I understood that some people were asking what happened to my Silverwing Fanfic Prince of Darkness, Starwing of Light. I regret to inform you that had to remove it because of mature content, which I don't get myself since they didn't remove my other M-rated fanfics for it. Sorry for the bad news, but please enjoy this week's oneshots (warning: third one might be a yaoi; feel free to skip).

*Cowboy Casanova (starring Rattlesnake Jake and Rango from Rango)*

In the town of Mud, the ninja and Serpentine Generals (shrunk down to the size of the residents) were walking with Sheriff Rango down to the other end of the town. They're still in shock that everything from the movie Rango is for real. Well, then again, they've seen a lot of crazy things before right now.

"Ya know, Miss Pam," Rango said to her, "I 'preciate you an' yer friends comin' here…although it was unannounced. We could us all the help we can get."

"Why's that?" she asked.

"Well, we've a situation at 'nother town, but my posse wouldn't go with me."

"Why not?" asked Jay. Suddenly there was gunfire as something like a machine gun blasted at the sheriff sign above their heads. With cries of surprise, they all hit the deck.

"What the—" Kai cried out as Rango stood up again with a growl of frustration.

"That's why." The chameleon then turned to the front of him and yelled out at whoever was close by as the others stood up again. "Jake, fer cryin' out loud! I asked ya nicely not to do that again; I just replaced the last sign you blasted off!"

The group looked up and gasped when they saw the larger creature slithering up to them…Rattlesnake Jake, the Grim Reaper of the West and the "brother" of Sheriff Rango. Lloyd hid behind the petrified Cole as the large diamondback stopped before the sheriff with a dark smirk on his face.

"Sorry, brother," he purred, bringing his smoking gun-tail to the side of his head. "Just thought I'd…make an entrance." He then blew away the smoke seeping up from the gun before giving him a dark chuckle. He then turned to the ninja and Serpentine and smirked at how intimidated they are when his fiery red/gold gaze burns into their very souls…

But then he blinked with surprise when he turned to Pam. She isn't looking at him with fear or intimidation at all. All she's doing is gazing up at him with admiration and a smile to boot. It's like she's been waiting all her life to meet him in person. Then again, she kinda did since she's a Rattlesnake Jake fangirl.

"Say, Rango," he said to him, "this gal here doesn't seem to be scared o' me." The sheriff turned to Pam with surprise.

"Oh, Pam?" he replied when he got it. "Well, she ain't scared o' snakes. In fact, she's a snake lover." He then thumbed at Pythor and his Generals. "Ya can tell by the way she gets along with these guys." Jake then looked up at the Serpentine, who waved at him with nervous smiles/chuckles, before turning a charmed gaze to Pam.

"So yer into snakes, are ya?" he asked before gently taking her hand with the tip of his tail. "Then I guess we're gonna get along just fine, baby girl." He then kissed it, making Pam giggle with a blush.

"Well, aren't you a Cowboy Casanova," she replied as Pythor's face went from nervousness to shock.

"Uh-oh," Zane said to Rango. "I think Pythor's gotten himself a rival."

"Huh?" the chameleon replied. "What makes you say—"

"Let me at 'im! Let me at 'im!" They watched with surprise as a fuming Pythor lunges out at the surprised Jake while Skalidor and Acidicus held their leader back.

"Does that answer your question?" Fangtom asked the sheriff.

"Uh, Lloyd?" Skales said to the boy. "You might want to take cover behind the trough; this could get ugly."

*Serpentine Robin Hood*

Alura and Fangtom smiled as their twelve-year-old daughter Ocea got herself ready for her first archery lesson. With her green archer's uniform, she looks somewhat like Merida from Brave. However, she also has on an archer's cap like Robin Hood. Beside her to give her lesson was Skales, smirking at how much his first-born niece has blossomed into a great student.

"Okay, Ocea," he said to her as he helped her with the bow and arrow, "the first thing you have to remember when shooting an arrow is to keep your eye on the target and keep your arms steady before letting the arrow fly."

"Okay, Uncle," she said, holding her bow as her uncle had shown her before.

"I couldn't believe it," Alura chuckled. "Only twelve years old, and already our little girl's learning how to let an arrow fly."

"I know," Fangtom said. "And before you know it, she'll be beating her uncle at an archery tournament."

"Hey, I heard that!" Skales called up to them with a laugh. Ocea just laughed as well at the joke.

*Kai's Answer (sequel to Acting Weird)*

Kai soon found Skales out on the deck, looking out at the horizon with a frown. He must still be embarrassed about the question he asked him earlier. Thinking this, he went up to the Serpentine.

"Skales?" The Hypnobrai turned and cried out with surprise when he saw the Red Ninja there.

"K-Kai! Sorry, but I—" Kai grabbed his wrist before he could make a brake for it, making a violet blush appear on his face.

"Skales, you're not leaving without an explanation," he said firmly. "I want to know why you've asked me that question about me being a girl." Seeing that he means it, Skales sighed in defeat.

"Alright…Pythor was reading a fanfic on the internet about the Ninja Turtles getting turned into female ninja turtles, and…it got me thinking about what you would look like as a girl. And it got me all…weird inside…" He then shut his eyes and braced himself for Kai's reaction.

"Well," he answered, letting go of his wrist, "I've been thinking about that myself." Skales opened his eyes with surprise to watch Kai turn to the horizon with some thought.

"I'm guessing that my hair will still be brown but much longer. My eyes will probably sparkle like garnets, and I'd have a fine, slim figure. I'd have a fiery smile to boot, and I'd wear a red kung-fu kimono. Course, I couldn't decide which pattern I'd like on it: fire or cherry blossoms."

"Whoa," Skales said in awe. "I've imagined the same thing." Kai turned to him with a smile.

"And you were thinking I'd look cute, didn't you?" he teased. Skales' blush deepened as he looked away.

"I didn't say that!" Kai just laughed in reply, and Skales soon joined him with a smile of his own.