Well, tomorrow's Thanksgiving, so I'm gonna be pretty busy. Have a fun Turkey Day! Oh, the third oneshot is a another parody of that scene from TMNT where Raph is talking to Spike. And if you're wondering who Talona is, please read my fanfic "Heart of Malcho." Oh, and please send me a review of what you think of it.

*Butt Jokes (parody of scene from PoM episode Cat's Cradle)*

"Remind me why we're doing this?" asked Skales as he and Fangtom rub their rear ends against a tree.

"This is to test the ninja's tracking instincts," Wu explained as they finished up. "Sometimes, in order to track something, one must think like predator of the jungle."

"I…guess that makes sense," Fangtom replied before they, Lloyd, Cole, and Jay then took cover at the top of a tall rock close by. They then waited patiently until Kai and Zane appeared into the area. The two of them then looked around a bit before Zane knelt before the tree Skales and Fangtom were rubbing against before and taking a good sniff.

"Skales and Fangtom have been here alright," he then said to Kai as he stood up straight again. "No buts about it." Hearing what the Nindroid said, Jay covered his mouth and started to snicker.

"We must've fallen too far behind," Kai replied, looking around the area. "They must've shaken our tail, taken the rear exit, and cut around the backside." Jay's snickering started to get stronger.

"This ends here…" Zane concurred, taking a fighting pose alongside Kai. Fangtom turned to Jay as he started to chuckle uncontrollably.

"What's up with Jay?" he asked, thumbing at the Blue Ninja.

"Ida know," Skales answered. "I haven't seen any of the ninja act like that since that one time to Buttstown, PA." And on that note, Jay burst out laughing before falling back off the rock, the two Serpentine watching him with confusion.

*Respect*

Skales panted with exhaustion as he glared at the exiled Hypnobrai Cobra pinning him down. True to his word, he has returned to finish him off as he did Delvo. The General himself was surprised that he has gotten stronger.

"I see you've gotten stronger," Skales hissed at Cobra. "For once, I'm impressed."

"You should be," Cobra said with a sick grin. "I've been overworking myself to make myself stronger." Skales just scoffed in reply.

"That's real stupid of you," he stated. "You're only putting your own health in jeopardy. Even Slithraa would agree with me."

"Ha! That has-been couldn't even beat you in the Slither Pit! What does he know? But enough talk…time to die!" He then drew out a white-bladed dagger (the same dagger he used to kill Delvo) from its sapphire-studded scabbard and held it above his head to drive it into Skales. "Be sure to give Delvo my regards…" Skales just shut his eyes, knowing that his fate is sealed, and a small tear that sparkled like a tiny diamond strayed from the corner of his eye.

Delvo…I'm sorry, my brother.

"NOOO!" Skales eyes shot up with surprise just in time to see Lloyd tackle Cobra off of him, forcing him to drop the dagger onto the ground beside the General. Then Slithraa ran to his side to help him up.

"General, are you alright?!" Skales didn't answer but turned to see Lloyd get up and grab his Staff while Cobra started to get up.

"You'll regret doing that, you little—" Cobra didn't have time to finish his threat as Lloyd swung the Staff at him like a golf club and uppercut him in the lower jaw, causing him to fall off the edge of the cliff and down towards his doom at ten yards into the crashing waves of the shoreline.

As Lloyd panted with sweat on his face, Skales got up with a look of surprise. Seeing Lloyd standing there like a Warrior who has become victorious in a fight reminded him of when he was a Warrior himself. The boy is truly a fighter of fighters…and he has earned the respect of the General for that and for saving his life. Slithraa then watched as Skales picked up Cobra's dagger and slithered up to Lloyd, who turned to him with a calmer expression.

"General, are you okay?" he asked.

"I am," Skales said, "thanks to you." He then looked down at the dagger as he went on. "This dagger of Cobra's was the same one he had used to kill my brother Delvo. And yet it is Serpentine custom that the weapon of the defeated be passed on to he who defeated him." He then looked up at Lloyd and gently took the Staff from him before placing the dagger into the boy's hand. "Lloyd Garmadon, as the one who defeated Cobra and saved the life of the General of the Hypnobrai, I hereby place this dagger into your possession…and name you an honorary Warrior of the Hypnobrai Tribe." Lloyd smiled at Skales with surprise before nodding to him honorably.

"Thank you, General…I promise I'll make you proud."

*Romantico Malcho (starring Iago and Abu from Aladdin)*

"Mi amore…" Malcho said with a nervous blush on his face. "You and I have been lovers for a while now, and…I've been thinking things through the past couple of days…No, I am not leaving you for another. I'm simply saying that…Cosita, I love you with all of mi corazon, and you are the only one who can ever complete it…and I want to make your heart forever complete as well. And so I ask…" He then took out a red ring box and opened it to reveal a platinum golden ring with a multi-colored diamond on it. "Talona…te casarias conmigo?" He then looked at himself in the mirror and smiled, feeling confident that his proposal speech came out nicely.

"Awwww…" His eyes shot wide open, and he turned around sharply to see Skales, Pythor, Iago (on Pythor's shoulder), and Abu (on Skales' shoulder) watching him with smirks on their faces.

"Are you practicing your proposing to your gryphon girlfriend?" Iago asked as Skales and Abu tried to fight a snicker.

"No!" the Quetzalcoatl cried, his cheeks turning red with embarrassment. "Callate!"

"That's adowable," Pythor cooed, holding his claws together by his cheek in a swooning pose.

"Oh, can it, you goofballs!" Malcho yelled, throwing his pillow at them. Pythor and Iago ducked to dodge it before it hit Skales square in the face.

"Note to self," he then groaned as he rubbed the bridge of his nose with his wing. "Close and lock door before practicing speech."