WE Do not own Ouran High School Host Club!

In the great Ouran academy, there is a room for those who have extraordinary yet uncanny abilities to entertain people with way too much time on their hands. These abilities mostly consist of charm, loyalty, and-

"TaaamaaAAKII!" Honey-sempai ran in, looking like a frightened mouse with tears in his eyes. The host king looked up a bit surprised.

"What's wrong, honey?" The little sempai hid behind his legs, pointing at the door.

"The person…POOFED!"

"…poof?" the half French man looked up seeing someone looking around outside the main door. That is until said person looked straight at the blonde.

Their eyes widened as they smacked their head.

"…you have GOT to be kidding me…"

"AAAHHHHH! Kada, where are you!?" running could be heard coming down the hallway. A figure rushed by the door and came to a screeching halt looking beyond the door. "Kada?" coming in to see Kada face palming, "Kada! I found you!" running, the person glomped Kada to the floor and started crying.

The person now known as Kada fell backward and looks up at the crying mess. "Whoa! Miki, is that you?"

"one moment I'm sliding down the slid of doom and then the next thing I knuw I poof into this scary school and surrounded by these scary girls and….and then they started swooning over me and-and started taking off my shirt and I thought about calling Tina but then she would join them and then I ran and-and WHAAAAHAAAAHAA" explaining as crocodile tears sprang from Miki's face.

"Hold it, Mick." Kada sat up slowly, whispering slowly. "Miki, you need to realize something…you look like a dude."

"Wait, what?"

Suddenly a tall woman with short hair burst thru the door. "young maiden!" the girl… guy with short lilac colored hair sat atop Kada, wearing purple shorts and a black hoodie with a purple bunny face on it jumped off Kada and ran behind the tallest thing she…he could find…which happened to be a slender man with black hair wearing glasses who stood by a table filled with cake. "Hide me." whimpered Miki.

The red heads eyes widened, becoming slightly scared. "meeep!" Kada got up and ran over to the taller stronger man, instantly standing back-to-back with the seemingly emotionless being. The tall woman spoke.

"I saw my little kitten run in here. Where did you hide her?" she stomped up to the king, with an air of blood lust.

"You filthy men! You've already taken possession of my lost kitten haven't you?!" her two companions popped in, going to save their now swooning leader, scooping her into their arms.

"Oh! Woe is the day a young maiden loses her innocence."

"Who's losing what, again?!" Tamaki defended with a blush.

Haruhi got up from the couch she was sitting on, sighing from the entire racket.

"Can we please not get ahead of ourselves?" the brown hair "cross dresser" asked.

The longer haired girl of the lobelia group spoke up.

"Hand her over and we'll leave."

The red-headed person behind Mori was slightly panicked but granted an instant moment of genius, looking to Miki's form then down at "his" flat chest and slight bulge of the pants.

"…this could work." Their bodies had gone through various shrinkages and growths and somehow taken the form of males. He smiled to himself stepping from behind Mori and hands on his hips.

"Sorry ladies, the only female person's here are yourselves and this little cutie here." He went over to put an arm around Haruhi.

The lobelia group looked around

"Alright girls she must have escaped! Let's go!" and with that the lobelia girls ran out. The girl who hid behind Kyoya stepped out from behind him, looking around.

"A-are they gone?" he looked down…and saw slightly longer legs that looked oddly like a boys. His hands went behind to touch his behind, finding it flatter than normal. "Wha?" his hands trailed up a curve less figure and then groped his none existent boobage. "What the-?" he looks down and then towards the window and looks at his appearance. He saw a boys slim figure with a more boyish hair cut a little longer compared to Haruhi's. His face was slightly more muscular but still had a feminine touch. He then fell on his knees to the floor.

"What's going on? Why do I look…like a…a tranny?!" "He" then began to cry tears of confusion and gloom hung over his head.

"Cause in a way you basically are a tranny, "sis". Or is it okay to call you "bro" now?" the red head laughed at the misery at his feet.

Behind him, the club members had just finished forcing the lobelia girls out with a kick; luckily no ladies or any other guests were around at this time.

Then Hitachin twins walked simultaneously through the door with a bag of goodies between them.

"Will they ever learn to just go away?" The twins sighed but then smiled "We brought cookies!" they exclaimed while waving the bag in the air above Honey-sempi.

