I'm not sure if the third oneshot is considered a yaoi, but I do know that I also do not own TMNT. Also, the fanfic mentioned in it is made up to prevent confusion.

*Maternal Instincts (sequel to Little Lullaby)*

After they left Vipera's bedroom to let her sleep, Pythor turned to Pamela.

"I wish to thank you for comforting Vipie," he said to her. "It really means a lot. I could've sworn that you have a bit of Boanya in you."

"Oh, I would say that," Pam giggled. "Actually, I think it could be maternal instincts." Pythor simply wrapped his arms around her and looked down at her with a loving smile.

"Still, thanks," he said before pulling her into a kiss which she happily returns. When they parted, he held his lips to her ear.

"If you say it's maternal instincts," he purred, "perhaps we should try them out with a little one of our own." He jumped back with a yelp when Pam gave him a ticklish pinch in the side.

"Don't even think about it~" she teased, wagging her finger at him to make him pout.

*Escaping the Generals (sequel to Fighting the Torture)*

Lloyd struggled in the coiled grip of Acidicus as he and Skalidor made their way through the hall. He just had to get away from them, but how?

"Oh, quit struggling," Acidicus groaned to the boy. "You should be happy that we're taking you back to your father. Once you two are together, you'll finally spend some well-deserved father-son time."

"Yeah," Skalidor stated, "like playing some one-on-one basketball, going to the movies, striking terror into the hearts of a nearby village…"

"How is that considered quality time?" Acidicus asked, turning to the Constrictai with an arched eyebrow.

"Well, if we take him to his dad," he answered, "Garmadon might make him evil again. That way, Lloyd won't reach his true potential and defeat him." The Venomari thought about it.

"You got a good point there now that I think ab—OW!" He cried out when Lloyd bit down hard on his tail, forcing him to let go.

"What happened?!" Skalidor cried as his green comrade took his sore tail into his hands.

"He bit my tail!" he snapped. "That kid came close to taking a clean chunk out of it!" Skalidor winced at the sight of the red bite marks that look as though they're going to bleed slightly. Just then, a thought came to him.

"Uh, Acidicus…who's holding the kid?" All six snake eyes went wide with realization before they turned around…Lloyd was gone!

"Aw, darn it!" Acidicus cried before heading down the hall they came through. "Garmadon's not going to be happy about us letting Lloyd give us the slip."

"What do you mean 'us'?" Skalidor snapped, following after him. "You were the holding him!"

*Female Kai*

While Skales was watching the news while reclining on the sofa, Pythor sat in his armchair, surfing the web on his laptop. Skales turned to him slightly and noticed that the Anacondrai has a weirded out look on his face.

"You okay?" Pythor turned to him with a surprised sweat-drop.

"Uh, yeah," he answered, "it's nothing." The Hypnobrai wasn't buying it.

"Pythor…" Said Serpentine sighed in defeat.

"Alright, alright, I'm reading some fanfics on ! You happy?" Skales just arched an eyebrow at him.

"Why is that making you look like you've witnessed someone grow an extra limb or something?"

"It's this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfic I'm reading. The turtles were gender-bent."

"Gender what?"

"It means they were turned into female turtles. I mean, can you imagine what the ninja would look like if they were turned into girls?"

Skales then thought about it. Knowing Kai, he'd have long brown hair…eyes sparkling like garnets…a fine slim figure…a fiery smile…a cute red kung-fu kimono with fire patterns or that cherry blossom pattern…

"Skales, are you okay?" The Hypnobrai opened his eyes to see Pythor looking at him with worry. "You're nose is bleeding." Skales touched his nose slightly and saw a little blood on the fingertips. With a cry of surprise, he quickly grabbed a tissue.

"You were thinking about one of the ninja as a cute girl, weren't you?" Pythor asked flatly as his friend held the tissue to his nose.

"Uh…maybe…"

…

"Awkwaaard~" Pythor replied before returning to his laptop.

This is why I didn't want to discuss it with him in the first place.