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Thank you all so much for reading & reviewing! I'm glad I could make you all laugh! At least someone gets my humor. *gives hubby a pointed look*
Warning: This chapter contains a bit more lemony goodness than the previous ones.
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She was fucking fast - all newborns were - but she seemed even a little faster than normal for a newborn. Edward ran up along side me and glanced over at me smugly. Are you fucking kidding me?
I stopped and pinned his ass to a fucking tree. "Listen to me you little fucking shit! She just realized what she is capable of and she's scared and panicking...she's a newborn who is scared and panicking," I sneered at him, I didn't add that she was my mate who was scared and panicking. "Now get your fucking head out of your ass and use your goddamn speed to help catch her!" I yelled at him angrily.
He didn't respond verbally, simply nodded his head while putting off a small amount of remorse. I didn't have more time to waste on his ass; I took off running after her again.
This time, however, he flew past me as we chased after her. My only hope was that we reached her in time before she regretted something far worse than those deer.
We were nearing the edge of the forest line and if my heart could beat, it would be beating out of my chest right now. If she goes into town... well, let's just hope that doesn't fucking happen. I saw Edward up ahead looking around in complete confusion. Racing toward him, I stopped next to him and realized immediately why he was standing here...her scent disappeared here.
"It's like she just...vanished," he said perplexed, as he looked around the area.
"No, not vanished," I disagreed. "Such a clever girl," I commented, shaking my head in pure amazement. She just becomes more and more remarkable.
"What is it?" he asked in confusion.
"Up," I stated, looking up into the surrounding tall evergreens. Edward looked up as well and we both began to climb – sure enough, her scent lingered about half way up the trees. We followed her scent from tree to tree, as it very gradually looped back around the way we had came. Fuck, another smart move, darlin'. Is it wrong that this is making me hard? It probably is...but I don't fucking care. God, I want her so badly right now...to fuck her up here in one of these trees. I can almost picture it...I'd press her up against the trunk of the tree and lift her creamy thighs up and around my waist; then I'd finally thrust my aching cock inside the tight wet pussy of my mate...
My daydream was cut off abruptly when Bella finally came into our view. She was sitting on a branch with her back against the tree trunk and her knees pulled up to her chest as she mumbled...
"They're not real. Vampires don't exist." over and over again.
Okay, so it may be slightly worse than I originally thought. My cock was glaring daggers at me right now for my daydream that left him throbbing, but I ignored him. I had my mate to attend to and it didn't look like I would be needing him right now - damn it.
"Bella? It's okay," I soothed, as I approached her slowly. She looked over to me as I made my way into the same tree as her. She lithely jumped up to the next higher branch in response.
"What happened was normal behavior. You didn't do anything wrong, baby," I told her. Edward threw a glare my way when I called her 'baby'. I didn't care what he fucking thought, I ignored him as well and focused on my mate.
"But they're not real. Vampires don't exist, Jasper," she whispered, shaking her head and looking so damn beautiful and innocent.
"They are real and we do exist, Bella," I corrected her, really beginning to wonder if I was in over my fucking head here. I assume she's in shock and I've never actually witnessed a vampire lose their mind before – though I've heard stories about it happening, so I suppose it's possible.
"I tried to run, to keep everyone safe from me, but...I couldn't leave. There was this thing...like a rope, Jasper...and it kept pulling on me and it wouldn't let me leave! Why won't it just let me leave!" she yelled in exasperation and confusion. I knew exactly what rope she was talking about. It was the same one pulling me to her right now.
"It's okay, darlin'. I know about the rope and I promise I'll explain it all to you later, okay?" I told her. Edward furrowed his brows curiously as he attempted to sift through my thoughts and figure out what the hell we were talking about. He would have no idea what we meant, having never felt that pull to ones mate the way we have. The way I never had...until her.
She opened her mouth to respond, but when she took a deep breath in, she growled and looked down at her stained clothing. The blood – fuck! In the next second she was tearing every scrap of clothing off of herself and my cock tilted his head to the side watching the show in his own amazement. Fuck, if she was magnificent clothed – there just weren't words for her naked. Edward groaned in response and it was my turn to glare over at him. Keep your fucking eyes off of my mate.
