ALADDIN (Danny Phantom Version)

by mikaela2015

If you had three wishes, what would you wish for? Danny has always had ghost powers and has always lived on the streets with his sister Jazz and his ghost dog Cujo. One day he finds a magic lamp with a genie ghost named Desiree who will grant him three WISHES! Hoping to win the heart of Princess Sam, he wishes to become a wealthy prince.

9. Friend Like Me

AUTHORS NOTE:
Some of the jokes that you might read in this chapter are from the film and also a stage show called Aladdin the Musical Spectacular, I watched the stage show during last weekend on YouTube and found the jokes to be absolutely hilarious.

Also writing this chapter reminded me of Robin Williams who sadly passed away in 2014 on August 11.

(R.I.P Robin Williams. A man who made us all laugh)

"Danny, wake up" Jazz said as she shook Danny, Cujo then walked over and licked him on the face which helped him wake up, Frostbite helped sit him up and Danny groaned from the quick headache in his head.

Danny looked up and remembered what happened. "We're trapped. That seriously crazed up fruitloop! You were right Jazz, I never should have trusted him and now thanks to me were stuck down here"

"Danny none of this is your fault" Jazz reassured Danny and placed a comforting hand on his shoulder.

"You believed his words to be true, it is in the nature of a good person. I would help you get out of here but I'm afraid I'm still a little weak from what happened when the cave closed" Frostbite said.

Danny smiled and then sighed as he tried transforming into his ghost half, but found he couldn't and then he said, "Me too, I must've used all my energy from before. Well whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp"

Jazz then pulled on a sly smile and reached within her pocket and said, "Actually little brother, no he doesn't" and then she pulled out the lamp.

Danny chuckled and grabbed the lamp from Jazz's hands and asked, "How'd you get it?"

"When me and Cujo stopped him from killing you, I quickly took it out of his jacket pocket when he wasn't looking" Jazz explained.

Danny examined the lamp and then said, "It looks like a piece of junk, I think there's something written here but it's hard to make out. Maybe if I rub the dust off, I might be able to read it" Danny then rubbed the lamp, but suddenly it started shaking and glowing green!

It then fired a plume of green smoke and continued to shake with Danny holding onto it for dear life. Jazz, Cujo and Frostbite ducked for cover behind a rock. Finally, a pillar of green smoke began to rise out of the lamp and something amazing emerged from the smoke. It was a green skinned woman with long black hair that reached down to her waist and glowing red eyes. She was wearing a blue Arabian harem outfit with the bottom part a blue ghostly tail.

"RRRAAAAAAAAAA…"

***CRRRIICK!***

"OYE! TEN THOUSAND YEARS…Will give you such a crick in the neck!" The woman complained.

Danny, Cujo and Jazz had only one thought on their minds, "What the heck is going on here?!"

The trio just couldn't believe their eyes, a genie ghost had just come out that lamp! It was like something out of an old Arabian legend, only thus was real life. It just seemed too good to be true and yet too real to be a lie.

The woman then pulled her head right off , spun it around in a full circle and then placed right back on, this freaked out the trio but it seemed to do the trick, to get rid of the crick in her neck.

"It feels great to be out of there! Thank you so much! What's your name?" She asked as she shook hugged Danny and spun him around three times and then placed him down.

"Danny and this is my sister Jazz, my dog Cujo and Frostbite", He replied still feeling a little freaked out.

She instantly recognised Frostbite and the two ran up to each other and embraced themselves in a huge hug as she said, "Frostbite it so good to see you. I haven't heard from you in so long!"

"My good ghost, it's always a pleasure" Frostbite said with a large grin.

She then walked back over to Danny and inspected him and then said, "WOW! You're a lot younger than my last master. Let's see, half-ghost and pre-pubescent"

"HEY! I have totally hit puberty" Danny exclaimed and then pulled out a chest hair, "YOU SEE THAT! THAT'S TOTALLY A CHEST HAIR!

"Oh sorry about that. By the way Jazz in your opinion does it look like I have gained weight? I think I'm gonna have to call Genie Craig" Desiree said looking at herself with a mirror she magically appeared.

