Hi everybody. Once again, i made this on my phone? The only reason im able to get this posted is probably because my friends let me use his\her(JK) cuz its a he she or i got my laptop back. Im too lazy to change it after ive written it. So now welcome our new disclaimer dude, wwe superstar, RANDY ORTON

Randy: thank you for having me. I am the apex predator Randy orton

Peter: we know he kinda just told us that.

Randy: shut up. Do not disrespect me or sember. Understood

Peter: first of all his name isnt sember. He doesnt even like being called his real name anymore. Second, im not scared of you. I fought the giant chicken.

Randy: the giant chicken you say? Well that is quite a foe. But *quickly rko's peter* i killed the giant chicken.

He doesnt die randy.

Randy: *frowning* oh

Its ok buddy, but can you please do the disclaimer

Randy: oh yeah. Sember does not own anything except for what he has created and can get away with.

Peter: *grogilly and out of it* i like chicken and waffled on pasry dick. *gets punted by randy*

*smirks evily* i think im gonna keep you around

Chapter 17: Answers

"PB?! YOU HERE?!" Finn yelled. He waited a few seconds and began walking up the stairs up to BP's room, while holding Marceline's hand. She was floating a few inches off the ground and was trying to snuggle up to Finn as much as possible without making it awkward for him to walk.

As they closed in on the top of the stair case they heard someone yell for help. Finn let go of Marceline's hand and ran as fast as he could and in one fluent motion he drop kicked PB's doors open to see James pushing PB away from his face, he lips puckered for a kiss. Finn can see his face, even though his hood is up, and it is pleading for help.

"PB. Get off him." Finn said calmly. She pouted, "he asked me to do something for him, so i asked him to do something for me." She said somewhat seductively to James. He shuttered at the actual meaning of those words. "That something would happen to have been you would it, bonnibel?" Marceline joked. Finn snickered as James' face got sadder, "ha ha." PB said plainly, "I can't have Finn anymore so i figured his brother is the next best thing." James face was shocked and a little upset, "so I'm a rebound and im second to my YOUNGER brother. We," he moved his pointer finger back and forth pointing at himself and PB, "will never happen after that one. Im sure you'll try on Jason next."

"Speaking of Jason, we need you to put him in the hospital, exonerate him for all crimes, but leave him hand cuffed to the bed until after we talk to him." Finn told PB.

"I suppose that can be arranged." She said. "It will happen." Finn said, "Or else." James added on. She looked at them a little frightened, "I'll get right on it." She said. "That's more like it." Stated Finn and Marceline, James, and himself left the room and then the castle.

Once outside the castle Finn and Marceline burst into laughter. "What?" James asked stupidly. "The look on your face when she was pushed up against you." Finn said while bent over holding his stomach from laughter. "And how you were letting her bully to the point you were in that position." Marceline added lying on her back floating, also holding her stomach. "What were you even doing here?" Finn asked.

"I was coming here to get Jason be taken out of the hospital." Finn was calming down from his laughing fir, periodically chuckling through breaths, "I told you me and Marcy were gonna take care of it." James just looked at the ground in embarrassment, "I know, I just figured I'd do it since I have all the time in the world."

Finns laugh had died now, "well I'm gonna take some of that off your hands." James looked at him, "how so?" Finn smiled at his brother, "some good ole' adventurin." He said smugly. "Not till after we have had some alone time." Marceline whispered seductively in his ear, causing another mischievous smile to show on his face. "And after we talk to Jason." Said James. "Of course." Finn said to both of them.

They smiled at him, "2 days. Then were going to check to see if Jason's awake. Till then, me and Marcy are going back to her house. And to keep you company will be Jake, cuz you're staying at the tree house. Finn said. "What are you two goin to be doing for 2 days?" James asked. Marceline smiled mischievously but Finn spoke, "We'll figure that out as we go along." he said smug smile.

2 days later (Marceline's House)

Finn was groggily making his way to the answer the knock on the door. When he did he saw his brother standing on the porch. "Whoa dude, you look like hell." James commented. Finn chuckled, "I haven't slept in 2 days." A smile came across James's face, "No, we didn't hit tier 15. We were pretty close though." He assured his brother. "So much for taking it slow." James said jokingly. "Well, anyway get dressed. We're going to see Jason and Jakes already at the hospital waiting."

