Second and third oneshot are yaoi; feel free to skip. Merry Christmas!

*Mistletoe Trap*

Pythor and Lloyd smirked with delight as they watched Pam hang a few balls on the tree. They have just the perfect Christmas surprise for her, and they are positive that it's going to work. They then came in casually like they aren't planning anything.

"Hey, Pam," Lloyd said to her. "Almost done with the tree?"

"Sure am," she answered, turning to him with a smile. She then looked at her watch. "Oh, the cake for the cake roll should be done pretty soon. I should let Skales know right away."

"I'll tell 'im," Lloyd cried quickly before rushing off for the kitchen.

"Uh, Lloyd, you don't hafta…" But the boy was already gone, so Pam gave a confused shrug with an "Okay." As Pam's back was to him, Pythor quickly used his magic to hang something onto the ceiling while using his tail to turn the stereo on. Pam turned to it with surprise when it started to play "Baby, It's Cold Outside" by Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

"Oh, my gosh!" she cried with delight. "I love this song!" Pythor then smirked before taking her into her arms with a purr.

"May I have this dance?" Pam smirked at him in amusement.

"A little late, but of course." The two of them then started to move around to the music in each other's arms. Pam didn't suspect a thing…until the end of the song when Pythor twirled around to make her laugh and then held her in a dip. That was when she saw something above the two of them.

"Uh-oh…" Pythor then looked up with a smile to see the sprig of mistletoe twinkling above them.

"Well, well, well…" he purred, looking down at her slyly. "Caught under the mistletoe." Before Pam to ask him if he had anything to do with it, he pressed his lips into hers, tasting her peppermint lipstick. With a slight roll of her eyes, she gave in and returned the kiss.

*Snowboarding*

Skalidor shuddered a bit as he waited with his video camera at the snowy hill. He's not very fond of the cold weather like Skales and Fangtom are, but he couldn't bring himself to say no to an invitation to a week's vacation at this five-star ski resort. Besides, Cole was gonna go, and what better way to spend time with his main squeeze than recording him snowboarding.

"Whoo-hooo-hooo-hoooooo!" The Constrictai shot his head up and held up his camera quickly just in time to record Cole coming down the hill and pulling off some killer moves. When he reached him however, Cole slid to the side to make a wave of snow splash Skalidor, making him cry out with surprise.

"Dyaugh! That's cold!"

"Did ya catch that last move?" Cole asked as the Serpentine dusted the snow of himself and the camera. "I like to call it the Permafrost Triple Axel."

"Yeah, well I have a move too," Skalidor replied with a shudder. "I call it the Hot Chocolate Cannonball with Cole in my Coils." Said Black Ninja laughed in reply.

"I hear ya."

*Missed You (sequel to A Deal with Pythor)*

Cole sighed as he walked out onto the deck. Ever since that nightmare, the other ninja did all they could to make him stronger should they ever go up against Skales again. Even Lloyd tried to help out; he does his best not to say the Hypnobrai's name but instead calls him "the jerk."

Cole chuckled a little at the new name as he rested his arms on the railing. He has to admit that the name suits his stalker in a hilarious way. And Lloyd's been trying to cheer him up ever since he came to live on the Bounty with the ninja.

"I just hope I never see him again," he said to himself as two shadows crept up behind him, one of them taller than the other.

"I'm afraid I cannot grant that wish, my Black Ninja," the shorter shadow hissed. Cole's blood ran cold when he recognized the voice and spun around sharply…only to be pinned to the railing by his arms.

"Skales!" The Hypnobrai smirked at him with a smile that petrified the Earth Ninja.

"So glad that you remember me, Cole," he purred, nuzzling his cheek with his nose. "I've missed you…" Cole grimaced in disgust as he struggled.

"Let me go!" he cried, feeling himself getting weaker as he started to remember their previous encounters…his nightmare…their passionate kiss…

"He certainly is quite resistant," the other figure said, revealing himself as Pythor.

"He certainly is," Skales purred, gazing into his human's dark pools. "Shall we get going, my Cole?"

"No, I'm not going with y—MMPPH!" Cole was cut off when Skales pressed his lips against his and stuck his tongue into his mouth the moment it opened. Pythor looked away awkwardly as the two of them had a tongue battle that soon rendered Cole weak. He soon fainted into the Hypnobrai's arms, and the blue cobra picked him up bridal style.

"Next time you're going to do that," Pythor asked with annoyance, "give me a warning."

"Why?" Skales teased. "You're not homophobic, are you?"

"No!" he snapped as the two snakes slithered off. "It just makes me feel awkward is all."