The Youki Chronicles

by Wyverntooth

(Edgefic I'll finish differently later) Naruto chose a new life, the life of a fox. But what if the shinobi life catches up to him? Will he walk the streets of ninja or tread the path of a kitsune? Why not try both? He will put things in a new look on life. Rated T for safety. Might seem a bit dark at times, but Naruto's badass, so it's balanced. NaruInoTema.

33. How was it?

Whaz up ladies, gents an' other! I'd like to thank all of ya for stickin' with me to this point, my first chapter story sucked ass an' only reached twenty chapters 'fore I couldn't take the shit the reviews put me through, so this many chapter's without any serious complaints is sorta like a milestone to me an' it means a great deal. On a less sappy note, I'm gonna bring in some more of Naruto's 'kids' an' see how that goes. Hopefully it's not as shitty as I'm sure it's gonna be, but we'll see.

An' 'fore I forget, I'm gonna make Naruto make some serious moves in stupid ways. (*Warped, deep voice* Warning: this chapter has been rated M for altogether massive stupidity)

Thoughts or emphasis

'Paraphrasin'

"Normal speech"

"Demonic speech"

Jutsu

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(Cue: Soothing music) The inn was calm, the Jounin Exams were in a break period at the moment since most of the competitors had either died beforehand or were right now training. All of that changed when the wall next to the counter was blown up by a powerful gust of wind, courtesy of one very pissed Temari. "Teme, get your ass back here so I can murder you!" On the counter was one swirly-eyed Uzumaki Naruto, right now questioning his sanity for calling Temari the 'den-mother from Hell'.

Her words brought him back however, and he said fearfully and cheekily, "NUPE!" He then vanished in a burst of natural speed, leaving the devil-eyed Temari with the rest of the group. Not even the excitable Lee or Gai spoke up at this moment, knowing how dangerous and psychotic Naruto was then comparing that to his running in fear was enough incentive for them to be quiet. Hinata was slouching, something she never did, her head on the table depressingly.

"I swear to whoever the fuck is up there! That when I get my hands on him, I'm gonna castrate him with my oWN, TWO HANDS!" She finished with a huff, her eyes practically glowing evilly. Deciding to talk her down carefully, Shikamaru said, "What was today's sin?" He received a glare that was avoided with expertise from avoiding his mother's hateful eyes. When he didn't look afraid of her, she started to calm down, making everyone let out the breath they didn't know they'd been holding. "He decided to make fun of me and call me the, and I quote, 'den-mother from Hell'! Just 'cause I've got a fucking kid doesn't mean I'm a pushover, right?!"

She was daring anyone, anyone, to say otherwise. Even Tsunade feared the wrath of a mother, even in a first-time circumstance like this, so kept quiet. Shikamaru said calmly, "You're nowhere near a pushover, which is why he does these things: to get your attention and get a rise outta you. He's not doing it to be a complete," He put emphasis on that word because Naruto was always a-"pain in the ass, he's only doing it to get a rise out of you and cause chaos as he always does. We've all seen at least once how much he enjoys chaos in any form, right?" Everyone who was really caring about the conversation, which wasn't many, nodded. "See? He's an ass, yes, but he isn't an ass for just anybody. I'm pretty sure he saves that for special people..."

That was left hanging,making Temari blush and got Hinata to tense up enough that the sound of joints popping was heard as well as a moan of pleasure from the feeling of pressure leaving her joints. Everyone was just staring at her in confusion from her tensing and release of pressure(Tension HAAHAHAHA!) And once again, the calm was before the storm. Naruto flew through the wall, and landed on the counter with a bit of a bounce. "Can't please everyone I guess...Right...Sasuke-Brat?!" And the world stopped.

Everyone turned to what had been the wall with the door in and out, but in the gaping hole now there stood Sasuke. The years had been good to him as he didn't show a sign of weakness and his body was the perfect blend of leniency and muscularity. He wore a long-sleeved, white shirt with a blue cloth wrapped around his waist and held there by the one thing Orochimaru's direct subordinates showed off as a status symbol: The purple rope belt tied in a knot around the waist. He carried a tanto at his waist with the rope belt, but his face was a glare full of hatred at Naruto's seemingly friendly smirk, "Quit calling me that!"

Getting up, Naruto chuckled darkly as he let his whiskermarks broaden, his teeth and nails lengthening and his hair becoming more shaggy. "Sorry, brat, just tired of having to play pretend after all this time. Ah, it feels good to finally start acting my age!" He said this with a look of pure gratification and bloodlust as his eyes became blood red and looked Sasuke dead in his own eyes. "I couldn't think to call you anything else when Itachi brought you over to Beri-chan's house when Mikoto-san was sick those few months and a year. It's when Yugao-chan brought Hinata and Ino-chan that it got ridiculous. You loved talking to them, but you could never stand hearing them babble on about who you belonged to."

Hinata, Ino, Sakura and Sasuke all had wide eyes at what he said. "What are you talking about, Teme?!" All he received was Naruto's well known cackling before the kitsune-hearted asshole calmed down enough to speak, "I don't look it but I'm twenty years old. Hiruzen decided to make sure I wasn't gonna be forced into the CRA right away because of how young I look, but genes from Uzu no Kuni can do that. We live long lives, don't look like it, high fertility rate but low birth rate."

(Uncue music) A few of those listening were blushing at the mention of the CRA (*coughcough* Hinata. Ino.*coughcough*) and the fertility and birth rate. "When you were still a toddler, Mikoto-san came down with the sickness that affected Sharingan users to the point where they wanted to gouge out their eyes before it passed them by and left them immune. But your parents didn't want their kids to contract the virus, Fugaku had already had it once so he was immune, but you and Itachi weren't, so Fugaku told Itachi to go and take you to the one place you two would be safe: with me. Being a jinchuuriki means my chakra, but now youki, is somewhat infectious and can help fight off the worst of infections."

He took a breath and smiled nostalgically while pacing, he hated staying still for too long being a fox at heart had that effect. "They hoped that by being around me for the time that Mikoto was sick that you and Itachi would be allowed a bit of my healing abilities from my chakra flaring up at 'random' points. Then Inoichi had to leave and since Ino-chan's mother, may she rest peacefully wherever she may sleep, passed away when Ino-chan was only a year old, Inoichi turned to someone who would have a good influence on his baby girl. And that someone, wasn't me. Damn shame though, I'd have been a great role model for her.

"Anyway, Yugao-chan volunteered to watch over the bitchy-brat that was Ino-chan." Aforementioned Yamanaka heiress was fuming inside and wanted to kill the redheaded bastard had Sai not come up behind her with Tenzo and restrained her, knowing how aggressive the Uzumaki could be when provoked. "Yugao-chan also found a lost Hinata on the way to Beri-chan's house. Poor, little thing, lost in the woods all alone but saved by a wonderful bitch who I had the honor to call teammate." And everyone, everyone minus those who knew Naruto's past intimately, listening yelled in shock, "TEAMMATE?!"

"Damn you're all loud. And yes, teammate. Itachi, Yugao-chan and I always planned to be in a team, which is part of the reason why I'm always slacking off when it comes to schoolwork unless I find interest in it. It was fool proof, but I was the fool, we overlooked the fact that I had shitty chakra control as well as reserves that make these kids look like gaiden." The Konoha no Juichinin all had clouds over their heads again, he kept bringing up how much better of a ninja and how much stronger he was. "But their sensei, whom I talk to a lot, was kind enough to teach me what he could without the chance of the village catching on. I helped with D-rank missions and did what I could, but my rivalry with Itachi was a bit of a handicap for some of them, hehehe."

"But that's not the point. After Yugao-chan found Hinata, she brought the quivering child to Beri-chan's house, where I did my part in taking care of her with the help of my teammates. Oh, the stories we came up with to get you four to sleep, I tell ya!" He smiled, a hand to his chin as he looked to the mentioned children he helped watch over. "So, how've you been?!" The smile was gone and he was glaring something evil at his former teammate and technical teammate's younger brother. "You come here to steal away what's mine?!" That warning growl made Tenzo and Sai back up, remembering how much the Kitsunin hurt them when they fought and they didn't want a repeat.

"I don't know what you're talking about, I just needed to make it official so I can become an Oto Jounin." Pulling something out of his belt, he showed it was his old hitae-ate with a horizontal slash through the Konoha emblem. "So that's how desperate you are. Desperate enough to hide behind another village's flag to keep yourself safe. And I thought you were annoying when you were two, ah well, can't win them all. You carry around that sword like you know how to use it, but you're no master, you're not even an apprentice! So you're just as weak, if not weaker, than when you were a kid."

Sasuke glared at the redhead, not even caring that he had red hair and threw the headband like a shuriken, making Naruto morph his arm into a chakra claw and catch the flying piece of metal and cloth with the 'flesh' of his palm. "A true shinobi can turn anything they've got into a weapon. I've seen people get beaten with blank scrolls worse than swords or forks kill more men and women than a kunai! So your temper doesn't mean a damn to me. You're a pain in the ass when you're two, you're a pain in the ass when you're seventeen."