Finn sighed, "Give me a minute. I have to tell Marceline." And then he went back up the latter into Marceline's room and came back a few minutes later dressed in black skinny, jeans blue and black high tops with a dark blue zip up hoodie with the eagle on the back, and his sword strapped to his back. "You told me your jacket got destroyed." Said Marcy as she floated over to say goodbye. "I had another one on my pocket." He told her. She laughed, "That is a really useful pocket." "You have no idea." He told her as he kissed her goodbye.

The brothers walked to the Candy Kingdom, both looking very shady with their hoods up. Finn stopped to change his jacket black and put the blue eagle and the one stripe on each sleeve. When they reached the kingdom the two brothers raced from the entrance to the hospital like they were five years old. It ended up with both of diving head long to touch the hospital first. It didn't change the fact that it still ended in a dead tie. The two brothers walked into the hospital to be met by their other brother, Jake. He looked at them wondering why they were laughing. "Come on you two knuckle heads, we have another member to add to the family." Jake told them. "Let's hope." Said Finn. And they all walked to the room to see Jason lying there on his bed watching TV, bored out of his mind. He looked just like James an Finn, tall, gold blonde hair, green eyes but just as clear and piercing as James's or Finns "Hello." Said Finn as the three entered the room.

"Hey there." Jason said, "How ya doin?" They looked at him, "A better question is how are you doing?" asked James. "I get where this is going. You want to know why I wanted to fight you. I came because I was instructed to. By whom? Yours, except for the dog, and my father." Said Jason. "Our father is dead, that memory is singed into my brain." James said almost defensively. "Wrong. Your step father is dead. Our father isn't even human. That's why you're alive." Jason said nodding to Finn. "What are you talking about?"

Jason sighed almost annoyed, even though he was enjoying seeing his younger, older, and the step brother he would accept for the first time… with them knowing he sees them, "Well our mother, who was the women who gave birth to us, she was our actual mom, but she couldn't handle living with our father. It was to chaotic for her. So she left and took us. James, do you remember a man that would periodically visit us?" James held his chin and looked at the ground in thought for a minute, the room became quiet to give him full concentration.

After a moment of thought he spoke, "Yeah I do. He didn't acknowledge dad, he just played with the three of us. I liked it when he came over. We all did." Jason smiled and nodded his head, "That was our dad." "Hold up. Let's just wait a minute." Said Finn. "James told me what happened. I was taken by mom and he was hidden and later taken by the League of Assassins, but what happened to you?"

Jason nodded his head, "Well that explains James's get up. I thought it looked familiar, just couldn't put my finger on where I'd seen it before. Anyway, onto you question, our real father was on his way to pay us another visit. He arrived just before that demon attacked our home." He said a little angrily. James just looked at Finn accusingly. "But when it burst through the door, dad grabbed me and ran. He said that he couldn't see either of you and our mom was missing. He figured she had both of you. Years later he found you," he said to James, "and then you." He said to Finn.

"He decided it was best to leave you two alone. You both looked happy and healthy so there was no need to interrupt your lives. Until now. You, Finn, have changed. You are no longer that noble hero that I used to be spent to spy on, are you?" Said Jason. Before Finn could say anything, James spoke, "You said on him?" "Both of you actually. I was usually sent after Finn and one of my teammates was sent to keep tabs on you." "Why?" Asked James. "Dad wanted to make sure you guys were ok, so he would send us to check in every now and then. So anyway, where the hell have you been for the last two years Finny boy?" Jason asked. "I left Ooo because of some issues I was having." He responded solemnly. "Let me guess, it was that pink bitch wasn't it?"

Finn was taken back a little, "How'd you know?" Jason chuckled, "You think I wouldn't see that clear crush you had on that girl for years? I'm no idiot. So where were you?" he looked at his brother intently for a second, "Simply, I was in hell." He told him. "The wasteland. Never thought you would be so hard headed and stupid to go there. That's why you're not your old self. What happened to you?" Finn told him of what happened while he was in the wasteland. "So, your ¾ demon now. Hmmmm." They all looked at him puzzled, "What do you mean '3/4' demon?" asked Finn. "Oh damn." Said Jason as he face palmed his face (yes, he face palmed his face) rather hard. "Whoa, not so hard you're still recovering from a concussion. Now go on." James said.