"She's not yours," he growled back.
"She will be."
Bella was now holding the tattered scraps of clothing up to her nose and inhaling deeply, her eyes the deepest black as she narrowed her gaze in on us. Her body tensed, taking on a hostile but defensive posture.
"We're going to have to get her a human," I said out loud in resignation. There simply wasn't another option at the present time. With the lack of fucking wildlife here and her blood-lust again out of control, it just wasn't safe for anyone to approach her until she was fed properly. A human would satisfy her enough to calm her down and allow my gift to work on her once again. We could then stop at a larger forested area on the other side of town and get her as many fucking animals as she'd like. The fuller the fucking better actually in this case.
"What the hell, Jasper? Are you insane?" Edward asked incredulously.
"She isn't approachable like this, Edward. That is...unless you want to give it a fucking go?" I asked him with an eyebrow raised. If he wanted to see what she was fully capable of – who was I to stop him. There was no way in fucking hell I was going further up that tree, however. I wasn't an idiot. He on the other hand – just might go for it and then I'd enjoy watching as she tore his whiny ass apart.
He gazed up at her appraisingly and just him looking at her that way, caused her to adjust her position to the next higher branch. She was currently rubbing the scraps of fabric all over her naked body, and my god, watching her rub herself was driving me fucking insane with need. My cock was on the verge of ordering a charge and storming down the zipper gate to get to her. If I didn't fear she'd rip him off, I'd let him out and take care of him myself. He informed me he was not interested in my palm, however...not when what he wanted was right – fucking – there, all pretty and pink.
Edward took a step closer to the tree and I was in awe at his sheer stupidity. Was he really going to fucking try it? I really didn't think he could get any more stupid, but apparently I was wrong. She jumped to a higher branch yet again and, unfortunately, I had to end his attempt – before she reached the top of the damn tree and took off running again. That would not bode well, rope or no rope – it will only hold her here for so long before her blood-lust overwhelms any other needs she may be feeling.
"Edward, knock it the fuck off. You are just driving her further up the tree, you idiot," I told him, shaking my head in disbelief.
"Well what am I suppose to do, Jasper? You want to feed her human blood! You of all people should realize what that will do to her. She will be so addicted to it after she's had it, that she won't be able to go back to animal blood. Do you really want her to struggle with control like you do?" he sneered at me in response.
Interesting, considering I just had human blood and he doesn't see me on the war path for another human right now. In fact, I clearly recall hearing about a time when he himself rebelled against Carlisle's imposed diet plan - and yet here he is, acting holier than thou.
"What was that?" he asked, staring me down. Fuck me, he heard that thought. Just fucking perfect. Could this day get any more fucked up?
"Nothing, now go get Peter for me," I ordered him, ignoring his accusing stare.
"When did you have human blood?" he asked, not willing to let it drop. Fucker!
"It's none of your fucking business! Now do what I told you," I growled at him. A small part of me was now wishing I hadn't destroyed Peter's phone – a very small part. I couldn't call Char because she had turned it off after the call from Jacob, and I certainly wasn't going to leave Edward here with Bella.
"Oh, but it is my business, and I'm sure Carlisle would be quite interested," he said cockily.
"You really are fucking clueless, Edward," I said, sending him some agony which caused him to double over. "When are you going to learn not to fucking mess with me?" I growled, before ceasing my gift. It was meant as a warning...I didn't want to hurt him, if I didn't have to. But he was pushing me and he really didn't want to do that. Especially with my mate in distress at the moment.
"Your eyes were never red...how did you manage that, Jasper?" he questioned immediately. That's it, I've fucking had it! I plowed into him and had just pinned him to the ground when Alice and Peter arrived.
"Jasper, what the hell is wrong with you?" Alice asked angrily, attempting to pull me off of the prick.
"Fuck you, Alice," I hissed, getting off of Edward myself.
I made my way over to Peter, who was staring wide-eyed up at Bella - who was now, purring as she continued to rub the blood covered remnants of her clothing on her naked body.
"Peter..."
