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*Attempted Invasion (sequel to Lloyd Knight)*

"Remember, Lloyd," Skales said to him as he watches the boy spar with Slithraa, "keep your head up and your eye on the sword." Slithraa then took a swing at the boy, only for him to block it. Lloyd then swung around quickly and stopped abruptly so that his sword (a fake one, mind you) is barely touching the former General's neck. He and Skales smiled in reply.

"Excellent, Lloyd," Slithraa said as the two of them lowered their swords. "Remember that lesson well. As long as you keep your eye on your opponent's sword, you'll keep a limb in the end…especially the head." Lloyd smiled in reply as Skales gently clapped his hand on his shoulder.

"Who knows," he said to him. "You might beat the Ninja in the Slither Pit. But don't forget that you still have some more to learn."

"I understand, General," he replied before a Scout suddenly ran up to them.

"General Skales!" he cried. "We just saw sightings of the Fangpyre Tribe! They must be attempting to invade us!" Skales made no reaction as if he sensed this would happen.

"The Fangpyre?" asked Lloyd.

"I will explain later, Lloyd," the General answered. "For now, I think it's best you wait here with Slithraa. You're not ready for battle just yet." Lloyd would've argued, but he knows that he's right. He still doesn't know Fang Kwon Do just yet.

"Just be careful, Skales," Slithraa said to him. Skales nodded in reply before leaving with the Scout.

*Wasted on the Young*

As Kai was coming out onto the upper deck of the Bounty, he heard a sigh. He turned to see Pythor at the railing, resting one arm on it and resting his chin in the palm of other claw, as if deep in thought. The Red Ninja then stepped up to his side to see what's wrong and saw that he's gazing out at the deck below them with a dreamy smile on his face. He looked at said direction and saw Lloyd talking with Elaine and making her laugh.

"Don't they look cute together?" the snake then asked Kai dreamily.

"Yeah," Kai answered with a small smile. "I guess whoever said that love's wasted on the young wasn't kidding."

*Cactus Juice (between Cowboy Casanova and Playing Heart Games)*

"You mean to tell me you've tried cactus juice?" asked Rattlesnake Jake as they went into the saloon.

"I've been locked up in a tomb for so long," Pythor answered, "so what do you expect?"

"Well, then I guess I'd better treat ya to a glass," the rattler replied as they slithered up to the bar. "Buford, cactus juice and a shot glass, huh?"

"Comin' right up," the toad replied, turning to get the bottle.

"Are you sure it's alright?" Pythor asked.

"You don't want Miss Pam to think you're chicken, do ya?" the rattler teased. Annoyed, Pythor took the shot glass that Buford filled up for him and took a swig…

"Oh, good Lord!" he coughed.

"Burns?"

"No, sour! Ugh! It's like I took a swig of lemonade before anyone could add the sugar!" Jake only laughed in reply before helping himself to a sip.