Placing the piece of metal and cloth in his chakra claw carefully, he pressed his bare, left hand on top of the emblem before pressing down on it and letting a glow escape his palms. "'A weapon is only as strong as its master', or so they say, but that's not entirely accurate. No matter how good a weapon may be it's wasted on a weak master. In short?" He removed his palms and stopped coursing youki through the headband, leaving a blank hitae-ate. "You're just a weak, little kid. If you keep trying this path," A look of dissatisfaction at the hitate-ate and it was being squashed and coursing with youki again.

"I won't be bailing you out anymore like on the trip. When Jirobo was eating away your chakra I sent all I had left of natural chakra into your seal with one I placed in your sleep one day. When fighting Tayuya in bukijutsu, I left a few good weapons near you like you had dropped them or threw them there. And not once did you figure it out." He said this with a smirk of superiority while everybody who Naruto hadn't found deserving of knowing, everybody minus the Konoha no Juichinin and Tsunade, was staring at him in shock.

"Those who learned how to change their coils from making chakra to youki, they run the risk of dying of lack of control. If someone wants to use youki, they've gotta train for years to have even a prayer of using it. And that's if their coils can survive it. The easiest methods are to expose an infant to youki, allowing their coils to develop in a way that they won't produce chakra but youki instead. The stupider method is to condense and compress their chakra until it's a close enough approximation...But those who choose the foolish path don't stay alive for long and run the risk-!" He grunted as he had to focus so as not to destroy the building with an explosion.

"The risk of arrogance-induced self destruction. These few, powerful yet foolish individuals who've found out how to condense and compress their chakra into youki are prone to pride that leads to showboating. If a shinobi who's compressed their chakra into youki uses too much, the jutsu will get out of hand or the user could destroy the cells in their body by flooding every inch to get the full power of the jutsy out of themselves. These people," He removed his hand from the claw and revealed a reforged hitae-ate. "they'd flood a weapon with youki, making it combust with the overexposure to the dense energy and a lack of control over it. Anything these pitiful, desperate fools can do is enhanced by leaps and bounds but they always lack control. Discipline. Experience. They understate the power they wield and carry it around like a toy! Just like that sword you have, you know nothing of how to use it!"

Naruto scratched the hitae-ate's blank space with his chakra claw, leaving the symbol for Oto in place of Konoha before he tossed it back to the glaring Uchiha prodigy. "Get out, before I make you or loose my better judgement!" Shrugging, Sasuke put the headband around his forehead, showing off his true colors against Konoha. The Kitsunin's glare didn't falter as he snarled at the last Uchiha, who just stared blankly at him and walked away, leaving a angrily trembling Naruto who took a few breaths before calming down. His glare didn't let up and his fists were still clenched, but he was calm enough to speak. Finding something positive out of all of this, Temari walked up behind him and wrapped her arms around him tenderly, making sure not to startle him into a rage, "You know whenever you talk like that you remind me why I'm somewhat alright with being forced into trying to bed you..."

Everybody except those who were of...Less than safe mindsets stood firm and fine. Sai looked at her oddly but kept his mouth shut since he didn't want to remind the Kitsunin of his presence or risk becoming his target for stress relief. Anko was smirking with a stick of dango in her mouth and a hand on her hip Gai had waterfalls running down his face, a fist cocked downward for when the tender moment ended to say how Youthful it was, not wanting to ruin the atmosphere this time. Lee was in the same boat as his sensei. And Naruto was fox purring, his eyes closed as he reveled in the affectionate gesture. "Thanks for that, Mari-chan, but if you stay this close with how frustrated I am, I'm probably going to end up raping you."

And she smiled into the spot between his shoulder blades, shaking her head at his dark sense of humor. "You never cease to stop avoiding closeness, but you're not allowed to anymore, not with me around." Her voice was soft, sweet, making Naruto purr deeper and louder with a soft smile gracing his lips. Everyone was still until four words were spoken, "Someone found second base!" That's when she was done.

"Not now, you bastard!" She hit him playfully on the arm, making him look back to her and grin cheekily. "I'm gonna go cause some mayhem, don't wait up for me." That was all they got because he was gone in a burst of furry of foxes that dashed outside the building as people started getting the wood out of the shed to repair the damage. Not far away, Naruto transformed into an unassuming enough girl with, once again, F-cup breasts. This time she was a pink haired, busty girl with a chain around her neck. Her eyes were a pale green, the shirt she wore was red with a white ring on the back. Her skirt was tan and her stockings were pulling on her panties because of straps.

(Cue: CharlieXCX-Break the Rules/Kesha-Die Young/Green Day-Know Your Enemy/Nicole Scherzinger-Don't Hold Your Breath) She strolled through the crowd, holding her neck in aching pain and with her eyes closed to ignore the inferior men she caught scent of. Stopping all of a sudden, she lifted her head slightly and scented the air before a catty grin grew on her face as a tiny tooth poked through her lips adorably. She then proceeded to look at the subject of her unholy interest innocently. Her target? A ramen shop, but it wasn't the food they sold. No, it was the the shopkeeper. He was a middle aged man with a simple enough look for someone of his career, but it was the scent of arousal that she picked up strongly underneath the powerful smell of ramen.

"Oh, Ramen-san! Can you help me?! I'm lost!" She bent over slightly, holding her arms to her buxom chest with a serious blush on her face and a distraught expression. Her breasts bounced as she bent over quickly, before she blushed even more because one of the buttons on her shirt popped out in front of her rack. The button dropped to the floor and bounced and rolled behind her, which was in no short thanks to the chakra strings attached to her fingers. She acted accordingly and bent over, emphasizing her perfectly grabbable ass and thick legs as she grabbed the button with a lustful smirk on her lips that she licked as she got a good look at the bulge in his pants. I see what the sun don't shine on!

Returning to the act of an innocent, helpless, buxom girl, she stopped and blushed profusely before jumping up and turning to the man with a frantic bow. "GOMENASAI!" "It's a'right, it's alright! I was just a little...surprised that a such a sweet, innocent, lost girl could be so blessed in such a...beautiful way." Naruko grimaced inwardly and her smile was somewhat forced as lines trailed down her forehead with blue seeming to spread across her brow. Pedophile, definitely a pedophiliac. No fucking way anyone can tell me otherwise.

Her blushing was all over her face and reached down her her barely covered, bra-less breasts. She had seen the guy's bulging pants, check; she gave him a show while still retaining all false modesty she had, check; and she was horny, double check! Time to set the plan into motion... Bending her knees a little, she launched herself across the counter and glomped the man as she squealed hornilly, "RAPE MANEUVER!" Everybody outside the shop looked to it with gaping mouths and empty eyes before hightailing it out of there because the screaming was too fucking horny! In Konoha, a woman wearing a porcelain mask and had long, purple hair looked up. "I sense a disturbance in the world, almost as if...No, it couldn't be, he wouldn't be that stupid!"

At the inn, the squealing and horny screaming was heard all too clearly and everyone knew that Naruto, or 'Naruko' as 'she' liked to be called in her female disguises, was having the time of her life. Temari was rigid with shock, I KNOW HE SAID HE'D BE CAUSING MAYHEM, BUT THAT KIND'S RIDICULOUS! Her eyes were overshadowed by her bangs and her mouth was gaping, all sounds she made were squeaks of attempts at speech that were only seconds long. Ino, seeing her fellow blonde in 'trouble', decided to try and get a response out of her.

That's when she caught sight of the Uzukaze, or whatever the gloves' title was, and smirked mischievously. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this kid business! Grabbing the glove, she started to slowly pull it off and Temari was too stunned to realize that her baby was being pulled away from her and Uzukaze was still sleeping. She got the glove off the sandy-blonde's hand without much trouble and she grinned maliciously at the looks of shocked fear everyone else sent her way. The next moment, she had her hand in the glove and she was engulfed in a tornado and whirlpool at the same time. YOU'RE NOT KAA-SAN!

"HOLY FUCK!" Ino screamed in fear before Temari shook off her stupor and grabbed the hand wearing her son. (There's gotta be a better way to say that, an' even if there was I wouldn't use it.) The glare Gaara's older sister sent towards the heiress to the Yamanaka Clan was evil, maternal, and that made everyone freeze up in terror of what she might do. "...What were you doing to my baby...?!" She whispered menacingly, making Ino try o back out of her grip only for Temari to grab her wrist and squeeze, hard!

"Answer me!" Those eyes, those evil eyes full of malice made Ino answer swiftly. "IWANTEDTOKNOWHATTHEHELLWASGOINGONBETWEENYOUANDNARUTO-KUNSOISTOLEYOUPOSSESSEDGLOVETHINKINGITWASANENGAGEMENTGIFTORSOMETHING! huh huh huh huh..." The group let that run through their heads for a few moments before it translated from speedy gibberish to coherent understandable language. Lightening her grip on Ino's wrist, the tornado and whirlpool began again, slashing and bruising the buxom Yamanaka all over with Uzukaze's mental voice being heard clearly. LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO!

