A/N:… I'm back. Hi~! Teto wants to voice out her opinions again~ and she'll be happy to hear feedback. Give her some love, will you? OH! I also put up a forum for Project: VOCALOID. It should be on the forums. So help me out please? Give some discussion on the topic? PLEASE?
~ Warning - This page contains swearing, crude humor, and Teto.
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Teto's Blog Rant
When Life Gives You Lemons
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Login: Teto Kasane
Password: KasaneRevolution
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Welcome, Teto Kasane!
9:30 PM
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So, ever heard of the saying 'when life gives you lemons…'? There's different responses. Mine's this: squeeze the juice in Akita's eyes.
(＾ω＾≡＾ω＾)
What?
Don't stare at me like I'm crazy (which I'm not). Then again, you can't actually see me through the monitor, ha ha! By the way, I totally know you'd all do the same thing. You can't tell me you'd take lemons and make lemonade.
Seriously, if that's the case, you're obviously a very boring person who has no life. You'd either throw them at me or Akita.
Choose.
Anyway. So today Rin-chan was being a fool. It's been only been, like, one week, and get this, she's pretty much like a robot. As cute as she is, even a blind person can see (ha, pun! Pun!) how apathetic she is. I mean, she's never smiled, gotten upset or angry. Like yesterday, during gym, some chick called her legs 'too bony to show and suggested getting rid of all her skirts'. Her friends (which are totally fake I tell you) started snickering and guess what Rin said. (Huh. Come to think of it, there's a lot of bitches at school.)
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Well, she didn't even say anything. She just blinked and walked away… ten minutes later, she's wearing her brother's shorts. Ten minutes later, a tardy Kagamine-kun sulks into class wearing a skirt (because it was the only thing he could wear and the spare pants were being washed). Turns out Rin casually snuck into the boy's locker room while the boys were out, switching her skirt for his shorts.
XD
Oh god that made my day.
Anyway. Yeah.
The Kagamine relationship is sooo cute! Oh my god, seeing those two together always makes me wish I had, like, a sibling who doesn't tattle on me like Luka-trout. They're always sooo concerned for each other. It's not even funny.
Like today for example. During free period, Rin was chasing after her dropped orange. Too bad the floors were waxed on that day. Well. Before I could tell her to slow down, she tripped, (OUCH) slid across the hall and skinned her knees. And she promptly burst into tears where everyone saw her.
Weirdly enough, the windows completely shattered. Hm… not to mention she has quite a pair of lungs.
Well. Kagamine-kun came zooming, and I mean zooming, from the third floor. (Apparently he had a 'feeling' Rin was in danger.) He basically freaked out when he saw her crying her eyes out. And he instantly cradled her and spoke soft words into her ear. The hiccupping Rin, being the damn cutie she is, shamefully buried her face in his shirt.
And guess. What.
The best part is when he used his shirt to dry her tears. I was really touched when he even starting wiping her nose with it.
Sibling love, anyone?
I was like, dawww ship now I want a twin.
After he helped her the nurse, I asked why he reacted like that. And his reply was this:
"W-well, someone had to stop those tears. It can only be me."
Did I mention how embarrassed he looked when he said that?
… :D Dohoho :D :D Hopeful thoughts on blond babies anyone?
And yes, I'm a sick person.
I'm a very, very perverted person who likes all kinds of things. Like seriously, my mind is constantly in the gutter.
The rain gutter.
XD.
That was terrible, I know. Forget I even said that.
But I like love. And Choclate.
Chocolate love.
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Lord almighty, strike me down.
But when I saw Rin cry, it reminded me of a crying puppy. She cries like one, I swear. You know… when their eyes get really big and watery, and whimpers start escaping, softly at first, before flat-out wailing. and wait why am I ranting about this?
I seriously dunno why, but today is the first time anyone's (including me) seen her… emotions.
Rin-chan is heartlessly teased at least twice a day without even realizing it. It's crazy. Sometimes it looks she doesn't even understand what we're trying to get at. CoughkaitocoughCOUGHCOUGH!
Looks like I'm coming down with a cold.
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See? I'm a very sick person like I told you. ;)
A relationship between a biased hothead and dense moron sounds romantic.
Not.
My poor friend, Meiko (who's known me since I was in diapers) is deeply in love with her best friend. He is really an idiot. I mean, so. STUPID. He doesn't even realize her feelings for him after, what, ten years? Stupid idiot. And he still thinks Santa exists.
DAMN YOU MEIKO'S BEST FRIEND WHO HAS WEIRD HAIR AND METABOLISM PROBLEMS I SWEAR YOU'RE AN ALIEN.