"Wait a minute! I'm your master?" Danny asked and then suddenly found himself with a high school graduates hat on and a rolled up diploma in his hand.

"VOILA! He can be taught! You have just met…" She started saying and then poof! She's wearing a two piece swimsuit, "The ever gorgeous…" and then poof! She's in a small box, "THE LONG CONTAINED…" Poof! Comes out of the box and holds a small puppet of herself, "Most often imitated…But never DUPLICATED! GENIE OF THE LAMP; DESIREE! HERE TO GRANT YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN WISH FOR!"

"Wishes? Seriously?" Danny asked hopefully.

"Cool you're gonna get wishes" Jazz said excitedly.

"Yep, that's three wishes to be exact. However don't think you can wish for more wishes and no substitutions or refunds" Desiree explained.

"Okay guys, now I know I'm dreaming" Danny said.

"Master, I don't think you quite realise what you've got here. So why don't you just roommate while I illuminate the possibilities" Desiree said.

DESIREE

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Scheherezade had a thousand tales

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your can

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I'll say,

Mister Danny, sir

What will your pleasure be?

(FRENCH ACCENT) Let me take your order

Jot it down

(NORMAL VOICE) You ain't never had a friend like me

Ha ha ha

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre d'

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss

The king, the shah

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"

Try all of column "B"

I'm in the mood to help you dude!

You ain't never had a friend like me

Desiree then transformed into a blue tuxedo and began to do a small tap dance routine. For a wishing ghost, she sure can dance!

Can your friends do this?

(Desiree juggles her head)

Can your friends do that?

(She then passes her head to Danny and he juggles it and then throws it back on her body)

Can your friends pull this out their little hat?

Can your friends go, Poof!

(Desiree makes three belly dancers that look like Paulina appear)

Well, looky here

Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip

And then make the sucker disappear?

(She then makes them disappear)

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a genie for your chare d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what-cha wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

(The belly dancers come back and one of them gets ready to kiss Danny, she then disappears and Desiree appears in her place, leaving a shocked Danny Fenton!)

Mister Danny, sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

(Materializes dancing elephants)

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

(Materializes dancing camels)

You ain't never… had a… friend like me!

(Jazz and Frostbite dance together, Danny and Cujo get thrown into the air by elephants and then Desiree makes everything disappear)

You ain't never had a friend like me!

All of them clapped for Desiree's wonderful performance and then Danny asked, "So you're really, gonna grant any three wishes I want?"

"There are a few rules I have to point out first" Desiree replied.

"Okay what are they?" Jazz then asked.

"Rule number 1, I can't kill anybody so don't ask…" Desiree then chops off her head and then places it back on, causing Danny to rub his own neck, "Rule number 2, I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else…" She then gave Danny a big kiss on the cheek which made him blush bright red, "And finally rule number 3, I can't bring people back from the dead, it's not a pretty picture and I don't like doing it. But other than that, you got it!"

This new information got them all thinking, they glanced at each other and smirked as Danny thought of an idea on how to get out of the cave without having to use one of his wishes.

"You mean there's limitations on wishes?" Danny asked putting his plan into action "Some all-powerful genie. Can't even bring the dead back to life"

These words were beginning to irk Desiree beyond relief as he continued, "I don't know guys, she probably can't even get us out of this cave. We'll have to find our own way out of here"

That's when Desiree had enough and said, "Excuse me? Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me?!" Desiree got angrier with each word spoken, "I don't think so! Not right now! YOU'RE GETTING YOUR WISHES, SO SIT DOWN!"

Feeling the genie's power, Danny, Jazz, Frostbite and Cujo sat down on a magic carpet that came from…somewhere and then Desiree sat down dressed as a flight attendant and said, "In case of an emergency, the exits are everywhere. Please keep your hands and arms inside the carpet, WEEEEEEE'RRREE…"

The carpet took off at high speed and literally ripped a hole out of the cave and they flew off in the distance of the dessert.

"…OUTTA HERE!"