After a few moments of this, Temari reached into the twister of air and water, pulling her right hand out with Uzukaze on and holding Ino by the forearm. Ino was worse for wear and speaking of wearing-"Pull that shit again, and I won't hold him back!" Yeah, Temari was the embodiment of maternal love and protection. The daughter of Inoichi only nodded dumbly, her body strewn with bruises and cuts, before passing out from the pain she'd just endured in a short period of time.

In that time of unconsciousness, more squeals, screams and moaning roars were heard all over the village. And in that time Ino awoke to find a buxom, pinkette with green eyes(Ya'll know why I did this, right?) wearing a red shirt with a circle on the back. "S-Sakura?" The girl looked to Ino confusingly before she bopped herself on the head and said, "Hello Naruko!"

(Uncue music) "EH?!" Smoke escaped the girl's red sleeves, her features changing and her attire returned to that of a shirtless man. "Ah, that's better! Now, why's Ino-chan on the ground-in-a-sign-of-submission-I-just-might-take-her-down-in?" Ino, now looking to Temari pleadingly, shook her head fervently with fear in her eyes. She knew Naruto wouldn't kill her, she was his first friend(...*I look to all of ya before lookin' back to her then to the bloodmoon in the forested-over city I dwelled in alone*), but she also knew that her demonically inclined and semi-psychopathic friend held family above all else so she was fucked.

Temari went ahead and explained what the buxom, platinum blonde had done and the wide, narrowed eyes Naruto had were a sign that there was no escaping this. His nails dug into his palms, not drawing blood, but seriously coming close. Temari strolled off to her room, not feeling like dealing with the bullshit her practically betrothed was going to pull out of paternal defense. "So, you want one of my kids to be with you, huh?!" His words were met with shock from everyone, even Uzukaze. He's going to let her have one of the others? Temari looked to her baby from the corner of her eye while she leaned against the wall of the stairway, listening in on her baby's father's words. "...you have siblings...?"

Her whispered question attracted the attention of Anko and Isaribi, who looked up the stairs with their heads but looked her dead in the eyes as if they were judging her and telling her that eavesdropping was rude. Naruto growled lowly before he sent some youki-turned-chakra into a seal at his hip. From the cloud of smoke the seal released dropped a malicious looking weapon. Landing with the sword blade lodging into the floor, the tendrils and roots lacing the lower part of its blade, it gave off an evil aura.

"This," Naruto nodded to the sword at his shin-area. "is Ken Tako, but she prefers Hermira-ken. She's a bit of a tomboy by nature, but she's a Hell of an ally in battle." He grabbed he hilt in a tight grip, making the green eye at the connection between blade and hilt opened, which revealed the hourglass pupil. The roots and tendrils crawled around the blade and hilt's connecting area, a few reaching a little higher, but never going too far above the rest. 'She' had a green color all over her blade and hilt, the pommel and grip of the halter looked like they were made of wood or something closely related. There was no guard to the hilt, just an open blade and halter.

Hermira-ken's eye befell the group and its only existent eye smiled at them, a disturbing gesture but a kind one nonetheless. "She's only a couple months old, I made her on our way back to Konoha after the training trip. Which reminds me! Jiraiya," Naruto turned to his teacher, cracking his knuckles as his eyes started glowing menacingly, "your teachings made me have wetdreams about my fucking student, you bastard!" A chakra claw extended to Hermira-ken, being met halfway by the tendrils and roots as he took a firm hold of the hilt and went to slice the white-haired sage in half.

"HEY, HERMIRA-KEN, REMEMBER ME?! JIRAIYA?!" TOU-SAN STOP, IT'S ERO-JII! The feminine mental voice was young, very young. But her words didn't deter her father, as his swing made a tentacle and long root extend from the blade and thwack Jiraiya in the back of the head. "Hermira-ken's a whip and a sword, she's a bit of a brat, but she grows on you..." Tendrils and roots started crawling up his arm, "Literally." Ino looked on in horror of what she had wrought upon herself by being nosy, "I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT ANYONE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! I JUST WANTED ANSWERS AS TO WHY SANDY TAILS KEPT CALLING HER GLOVE 'BABY'!"

A girl's voice was heard for Naruto's bag, making everyone minus the living weapons' eyes widen exponentially. Tou-san? Tou-san? Why do I hear Neechan and Niisan yet don't see them? Naruto, sighing slightly, opened his kunai pouch, letting a snake-like being slither out. This being was serpentine in form and being, but she lacked one, crucial part: she had no flesh, skin or organs. There was a grip in place of a neck, an eye in the shape of a rattlesnake's rattle was carved into the pommel of the grip. "Hebikuiru, meet the Konoha Fuckers, Konoha Fuckers meet Hebikuiru."

Hi, Konoha Fuckers, nice to meet ya! Her chipper tone of voice was sweet, adorable and innocent. While Hermira-ken's was slightly older, less modest and a somewhat bitter. NEECHAN! Hebikuiru slithered over to her sister. The sound of metal cricking revealed that she was-"She's the weapon you made during your fight with Kankuro during the Chuunin Exams!" Naruto smirked proudly, "YEAH! I made her in the heat of the moment and she was given life the same time as Hermira-ken. They're twins, but they're made different times. So, Iunno what else to call them. Hebikuiru's older but acts younger because she's born from poisons, a dangerous and misunderstood substance so she acts different then everyone would believe her to."

"Hermira-ken's born from octopus tentacles and tree roots, courtesy of Tree-Hugger from Root." Tenzo was stared at now, making him give them the 'scary face' as the Chuunin had come to call it. "I wanted to make weapons of flesh and blood in a fashion similar to Samehada's creator did who-knows-how-many-centuries-ago." A shimmering came from Hebikuiru's 'spine' and that made everyone realize that her spine was just several lengths of ninja wire intertwined together. "Hebikuiru's the only weapon I've made with self-powered movement. Hermira-ken's able to more extensions of herself but can't move of her own accord, neither can any of my other few creations."

"WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU MADE?!" Tou-san, "Yes, Hermira-ken?" why are these jerks so loud? Naruto looked up in thought as he sat near two of his creations with his hand to his chin. "I really couldn't tell you if I tried, my dear, I guess it's just one of the world's greatest mysteries..." The tendril and rooted sword didn't seem to like this answer, as she glared at her father with her one existent eye. "Don't give me that look, I hardly understand myself let alone other people!" Everyone else was staring at him irritably, "Just answer the question, Uzumaki-kun!"

Looking over to the stairway, he saw his first(Sorta?) son's mother. "And what was the question?" The human beings facefaulted at that before Ino stood up and yelled at him, "WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU MADE?!" After the ringing in his ears stopped, he said calmly, "Oh, then all you had to do was ask instead of yell at the top of your lungs!" He reached behind himself and unsealed something from his lightly-fur covered back, before a fuma shuriken embedded itself into the floor. "Arashi Bumeran, the only weapon I've made with someone's Kekkai Genkai. She's a bitch!"

SCREW YOU, OYAJI! "I rest my case! I've found most of my creations are female or have more of a female energy to them. Uzukaze, mine and Temari's son, is the first male I've ever made and I found partly why it's a bit of a problem. I'm male and generate that kind of energy within myself even when in Naruko form, and since I need to have both gender energies to give my weapons a full consciousness, so I ran into a problem: where the fuck am I gonna get a woman to willingly give up their gender-influenced energy and stick around me?!"

"The answer was a simple one and it had been in my face the entire time: a kunoichi candidate of my choosing who's trustworthy, willing, kind, and not gonna take shit from anybody. Case in point? Mari-chan." Naruto had his hand supporting his chin on his knee, a stare fixed on Ino. "So, you gonna ask for one of my kids or not?! 'Cause you seem really interested in them!" His words held venom as he glared at his friend, making her quiver in fear of his wrath, right now doubting her confidence about not being hurt. Out of the blue, the voices of the Exam coordinators was heard over the speakers.

"ALL JOUNIN EXAMINERS MUST GO TO THE ARENA NOW!" The shouted words made everyone look to the speakers quizzically. "Damn, and here I was hoping to see what other kinds of weapons he'd made...!" Tenten's pout made Naruto smirk at her as he said suggestively, "I'll show you what other weapons I've got hidden in private some other time, Tenten..."

Those words got the desired effect, because a pulsing tickmark formed on Temari's forehead as she charged at him in vengeance while Tenten blushed and Naruto ran away, laughing his heart out until he had to open his happy-tearing-up eyes to avoid running into a wall. He bent down at the waist, taking the standard shinobi running form, before he literally stepped up the building's wall without so much as a slowing down to get himself ready. Temari's face portrayed her surprise. Even Jounin had to take a second to get their bearings straight while doing that, but apparently her marital target was unrequiring of that time.

"Jiraiya's strict," Naruto called down to her from the roof. "when he decides to be and can be quite the slave-driver." Her surprise subsided after that as she chased after his ass. The smirk of mischief was plastered on Naruto's face as he leaped from roof to roof in the arena's general direction, his bedmate close behind before he dispersed as a group of foxes that split up and left a confused-which-fox-to-follow Temari.

