Kermit looked over at the resident scientist. Whatever the doctor was building, it usually has a tendency to explode or attract things that explode. "Dr. Bunsen? What is that thing?"

Dr. Bunsen held up a remote. "Ah, I was thinking we should get more guests, so I invented a transdimensional wormhole generator that will pick up our guests from other worlds."

Kermit was worried, but before he could voice his opinion, Dr. Bunsen pressed the button. Five people wavered into existence, and the one who looked like she was in charge gazed around. "Inumuta, where are we?"

"It appears that we've teleported into the backstage of a theater." Houta and Dr. Bunsen shoved their glasses up. Houta stared at the scientist, slowly pushing his glasses up again. Dr. Bunsen simply felt the need to adjust his glasses by pushing it up.

Uzu gazed at the puppets. "Hm, there's no strings on them. They're probably made with Life Fibers."

"No, we're 100 percent cotton." Kermit argued. "And probably some foam as well."

Satsuki stared down at him. "Well, it wouldn't be right just to tear them up. We'll just look around and find the dangerous ones."

And the group split up before Kermit could get another word in. He shook his head, knowing the troubls that would come up shortly. "It's not easy being green."

"Truer words, little dude." Uzu agreed. "Truer words."

Nonon stumbled upon a dog playing a piano. "I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks."

Rowlf stopped playing, opened his mouth, and decided to continue playing the piano.

"Okay, Beethoven, are there any of you guys that are ultra-violent?" Nonon asked.

Rowlf stops playing and opens his mouth. "Nope, this show doesn't promote any violence."

Nonon heard the sound of many drums banging. She looked as saw a pink-furred...animal, dressed in rags with a spiked collar around his neck. He was banging on the drums so hard and even throwing some drums he wasn't banging on. "He looks violent."

"Oh, that's just Animal." Rowlf simply said.

"Animal? How am I supposed to make a funny name out of that, Beethoven?" Nonon growled. "I'm very tempted to destroy him just for his insult to music alone."

Animal stopped thrashing and slowly turned around. He picked his drums sticked and then tapped them together. He then played a drum solo that would make a guitar band happy.

"Oh, two can play at that game." Nonon grabbed a pair of drumsticks and began conducting the drums.

Gamagoori wandered around. He was not happy with the chef that ran the kitchen, these barbers that did not know how to cut hair, and all these chickens flocking around. He was certainly not happen when a cannon sounded off and something blue bounced off his chest.

"Woah, who put a wall here?" Gonzo groggily stood up.

Gamagoori barked at him. "You! You dare launch yourself out of a cannon...without safety equipment? That is against the rules!"

"Hey, I know all safety!" Gonzo swung his arms around. "You can dance if you want to..."

"You think this is a joke? Let me tell you about safety." Gamagoori pulled out a book as Gonzo stepped back. "The first rule in safety is..."

"Wait!" Gonzo yelled. "Aren't you going to sing about a safety?"

"Huh? Well, I was going to read all 10,561 of them." Gamagoori admitted.

Gonzo looked shocked. "But...you gotta sing if you're going impart life lessons. That's like...part of the rules."

Gamagoori rubbed his chin. "Well, I...I'm not a good singer, but I'll try my best."

And he opened his mouth.

Satsuki walked back onto the stage, spotting Kermit the Frog there. "You. Where are my friends?"

"Well, they were on stage, but when you walked onto the stage, they're not on stage. Must be a scene change." Kermit scrunched his face. "That's show biz."

"I do not have time for your games, you pig. Tell me where they are or-"

A bright light shone from the ceiling. "Release my man!"

Satsuki gazed upward. She could make out a blonde pig that was wearing a white uniform, one made for a general of war. As Miss Piggy slid down a rope onto the stage, Satsuki continued to glare at her. "Is that supposed to intimidate me?"

"No..." Miss Piggy turned around, and when she stared back at Satsuki, it turns out she pressed big fuzzy eyebrows on herself. "This will!"

Satsuki was indeed taken by surprise. "Alright, two can play at that game."

((Got the motivation after watching the Star Wars episode of the Muppets, though another fic did help. Anyway, I originally wanted to guest star the Cookie Monster and make Gamagoori do a giant competition with him.))