"Wellllll, our real father, mighta, kinda, sorta, may have, possibly, been a…. demon." Jason told them a little worried about how they would respond. Jason and Finn kept looking from one another to Jason for several minutes before finally just shrugging. "Does this change much?" asked Finn

"Not too much, we are just the sworn enemies of vampires now." Jason told them. Finn looked like he had just been punched in the stomach when he heard that and James looked extremely worried. "You more than me or James, since you are more demon then both of us." Jason continued. "Um, about that Jason…." James began but quickly trailed off. "What?" asked Jason. "I'M DATING THE VAMPIRE THAT KILLED OUR FAMILY." Finn accidentally yelled out. "Ummm, are you an idiot?" Jason asked with sarcastic anger. "Don't freak out Jason. She's actually not like most vampires and shes pretty cool, nice, and has a slammin body." James said, trying sort things out. "Was she nice when she KILLED AND DRAINED OUR FAMILY?" Jason was getting angry now. Finn couldn't even defend her because he was in disbelief. He thought he was going to lose her because of what he is.

"Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up and look at your little brother for a fucking second you mothafucker. He does not want to lose this girl. And you will not be the one that separates them. You don't know her. She didn't mean to attack us, and I know how that sounds, but its valid and she is forgiving. The first time I met her, I tried to kill her and accidentally put her boyfriend, your youngest brother, and myself in the hospital. Like the next fucking day, she welcomed me like an old friend, granted that was after I promised not to try to kill her. Give her a chance." Jason nodded in agreement." "Good, now Finn? GET OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR. Nothing will change between you and her. You're still you and she is still herself. She cares about you and that enough." That seemed to be enough to snap him out of it as he began to stand back up and collect himself.

"Jake, take him back to Marceline's house and fill her in on EVERYTHING. Including us being a family of human/demon hybrids." Jake nodded as he walked out with Finn silently. "And you," he said to Jason, "are going to be nice to her, you are NOT going to try and kill her, and I don't care what happens, that's what you're going to do. You get an opportunity to prepare yourself, I didn't. You are going to stay in the hospital until after you have met her and have been cleared."

Jason sighed, "Fine, but can you stay and watch TV or play checkers or something with me, I'm bored to tears here and that PINK BITCH keeps asking me where I got my armor, weapons, and tech from. It's so goddamn annoying." He said. "At least she didn't almost rape you." James joked. The two of them sat there and laughed and joked and watched TV and played the old crappy board games until they both passed out from exhaustion early next morning.

(A few minutes after Finn and Jake left the hospital: Marceline's house)

"Yo, Marcy." Called Jake. The Vampire queen floated out and quickly noticed the disheveled former hero. "What happened to him Jake?" She asked. "Well it turns out he and the rest of his blood brothers are…" he trailed off. "Are what?" she asked, worry growing in her voice. "Demons." He said flatly. She looked at him with a blank stare, "Annnnd?" "Well Jason told Finn that Vampire and Demons hate each other and he's worried it'll cause you two to split." She stared at him for a second before laughing. She floated over to Finn and hugged his head, her side against his chest and almost instantly his arms wrapped around her waist and pulled her close to him like she was about to leave him in at any moment.

"Oh Finn, don't you remember? I'm half demon because of my dad." she told sweetly. That didn't cause him to loosen his grip at all. "Finn, you don't have to worry about me leaving. I'll always be right here." She assured him. He loosened his grip but didn't let go. "Hey Jake, why don't you go visit lady? I'm gonna cheer up Finn." He looked at her accusingly, "You stay away from tier 15." She laughed, "He'd be mad if I tried harder then I already have been." "Ok. I'll see you guys later." He said as he left

Marceline slipped out of Finns grasp and led him into the house, 'Man, that whole thing really messed him up' she thought to herself. She sat Finn down on the rock hard couch and sat a foot away from him, holding his hand, trying to comfort him. "Finn, are you okay?" she asked. He pulled her into his chest and gripped her tightly in hug, "I don't want to lose you." He told sadly. She hugged him back, You don't have to worry about that hero." She told him.

They sat in silence for a few minutes until Marceline noticed Finn's breathing pattern had changed. "Big oaf fell asleep." She said softly before falling asleep in his massive muscular arms.

There it is guys. I tried to make this one longer and better than the other due to my absence. Im so sorry. My dad, as I told you, was being a douche and I got a new laptop that isnt broken to do the storyon so I hope you enjoy and you all had a merry Christmas and I hope you all have a happy new years.

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My friend Brian: I beef queef on nigger tits

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Sheriff Bart: Where the white women at

That it everyone GET OUT Happy new years everyone