Just to let you know, the third oneshot is another parody of a scene from the Hearts and Hooves episode of MLP. Enjoy.

*Hallway Surprise (sequel to Made Ya Look)*

"Oh, my gosh, Pythor!" Garmadon laughed as he and Pythor were walking down the hall with their tea and coffee. "I can't believe that you caught Lloyd and Elaine kissing last week."

"I know what you mean," Pythor sighed, a little annoyed at the thought of it. "I don't know if they were embarrassed or if they found it awkward."

"Well, I'm sure that—"

"HEELLP!" The two of them jumped to the side and watched with surprise as Skales dashed down the hall with Cole right behind him, scythe in his hands and murder in his eyes.

"SOMEBODY STOP COLE; HE'S GONNA KILL ME!" The Anacondrai and the former Dark Lord watched after them with wide eyes.

"What in world just happened?" asked Garmadon as Acidicus went up to them. Pythor turned to him sternly.

"Acidicus, what did Skales do to tick Cole off?" he asked in warning tone.

"Oh, he pulled a little joke on him," the Venomari answered. "Made him think that Lloyd and Elaine were kissing and went from Step 2 to Step 5 in seconds when they were really just talking and laughing." Pythor and Garmadon's eyes went wide when he mentioned the making out part of the joke."

"Ooooo-kay," Pythor replied, "that's too much information for me."

"Ditto," Garmadon replied, walking off with him and leaving behind a confused Acidicus. Truth is, he didn't get the joke.

"What? What did I say? What's 'Step 2 to Step 5'? Aw, c'mon, you two; don't leave me hanging here."

*Date-Saver Pythor (deleted fan-scene from Once Bitten, Twice Shy)*

Pythor and the Ninja (save Jay) were busy searching for any signs of the Serpentine when Jay entered the brig. Cole and Pythor then looked up to see that he's dressed in a tuxedo, complete with a red scarf wrapped around his neck.

"Well, look at you," Cole chuckled. "Where are you off to, Mr. Snazzy?"

"Didn't you hear?" Jay answered proudly. "I'm taking Nya out to dinner at a restaurant. A nice restaurant."

"Seriously?" Pythor replied before hugging the Blue Ninja with a smile. "Good for you, Jay! You should've come clean sooner."

"You might want to cancel those plans, Jay," Kai said solemnly before showing them the screen. "There are Serpentine spotted at Mega-Monster Amusement Park." Pythor looked up at the screen to see Fangtom taking a picture of Scales with a human family like he was some mascot in the park.

"I never depicted Skales as one to pose for a picture," he stated, trying unsuccessfully to hold in a laugh.

"Skales and the Generals cannot be there for fun, Pythor," Zane explained firmly. "There must be a Fang Blade in the park."

"We gotta stop them!" Jay concurred before it hit him. "Oh, but my date…"

"Jay," Kai protested, "if the Generals get their hands on the four Fang Blades, they can unleash the Great Devourer. Get your priorities straight, man!"

"Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, Kai," Pythor asked him, "but didn't you and the others mentioned the park having a restaurant there? Jay and Nya can have their date there." Jay perked up at the idea before pulling Pythor into a huge hug.

"Oh, thanks a lot, Pythor!" he cried. "You're a date-saver! I'll go talk to Nya about it!" He then ran out of the brig to find Nya. Once he was gone, Kai turned to the Anacondrai with a glare.

"You just had to mention that, didn't you?" he growled.

"Not my fault you have serious letting-go issues," Pythor replied, crossing his arms across his chest.

*Baby Talk (sequel to Killing Suspense)*

"You know, Acidicus," Flora said to the Venomari General. "I have a feeling that those boys aren't going to leave us alone until we start 'getting romantic' or something."

"You want me to scare them off?" he asked with a smirk. She just smirked back.

"Actually," she answered, "I have a better idea." She then placed her hand under his chin to hold his head up and pressed her lips into hers for a kiss, surprising her "date".

"Yes!" Lloyd cheered, punching the air in victory. The two Serpentine parted so as to look into each other's eyes.

"You're my shnoopie-doopie, sweetie-weetie snaky-pie," Flora cooed, tickling under Acidicus' chin. The Green Ninja then looked at Brad and Gene, each of them with a "say what-now?" look on his face. Acidicus immediately got the idea and smirked at Flora.

"You're my shnoopie-doopie, sweetie-weetie snaky-pie," he cooed back, tickling under her chin. She simply giggled at him.

"Did he just say what I think he just said?" Brad whispered to Lloyd.

"You're my cutie-patootie, lovey-dovey honey-bunny," Flora said to him sweetly as he edged closer to the Venomari.

"You're my hearty-smarty, smoochie-woochie baby-waby," Acidicus replied, forming a heart around the female Anacondrai.

"General Acidicus!" Gene cried before the boys rushed over to the table. "Hey! Hel-lo-ooh!" He then his hand in front of the General's face, but he didn't flinch. All he did was stare into Flora's eyes affectionately.

"What's going on?" asked Brad, scratching his head.

"Uh, Miss Flora?" Lloyd then asked the Chumsworth Serpentine. "Are you…feeling okay?"

"I have a special someone," she answered before giving Acidicus an Eskimo kiss. "A kissy-wissy, snuggy-wuggy sugar bear." The Green Ninja and Gene then turned Brad, who rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.

"I think I might've put a bit too much passion fruit juice into the smoothies," he explained with a slight gulp.

"You're my cuddly-wuddly, poopsie-woopsie pumpkin pie," Acidicus cooed at Flora as he nuzzled affectionately into her cheek. Seeing this, the boys stuck their tongues out with gags.

"Ya think?" Lloyd asked before they ran off to throw up. Seeing that they're gone, Flora and Acidicus pulled apart with laughs.

"Boys," Flora giggled. "They're just so cute at that age."

"Not a cute as you with that baby talk," Acidicus replied slyly.

"Oh, you," she laughed, giving him a playful punch.