He turned his wide-eyed gaze over to me and blinked a few times. "Holy shit! And here I thought she was fucking hot with clothes," he said in pure amazement.
"Peter, I am trying really hard to hold it together right now. Please keep your eyes off of her," I told him, the tension in my muscles causing them to literally twitch in anticipation. Peter's eyes honed in on the movement immediately - he knew when to back the fuck off. He nodded wisely and averted his eyes from her.
"What's the plan, Major?" he asked in concern.
"A human," I told him simply.
"What?" Alice shrieked.
"You heard me, Alice. It's the only way," I told her, knowing she was going to make a big fucking deal out of it. Her and Edward – fuck they were annoying the shit out of me. Where was Rose when I needed her...she always knew how to handle them so well.
"Alice, did you know Jasper has had human blood recently?" Edward questioned her. That little shit! He just never fucking learns. One of these days there's not going to be anyone nearby to save him and then I'm going to teach him a very big lesson for not keeping out of other people's business.
"That can't be true, he didn't have the opportunity to...unless...it was after he left Bella at the house..." she trailed off. You could almost literally see the giant light bulb going off over her head.
"You didn't," she gasped, staring at me in disbelief. Edward growled in response to her thoughts.
"You drank from her?" Edward roared, stepping forward and right into my face. Fucking idiot. Peter pushed him away from me, raising his eyebrow at him in amusement. Peter knew what I was capable of, he's seen me kill enough in the past to know that I don't take long to dismember my opponent; Edward would be no different once I reach my limit. I've shown a lot of restrained thus far...I'm not sure how much more I have left at this point. My mate is still cowering up in a tree – naked. Why are they fucking with me right now?
"I said, it's none of your fucking business," I growled at him.
"Did you do this to her? Change her? Hell, Jasper, was there even a nomad or was that just your cover story?" Edward sneered.
"You don't know a fucking thing!" I yelled, stepping forward into his face this time.
"Jesus," Peter mumbled, wisely pulling Edward away from me. Edward didn't fight him on it – pussy that he is. He didn't really want to fight me – he knew he could never fucking win that fight. He glared at me in response to my thoughts but didn't argue against them – because they were true.
"Are you going to be okay here if I go get her a human?" Peter asked me, truly concerned about leaving me alone with them at the moment. He didn't give a shit about their physical well being – he cared about my mental well being if I were to tear one or both of them apart.
"Make it quick, Peter," I said honestly, attempting to calm myself.
"I don't...want...to...hurt anyone," Bella half growled, half purred through her blood-lust. Peter raised an eyebrow at me in question after that. Well shit, will she hate me more if I bring her a human? Why the hell does everything have to be so damn complicated lately.
"See? She doesn't even want it, Jasper!" Edward exclaimed, looking up at Bella and running his eyes along her naked form. The lust was radiating from him in waves. God, please grant me the patience to not shove his fucking dick down his throat...
Peter suddenly tensed beside me. "Major, something very bad is about to happen," he stated in his all knowing shit voice.
"Alice?" I questioned immediately. Surely she would see if something were going to happen. She was already having a vision as her eyes completely glazed over.
She gasped and looked fearfully back in the direction of the cars. It was then that I heard them – footsteps. I smelled Char, but I also smelled...a single human with her. Fuck! Why the hell would she be leading a human here, unless...maybe she brought us one for Bella?
"She was suppose to stay with the cars to cover us. So if she has someone with her, it's someone who stopped and she didn't have a choice," Peter informed me apprehensively. "What do we do?" he asked, looking up at Bella, who was growling a steady low rumbling growl while staring in the same direction as the rest of us. She could smell them, there was no doubt. Whoever this human was, I hope they've made peace with this world.
"Peter, Jasper?" Char called out – loudly. She didn't need to, but she was obviously playing some part for the human who was with her. But why?
"Over here, honey!" Peter called out, shrugging his shoulders while playing along.
Just then Char stepped through some brush...with a state trooper behind her. Oh, this was so not fucking good. She glanced over to me fearful and apologetic. I understood. She didn't want to drain him and he must have insisted on inspecting what we were up to out here. It did look suspicious, that's for sure. Now how to explain the naked, growling, vampire girl in the tree... that is if she even lets us and doesn't drain him before we have to.