The arena

Just as he got there, fully recollected as a whole, Naruto was being shot at. "Shit!" Deciding to tuck and roll his way round the projectile shots, he transformed in the process and charged at his assailant. His claws and sharpened teeth bared for tearing into delicious, human flesh. It was only when he saw his assailant, that he realized that was a bad move. "Hello there, Uzumaki-san."

"Amaru..." Just as he reached her, he curled in on himself and rolled just past her without hitting her. Or so the crowd thought, as a gash appeared on her side with blood spraying from the wound. "You're faster than they say, might as well give it all I've got! It's neat that this part's about our training instead of killing an opponent, huh?"

Naruto gave the Reibi jinchuuriki a look of surprise, "So we're basically here just to show off, then?" She looked to him with a cheery smile that covered up her irritation, "Yeah. I know I'm a medic and all, but denying me to kill someone's pissing me off!"A smirk graced the Kitsunin's lips as the Konoha no Juichinin came onto the scene before he started cackling good naturedly, "THIS SHIT'S ALL I GOTTA DO TO GET THROUGH THIS HELL HOLE?! HAHAHHAHHAHAHA! THAT'S HILARIOUS!"

Everyone watching the Exams, most of the world, looked at him in confusion before he let chakra lace itself with his skin in a strange pattern. The chakra he let onto his skin had shredded some areas and left tribal-looking markings. "KITSUNE SAGE MODE! MY OWN CREATION LIKE MOST OF MY JUTSU AND WEAPONS! HAHAHAHA!" His eyes had slitted and became red with flecks of blue in his irises while the fur on his chest and arms had flowing through it and shined a glossy sheen. A few tails sprouted from his tail bone while his pointed ears lengthened enough to be like the Kyuubi's in shape and scaled-down length.

In the Kage Box, Tsunade with Jiraiya were staring at the redheaded, kitsune-hearted bastard they survived. The eyes of everyone were wide, especially Tsunade, "H-He can't possibly have made a Sage Mode! Th-that's impossible!" "Is it, now? Realize something, Tsunade-san: the snakes of Ryuchido, the slugs of Shikkotsurin, and the toads of Myobokuzan had to make their Sage Modes. So what prevents him from doing the same? And, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Hashirama-sama, your grandfather, create his own?" Shibuki's words made Tsunade turn to him with a bit of a glare, every time she tried to find solid ground on something to believe in it was basically destroyed the moment it was thought up. And the younger shinobi had been the cause of it all.

"Go to Hell..." She muttered, venom dripping from her lips. Back on the arena floor, Naruto's tribal markings were glowing a natural green. "Shizen Chakra's hard to gather in the middle of combat, so it's a good thing I left a few Kage Bunshin behind to generate it for me. I didn't learn how to from a summon species, but I did read the documents on how the animal summons did it. The energy enters through the pores as a bit of a gas and a liquid." His words left everyone confused at that, making him grin maniacally before explaining more.

"Humans can't gather Shizen Chakra on their own without a bit of guidance because Shizen Chakra's generated by the world itself, not our coils or training. When someone who figures out how to do it stays still for a long enough time, they are able to enter a state of empowerment called Sage Mode. Now, this state is difficult to obtain or even dream of reaching, CAN ANYONE IN THE AUDIENCES TELL EVERYONE WHY?!"

His shout to the crowd, all of them, was kind of weird to watch. Here he was, a competitor in a contest of training, and he was playing teacher. Temari chuckled at her bedmate's antics, still irritated at his show of 'affection' back at the inn but still found him to be an inspiring ninja, although very insane. Fuu snuck up behind the sandy-blonde, knowing her former-lover's connection to the Ichibi jinchuuriki's sister. "He's a great guy, isn't he?" And a yelp escaped the eldest Sand Sibling, "Where the fuck did you come from?!"

"Quid Pro Quo and you'll know." A tickmark appeared on Temari's face as she glared at the mintette, they were sitting in the Competitor's Box since the rules of the Jonin Exams were very fluid in nature. In order to be disqualified, a competitor had to be dead or disqualified by the judge or Kages. Right now, the contest was to impress the judges and Kages with the training each competitor had undergone or just to show them their skills in categorized feats. Amaru had chosen Showboating as a category.

"What's your question then?!" Fuu just stared at her blankly, her pupilless eyes turning completely orange and the area where the irises and pupils would be became multi-lensed and reflective. "Quid Pro Quo." She said as if reinforcing something. "I need to know the question before I can answer it!" "Well, then you're SOL aren't you?" "Urggghhhh!" Temari's frustration brought a soft smile onto Fuu's gentle features, it had been ages since she was able to play her games with people.

"The question was if he's a nice guy to you. So, he's not a problem for you is he? And I mean an actual problem, not his troublemaking or because he's got a fox in him!" The mintette then plopped herself in Temari's lap, making sure she couldn't move so she could get an answer, which made the eldest Sand Sibling glare at her. At about that moment, a cheeky voice piped up, "Wanna rephrase that, Fuu-kun?" Turning to the newcomer, the two saw Tayuya with a bit of a 'soft' smirk on her face. "Yuya-chan! Nice to see you again, ssu! GODS DAMN IT, I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF THAT!"

The user of Stage 3 Cursed State started barking laughter at her acquaintance's old catchphrase coming back out of the blue. "HAHAHA, I TOLD YOU-HAHA-IT'D BE BACK TO BITE-HAHAHAHA-YOU! HAHAHAHAHA!" Wiping a tear out of her eyes, she took a few breaths and stood up with a kindhearted smile. "It's been a while since we last chatted, Fuu-kun." In response to the teasing nickname, Fuu's cheeks puffed up a little as a light blush came upon her face.

"You're mean, Yuya-chan! And to answer your question, no, I don't wanna rephrase that." The sound of an explosion directed everyone's attention to the screen above them and to the window that let them see the battle, and what they saw chilled their blood. There, lying on the ground lifeless, was one Uzumaki Naruto in Sage Mode at the feet of one Uchiha Sasuke in Stage 2 Cursed State.

(Cue: DanParthenis-Instinct of Battle IV/ My Darkest Days-Save Yourself) "I TOLD YOU I WAS BETTER, DOBE!" His insane sneer was swiped off his face by a wise smirk growing on Naruto's face before he vanished in a puff of smoke. "A BUNSHIN?!" A playful voice answered him from his side, "That's right!" Making him turn to see the back of Naruto's left shoulder barely not touching his right shoulder.

Sasuke, feeling an 'unknown' and 'unnatural' emotion within himself, leaped away from his brother's old rival. "When?! How?! WHAT?!" Naruto's wise smirk was still playing across his lips, "Context? Plot? Theme? Are your questions always this vague? Fugaku's always been an ass, but he's never been that neglectful. But then again, he never really got to know me until he was dead, so that's not much to go off of."

Before Sasuke could ask another stupid question, Naruto continued with that damned smirk before it vanished within the blink of an eye. "Does it scare you?!" He asked with gleeful malice. "That something you can't comprehend happened just before your eyes." Sasuke, being in denial and seeing himself as in the right, cried out madly, "JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL! I'LL WIN AND YOU'LL DIE PAINFULLY BEFORE I GO AFTER YOU LITTLE FRIENDS!" That, got a reaction out of Naruto as he was rubbing his neck with his head down and tensed at those words. But, the reaction wasn't the one he desired. "There's an old saying I've come to learn and make my own: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, evil for evil. And yet, there's something missing...What could it be, you ask? Well I'll tell ya."

Naruto looked up, and his shadowed, slitted, blood-red eyes shook the stadium. A crater appeared around him and a tremor was felt through the stadium. "You hurt my family, I'll make your life a living Hell. You attack my home, and I'll murder you painfully! You hurt what's mine...and you will be nothing more than a whimpering," He took a step and appeared next to the Last Uchiha, catching the temporarily ash-haired young man in the inside of his elbow before flexing and slamming against the far wall.

"Sniveling!" Vanishing and being above the winged swordsman, he slammed the back of his foot into the Uchiha's head, sending him facefirst into the dirt. "Weak! Little! PIECE OF SCUM! JINCHUURIKI DON'T HAVE 'FRIENDS'! WE'RE OSTRACIZED BECAUSE OF WHAT WE HOLD BACK! TO US THERE'S ONLY ENEMIES, THOSE WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT AND WHAT'S OUR POSSESSIONS! The word 'jinchuuriki' means 'power of human sacrifice', meaning that in exchange for our sanity, happiness, potential bonds, and sometimes very lives, the Bijuu shan't reap havoc on the land. That's what happened to the Kyuubi no Yoko after all!" The crowd heard that, and the civilian council in Konoha was furious.

