"I am so ashamed. Northern Kanto has fallen to Honnouji." A student council president lamented as he and many other student council presidents gathered together in a secret place. "And to think, the leader of our biggest gang led the attack on us."

"That's Satsuki for ya. She's the kind of girl that boys want to be." Takarada leaned back in his chair. "Then again, if your delinquents were your strongest fighters, kinda makes sense why you guys fell."

The Kanto president growled. "If you bothered to fund us more-"

"Leave him be. Takarada is funding a group that is going against the Kiryuin Conglomerate, and that in turn will remove Satsuki from her throne." The Tokyo student council president leaned behind his hands, his sunglasses glaring against the screen. "However, this group Takarada is allied with has not shown any progress."

Takarada growled, not knowing how mister Tokyo knew about his side-project. "Well, Mister Hot Shot, I suppose you have a better plan?"

Tokyo's president smirked. "We send in Bart Simpson."

Everyone looked around, some scared, some confused. "Bart? Isn't that the horror story that teachers tell themselves?"

"You mean he's real?"

"I heard his family was banned from other countries and most of his own country too."

"I can assure you, he is real, and we will use him to fight Honnouji." The Tokyo president continued on. "Do not worry about the state of Japan. His family had visited here before and his father is Mr. Sparkle. Even if they do put Japan into peril, this is far better than the alternative that is Satsuki Kiryuin."

"Well, you can fund his tickets. I'm out of here!" Takarada was the first to leave that room.

Marge looked around the new apartment. It was much better equipped than their house in Springfield, and living was based on grades. As the young man explained, they could just split Bart and Lisa into separate households, but when Lisa opted to stay with Bart, their grades were averaged out and Lisa would have to prove herself even harder if they wanted to live in a mansion. Still, Marge couldn't help but admire the view of the ocean, even if she had to look over the "No-Star" slums. "I can't believe this, Homie."

"I can't believe this either! It's the first time we get to go to another place the second time!" Homer popped a beer. "And the best part is that I can have beer in a high school."

"Hmm...I don't think they allow alcohol for students." Marge did worry for her family. Unlike the time when Homer got a job at another power plant in a different town, Marge still had things to clean around in the house. "I wonder why the school invited Bart in the first place? He doesn't have the best grades...or the school record."

"Oh, don't worry, Marge. You know how these Japanese schools are. Girls are pretty, boys are prettier, and the school is secretly a giant robot. I'm sure Bart and Lisa and Maggie will fit in."

Maggie opened her mouth. "But Maggie is still in elementary. Do they even have an elementary school here?"

Maggie sighed as Marge just voiced her question.

Some time later, Bart had just witnessed something that made Springfield look normal. "Isn't that the Ryuko chick that got her ass kicked?"

"I can't believe she's wearing something so revealing!" Lisa blushed, unable to look away.

"Well, excuse me for choosing to wear a sailor suit that ripped my clothes off!" Ryuko didn't duck as the boxer tried to bean her in the face, though he broke his hand instead. "Don't mind the power boost that comes with it, though."

"Man, that girl's awesome." Rebellious, takes shit from no one. The kind of person Bart is, only with curves.

Lisa nodded. "Yeah, and the fact that she would bare her body to safe her new friend. I think I'm in love with her."

"Yeah, me too." Bart grinned... "Wait, what?"

((Based on a Future episode episode or the Christmas photos, Lisa became a goth in high school and experimented with lesbianism in college, though she married Milhouse...

Also, the prompt for this crossover came from an episode where Bart gets his teacher nominated...and the other schools realize he's a real student.))