I'm watching prisoner of Azkaban and despite it being my favourite I forgot how BLOODY ANNOYED I GET like NO HE'S INNOCENT and FFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU PETER and LUPIN NO etc etc

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"Sirius, it's 4am. Why are you awake?" James said walking into Sirius's room.

"I could ask you the same thing."

"I have a 1 year old child Pads, why do you think?"

"Oh yeah."

James flopped onto the floor next to Sirius, "Seriously, are you alright mate?"

Sirius sighed and put down the photo of James, Remus, Peter and himself on their last day of 7th year, "I just… I can't believe he'd do that, y'no?"

James picked up the photo and cast a spell, effectively removing Peter from it. "I'm as confused as you are. But he always was one to look for someone to admire, wasn't he?"

"I just wish I could say that I always suspected him and that I never really liked him. But he was one of my best friends, and I would've trusted him with anything."

James flashed him a half-hearted smile, "Well, at least we know now."

Sirius hesitated a moment, "He's in Japan."

"I-What?"

"He wrote to Frank. Said he had wanted to go travelling for ages but was too scared, what with Voldemort in power and everything."

"Why would he write to Frank?"

"Well, Frank didn't know who was the secret keeper, did he? And I guess he didn't want to raise suspicion of fleeing the day after Voldemort was killed."Sirius stood up, "Anyway, I'm going to be now. So get out my room please. You have a wife."

He couldn't be sure, but James thought he heard a muffled sob as he walked back to his own room.

"And done!" Lily smiled, looking at her temporary bedroom wall.

"Lily Evans-" Sirius gasped.

"Potter, actually."

"Lily Potter, What the hell have you done to my house?"

"It's my bedroom now, Sirius."

"It's still my house!"

Lily had decided to make her and James's room a bit more… Homely. By this, I mean she had changed the walls to pastel blue, and the whole of one wall was covered in photos, muggle and wizarding alike. She had sectioned off a small corner for harry, where she had placed his cot, a bookshelf, and multiple wall decorations.

"Isn't it lovely?"

"It's… Not my taste." Sirius said.

"Well your taste is plain black walls, Sirius."

"Sirius NO." James shouted, walking into the living room only to be met with the sight of a black dog walking round with a baby on its back. "SIRIUS."

Harry fell off and started screaming.

"Hmph. Spoilsport." Sirius muttered, transforming back into a human. "He was having fun."

"Well I'm sure it was all fun and games until he FELL OFF and hit his head!"

James rushed over and picked up Harry.

"You're no fun, Prongs."

"Shut up, Padfoot. You have injured my son, go away."

"Awwww but JAAMES-"

"Shh, it's okay Harry, stupid ugly Padfoot won't hurt you again."

"WELL FINE, I SEE HOW IT IS."

James glared at Sirius, still rocking the infant.

Sirius walked out, "Hmmmmph"ing all the way.

"James, you haven't seen my new jeans by any chance – Oh, what happened?" Lily exclaimed, rushing over.

"He just hit his head."

"Oh his hair looks so messy!"

"I think it looks amazing."

"I'm going to try and tidy it." Lily muttered, taking Harry and muttering a spell.

Harry's hair turned green.

"Lily, what have you done NOW!" James said, "Now he looks like a pumpkin thanks to you dressing him in orange."

"I didn't mean to!"

"Well turn it back!"

"I can't! it's not working!"

"Oh let me try!"

"It was an accident oh Merlin what have I done now!"

-Poof-

Harry's hair turned brown again.

"How'd you do that" Lily asked.

"With my amazing charm and good looks and pure talent."

"Of course."

"Sorry for snapping at you."

"It's okay."

"I love youuuuuuuuuuuu."

"I know."

"You're meant to say it back."
Sirius ran back into the room, "Having some alone time, are we? Shall I save your small child from anything that may happen-"

Lily glared at him.

"Anyway, I was going to ask, can I take Harry out somewhere"

"I-Well, where, and why?" Lily replied, suspiciously.

"Oh, just to Hogsmede, you know, for some Godfather-and-Godson bonding time…"

"Well, as long as you don't do anything stupid, then yeah, okay. Be back by 6."

"Umm, is 7 okay?"

"…Fine."

"Okay, Harry, I know that you can't even speak properly, but you cannot tell your mummy where we are going, okay?"

"Tell mummy!" Harry grinned.

"NO, Harry, do NOT tell mummy!"

"Tell mummy! Tell mummy!"

"NO HARRY."

"Not tell mummy?"

"Yes, NOT tell mummy. And don't tell Daddy either."

"No tell mummy or daddy?"

"Very good."

"Unc' Moony!"

Remus was walking down the path towards where Sirius and Harry were standing (Which was in the middle of the pavement)

"Hello, Sirius. Hello Harry-"

"'ELLO UNC' MOON!"

"How was your day Harry?"

"Remus, he is 1 and a few months. He probably doesn't even understand that." Sirius cut in.

"Anyway, how did you manage to convince Lily?"

"I didn't?"

"Wait, you just took Harry?"

"No, but Lily and James possibly think we are going to Hogsmede, and not a Quidditch match."

"Why didn't you tell her!"

"Oh don't be stupid Moony, as if Lily would let me take her 1 year old child to an arena where millions of people are."

"I don't feel good about this…"

"Well too bad, because we're going anyway!"

"How are we getting there?"

"Well , I was planning on getting the Knight Bus."

"NO BLOODY WAY, PADFOOT. I am not taking a 1 year old child on that mad wagon."

"Oh, It's not that bad, and Ernie is a very nice old man."

"Ernie might be a very nice old man, but he still can't drive!"