That grin grew on Naruto's face before vanishing again. "Connect the dots, Whelp, and you can figure out where the larger-than-an-Uzumaki-normally-has reserves come from. The Uzumaki clan was around and had a village long before Konoha, they acted as the mediators of the Senju and Uchiha, and when we came to help you SCUMBAGS! During the Second Shinobi War, we were destroyed for our power! We came to you, the 'Mighty Uchiha and Senju' for fucking help, YOU PIECES OF SHIT TURNED US DOWN WHEN WE SENT THE MAJORITY OF OUR FORCES TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASSES! YOU SAY YOU'RE JUSTICE, THAT YOU'LL TRIUMPH! HAHAHAHAH-KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO!" His vulpine cackling made everyone shiver as he released wave after wave after wave after fucking wave of Killer Intent.

"Well you're not wrong," That made everyone look to him in shock before his scowl became an all out, demonic glare. "but you're not even close to being right. 'CAUSE THE ONLY THE STRONG AND STRONGEST WILL BECOME AND DECIDE JUSTICE! WHEN THIS ALL ENDS AND I'M STRONG ENOUGH, I'M GONNA RAZE THE VILLAGE THAT'D DARE IGNORE AND ABUSE ME WITHOUT EVEN A SECOND GLANCE! IF WE DON'T GET A SECOND CHANCE FROM THEM, THEN THEY DON'T EITHER! AFTER ALL, TO THEM THERE'S ONLY BLACK AND WHITE, THERE'S NO GREY OR RED!"

He was enjoying this rant as he crouched between Sasuke's hand-wings. His voice returned to that of almost a whisper, and yet the whole world heard him, "A heart might beat to the sound of your voice, but that doesn't make it yours! You could be my friend, you could be my enemy-Hell-you could even be my family, and it wouldn't change that we're ALL THE SAME SHADE OF GREY! YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT THERE'S A GOOD SIDE AND AN EVIL SIDE, A DARKNESS AND LIGHT, A VICTOR AND A LOSER! WELL GUESS WHAT, WHELP, YOU AIN'T ALLOWED TO GET THAT LUXURY, DATTEBOYO! IN THIS WORLD IT'S A CONSTANT WAR, THERE'S NEVER GOOD OR BAD, BLACK AND WHITE, LIGHT OR DARKNESS! WE'RE ALL WALKING THAT LINE!"

"If I were to kill you, right here, right now...would that make me a good person?! Several lives will be saved, but many more will die 'cause you didn't kill certain people 'cause I killed you. So, what does that make me, huh?! A good person or an evil monster?! EVEN DEMONS AND ANGELS AREN'T GOOD OR EVIL! ANGELS ARE BATHED IN THE BLOOD OF OTHERS, AND EVEN DEMONS ARE BORN INNOCENT! SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT IDEA OF BLACK AND WHITE AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND WITH YOUR DELUSIONS OF BEING STRONGER THAN ANYONE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST A WEAK, LITTLE WHELP WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT 'BOUT THIS WORLD!" Naruto's words cut deep, deeper than anyone was ready for. Everyone's eyes were wide, everyone's minds were dead, and everyone's hearts were heavy. But he wasn't done, LIKE HELL HE WAS DONE!

"I'M THE JINCHUURIKI OF THE KYUUBI NO YOKO, WHELP, MEANING I'VE GOT THE STRONGEST OF THE BIJUU'S YOUKI AT MY DISPOSAL. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M BETTER, OR ELEVATED, OR SOMETHING AKIN TO A GOD BECAUSE OF IT! THE VILLAGERS AND FANGIRLS WORSHIPPED THE GROUND YOU WALKED ON AND YOU SPITED THEM FOR LIVING OR WANTING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER! YOU'RE ACTING THE SAME AS PEDO-TEME AND THE SAME AS INU IN THEIR YOUNGER DAYS! IF YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU LIVE TO KILL ONE OF MY OLDEST AND MOST RIVALED FRIENDS, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! YOU GOT ANY IDEA THE SHIT THAT WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN IF ITACHI DIDN'T KILL THEM?! Because of the discrimination they faced, some of the Uchiha clan wanted to boycott or womancott and protest against the village's existence, to stop the potential casualties from occurring from FUCKING CIVILIANS BEING STUPID, YES I'M TALKING TO KONOHA, THEY HAD TO BE CUT OUTTA THE EQUATION! JUST LIKE I'M ABOUT TO DO WITH YOU, WHELP!"

Naruto raised his fist, imbuing it with youki and making it transform into a very small version of the Kyuubi's forepaw, he slammed his paw into the center of Sasuke's back. A sickening crack was all that was heard in the arena, three times in one moment. The blow had only occurred once, but its sound was heard several times before it faded into the backs of everyone's minds. The civilians of Konoha who hated Naruto were being held back by the shinobi from rioting. Taking a few steps away from Sasuke, hands in his pockets, Naruto muttered out with disgust, "Pathetic whelp, couldn't even stay alive of his own accord...! YOU KNOW ITACHI'D BE DISGUSTED TO SEE YOU, HIS LITTLE BROTHER, IN THE DIRT RIGHT NOW, BEATEN BY HIS RIVAL WHO HE ASKED TO TAKE CARE OF YOU FROM A DISTANCE! JUST LIKE I'VE DONE WITH BERI-CHAN!" Sakura was visible from the upper right hand corner, seeing her larger-than-normal forehead downward.

"JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN DOING WITH HINATA!" The shy Hyuuga was seen from the lower left hand corner, viewing her from the hips upwards. "JUST LIKE I DID WITH INO-CHAN! AND FOR WHAT?! FOR WHAT?! JUST SO YOU COULD DISGRACE THAT AND HAVE THE GALL TO ACCUSE ME, ONE OF THE THREE SHINOBI WHO KEPT YOUR ASS OUTTA THE FIRE FOR YEARS, OF BEING THE VILLAIN IN YOUR-no-THIS STORY?!" Inoichi's daughter was viewed from the face front view, from her stomach to the top of her head. The three mentioned kunoichi had wide eyes at his words, he'd been taking care of them from the shadows?! How much experience did he have to have kept their parents out of the loop and in the dark?!

"Itachi helped train you, Yugao-chan kept your brother and myself from killing each other in front of you brats, and I watched over you to make sure you didn't die while they were preoccupied with their lives as ANBU! So you don't have shit on me! The Naruto you believed to know for those years in the academy died when you were a kid! But I know all of your natural quirks, all of your weak spots and all of your tactics! No matter how much the person's changed the person's still themselves, and that applies to everyone including you!" His voice of disgust really sent home how much they'd let on about themselves. The Konoha no Juichinin now saw, truly with honesty in heart, what and who Naruto was! He was always there, always watching them for how they operated and where they faltered. He kept tabs on them, making sure he knew if they sneezed so he could beat them if they got someone sick. He. Was. The. Best! Shinobi! In ALL OF KONOHAGAKURE NO SATO!

"The plan to graduate as a team was fool proof, but the problem was I couldn't do a damned bunshin and I was held back. All of that studying with Yugao-chan and Itachi, all of those sleepless nights of training and tactics, all of those fucking hours of selfless work for nothing! You think you've got it bad? You think you've got it worse than anybody alive?! I WATCHED AS MY BEST FRIENDS PASSED ME BY AND BECAME FULL ON SHINOBI WHILE I WAS STUCK, WATCHING A WORTHLESS WHELP! You ain't got a fucking clue, Datteboyo! For three years, I had to watch as I waited to figure out what I did wrong and how I was fucking up, and I know now that I'm nowhere near a genius, but I've got something all of Konoha AIN'T GOT SHIT OF A CHANCE TO DREAM OF ATTAINING! THE PATIENCE, THE DETERMINATION, THE UNDERSTANDING AND INSIGHT TO SEE UNDERNEATH THE UNDERNEATH! AND TO DEFEAT OUR GREATEST ENEMY, ourselves!"

And he was done! The entire world, the entirety of the Elemental Nations, was stunned fucking silent! There was nothing, nothing, to be fucking attempted at being said! He had just showed his hand, but he had way more cards up his sleeves and buried in his flesh. The calm on his face was just for show, inside he was nervous as fuck.

Getting into the hallway out of the stadium he leaned against the wall with a sigh, "I know you're there, Rojin! Don't insult me by pretending that I'm still the same knucklehead as I was when Itachi, Yugao-chan, Shisui and I were kids 'cause those days have been and passed you by a long time ago." Out of the shadows strolled Hiruzen, fully armored and a calm expression on his face while his eyes held a fire of distaste.

"Nice," He grumbled negatively. "To know you haven't lost your touch for the dramatic and demonic!" A smirk crossed Naruto's face as he let the sweat drip out of his pores, he'd been holding back way too much youki and killer intent back in the arena and that was screwing him over. The thing he'd learned firsthand was that youki wasn't easy to control and that if one were to control it, they had to let it out when they felt strong emotions. Killer intent was easy to control, but since it no longer used chakra, it was harder to keep his energies on tight leashes.

