First oneshot's a parody of a scene from an episode of TMNT: Back to the Sewers "Wedding Bells and Bytes". The third one's a yaoi. Enjoy.

*Nervous (sequel to Concern about the Brother)*

"There we go," Fangtom said to Skales after finishing his tie. "Now you look presentable."

"Thanks, Zane," Skales said to his Best Snake. "I'm sorry I'm like this. I guess I'm…I dunno…"

"You're getting nervous already?" asked Zane with Kai smirking at the groom.

"Me? Nervous?" Skales scoffed proudly. "Puh-lease! I mastered the art of Fang Kwan Do; defeated Slithraa and claimed the title of Hypnobrai General; led the Serpentine in the Snake King's absence. And you're asking me if I'm getting nervous, just because today's the day I'm getting ma—" He stopped with a pale face and sweat going down the side of his face. "Ma—Mar—uhh…" He then toppled to Fangtom's side, and he caught him before he caught him.

"Easy there, bro…"

"Nice catch, Best Snake," Kai said to him with a smile.

"Well," he said to the two groomsmen, "the bright side is none of those skeletons proposed."

"Gross…"

*Making a Scene (sequel to Stage Fright)*

"No! Please, Cole! Don't do this to me!"

"Pythor, c'mon! Quit being such a baby!" The people passing by turned with surprise and watched as the Black Ninja dragged the Anacondrai by the chain like a dog getting dragged into the vet's office to get fixed…except the dog can't cling to the sidewalk and scratch his claws deeply into them as he's being dragged.

"Uh, 'scuse us," Kai said quickly to the people ahead of them. "Coming through here!"

"This…is…embarrassing," Jay groaned.

"I can't believe Cole is forcing Pythor into this," Nya concurred.

"Cole, I highly doubt this is the way to cure Pythor of his stage fright," Zane stated.

"Then help me get him into the club!" he snapped. Lloyd face-palmed at the scene their making.

"This is going a long evening…"

*Capture Before Announcement (sequel to Skales' Proposal)*

"Okay," Kai said as the ninja snuck through the hall of the Serpentine's underground hideout. "Here's the plan: we sneak past the guards; get to Cole; free him; and get the heck outta here."

"I think that plan of yours needs a bit more…detail, Kai," Zane replied.

"Dude, it's as simple as that!" the Red Ninja hissed. "We don't even have time for details."

"Well, do we have a Plan B?" asked Jay.

"Yeah, stick to Plan A because it's better than a Plan B."

"That," Lloyd replied, "and you haven't thought up a Plan B." Kai glared at him in reply.

"Remind me again why you're coming with us?"

"Because Uncle told you to take me with you for backup."

"Besides that!"

"Well," a voice in front of them said, "if I were you, I should've thought up a Plan B at the beginning." Before they could turn around, a pale blue aura enveloped them and lifted them off the ground. They immediately saw that it's coming from Pythor; his head-crystal's glowing as the lower-ranked Serpentine held their weapons at the ninja.

"Okay, next time," Jay said to Kai with annoyance, "how about we let Zane do the planning since he's the smart one?"

"Right now, I don't wanna hear it," Kai growled, more annoyed than the Blue Ninja is.

"Well, how about you hear our joyful news?" asked Skales, slithering up to them with Cole's arm wrapped around his.

"Cole, you're okay!" Lloyd cried. "Don't worry; we'll get you out of this!"

"Wait," Zane then interrupted calmly. "What do you mean by 'joyful news'?" With a smiling wink from his Hypnobrai, Cole showed them the blue diamond ring on his finger.

"We're engaged to be married…"

"WHAT?!"

"EWW!" Lloyd cried, looking away with a wrinkled nose.

"Cole, no!" Kai cried. "Ya can't go and marry Skales!"

"I can, and I will," the Black Ninja replied firmly before turning to his fiancé with a smile. Skales then leant over to him and kissed him on the lips.

"Hey, hey, HEY!" Pythor snapped, not loosing his focus on the aura holding the ninja. "Not in the boy, alright?"