"Well, how else do you propose we get there?"

Remus thought for a moment, "We could fly."

"Are you suggesting we plonk Harry on a broomstick?"

"No, you idiot, Harry could fly in the sidecar of your motorbike and I'll fly on a broom."

"Oh. Yes, I knew that. BUT WAIT, there's no parking-"

Remus rolled his eyes, "Sirius, we're wizards. We don't need parking, we can just shrink them down and put them in our pocket."

Sirius just glared.

"So are you rooting for Scotland or Wales?" Sirius grinned, as they arrived at the stadium, "I'm rather hoping that Scotland win, to be honest."

"Yes, same. What do you think, Harry? Scotland or Wales?" Remus said.

"Wee-Wee!"

"No, Harry, Wales. Say it, Wales."

"Wee-Wee!"

"No, Harry, Waaayyyy-allllsssss."

"WEE-WEE!"

"Umm… Moony. I think he means wee-wee." Sirius looked very scared/concerned.

"What?"

"REMUS HELP I'VE NEVER CHANGED A NAPPY BEFORE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HELP ME OH GOD WHAT IS THIS WHERE ARE THE TOILETS."

"Pa-foo, Wee-Wee!"

"HELP ME I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER CHANGED A NAPPY BEFORE OH MERLIN HELP!"

Sirius was getting a lot of looks now, half weird, and half pitying looks from mothers.

"Sirius, the toilets are over there, it can't be that hard…"

"I FORGOT TO BRING SPARE NAPPIES REMUS HELP ME WHAT DO I DO"

"Padfoot, calm down, you can just magic one, and it can't be that difficult, now just go and change it and be over with."

"WEE-WEE!"

Sirius let out a sound of despair and ran to the toilets, looking very scared as he had no idea what to do.

Remus waited outside the toilets, looking like a loner.

"Uh…" Sirius exited the stalls, holding a very uncomfortable-looking child with bulging clothes.

"Sirius, I'm sorry but you have not done it right."

"I tried!"

"Oh, let me do it." Remus rolled his eyes, and took Harry back into the toilets.

He returned with a very normal-looking, happy Harry.

"How did you do that."

"Sirius, I am a wizard. And you are an idiot."

"Oh yeah… Forgot I could've used a spell."

Suddenly, the music stopped and the minister's voice echoed over the stadium, "Welcome to the 450th Quidditch world cup!" Followed by a loud round of applause.

"Oh crap, we need to get to our seats!" Sirius said, running ahead, leaving Remus standing alone holding Harry. "Hurry up!"

Remus sighed and trailed after Sirius, finally finding their seats and sitting down.

"INTRODUCING… SCOTLAND!"

The Scottish team zoomed onto the pitch, and blue and white fireworks exploded in the sky. The crowd roared, although there were some audible boos. Sirius jumped up and started screaming, earning some annoyed looks from the family next to them, and Remus had to mutter "I'm so sorry," as Sirius nearly punched them in the face.

"WALES!"

The Welsh sped onto the pitch, earning a massive reaction from the crowd and fireworks in the shape of a Welsh Dragon exploded in the sky. Sirius sat down again and booed.

"The snitch is released… AND THE GAME BEGINS!"

"Unc' Moony…" Harry squealed, looking up and the werewolf, "Pa-foo loud."

"Yes, Padfoot is being VERY LOUD, isn't he Harry?" Remus muttered, looking over at the screaming man sitting beside him.

"Emilia McDonald earns 10 points for Scotland!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Sirius shouted, standing up and waving his flag about.

"Shush, Pa-Foo!"

"You shush, Harry!" Sirius glared at the child.

"Sirius, stop glaring at the baby."

"He's not a baby, he can talk! And he's very clever too." Sirius snapped.

"…Tell mummy!"

"NO HARRY, YOU CANNOT TELL YOUR MUMMY."

"SHUSH, Pa-foo!"

"I'm sorry, is a 1 year old blackmailing me?"

"And Graeme Davies earns 10 points for Wales! It's all evening out now- OH! Emilia scores another 10 points for Scotland!"

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Sirius roared.

"Unc' Moony, tell Pa-foo SHUSH!"

"Padfoot, shush." Remus laughed.

"What a game, I can't believe Scotland's come back after losing 100-40, and when McCaan caught the Snitch, WOAH that was amazing!" Sirius chattered, as they started walking back down the path to his house.

"Yes, it was rather good, I agree." Remus smiled.

"Now, remember Harry," Sirius said as they neared the door, "Tell Mummy HOGSMEDE."

"Hoggey Meed."

"Yes, Hoggey Meed."

Sirius opened the door and walked in, followed by Remus (Who was carrying Harry)

"Hello! Did you have a good time?" Lily smiled, taking Harry.

"Oh YEAH, it was great, Harry really enjoyed himself!" Sirius said.

"Awww, did you have a good time at the shops with Padfoot and Moony, Harry?" Lily asked the one year old.

"Yes Harry, at the SHOPS!" Sirius said.

"Shush, Pa-Foo."

"Your favourite shop was Zonkos!"

"SHUSH, Pa-Foo!"

"You loved it!"

"Tell Mummy."

"Tell mummy what?" Lily asked.

"I don't know!" Sirius said, quickly.

"Harry, do you want to come play with Uncle Moony?" Remus cut in.

"Play Kidditch?" Harry smiled.

"Uhh, yeah if you want."

"Yes! Play Kidditch! Like we went today!"

"Uh, WHAT. Where did you go today, Harry?" Lily said.

"Me, Unc' Moony, Pa-Foo go KIDDITCH!"

"SIRIUS BLACK, I WILL KILL YOU!"

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