He chuckled darkly, "Check and mate, fucker! I bested you for once, you pay up. Who was actually the Yondaime Hokage, and I don't mean Minato 'cause I know he didn't have the patience you or the previous two Hokage's before you had. So, who was running the show when Minato was wearing the hat for pictures?!" Hiruzen sighed and slumped against the wall in defeat. They'd started this game without, as far as they could tell, Jiraiya knowing three years ago and Naruto had finally beaten the former Sandaime Hokage.

"Uzumaki Kushina," Naruto's ears twitched in recognition and he lifted his head, panting from withholding his emotions earlier with one eye closed in concentration, but his single open eye contained his full attention and interest. "She was the actual Yondaime Hokage. Her dream had been to be the first female Hokage and, well, Minato granted her wish. All the decisions made by the Yondaime were hers. Kushina had the patience of a woman well into her fifties yet she was only twent-" The old man was interrupted by Naruto's honestly amused, dark laughing.

"She probably was already into her fifties by the time Minato was carved into the wall. Fun fact, Uzumakis don't age at the same pace as normal people. The Senju were distantly related to us so they carried that trait as well, only it had weakened immensely. Tsunade's appearance isn't entirely, a Henge. Her actual appearance isn't that far off from what she looks like with the illusion up. Anyway, the results of aging aren't visible to the naked eye right away." His words made Hiruzen's eyes widen in shock, he'd always been under the impression that Kushina was just very wise and responsible for a twenty-to-thirty year old! Naruto continued with a grunt of minor pain, making the old man move to help him before the Kitsunin wave him off with a glare.

"I'm twenty years old, as you well know, but the reason I didn't look my age earlier in life's 'cause I made sure I didn't look the part. Henge's simple after about the five-hundred-ninety-second time you've used it, but I'm able to take it a step farther by making the illusions real. When I transform into 'Naruko', as everyone's taken to calling her, I actually become a girl, ovaries, pussy and all! Anyways, the mention of the delayed aging thing's a freebie, doesn't count for the game! And, since I know you're gonna ask this, Uzumaki Mito's the much older sister of Uzumaki Kushina..." If the aging thing had thrown Hiruzen off, but what he'd just heard had literally given him a heart attack, making Naruto chuckle before kicking the laying-dead-still Hiruzen in the stomach with youki flowing through his leg.

Coughing was received for Naruto's efforts as he leaned back against the wall, arms crossed as the tension within himself had died down. "Y-You...Yo-You're...You're-!" A hand covered his mouth as Naruto silently and seallessly cast a jutsu that created a field of youki over the two of them, cloaking them from view and sensors as a team of overenthusiastic Chuunin from Hoshigakure ran past. "...I'm Senju Tsunade's uncle, yes..." After a few more moments after the team passed by them, Naruto removed his hand from the old man's mouth and deactivated the jutsu.

"How?!" Hiruzen asked anxiously, he was too old for this shit and his heart was making that all too clear to him. A sigh was his answer before Naruto answered calmly, even the Shodai Hokage hadn't known anything about this so it was a well kept secret, but since Hiruzen was an on-and-off ally he felt he deserved to know at least a little bit. "Since we age slowly and our sex drives are so high as well as high fertility rates, we're able to reproduce at damn near any age. Mito-sama was about...I'm gonna make a guestimate and say her early hundreds," The former Hokage coughed and held his aching chest as Naruto slammed a glowing claw against his stomach, knocking him into the wall with a bit of a bounce as he gasped for air.

"And Kushina was about sixteen by the time Minato was twelve...So I'd say their parents were about in their hundred fifties area. Now, before you ask 'HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?!', let me explain. Although our sex drives, slow aging and fertility rates are so high, our birth rate's basically shit. That's why we were wiped out to damn near extinction all those years ago, we were only about a hundred or so per clan and that's where we lacked: numbers. We had everything else to an exact science and art as one, but numbers was our only weakspot. So, every time there's a birth, nobody questions the parents' age, 'cause in our payday we were few and needed as many shinobi as possible. Visiting Uzushiogakure's really done a good thing for me, wow!"

Hiruzen was about ready to faint. First, his old grandson-figure bests him in their game of questions and dares. Second, he finds out that the 'boy's mother was in her fifties when his successor was in his thirties! Third, he finds out that the aforementioned grandson-figure was one of his student's uncles! And finally, his master's wife was in her hundreds by the time his master was in his eighties! A dark snicker escaped Naruto, making the old man look to him palely, "What's so funny now?! Are you dating one of your temporary students?!"

And now Naruto was outright cackling sickly, "KOKOKOKOKOKOKO-COME ON, OLD MAN, I'M NOT THAT SICK MINDED-KOKOKOKOKOKOKO!" (I wanted to give Naruto his own, original laugh sound like Orochimaru or Yoruichi or anyone else who's got a weird laughin' sound in the original dub.) It took a while for the kitsune-hearted soon-to-be Jounin to regain his breath, but he did it and said with an amused smirk, "I ain't gonna screw any of the Konoha no Juichinin, only exception's Mari-chan. She's wanting it," Before the older shinobi could say anything Naruto corrected himself. "I'm almost positive, okay? Anyway, we're close and she's fine being around me enough to beat me without fear of violent repercussions. Now, why is that what you ask when I know you've gotta better question?"

The man sighed in disappointment, Even after all these years he still hasn't figured it out... "Alright, here it is: why aren't you trying to maim me at the first sign of me?" He once more received a dark chuckling as an answer, "I can't kill you, first off, 'cause I'm not strong enough yet. Secondly, I need as many frenemies as I can get and tolerate. You're one of those few who I consider tolerable, don't take that for grant, got it?" A nod was all he got as the man disappeared in a plume of smoke, "...assholish, old man..."

Back in the stadium, everyone was still kind of in a daze. The Konoha Eleven was stunned. Naruto had called them possessions, had said they weren't his friends but were merely belongings to him! That cut deep, real deep for some of them. Hinata was heartbroken, actually heartbroken. Before when she'd heard the mention of her old crush having a kid she'd been hurt, disappointed, and altogether dejected by the fact that someone else had a child with him. But now...All she knew was that she had never known the man she'd claimed to have loved as a little girl, she had never known what love was.

The Kages, from the five major villages or smaller ones, were also hit pretty hard by the hostility in the Kitsunin's words. They'd all seen the Hell Jinchuuriki endured, but they hadn't an inkling that Jinchuuriki saw the population that way. "When there are no friends, there are only objects, others and ourselves..." The Hoshikage said solemnly. Naruto had helped him see the error in his ways as a leader and had repaid the young man with personal training. He owed that boy-no, young man-but he'd had no idea this was what he meant when he'd told him-"'I will never know the love a woman, the heart of a family, or the light of day. For I am nothing but a shadow of what I could have been...and that is all I ever will be...' I understand now, Uzumaki. Tsunade-sama," The buxom blonde looked to Akahoshi, the Hoshigaki, with a curious stare.

"Yes?" He turned to her, a mild glare. "Why was this allowed?! That young man has done several villages and Kages justice, why is it that the cruelty was allowed to progress to the level it has?!" His aggression wasn't unwarranted, but it was unnecessary. "I wasn't Hokage when Naruto was abused and neglected, I have no power over what the villagers did to him." "Then why aren't they being punished for their crimes?!" Was his sharp tempered remark, making Tsunade glare at him in warning. And he returned the glower with gusto, he knew of her legendary strength and his village had enough power to protect themselves from even her monstrous strength.

Another crater appeared in the middle of the arena before Naruto appeared in the center of it, as if the ground had felt his landing before he even got there. He looked up slowly, the epicness in the air becoming palpable, before he looked to the Kage with a serious scowl on his face with slitted, red eyes. "Mind if I take a feat of adaptability?" His question, although easy-spoken, was heard by everyone listening or watching. The Kage looked to him in surprise, that wasn't unexpected from him but that was the hardest feats anyone could take.

The 'simple' way of explaining it was that a shinobi or a few of them went in and...All Hell broke loose! Walls erected around Naruto as monsters found only in children's nightmares fell out of them, getting the Kitsunin to smirk ferally before he disappeared in a burst of natural speed. He appeared on top of the four walls as the structures started to change and grow faster than he moved, the monsters blowing up in fountains of blood until they disappeared in puffs of smoke. More monsters appeared then they vanished in place of humans, which Naruto destroyed with more vigor than he did with the monsters and ate one or two of their appendages happily.

Next came a black haired elf with a dark long coat, ethereal wings behind him as he slashed at Naruto with a fairy on his shoulders. "YUI!" Cried the pointy-eared, black haired warrior to the fairy on his shoulders to which she answered in kind, "CUE THE MUSIC!" (Wait WHAT?! *Yui appears outta nowhere and starts typing* Cue: DJ Snakes feat Lil. Jon-Turn Down for What) Fire engulfed the pointy-eared, duel-wielding swordsman before he leaped out as a large, blue, amalgamation of a goat, giant and a snake with glowing, red eyes and fiery breath.

