Today is All Saints Day, the day after Halloween. Hope you had fun last night. Anyway, the second and third oneshots are yaoi, so if you're not comfortable with yaoi, feel free to skip.

*Serpentine Ninja (sequel to Costumes)*

"Okay," Pam said to Pythor and the Generals as they headed over to the Bounty. "When we meet up with the others, don't be offended by their choice of costumes."

"Why?" Skalidor asked. "What's wrong with their costumes?" He soon got his answer when they saw the ninja. Kai was dressed like a Fangpyre, and Jay was dressed like a Venomari. Cole was dressed like a Constrictai, and Zane was dressed like a Hypnobrai. And Lloyd was dressed like Pythor with a red cape.

"Oh, real cute, you guys," Acidicus grumbled, earning him a backslap on the arm from Pam.

"Uh, where's Nya?" Pythor asked.

"Right here." They all turned to see Nya walk up to them, dressed as a female Venomari wearing a Jessica Rabbit outfit. Jay's jaw dropped with a slight squeak before he fainted with hearts in his eyes.

"I told ya it was gonna make him faint," Kai said to his sister with a laugh.

"You think that was funny?" Skales chuckled, thumbing at Pythor. "Pythor reacted the same way when Pam came over to pick us up."

"Right now," Pythor groaned, "I don't wanna hear it."

*Make-Out Interruption (sequel to Why Me?)*

Skales smirked through the kiss as Cole returned it to him. He had a feeling that he still couldn't resist his hypnotic hold. Now that he's been made General, he's stronger than before. And his tail has come in handy in holding his Black Ninja while exploring his body with both hands.

Cole meanwhile was trying to fight the hypnosis, but Skales' tongue exploring his mouth was distracting him. Not to mention his scaly hands running up and down his arms and sides was feeling good. He even whimpered when Skales pulled away from him.

"M…Master…"

"Shh…" the Hypnobrai whispered softly. "It's alright, my Black Ninja…I'm still here…" He then tugged down on the collar of Cole's shirt and started to kiss and nibble on his bare neck. Cole gasped and shuddered at the gentle ecstasy on his neck, wrapping his hands the best he could around the snake's blue waist.

"You like that…" Skales whispered huskily as he held the human closer to his chest. "Don't you?"

"Ye-Yes…" Cole whimpered, his face now red. "I beg you…Master…Don't stop…so good." Pleased with this request, Skales loosened his grip on his arm on purpose, and Cole wrapped it around the back of his hooded neck to hold him.

He now has him right where he wants him. Cole is now his, and there is nothing that is going to stand in his way…

"COLE!"

TWACKAM! Skales suddenly felt a pain in the side of his head and saw stars flying all over the place before finding himself on the ground. In his dazed state, he turned and saw the other ninja rush to their friend's side as he started to collapse.

"Cole, are you alright?"

"Quick, how many fingers am I holding up?"

"Aw, gross! Is that a hickey on your neck?" Cole didn't seem to have noticed his brothers as he started to call out to his master, but they took him away anyway, leaving behind a fuming Skales.

I'll get you back again, Cole. I swear it.

*Acting Weird (sequel to Female Kai)*

As Skales was slithering down the hallway, he thought about what Pythor told him about a gender-bent version of the ninja. And just thinking about it's gotten him thinking about Kai as a girl.

The Hypnobrai shuddered and clutched his stomach. Why is he thinking about it now? Why does thinking about Kai get him acting weird in his stomach? He couldn't be…could he?

"Skales, you okay?" Said Serpentine jumped with a surprised yelp and turned to see Kai standing behind him.

"K-Kai!" he said to him with a slight blush. "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine…Just feeling a little under the weather, but I'm okay now." His blush grew deeper when the Red Ninja placed his hand on his scaly forehead.

"You sure?" he asked. "Your face is red…huh, doesn't feel like a fever, but maybe you should lie down for a bit." Skales gulped slightly as the human pulled his hand away.

"Uh, yeah…maybe I should." He then turned to Kai again and asked him the one question he didn't want to without thinking straight. "Uh, Kai, have you ever wondered what you would look like if you were a girl?"

"What?" Kai asked with shock. Realizing what he just asked him, Skales covered his mouth with an "Eep!"

"N-Nothing! Forget I asked that!" He then slithered away with his face now purple from the blush mixing with his blue scales, muttering "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" Kai just watched after him with eyes wide with surprise.

"Where did that come from?"