Third one's yaoi.

*Revenge of the Masseuse*

"You sure you want to give me a massage, Pamela?" Pythor asked as he lied on the couch facedown. "You don't really have to if you don't want to."

"Of course, I'm sure," Pam answered, straddling her legs around his long waist as she sat down on his back. "You've been doing that much for me; it seems only fair that I return the favor. Besides, I happen to be quite the masseuse myself." Pythor arched an interested eyebrow at her.

"Oh, really?" He then gave a shrug and rested his head on the throw pillow. "Alright, show me what you got." With a smirk, Pam placed her hands on where his neck meets his shoulders and started to massage.

"Oh…ooooh…oh, that feels goooood…" Pam just had to hold back an amused giggle as he started rubbing his tail up and down around her ankle.

"Told ya I'm good." She then started to rub his shoulder blades as if his scaly skin's made of putty.

"Oh, just like that," he begged softly. "Oh, you are good, darling. Oh, I should let you rub my shoulders after a hard day at the council room more often."

"There's more~" she purred before rubbing his back up and down with more pleasing pressure. In reply, he lifted his head up with an arched neck and groaned.

"Oh, where did learn that magic, you fine fairy?" Pam's smile only got slicker before she slid her hands to his sides and tickled a little, making his entire body twitch.

"Pamela, that tickles!" She only chuckled in reply.

"Truth is I'm no fairy, Pythor," she purred into his ear hole. "I'm more of an imp." Then she started tickling his sides, and the powerless Anacondrai laughed his head off, unable to escape because she was holding him down.

*Baby's Name (sequel to Transformation of Union)*

Skales lied down on the couch with his Anacondrai-turned-Hypnobrai wife Boanya, a smile on both of their faces as they nuzzled their noses together. The Hypnobrai General is gently coiled around her, leaving only her large stomach exposed. He then gave Boanya an affectionate hug.

"I still couldn't believe it," he purred to her as he then rubbed her stomach gently. "We're going to have a baby." The two of them found out some time back after they paid a visit to Acidicus for a medical exam. Upon hearing that Boanya's now with child, they couldn't help but feel overjoyed. It was the best thing to happen to them since Boanya accepted Skales' wedding proposal and since their wedding day. Even Pythor's excited about becoming an uncle.

"I know," Boanya sighed, nestling her head into his throat. "And I've been thinking…we should probably think up a name for our little one." Skales lifted his head up to look down at her smiling face.

"But we don't know yet if it's going to be a boy or girl," he stated with a bit of confusion.

"Doesn't mean we can't be ready when it's born," she stated with a bat of her eyelashes. "Besides, if it's a boy, I'm thinking we could name it after you."

"Skales Jr…" he mused in reply. "I like that; a little Skales slithering all over the place."

"But what if it's a girl?" she then asked. "Just to let you know, I don't feel like naming her Boanya Jr."

"Yeah, that just doesn't sound right," he agreed with a bit of thought. "How about…Cerulea?"

"Oh, I like that," she replied before giving him a hug, which he then returns.

"Then it's decided. If it's a boy, we'll name him Skales Jr. If it's a girl, Cerulea."

*Role-Play Turned Awkward*

Cole's eyes went wide as Skalidor pressed him up against the wall and held his arms by his wrists with one clawed hand. But he didn't fight back; this is all part of their role-play. Skalidor knows his Black Ninja loves playing the victim.

"I have you now, my Black Ninja," the Constrictai purred as he wrapped his tail and coils around his body. "And don't bother using your ninja moves; I've coated your clothes with vengestone dust to render you helpless."

"What are you going to do to me?" Cole asked softly, acting scared. Skalidor just chuckled lowly, loving his Cole's acting, as he then started to squeeze him gently enough to massage his body. Cole then grunted in reply.

"Wh-What you doing?"

"Does that feel good?" the Constrictai asked seductively.

"Ye…Yes…" He only smirked as he brought his face closer to his.

"Just what I want to hear." Then he pressed his lips into Cole's for a passionate kiss as he kept on massaging his body. Cole could only moan in reply as he returned the kiss, the pleasure of the massage coursing through his body…

"Hey, has anyone seen my—What the?!" The two Earth lovers broke the kiss and turned with surprise to find Jay staring at them in shock, his bottom jaw dangling from his head.

"Uh…uh…."

"Awkwaaard…." Jay said before leaving the room.