In a deep, demonic voice he roared, "OUR FIGHT'S BEEN LONG OVERDUE, KITSUNIN!" All the transformed young man received was an incoherent, demonic roar in kind before the two of them charged at each other while Naruto turned into his six tailed form, matching the creature in size as they were both seven(Irony) to eight feat tall. They met in the middle, catching the clawed fist of the other in one hand with their other hand in the palm of their opponent.

Naruto's enemy swung his arms, tossing the large kitsune-man behind him for his powerful, scaled tail to thwack him into and through a wall. He went with the fling and rolled until he stood and turned around to find a buxom, brown haired, white battle-garbed young woman with a menagerie of weapons and tools with her. "Nice to see you again," Eyes widened, Naruto leaped above her just as she shot a barrage of energy bolts. "KITSU-KUN!"

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU PEOPLE!" A knife right past his face, making him duck his ears in so that they didn't get cut off because that was painful no matter how fast someone healed. He turned to his side to find a girl with cat ears, a cat tail, fluffy pigtails and a flying, blue, feathered...Mouse? "Pina, fire!" The squirrel sized creature released a barrage of fire balls from its mouth, making Naruto run up the wall before stopping right above the two and leaped with enough force to crush them as he landed.

A dust cloud erupted around him before his six tails swished around and dispelled the dust cloud, revealing a sixteen-ish year old girl with DD cup breasts sitting spread eagle in front of him, but naked. "Fuck me so hard I forget how to walk tomorrow, do I make myself clear?" Naruto's ears perked up at that as he smirked evilly, his youki and fox skull-covered face showing his grin become truly evil. "Get over here!" He said aggressively as he started to lather her in tender, slow licks all over her body while his transformed-to-enormous-size dick teased her entrance.

Placing his hands on her hips, he looked to her with his glowing, white eyes for permission and assurance that she was fine with this. After she nodded excitedly, the cowbells acting as her hair ties jangling loudly, he slowly inserted himself within the girl. Feeling her barrier, he leaned forward and opened his fox skull so he could lay down personal care to her breasts to ease the pain she would experience.

His tongue circled her large breasts from the bottom to the areolas, which he didn't even touch but got dangerously close to, teasing her to no end as she whimpered. She looked to him with tears in her eyes from the stretching her pussy was enduring and from his enormous dick pushing against her hymen. "Don't tease me, just please me!" A shake of the head no and a violent licking of her areola and nipples were what made her moan ecstatically, "You're gonna have me extra hard tonight, girly. But since we've only got fifty hours together, I'd suggest we make this as possible."

A nod was his answer as he started to press himself farther into her core, making her choke out a pained 'ow', before he broke through it and she screamed in agony. He started to kiss away her tears, having been in her position before he knew what she was going through and what he had needed during that time. Her tears slowly subsided and pleasure settled in, which she expressed by thrusting her hips up to him and tapping him on the back to continue, her legs wrapped around his large waist to keep him as close as possible.

He started with slow, careful thrusts into her core, making her quietly moan in bliss. Her breasts weren't safe, as the vulpine-minded psychopath opened his mouth wider than was humanly possible with a crack and engulfed her large breasts in his mouth individually before he started sucking on them. Moans became whimpers of 'go faster', 'don't tease', and 'please move more', but he wasn't having any of that until he felt she could endure it without dying.

It was nearly an hour later before she was begging him to move, because with as much pleasure as she felt, he wasn't making her feel enough until..."Ungh!" He started jackhammering her tight, little, soon-to-be sated body. Her whimpers became violent screams of ecstasy and uncontrollable lust, then he stopped abruptly as she tightened, which received him a glare of impatience while she started trying to pull him into her. He resisted of course, until he felt how strong she was and was pushed onto his back with her on top. "Now, on with the ceremony as per tradition!"

The dangerous gleam in her eyes made him utter a fearful whimper before the whole stadium began to shake like an earthquake. Naruto's screams were all people could hear and all they could see was rigorous pounding. Children's eyes were covered and their ears plugged while Jiraiya was scribbling down notes fast enough for the paper to burn. Most of the adult audience was unconscious from nosebleeds, but those who weren't were blushing enough that they should've passed out already. (Uncue music. Cue: Eminem ft. Rihanna-Monster.)

Isaribi muttered something quietly, making Kiba and Hinata look to the girl questioningly. "What was that, Isaribi-chan?" Hinata's words got the younger blunette to look up with a fiery blush sported, nearly beating the Blush Queen's by only a small margin. "I said that I'm glad I'm only fourteen..." And their eyes widened with shock and they blushed even more. Temari came up behind them, catching the young kunoichi's age and wanting to know what the Hell was going on.

"You look like you're seventeen, how are you-?" "The experiments she underwent against her will sped up her maturity, but slowed down her aging rate. Am I wrong?" Those words came from the blankly staring Anko leaning in the doorway with her arms crossed and a stick of dango in her mouth. A nervous nod was the answer, making the previous student of Orochimaru stroll over to her technical granddaughter and wrap her up in a caring hug. "It's alright to let people know what's bothering you, kiddo. The same shit happened to me, that's why I look like I'm still in my late teens to my early twenties when I'm only thirty."

Naruto was still screaming in bliss-infused pain while the girl's giggling and squealing was driving several people batshit crazy. In Konoha, the young woman with the neko mask and a man with spiky, green hair were watching the television in shock. "I thought you trained him well enough to resist those kind of atmospheres...!" Was the spiky haired man's irate grumbling, to which the purplette answered in equal ire, "I thought I did...But then again he's probably doing this just to get under our skin and get it over with!"

The man with spiky, green hair was named Bakuke Ageha. He was the former sensei of Itachi, Yugao, Shunsui and, in a way, Naruto. His attire consisted of a Jounin vest, grey-and-black camouflage pants, and an orange shirt that Naruto had got him to wear for years. There were several kunai pouches all over his uniform, the swirl of Uzu on the back being left untouched in honor of his blonde 'student's heritage. He was relatively dark skinned, and his students had always feared him for his Raiton affinity. Ageha's name and dark skin had received him ridicule throughout the village, but his students had given him the respect he'd always deserved and desired.

His most recent exploits had been helping Yugao get through her depression concerning her teammates and late lover. So far she'd been progressing through her depression just fine, but this reminded her how much time she'd lost with her distant relative/technical teammate. "When he gets back I won't stop you from using the good, old shinai! Now, let's just hope he-" A roar interrupted him as the environment of Naruto's feat changed.

Instead of the empty room he'd been fucked senseless in, he stood in an upside down Konoha where he was assaulted by shadows of all the shinobi he'd ever met in his life, living and not. He was struck by them at once, making him cough up blood and transform him back into a twelve year-old like when he was still a Gaiden during his first year in the Academy with his old friends. Hormones were swirling around in his system, his eyes glowing red and angrily at the shadows of the matured shinobi he'd known throughout his life.

His anger vanished as he heard the voices of his old teammates, laughing at his suffering and insulting him in warbled voices. "Yo-Yo-You're nothing bu-bu-but s u-useless sack of sh-sh-sh-sh-shit!" Was Yugao Shadow's quip, followed by Ageha Shadow's snarky, "F-Fucking De-Demon Brat!" Itachi Shadow and Shisui Shadow said as one, "G-G-G-Go back to H-H-H-H-H-Hell!" But it wasn't them that made him snap, it was Temari and Ino's shadows that broke him when they yelled, "MONSTER!" He'd always worn his mask of strength, his prideful visage had always been there to keep his weakness hidden. Shadow Isaribi then said calmly, "Yo-Yo-You really are e-e-e-e-e-e-evil."

And they kept screaming, each one different. 'Fox-spawn', 'Demon Brat', 'Monster', 'Kage Killer', and 'Villager Terror' were just a few phrases that reached him, but it wasn't the words, it was the voices saying them. Everyone watching the event who was still conscious could feel his pain, feel his heartbreak and tears as they streamed down his whiskermarked cheeks. Anko and Isaribi had wide eyes, Jiraiya was stewing inside, Yugao and Ageha were pissed off and trying not to go batshit on the entire village for hurting their favorite kitsune-hearted bastard, and the jinchuuriki were staring at the arena floor where Naruto's illusion was solid and expansive. Their appearance was of indifference, but they were right now stopping themselves from getting down there to stop the Hell their brother-in-torment was enduring.

Tayuya was being held down by Temari's fan and the rest of the Otogakure no Shinobi Gonin Shu so she didn't try anything suicidal, her Cursed Seal's marking spreading over her entire body before her horns grew and her skin darkened. "I'll kill the fuckers who're torturing my kin!" Her strength enhanced, she began to struggle harder until Jirobo began to drain her chakra. "Easy," He said cautiously, not wanting to piss her off even more. "He's gotta do this on his own, remember? You said that-"

"'Any trial met by a shinobi must be embarked by the one meeting it', I remember. But this...This is evil, even by the standards of sick motherfuckers like the Akatsuki who're after Pedo-sama's ass!" Her words weren't unfounded, for miles away, Itachi was fuming inside at the sight of his old rival being tortured on public television and for the words being spouted at him. He had always been a composed, intelligent individual throughout his life...But seeing the boy he'd once competed against as a Genin reduced to a teary-eyed, weakened state was just damn-near unforgivable.

