First part is a parody of the campfire scene from Rango. I also don't own the games they talk about. The third one is a yaoi (I think), so feel free to skip.

*Playing Heart Games (sequel to Cowboy Casanova)*

It has been a few hours after the ninja and Serpentine left Mud alongside Rango, Rattlesnake Jake, and a few members of said sheriff's posse finally brave enough to travel alongside the Western Grim Reaper. Once it became close to sunset, they stopped to make camp for the night.

A short while later when the sun had almost vanished into the horizon, they were all gathered around the fire that Kai and Fangtom had put together and are now roasting marshmallows to make smores.

"You remember when we used to roast marshmallows with Dad, Nya?" the red ninja asked his sister. "I bragged that I could eat a whole ton of 'em."

"Yeah, I remember," Nya laughed, "and you ended up throwing them up when Dad announced he was gonna gut a fish for breakfast." She then imitated the barfing to make the others laugh but Kai glare at her.

"If it makes you feel better, Kai," the owl Ambrose said to him, "our bartender Buford claimed he one time coughed up an entire Dalmatian."

"Heh, that's nothing," Fangtom chuckled. "I one time coughed up an entire colony of giant vampire bats…they were looking at me rather awkwardly."

"Oh, yeah, I remember those guys," Skales replied with an awkward laugh. "Boy, were they nasty with what they eat."

"One of my Scouts tried to digest a critter's thigh bone once," Skalidor said…They all gave him an awkward look; even Jake stared at him like he suddenly turned into a demonic clown.

"You might wanna tell him to get that looked at," Cole replied, edging away from the Constrictai.

"I think I better go stretch my coils a bit 'fore things get nastier," Jake grumbled as he started to uncoil himself. He smirked at Pythor's direction as an idea came to his head, and he turned to Pam.

"Care to join me, Miss Pam?" The Yellow Ninja noticed the smirk and understood what he has in mind as Pythor gawked at them with disbelief.

"I love to," she answered, getting up and climbing onto Jake's back. Pythor then started growling with anger.

"Why you—" He then try to lunge out at the other snake as his Generals held him back, asking him to calm down.

"What's the matter with him?" Rango asked, thumbing at the enraged Pythor as Jake slithered off with Pam on his back.

"Oh, Pythor is seriously in love with Pam," Jay explained. "So he tends to get a little jealous when another guy flirts with her."

"A little?" replied Beans flatly as she watched Pythor flip out more.

"Hm…" Wounded Bird hummed. "Snake love triangle…intriguing. Our snake playing, of course."

"Huh?" asked Lloyd.

"I think he means that Jake is joking around with Pythor by flirting with Pam to get to him," Zane answered.

*Video Game Heroes*

Kai, Cole, Skales, and Skalidor were playing video games while Pythor was reading a book. As they were watching a cutscene, a thought came to Skales.

"Hey, guys," he asked. "These video games got me thinking…if we can be any one of these video game heroes, which would it be?"

"Oh, that's a good one," Cole answered with a bit of thought. "Well…I love Devil May Cry, so I definitely wanna be Dante."

"I'm into the X-Men games they have," Skales stated, "and Wolverine is my kind of character. He may be ill-tempered, but you got to admire his fighting skills. They remind me of my Fang Kwan Do."

"Well, I would definitely wanna be Squall Leonheart from Final Fantasy," Kai said with a smile. "I mean, if my Sword of Fire can shoot bullets like his Gunblade, that would rock!"

"I'd probably would wanna go for Kratos from God of War," Skalidor said. "The way he fights reminds me of the fights in the Slither Pit."

"Hmph!" replied Pythor, who was listening to their conversation. "Mere child's play if you ask me."

"Oh?" Kai asked with a smirk at the Serpentine not looking up from his book. "Well, which character would you be, Pythor?"

"Leon from the Resident Evil series," he answered as he turned a page. "I've played Resident Evil 4 already, and kicking some zombie tail was quite enjoyable." When there was no response, he looked up finally to see the game players staring at him in shock. "Oh, like you've never played that game! Come on, it's better than that Grand Theft Auto! Why shoot civilians unless they're the walking dead?"

*For You (sequel to Kai's Answer)*

It was already after sunset as Skales lied on the couch by the electric fire Jay invented, reading a Stephen King novel that Pythor recommended. Everyone else is out for the night and will be home late; the only one staying at home with him is Kai.

Kai…after their talk at the deck, Skales couldn't get his mind off of the red ninja. It's almost like he's developing feelings for him, but that's just crazy. He's a guy like he is; there's no way he's…well, you know. Besides, there's no way Kai would feel the same way towards the Hypnobrai…right?

"Skales…" The Serpentine's hood pricked up a bit at the sound of a musical voice. He looked up…and was in awe. Standing before him at the doorway in a flirty pose was Kai. No, not Kai…his female form. He (or she) matches the description they've talked about earlier, but his fighting kimono was both the fire pattern and the cherry blossom pattern.

"K-Kai?" Skales gasped as he dropped the book in awe. "What…What happened to you?"

"Acidicus made this potion for me before he left," Kai answered in "her" new lovely voice. "It made me a girl…just for you." "She" then advanced towards him slowly, making the Hypnobrai sit up and scurry back with a nervous blush.

"But…But why would you—" He stopped when the boy-turned-girl sat on the couch with him and placed a gentle hand on his violet cheek.

"I know about your feelings for me, Skales," "she" answered as "she" brought "her" face closer to his. "And the thing is…I feel the same way…" Kai then pressed "her" lips into his, and Skales returned the kiss without thinking as he wrapped his arms the red ninja…his red ninja…

Then he opened his eyes to find himself in his room…with a male Kai looking down at him.

"Hey, Skales? You o—" He jumped back with surprise when Skales cried out and fell out of bed. "Whoa, dude! What's wrong with you?" Skales shot up with his bed sheet hanging from his hood.

"Uh, sorry, Kai," he quickly said. "I…I had a crazy dream that freaked me out."

"Yeah," Kai said with a surprised look. "I noticed when you fell out of bed with a scream."