Un-be-noticed to the host club the siblings at the back of the room began to whisper to themselves.

Kada reached an arm around Miki's shoulders, "so sis I think we can use this to our advantage. Oh sorry I mean Bro."

Miki brought a hand up to his chin. "I guess so I mean I don't have to worry about my chest being so….ermm not there?...wait" he then looks down to his pants and then back up. "If yours is bigger I'm castrating you big BROTHER." Que in evil smirk

Kada jumped back a bit, somewhat frightened. "…..come on, that's not nice at all…" he whimpered.

"What isn't nice?" Kyoya shadowed over with a knowing smile, grabbing the brothers' attention.

"Uuum…..nothing?" Kada said hesitantly.

The host king then took notice of the two lone boys and came rushing over. "Well well what have we here mommy?"

Kyoya heaved a sigh at his 'motherly' role. "It appears we have two very lost little boys here."

Miki sniggered at Kyoya's explanation and look towards her brother realizing that even as males….he was still taller. But he didn't dear say it aloud, keeping away from the impending tantrum the elder sibling would have at the mention of it.

"Sorry for not introducing ourselves earlier, I had run into a little ermm problem? But anyways my name is Miki and this is my sulking big brother Kada!" Miki happily introduced.

Kada glared at him "I'm not sulking…"

Tamaki slides over to Kada "then why, my friend are you glaring?"

Kada turns his head to see Tamaki and looks away blushing "N-no reason hehe…he"

It then hit Tamaki that why the names sounded familiar. "O! You two must be the new transfer students from America my father was talking about!"

"Transfer-"Miki tilted his head.

"-students?" Kada finished with exasperation.

The King then thrust out a hand, "My name is-"

"Tamaki Souh, king of the host club, holds the fatherly and princely appearance and also son of the Chairmen, and enjoys ramen and commoners coffee." Miki stated flatly.

The host club stares silently in shock.

Kada nudged Miki "way to be a textbook Mick." He shakes his head and turns back to the hosts. "We already know who you are so you don't need to introduce yourselves."

"That makes everything easier." said one of the twins, munching on one of the cookies from the bag.

"Where'd you guys transfer from?" said the other twin. Kada scratched his head.

"…well…we're from America, but we don't know anything about transferring." Hell, we don't even know how we got here in the first place. He thought to himself.

Tamaki tilted his head. "Then how did my father know you were coming?" Kada shrugged.

Miki felt something in his pocket and took out two student IDs and a note to go to the Chairman's. How the hell? Wait this could work…

"Silly big brother you forgot didn't you? Haha you know, the WHOLE reason we got lost?" Miki handed the note to Kyoya. "You see Tamaki we had gotten lost on our way to go see the Chairman, and all of a sudden those Zuka things started chasing me hence why we are here." He explained and gave an innocent loli smile.

Kada took his ID is question. "Where the hel-"

Miki punched Kada in the shoulder murmuring without breaking his smile "Just go with it."

Kyoya handed back the note to Miki. "Well enough of mindless talking we would be honored to escort you both to the chairman." and then led everyone out into the hallway.

Honey-sempai hopped up besides Miki. "HI MIKI!"

"Hello Honey-sempai!"

"Would you like to skip with me and Usa-chan? :D" Honey asks

"Yeah!" Miki replied and grabbed the other arm of Usa-chan and began to skip with Honey down the hallway swinging Usa-chan back and forth as flowers swirled around them, with Mori following closely behind the duo.

As the three walked ahead, Kada walked at a fair distance with the rest of the hosts. He stared down at the ID card in his hand. Whoever did this has a lot of explaining to do. He sighed, pocketing the card.

"Is your brother always so random?" Haruhi asked to his left, hands behind her back and smiling kindly.

"Huh? Oh, yeah he is. Don't worry you'll get used to it." He smiled back gently, his male appearance giving it a handsome glow.

The twins came up to his right, one of them placing an arm around his shoulders.

"Hey, you do that pretty well." One said.

"Uh, thanks?"

"How old are you?" asked the other twin.

"…18?"

"Woooow, really?"

"You look really young for 18."

"Come on guys; lay off him for a bit." Haruhi chuckled as they pouted at her.

"No fun." They said together making Kada laugh.