The pain in Naruto's tears was still there as he turned his head from looking to the sky below him, up to the sky through the ground above him, his eyes closed. "If these words must be said..." He said quietly, getting up in the process as he was beaten and cut up by the shadows. With a sigh he growled out, "Then let them be said in death! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" His roar sent the shadows flying back, even the ones of stronger shinobi. The youki over his skin had been removed by their attacks, but he released enough to return to his six-tailed form, roaring in pained rage at the ones who'd dare insult him in the voices of that which was his!

In a burst, he appeared behind the Shadow Konoha no Juichinin, standing there with his claws drawn like he'd struck something. That's when black blood-like energy spurted out of the shadow beings behind him, "DEMON!" Was the unanimous scream of terror the shadow beings emitted, making the demonic grin on Naruto's face grow so much that it cracked his jaw so that his smile could reach his ears. A ball of energy started to form in front of and above him, at the tips of his tails until it became huge and shrank so that it was the size of a hacky sack.

The glowing white eyes of the Kitsunin glowed brighter, glee being a predominant emotion he felt as he swallowed the ball of energy. His body inflated, making the shadows of Kiba, Shisui, Ageha and several others. It was when he opened his mouth towards the shadows that they knew what he was doing, "SEE YOU IN HELL, SCUM!" His warcry heard, he fired. He fired. He fired. The shot was hard to miss, but its power made it seem like it was repeating in time, leaving a stunned public and fearful shinobi population.

Steam left his jagged toothed mouth, his smile dark, "The amazing thing is that when I'm younger, during puberty, I'm almost stronger. Hormones make the body work extra hard, extra fast and extra strong. So when you made me younger, putting me into an emotionally immature state, which was intelligent in theory, you sealed your defeat. Kage Nisemonos!" He reverted back to normal, the youki returning to within his body as he grew back to normal. His reversion done, he looked to the audience in the cameras and in front of him with a blank expression.

"Are you happy now?" The way he said this was devoid of emotion, even more terrifying than when he was furious. "'Cause I'm, done being some piece of amusement for the world! And I'm pretty sure the rest are too..." He stopped staring at the cameras and audience, making many people sigh in relief as he stalked away. But what nobody noticed was that his eyes were brimming with water, and just before his student could wrap her arms around him in a reassuring hug he disappeared in a burst of speed. (Cue: Awaken the Giant-I Fooled You/Nickelback-Lullaby. No shit 'bout the band, 'kay?! I grew up listenin' to their shit, so don't give me shit 'bout 'em!)

On the rooftop of the stadium stood a few figures. They were the 'opponents' from the feat of adaptability, and they were all staring down to the stadium somberly. "Will Kitsu-san be okay, Papa?" Asked Yui from the pocket of the black coated, onyx-haired swordsman. "I don't know, Yui, I really don't know. So, Hearthfire, how was he?" The girl with cowbells in her hair blushed and smiled gleefully, bouncing in place with a glow around her. "I FINALLY NAILED THE NINE TAILS!" She shrieked in a fangirly manner, making a man in a leather long coat with a cowl neck-hoodie appear next to her and ask menacingly, "You did what?!" The girl then had something else to shriek about, "DADDY?!" "IS HERE AND PISSED!" Was the man's words!

Back at the inn

Naruto crashed through the wall of his unused room, breaking down in sobs and whimpers of pain and betrayal. I knew I was gonna experience this at one time or another...-"SO WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!" That shout wasn't heard by anyone, the sobs and choking up stopping it from being heard by anyone outside the room. There he laid, on the floor in a heap of tears and hurt, feeling betrayed by himself for breaking down in front of the public. The words had hurt, but they didn't go any farther than skin level. It was the voices that broke the skin and drew blood, the voices of those he saw as family and those who he saw as his.

Tears ran down his face, stinging his eyes at the foreign feeling of crying. Eyes full of tears, he looked to his clawed hands, the idea seeming more and more appealing. Without any hesitation, he started clawing himself mercilessly, drawing blood and more pain. He started tearing himself up more, faster, harder, and feeling worse with each self inflicted strike. His intentions of the feat had been to prove he wasn't a pushover anymore, that he was a strong person who could take whatever the world dished out at him. Instead..."Instead, I just proved I'm an immature, weak, and nothing but a joke! DAMN IT!"

He raised his clawed fist and slammed it through the wall, making screams ensue on the other side. "Yeah, run away from the Demon! It's not like there's more to this 'Demon' than appearances and status!" His claws started to glow, his pain drawing youki to his claws unintentionally, but he didn't give a damn. All he knew right now was that he was a failure and that he'd let the Shadows' words get to him, proving that he wasn't worth even a second glance.

A growl started to grow in his throat, deepening until it became a roar that carried his sorrows throughout the entire hidden village on the winds. In the arena, one set of ears heard it for what it was, a plea for help. "...I, uh, I've got something I want to check. That okay with you, Dusty Tails?" Temari turned to the one addressing her and nodded, muttering to her son that his father just needed some time alone. The other weapons were with her, in the bag she'd brought along so that they could see their father cause mayhem.

The wall had more holes in it now, the sounds of sobbing on the other side as a fist crashed through the wall right in front of her face. "Naruto-kun?" Ino said softly, getting the Kitsunin on the other side to roar at her through the wall's several holes, which made her hair flail around. "Just leave me alone! Don't you know better than to get close to the Demon?! Shouldn't you be at the arena, watching the 'love of your life' beat some poor ninja to death?!" And he come would to regret that comment because the moment he said it, Ino kicked open the door, sending him flying with wide eyes into the hole-in-the-wall across from him. "OH SHIT, WHY?!"

Just as he was about to fall, Ino ran and caught him by the foot, "First off: Why's Isaribi-chan glad she's only fourteen when she looks like a seventeen year old?! Secondly: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?!" A whine of fear was all she received before she started to shimmy herself back, pulling with her a kind of reluctant Kitsunin. Once they were safe from falling 'to their deaths', Ino pounced on the bastard that made a wisecrack about her former crush.

"Now, what was that about 'watching the love of my life beating some poor ninja to death'?!" She asked menacingly, getting Naruto to just stare at her blankly before sniffing her like an animal would a piece of food before eating it. A blush made its way onto her face from the close proximity she'd brought him to, close enough for him to lick her knowing how he acted. He looked to the ceiling like he'd be able to see through it, "If there's a god strike me down now." As if the world was just going to screw with him, someone in the village screamed-"FUCK DAT!"

Groaning, Naruto looked to her and started sniffing her some more, "Stop sniffing me you perv!" He didn't even smirk at that, "I'd normally say 'I can't, you smell too nice', but I'm not even sure that's the reason right now...Why aren't you running away, screaming that 'the Demon has raped' you or that 'the Demon tried to eat' you? That's what everybody else would do!"

At that point, Ino was done with this 'Demon' shit already. "SNAP OUT OF IT!" She yelled with a slap to the redhead's face, stunning him and everyone at the door watching the blonde straddling the redheaded psychopath. "YOU'RE NOT A GODS DAMNED DEMON, NARUTO-KUN! YOU'RE A LIVING, BREATHING, MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN BEING WITH A SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL ILLNESS! SO GET A GRIP OR I'LL...I'll..." "'I'll' what, Ino-chan? Beat me to death, can't do that, can't die easily. Give me a tongue lashing, that happens to me all the time and in the bedroom it's not something that teaches a lesson but to be even more of a dick. So, what will you do to me?"

Naruto's question made Ino stop and sit there, on his pelvis in thought, not even taking notice of the bulge underneath her core. "I'll...I'll..." He sat up, looking her in the eye with a cocked eyebrow of curiosity, "Yes?" "I'll...SCREW IT!" She...

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THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' WRAP LADIES, GENTS AN' OTHER! I know y'all're pissed that I haven't posted in a while, an' I'm sorry, but shit's not comin' to me right away like it did early on. So postin's probably gonna be slow from now on, an' I know this chapter sucked ass. Believe me, I know. Also, the little bit with Ino at the end, I'm A SICK, SADISTIC SONUVABITCH, SUE ME! HAHAHHAHAHA-SCISCISCISCISCISCI! Y'all're just gonna have to bear through it 'til the next chapter. The reason this chapter sucked's probably 'cause my inspiration for this shit was watchin' my younger cousin dancin' to outta tune to a song that I can't really stand yet can't ignorre 'cause it's just that annoyin'!

I think my attempts to be entertainin' aren't that great, after all my writin' sucks. Anyway, my stories all interconnect, it's a style I've wanted to try out for a while an I'm gonna roll with it 'til I get bored an'/or can't think of anymore plot twists to bring into this shit. If ya've read Fairy Tail's Lost Dragon than this story's got a hint from there, see if any'f ya can figure it out! Not a lotta questions I can think of to answer right now, none that are relevant anyway. So, as always: R&R, no flamin' my ass, constructive criticism, an' SEE YA-GOOD NIGHT!