Alice kept motioning to my shirt and flickering her eyes up to Bella. "You need to cover her up, before he notices her," she hissed at me, too low for human ears. "If you don't, he's going to think we are doing some weird orgy or virgin sacrifice," she stated rolling her eyes in annoyance. "And orange does not look good on me."
"Office Beavers, I'd like to introduce you to my husband – Peter," Char said quickly, directing his attention the other direction.
I was taking a huge risk doing this. Bella was poised and ready to pounce on him as venom literally ran out of her mouth and down her chin, trailing down between her naked luscious breasts. My cock twitched in response. Not now! I can't be fucking distracted! I took off my shirt and jumped up to her branch swiftly - lunging for her without hesitation. She was too focused on her prey to even notice me until I wrapped her tightly in my grasp, immediately sending her as much calm as I could muster. I pulled the shirt around her as best I could without loosening my grasp. It was still clear she was naked as she thrashed around in my arms, hissing angrily at me for keeping her from her meal. Even in this dire situation my cock was fully aware of each and every time her nipples brushed against my bare chest...and when her pussy grazed across my jean covered erection...all hell broke loose.
In an instant her hissing and thrashing abated...instead being replaced by her moans and grinds down onto me. Fuck – she feels so damn good! I moaned loudly in response - I couldn't help it. I'm sexually frustrated and my mate is naked and literally dry humping me in a tree. Unfortunately for me, the officer heard the commotion and looked up at us.
"What are you two doing up there?" he questioned authoritatively. He was eyeing Bella appraisingly and I could sense his own lust for her as well as he took in the naked parts he could still see as she continued to dry hump me. What the hell is with men staring at my mate? Fucking pigs! Peter said something to pull his attention away from us - thank god. I tightened my hold on her and tried desperately to still her rocking hips to no avail. She was one determined little vampire and she was chasing an orgasm right now. I was basically at her mercy at this point. Not that my cock minded...he was begging me to undo my zipper and let him out so he could feel her skin on skin. I groaned at the thought, once again pulling the officers attention.
"Are you two having sex up there?" he asked incredulously. Oh for fuck sake – can't he just go away...I'm busy at the moment...
Bella was now nipping at the side of my neck as she circled her hips rhythmically over my hard throbbing cock. Her pussy was literally dripping wet; my jeans soaked completely through from her. I wonder, can it really be considered dry humping if she is this wet?
"Of course he isn't – he's my husband," Alice hissed, glaring daggers at me. Apparently she hadn't seen this part of her ingenious plan. Not that I fucking care – I was quite happy with this sudden turn of events. Ohhh so happy.
What's that saying? If you can't beat them...join them? Yeah, that's exactly what I decided to do. Instead of futilely trying to still her hips, I ground her down harder each time she circled me and we both moaned loudly in response to that. I vaguely heard Alice in the background yelling at me, vaguely heard the officer addressing us, vaguely heard Peter and Char snickering, vaguely heard Edward moaning along with us – fucking pervert! But I didn't really pay it any attention because...my mate was about to come.
"That's it baby, come for me," I coaxed her, moving her faster over my cock as her body tensed further and her panting increased. I was on the verge myself of having another mind blowing orgasm like the one the day I drank her blood.
"Jasper," she moaned into my neck, her body beginning to shake with the intensity of it all.
"It's okay. Just let it go, darlin'," I told her, thrusting up as I sought my own release. At my words she shuddered and shook over me, her head tilting back fully to expose her beautiful pale neck to me along with...my bite marks. That beautiful sight sent me over the edge with her and I rocked her once more over me, moaning and groaning her name as I shot my cum into my pants – yet again. My cock was getting mighty sick of that habit, but even he couldn't complain right now – he was far too blissed-out. I clutched her to me, as she buried her face into my neck riding out the after shocks of her climax. It just didn't get any better than this...
"Fuck you, Jasper!" Alice shrieked, a thousand decibels too high.
"Too late; I think Bella already took care of him, Alice," Peter snickered, causing Char to laugh - loudly.
