics she so enjoys. I grant that you will not speak of this to anyone.

Satsuki turns to see that the yellow octopus had already left for class. Well, maybe the other students won't be surprised when she decides to sit in some of them for his lessons.