Thank you, Ryan Garrison
Is your cereal annoyingly lukewarm?
Can you actually eat it without freezing your beard?
Are you watching on the Wall for something better?
Don't you want a cereal with that little touch of frost to help you chill out?
Well grab your dragon glass spoon and aurochs horn bowl and tuck into Wheat Walkers, the cereal so amazing people south of the Wall struggle to believe it actually exists! But it does! And it is coming soon to a store near you!
Available at all good stores North of the Wall.
Payable by cash, credit card, or incest baby.
Don't both with any OTHER cereals, try new Wheat Walkers today! For this breakfast and all the breakfasts to come!