I take that back...it could be better... if it was in private! Shit, shit, shit! My cock was simply saddened that he didn't get to make his live debut...claiming I was stealing all of the spotlight when he was the real genius behind the scene. Unfucking believable. If he didn't watch himself, I'd buy condoms...sure I don't need them – but it would definitely piss him off. He cringed at the thought and wisely let it go. Just as I thought.
Unfortunately, now that Bella had finished and was sated of that particular need...her old one resurfaced once again, causing her to sniff the air and growl lowly at the officer. I locked my arms around her like a cage...if she went for him, she'd either have to take me with her...or take just my arms - which was a distinct possibility. Fuck, I hate having limbs torn off – it's definitely not a pleasant feeling. I had to do it though; we were in enough shit with Charlie searching for her, we didn't need a state trooper's death on our hands as well.
She eyed him up and down and licked her lips, which only seemed to turn him on more. He simply stared wide-eyed at her as the lust poured off of him. She was like a cobra and all men were hypnotized by her as they gazed into her eyes. Hell at this rate, human men would line up just to be drained by her. Peter gave me a knowing look - apparently he was thinking the same thing.
"Charlie," she whimpered, sounding torn. Ahh, yes...the uniform. He must remind her of him. This is good, we can use this to our advantage and maybe get the fuck out of this with him still alive.
"No, my name is Harry," the officer replied in a deep husky voice.
"Excuse me?" Peter choked out. "Did you just say your name is Harry?" he asked him incredulously.
"Yes. Why?"
"Harry Beavers?" he gasped, biting his lip to keep from laughing.
"Yes, so?" the officer asked defiantly.
Peter cackled, doubling over at the waist as he slapped his knees with his palms. He stopped laughing and straightened up suddenly. Not a good fucking sign.
"Tell me, Harry, if there was a support hot-line for people with humiliating names...would you call it?" Peter questioned, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
"What?" the officer asked, looking at Peter like he was insane. The same way everyone else does basically.
"You know...a hot-line...with a phone...and you call," Peter explained, looking at the officer like he was the slow one.
"Please, you'll have to forgive my husband...he's suffered one too many head injuries," Char said sweetly. "And about to suffer the biggest one yet if he doesn't shut the fuck up," she hissed too low for the officer to hear.
"Never mind," Peter grumbled.
"Look, I don't know what exactly you kids are doing out here...and I'm not sure I really want to know after what I've just witnessed. If you want to have sex or some kind of orgy...fine. But, please, at least stop at a motel or something. You are trespassing out here."
"Of course, officer...we weren't aware," I answered for the group. Edward was completely useless while trying to sneak more glimpses of Bella's goods, Alice looked like she was plotting something, Peter was still contemplating his potential new hot-line, and Char was glaring at him...as if she was the one with the 'knowing' gift. All while Bella was snapping her teeth and preparing to lunge. In an act of last minute desperation, I quickly diverted her teeth baring mouth into my neck and she immediately clamped down onto me. Fuck, that hurts! It was worth it though, if it gave us the few extra minutes we needed to get him the fuck out of here.
"Alright then. I don't want to come across you kids again – you hear me?" he asked, awaiting our response. Everyone nodded absentmindedly in agreement.
"Miss?" he addressed Bella individually. Oh fucking great – what now? "As much as it pains me to say this...perhaps you should put on some clothes before you leave the forest," he told her, licking his lips as my shirt shifted and exposed one of her ass cheeks to him. Now he wasn't just in danger from her – he was in danger from me as well. I pulled the shirt down and covered her quickly, glaring angrily at him. Bella didn't answer him, she simply sunk her teeth further into me and began to suck at the sound of his voice. Fucking, cocksucking, motherfucking hell that hurts! I don't think I've ever had a vampire suck after biting me before, and that's saying something; considering how many times I've been bitten.
"Okay then. Have a nice day and try to stay out of trouble," he said sternly, before turning and walking back toward the road...alive...thank fucking god.
Silence...
More silence...
The sound of the state trooper's footsteps fading in the distance...
"How could you, Jasper!"
