"Hilarious and entertaining, this is!" Yoda exclaims.

"Indeed." Mace Windu agrees.

Padme, Obi-Wan, and Anakin stand in front of the two Jedi Masters, rather uncomfortably. The trio came here for answers, and are receiving jokes.

"Master, I don't mean to sound rude, but we did not come here to be made fun of. We came for help." Obi-Wan speaks up.

Yoda and Windu look at each other before they settle down.

"We don't know how or why this happened. Perhaps the Force wants to teach you three a lesson from this incident." Mace gives an explanation.

"Yes, worry not. Back to normal, everything will be." Yoda dismisses them.

"I don't know about you two, but I am starving." Anakin says at they're walking out of the Temple.

"Agreed. Where are we going to eat?" Obi-Wan questions.

"Do we have to eat… in public?" Padme explains, "I'd prefer to not order food when my voice is coming from a male's body."

"How do you think I feel? My voice coming from a female's body." Anakin pauses as a realization hits him. "Y'know, Obi-Wan, it's not fair. You got switched into my body. So, not only are you in a way hotter one, but you're practically normal."

Obi-Wan snorts at Anakin's not-so-subtle-narcissism. "How's Dex's Diner?"

Anakin and Padme both agree on it.


"Obi-Wan!" Dex shouts as the three enter the diner.

"Hello, Dex!" Obi-Wan yells back, forgetting he is not in his own body.

Every customer in the diner turns to look at them. The three hurry to a booth.

"That was the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me…" Anakin remarks as he picks up the menu.

"So… How are we going to casually order food?" Padme asks.

"I got this…" Obi assures.

"Welcome to Dex's Diner, what can I get for you three today?" A waitress asks.

"Crouton for all three of us, thank you." Obi-Wan orders for the whole group.

"Okay, it'll be out in a few minutes."

"Easy…" Kenobi smiles.

"I have no idea what you just did." Padme says.

"Well, that waitress is clearly new here, so she doesn't know us. I ordered for all three of us, Padme, because it'd be weird if you ordered yourself… you're not in a female body, same goes for Anakin here."

"Okay, I see…"


"That was the greatest food I've had in awhile… I don't even like Crouton, but I want more." Anakin remarks as they walk back to the speeder.

"It's pregnancy cravings, Ani…" Padme reminds him.

"Oh, right." He pauses. "So, now what?"

"I needed to go shopping for new robes today." Obi says.

"I needed to go shopping as-well, for new shoes." Padme smiles.

Anakin starts to panic. "You two do realize the situation we're in right? And you want to go to the mall? Where there's tons of people?"

Obi-Wan and Padme nod, causing Anakin to sigh.

"Fine… but this isn't going to go well."