((Majin: The manga Midori no Hibi/Midori Days is a love comedy where a high school student wakes up with a girl on his hand. Said girl is normally shy, but as a hand, she can lift heavy machinery by herself and is very open with her feelings. It's most likely the product of a wish of love.

Guest: There's already a Sonic/Kill la Kill story by someone else. Just having recently finished Lost World, I realized that there is a slight chance that the Deadly Six are...))

Maiko Ogure looked down at the unconscious Elite Four and the Student Council President. She then turned her head to the other Two-Star Club Presidents.

"Hey, who was in charge of the poison?" Naturally, the Science Club President raised his hand. Maiko frowned. "Seriously? The one club with access to acids and stuff you shouldn't drink, and you gave them the only liquid that turns them into animals? How hard is it to invent something to kill someone with liquids made to kill?"

"Very hard." The president muttered something that sounded like something out of a detective manga. "Why can't we just snap their necks?"

"Because half of them no longer have necks. Now it'll just look suspicious if five animals were murdered here." Maiko shook her head. "Look, you guys go out and get rid of them, okay? I'll go and report the mysterious deaths of our Student Council and make sure things don't fall into anarchy. We need to establish rule as quickly as possible."

As Maiko Ogure left the room, she was relieved that the plan was somewhat intact. Surely the other Presidents could not mess this up, right?

Right?

Barazou Mankanshoku arrived home late. He was a doctor by trade, if only in name, but to feed the family, he also works as a trash collector, unofficially. He'll sort out the technically-edible bits from the trash and then leave the rest of the trash out for the trash collectors to pick up. Checking the back, he sifted through the black plastic bags and the white canvas bag...

"What the?" Barazou opened up the white bag. Inside, he could make out a snake, a toad, a monkey, a dog, and an eagle. "Huh, I guess we're eating exotic tonight. The mutt's a bit mangy, though."

The dog opened its eyes. "Who are you calling a mangy mutt?"

"Ah! Talking demon dog!" Barazou scrambled back.

"Talking demon dog?" He turned and was face-to-face with Guts. They both yelped and ran, causing the rest of the bag to spill.

"Enough!" Barazou gazed up. In front of the only working street light was an eagle.

Barazou opened his mouth like a fish several times. There was only one bird that could carry herself like that. "L-Lady Satsuki?"

"Who else could it be?"

It seems that the other animals either could not talk or were too stunned to talk, so Barazou bravely spoke up as he moved his hand. "Can you wave your hand in front of you?"

"Of course I can. Why do you-" Satsuki squawked and fell as she noticed her feathery wings. Fortunately, Uzu the monkey caught her, and she righted herself back up. "What...How...Explain this!"

"I don't know, I found you like this! I wasn't going to eat you or anything." Barazou squawked. The Four Elites gathered their wits and growled at him. "Please, what would the school think if their Student Council acted like animals?"

Satsuki sighed as she thought it through, beckoning her Elites to back down. "You're right. If the school realizes we lowered our guards to become...these, the foundations of the school will be questioned. Fine, but you're coming with us too."

Barazou looked around. "Wait, me?"

"The facilities are designed to be opened and closed by humans. I can alter the DNA registration, but we need human parts for the physical part of the security." The mutt known as Inumuta pawed his glasses. "We do not want anyone else to know about this or the workings of the school, nor can we trust anyone else at this point."

"Of course, we will repay you for your aid." Barazou shut his mouth and shook Satsuki's wing.

"You can count on me!"