"Peter, I told you no more hot-lines! Don't you ever fucking listen to me?"
"Love, do you want me to help you down from that tree now?"
I ignored them all as Bella gradually retracted her teeth from my neck and I sighed in relief. "Jasper, I'm so sorry," she mumbled.
I looked down at her. "What are you sorry for?" I asked her curiously. I was shocked she had snapped out of her blood-lust momentarily, what with the scent of the human still lingering in the air. I had been resigned to having her teeth in me for quite some time - so this was a welcome turn of events.
"I just...rubbed all over you and...I'm so embarrassed!" I noticed she didn't apologize for biting me - go figure - not that I blamed her. I guided her to do it, but still.
"Don't be. It's completely normal behavior to associate sex with blood-lust, and if you hadn't noticed, I enjoyed myself as well," I informed her, smirking.
"Speaking of...that's not the first time in my presence, is it?" she stated more than asked.
"No," I answered her very hesitantly. Fuck me, now she even remembers my reaction when I drank from her. Apparently things could get worse. Who knew.
"So you're saying you got off by biting me?" she accused angrily.
"Bella, it wasn't like that...exactly," I tried to explain, but how do you make it sound better when that's exactly what happened.
"So you did drink from her," Alice sneered at me. "And apparently, did other things as well."
"Tell me, Bella...did you know that Jasper isn't just my boyfriend - he's actually my husband?" Alice asked her, while staring smugly at me. You fucking bitch – if you ruin this for me...
Char growled at Alice angrily while Bella gasped in horror and jumped out of my lap, clutching my shirt closed tightly around her. Just fucking great.
"No, I didn't and I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened...I was just so thirsty and that cop smelled so good and then Jasper was holding me to his bare chest and...it just suddenly morphed into this huge other need. Oh god," Bella whispered, completely ashamed and appalled at her behavior. She didn't need to feel ashamed - at all. And I also may have been projecting a bit of my own lust onto her earlier...unintentionally of course - not that I would admit that to her. My cock toasted my gift cheerfully, blissfully unaware that things were not looking good for us right now. I didn't have the heart to tell him - yet.
"We can discuss this more later, right now we need to focus and get Bella fed quickly before we have another close call. Any suggestions besides my earlier plan?" I asked them, ignoring Alice's death glares.
"Please don't make me hurt anything else," Bella begged me.
"Bella, you are a vampire. You need blood," I told her simply but firmly.
"But..." she began to argue. I was done with this shit today, my patience had finally snapped and unfortunately, it was about to snap on her. The one person who didn't deserve it. Why do I keep doing this? I don't know.
"Would you just shut the fuck up and listen to me? You are dangerous until we get you fed. Do you really not understand that after what just happened? We need to get some more fucking blood into you so that you won't go into that nearby town and slaughter them all!" I yelled at her. She cringed and pulled her knees up under chin, exposing her pussy to me. I closed my eyes because I had no right to be ogling her at this moment. I am such an ass. None of this is her fucking fault and I just yelled at her for fuck sake!
"I'm sorry," I whispered, opening my eyes to see she had hopped down from the tree and was now standing next to Edward and Alice. What the fuck?
Alice looked gleeful as Edward attempted to comfort my mate.
"Edward and I will go get something and bring it back," Alice stated.
"Really? You do realize that you can't break it's neck before you get here, right? If the blood cools any, she will take her frustration out on you for it," I informed them.
"O-kay then...Edward can drive and I'll hold the animal," she huffed, rolling her eyes.
"In the Volvo?" I asked in amusement.
"Of course," she said simply.
"Alice...I don't think..." Edward tried to argue with her.
"Oh shut up, Edward! Let's go," she ordered him, dashing off toward the cars. He whimpered but followed after her anyway. Pussy.
I can't wait to see what the animal does to his fucking precious Volvo. This should be really good.
"Char, I need you to head back to the truck and get your phone. Make sure you turn it back on," I told her. She nodded and immediately took off to fetch the phone without question. At least someone listens to me.
"What's the plan?" Peter asked, a smile tugging at his lips.
