((Hm, probably could also make a Kids Next Door crossover, but can't really think of one without Satsuki taking over the Moon Base...as a kid.))

At the age of five, Satsuki has came up with the most adult conclusion her childish mind could think of.

Life sucks.

In her defense, Satsuki just learned that she had a sister who died by her mother's hands, who wanted to blow up the world because of a secret only their family knew. Her father also died and Satsuki got an introduction to her mother's wifely wiles.

Also, her tea was bitter.

Had she been any other girl, she would have broken into tears. Satsuki was no normal girl, for she bore the strength of the Kiryuin name, already formulating plans to kill her own mother. And yet, reminding herself she was a Kiryuin, she realized how much responsibility she would have to bear.

"I...I don't know I can do this. I know I must, but will I succeed? Can I hold onto my resolve even if Ragyo and I die of old age? I wish...that I had a helping hand."

Suddenly, loud squeaks and bright lights startled her so much she ducked under her bed. She was certain her "family" heard the loud commotion, but if someone had come in with the intent to kidnap or kill her, they wouldn't be so loud. Realising this, Satsuki peeked out from under the covers. This intruder seemed to have already set up a stage with many stairs in her room and the lighting made whoever was on the top of the stage very imposing. She could make out that the figure had purple hair and wore a white dress. Also, the intruder fluttered down on insect-like wings and waved a stick with a star on top that made the whole stage and the confetti vanish.

"Odd, kids usually like to be dazzled." The purple-haired girl looked down at her. "You're Satsuki Kiryuin, right? I'm your Fairy Godparent, but you can call me Remy."

Satsuki finally found her voice. "What sort of trickery is this? Don't you realize that anyone could have heard that?"

"Relax, I silenced the room. Right, as if the big show I just put up wasn't proof enough." Remy smirked. "If you still don't believe me, Fairy Godparents like us can grant as many wishes as you want. Of course, there are rules to follow, but you can have (almost) anything you want. A sundae the size of Mount Fuji, the ability to travel back through time, and even becoming a superhero in your favorite comic book!"

Satsuki remained skeptical. "Any wish, is it? Then I wish to see where my father is."

And with a poof, the two girls were gone.

Abandoned child. Ryuko pondered the meaning behind her name. It makes sense. Her mother was gone, and her father was too busy to look after her. Because of this and the fact that her father was hunched over, the kids enjoyed picking on her. Of course, Ryuko fought back, only to get into detention, which also prompted her father to pick her up and then tend to whatever he was doing. In fact, her father forgot to pick her up several times, forcing her to walk home.

"My life sucks. Ah, I just wish I had someone with me. Someone who can be my friend." Ryuko did not mean it literally when two girls popped into her room, and she ducked under her bed from the sudden intrusion.

"This isn't a cemetery, Remy." The girl with black hair grumbled.

The girl with wings fluttered about. "Well, excuse me. You didn't tell me if he was alive or not. Maybe he's alive."

"I doubt it. They better not have built a house over his grave." It was then that she saw a girl under the bed, and only because a lock of red hair stood out. "Hey, did you built a house over a grave?"

Ryuko blinked. "No, but my dad has a big basement filled with lots of clothes."

The girls noticed that Remy was shaking. "Remy, are you okay?"

"No, I'm not okay!" Remy screamed. "No one else except the kids with Fairy Godparents are supposed to know about Fairy Godparents. It's-"

"Da Rules!" All three girls jumped as a big man in camos popped into the room, grabbing Remy in one hand. "Satsuki Kiryuin, you have exposed the existence of Fairies to a human."

"So have you, you...big oaf!" Ryuko shouted.

The big fairy man scoffed. "You girls will have your memories erased of Remy's existence, and Remy will be sent back to Fairy Academy: Redemial Class."

Remy shuddered. "No, Jorgen! Not Redemial Class!"

Satsuki had an idea. "I wish Ryuko had a Fairy Godparent!"

Before anyone realized what she just said, Remy had already granted the wish. A girl with blond hair in a red dress popped into existence. "Hey, big sis, Flan's here! How's every...what's going on here?"

"Ryuko's your God...child!" Satsuki wondered if it was the right word.

Apparently, the new fairy recognized the term. "Wait, she can do that?"

"She can do that?" Ryuko echoed.

Jorgen growls as he summons a big book and flips through it. "Granting another child a Fairy Godparent...is not in Da Rules. It has never happened before."

"And those who have Fairy Godparents can learn about other Fairy Godparents, is that right?" Satsuki smirked, especially when the big fairy released Remy.

"Fairies are not obliged to inform their Godchild about other Godchildren, but that is not a punishable offense." Jorgen set his eyes on them. "However, Da Rules will be updated, and you will lose your Godparents if you grant that wish again! Is that cleared?"

All four girls nodded and let go of their breathes as Jorgen finally left. Ryuko turned to Satsuki. "Thanks, um, Satsuki, was it?"

"I only made that wish because I did not want to lose Remy." Satsuki corrected. "That you now have your own fairy...is not my concern."

Ryuko blinked. "Wait, so you just used me? You...you bastard!"

"Deal with it." Satsuki stuck out her tongue just as Remy lifted her wand.

"I wish you had big eyebrows!" Ryuko smirked as Flan granted her wish Satsuki's eyes widened, but by then Satsuki was back in her room. Oh, Satsuki figured her bushy eyebrows could be explained as Kiryuin genetics, but she is not one to let her opponent walk away with the last laugh.

"You do realize, of course, this means war."