Seriously. If you know anyone else who eats two gallons of ice cream everyday and still isn't fat by the end of the year… come talk to me. 'Cause if I did that, I bet my jeans wouldn't fit me by the end of the week.
/\ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、ﾞ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ
Ah, the many admirers of Kaito and Len. It's funny how Len has a few more girls who love him. I mean, wow. Even Miku Hatsune has a crush on him. And she's the most beautiful girl in our school.
Oh yeah. Did I mention Kagamine-kun's baby pictures are a hit? :D I told you! I told you he's worth your money! :D
Anyway, I'm tired and glad no one in my family isn't peeved at me today. It's time for us to depart, my many watchers. It's great I got to talk to you all… and remember, Teto loves you.
So… on a last note, tell me what you'd do with life's lemons! XD. And don't forget to follow me on twitter.
Teto-God forever.
(Thirty minutes later)
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Nami Kagamine: When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em back and demand chocolate.
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Nami Kagamine: Hello, Teto! This is Rin. I must say that computers are amazing! Did you know about the strange device controlling the screen? It is called a mouse. But why, I wonder… it hardly looks like a mouse. Oh, you have my congratulations on your popular blog. And… life gives lemons? When? How? I thought you had to buy them.
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Meiko: When life gives you lemons, throw them at Teto.
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Kaito: What, no ice cream? D: Oh. I didn't know Meiko had another best friend. She's in love with him? …Haha. WOW. He sounds really stupid. But I'll send him my condolences anyway. Wish him luck I guess. He'll need it. LOL. Oh, and get well soon Kasane.
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Meiko: -_- Lemons are life's bitter fruit. Might as well eat them.
From: Teto Kasane
To: Meiko
Subject: Over a decade
Looks like this makes the 11th year for you, Meiko, my buddy.
Well. You could always hook up with me. ;)
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From: Meiko
To: Teto Kasane
Subject: leave me alone.
HAHAOKAY I seriously hope that was a joke. And even if it's not funny I'd still be laughing. Out of relief. Because no offense, but... NEVER.
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From: Teto Kasane
To: Meiko
Subject: re: leave me alone.
-_- Yesh, no wonder you don't have a boyfriend. Number one, you have no sense of humor. Number two, Hatsune was right when she said your period was irregular, and three, you have the WEIRDEST TASTE.
I mean, seriously. Why Kaito? Of all the people in the world... I'd understand if it were Ted-kun or Kagamine-kun or even that weirdo professor gaku-ohcrapluka i mean... yeah, even professor gakuohcrap... luka. XD. Luka says hi.
...Never mind, I'd kill you if you went for Ted-kun.
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From: Meiko
To: Teto Kasane
Subject: re: leave me alone.
...Hatsune told you about my monthly issues? Just really? Okay, why'd you two even talk about me?
Anyway, wow. I could say a lot of reasons why you don't have have a boyfriend either. Shall I go through #1-#129?
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From: Teto Kasane
To: Meiko
Subject: re: leave me alone.
Number one, because I'm too sexy.
Two, because I'm too sexy.
Three, because I'm too sexy.
Four, because I'm too sexy... need I go on? :)
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From: Meiko
To: Teto Kasane
Subject: re: leave me alone.
Even if you were a dude, there's no way I'd go out with you. :P And no you seriously need a shrink if you think you're sexy.
I mean...
I love you. ^_^
not.
But seriously. Have you looked in a mirror lately?
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From: Teto Kasane
To: Meiko
Subject: re: leave me alone.
Have you?
Bitchpants.
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From: Meiko
To: Teto Kasane
Subject: re: leave me alone.
Mental person is mental. :( You're just mad about your boobs... oh wait, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.
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From: Teto Kasane
To: Meiko
Subject: re: leave me alone.
HEY! AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE MELONS THAT AREN'T LIFE HAZARDOUS! Seriously, I feel like everytime you swing around, I have to duck...
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From: Meiko
To: Teto Kasane
Subject: re: leave me alone.
OKAY THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE
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(Half an hour later...)
From: Teto Kasane
To: Meiko
Subject: OMG WHY
GET AWAY FROM MY WINDOW YOU LOVELESS FREAK YOU! AND PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!
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1 new message(s) received!
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From: Kaito
To: Teto Kasane
Subject: O_O
...Wait. Santa doesn't exist?
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From: Teto Kasane
To: Luka Megurine
Subject: lalala
XD This is why we love Kaito.
A/N: Yes, WE DO LOVE KAITO. LOL.