"Well I'm not just going to trust dumb and dumber to pull through with an animal for her, so we are going to be ready in case they fail. Which is a definite possibility," I informed him.
Char arrived back a few minutes later, phone in hand.
"Okay, go and find a suitable human for her but hold off until I call you with further orders, alright? Grab something for yourselves if you need it as well," I said, eyeing Bella warily. She was glaring murderously at me with her arms crossed over her chest. They nodded and took off, leaving me alone with my angry mate. I wish I could turn back time and have her dry humping me again – it was so much more fun than the silent treatment she was currently giving me...
"You need to trust me on this..."
Silence...
"I know what I'm doing. I've handled thousands of newborns..."
Silence...
"They'll be sure to get a criminal for you, if that's what you are worried about..."
Silence...
"Look, I'm really sorry I yelled at you earlier..."
Silence...
"For fuck sake, will you say something!"
After more silence, glares, and thirty minutes later...
"Damn it, Edward...I said I was sorry!" Alice yelled, approaching quickly.
"It's ruined, Alice – ruined!" Edward huffed angrily.
"Well it's your own damn fault for not watching the road and hitting that crater of a pot hole. I never would have let the thing go if you had been paying attention," Alice argued in her defense.
"Excuse me for being a bit distracted as I tried to navigate us so no one would see you sitting with a damn bear in your lap in the backseat!"
"You know you could be more sympathetic, Edward," she whined. "I'm going through a rough time. My husband just dry humped someone in a tree, you know!"
"Yeah, well, your husband just dry humped the girl of my dreams in that tree as well."
I pulled out my phone just as Alice and Edward came into view, dragging a struggling black bear with them. "Peter?"
"Are we up to bat?" he asked excitedly.
"Sorry, no...it appears Larry and Curly succeeded after all," I informed him.
"You can't refer to them as the three stooges when there are only two of them," he replied incredulously.
"Just get back here," I sighed heavily, ending the call before he rattled on about stupid shit.
Bella growled loudly and I had just enough time to push them out of the way as she lunged for the bear still in their grasp. She snarled at them to back the fuck away as her teeth shredded through the bears neck; completely severing it's head. She lapped frantically at the blood rushing out and pooling on the ground around it - pausing every now and then to lick the blood up off the ground as well.
"Eww," Alice groaned in disgust.
"You were the same way once, Alice. Never forget that," I said, defending my mate.
"I was not," she argued, raising her chin in a prudish display.
"I'm telling you Char, you can't refer to the three stooges if there are only two people!" Peter's raised voice carried through the trees as they arrived back.
"If you say so, Peter," she replied in exasperation.
"Jasper..." he began.
"Shut up...Moe," I replied, cutting him off quickly.
"You did not just refer to Peter in the same grouping as that... that thing over there," Char growled, motioning to Alice. Well shit, the last thing I need is Char pissed off with me too. I opened my mouth to respond with an apology but Alice interjected.
"Excuse me?" Alice gasped, glaring at Char.
"You heard me, bitch. You aren't even good enough to be the dirt on my husband's shoes," Char replied, glaring back at her.
"Jasper? Did you hear that? Aren't you going to defend me?" Alice asked, looking over to me sadly and expectantly.
"Fuck no, he won't be defending your ass ever again. He's found his true mate – and it ain't you bitch," Char informed her happily.
Now, I know she's been waiting decades to do that...but fuck...did she really have to do it now?
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AN:
So some dry humping in a tree for you, hehe. I think that counts as more progress - well until he screwed up and yelled at her that is. I also think someone is forgetting Jasper ordered her to be nice and not start shit...I wonder how that will go?
If you think Bella was insane for not ripping Jasper's pants off and doing much more than just dry humping him, please leave me some feedback! I swear my fingers were twitching while writing that part, lol ;)
Side note: The next update may take longer due to my twin 5 yr old daughters starting kindergarten next Friday. I'll admit I'm a bit of a basket case over this, so I'm not sure how much writing I will be getting done as I stress over every little thing between now and then. I was a wreck when our oldest first started as well (she's 12 now) and I cried the entire day. Anyway, please be patient with me or I just might have a nervous breakdown! =P