What chapter is this? Oh yeah 26. Hmmm, been a little while. I don't apologize. Im done with that shit.
Peter: Get over yourself.
Fuck you asshole. Just mad cuz while I'm getting jacked, your rating aren't increasing like your weight.
Peter: (Sniff sniff) Cold man
Fuck you. Todays guest will be the lead singer of Black Veil Brides…. Andy Samberg.
Menendez: Sir he's from the Lonely Island. We have Andy Biersak.
I knew I should have studied the damn script. Anyway, welcome Andy.
Andy: Hello everyone.
Please…. If you would be so kind as to do our disclaimer.
Andy: For all y'all bitches who don't know, Sember2013 doesn't own any of this shit except for what he has created and can get away with motherfuckers.
That will remain one of my favorite introductions for life. Now onto the story.
Chapter 26: You will beg for death at my sight
"FINN." A voice yelled out as the front door of Marceline's house was pounded on. The slowly made his way to the door even though there was great urgency in the voice.
When he finally opened the door, he saw Jason standing there with a package under his arm. "It's here." He greeted Finn as he thrust the package into Finn's chest and turned to leave. "Yo!" Finn called out to his brother. Jason stopped and spun on his heel, "Yes?" He asked gently. "Where ya going?" Finn asked, wanting to talk to his brother.
"Bro, I just got home after two days of traveling, killing and resisting the urge to rip that package open and see what's inside. I need sleep on a soft bed with no marauders." Finn laughed, "Still staying with James?" "Yeah. His place is so nice. It's got a BMO720 and holostation 4. THOSE ARENT EVEN RELEASD YET. And the beds," He shivered in ecstasy. "I had an orgasm and jizzed myself the first time I laid on my bed." Finn shook his head, "I didn't need to hear that at all. Anyway, thanks for the delivery and enjoy your z's." Finn told as is brother. "Oh I will." He said as he left and Finn returned to his dreams.
1 week later: Time to Finns death Aprx. 1 week 26 hours 37 minutes 45 seconds and 130 million nano-seconds.
"Hey Finn? I'm going to the store, I'll be back in a little while." Called Marceline upstairs to a working Finn. "Alright, see you later" Called Finn. He was building an add on to the second floor for the baby he an Marceline were planning on creating in the last week he had. No matter how many times he had to bang her, no matter what position, or on top of what, he was going to impregnate her. She had made him promise even against his arguments. He claimed it wasn't fair that she'd have to carry the child of someone who will be gone in a week, but he had chosen quite possibly the most stubborn dame in the land.
To Marceline:
"I can't wait to start on the baby!" Marceline squealed to herself. "I honestly don't care if I'm pregnant after the first time, I'm gonna tell him it came up negative for days. Even if he isn't that good at it. (WHORE! Peter: Like your ex. FUCK YOU!)
At the Candy Kingdom watchtower:
"OH you think you're real clever. First you take him just to mock me, now you plan on taking his purity and bearing his child. I don't care what he wants, I love him and I want the mad D like a motherfucker right now. I gotta thirst that only that boy can be quenchin." Said the princess who had been watching way too many pre-war Madea movies and had begun speaking in a ghetto dialect understood by few. (Just sayin, I never watched any of them.) I got plans for you bitch. GUARDS. APPREHEND THE VAMPIRE. USE OF FORCE IS AUTHORIZED BUT ONLY NON-LETHAL."
Back to Marceline walking back with the groceries:
Marceline was enjoying a mostly quite float back to her home with Finn, the only sound was that of the wind an her humming when her peace was interrupted. A garlic ball hit her square in the face causing her to fall in pain. She looked up through the searing pain in time to see a guard slap her with a slice of pizza. It burned because of the garlic on it. She was then bounded with something that caused a massive surge of pain around her wrists. When she tried to pull the restraint apart, they refused to break. Whatever they were was negating her supernatural strength.
"Oh do I have plans for you." Marceline heard a sweet yet sadistic voice announce happily. Marceline forced her eyes open through the pain to see non-other than one Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum. "You really thought that a monster and a hero would have the happily ever after? Those stories only end with a PRINCESS and a hero."
Marceline chuckled lightly, somehow. "What's so funny?" Demanded the princess. There are so many things wrong with your little fantasy." Marceline said softly. "Like what?" said the now offended princess. "Let's start at the beginning…. For one, and this is a massive one, he doesn't like you let alone love you dumbass. Two, he's not a hero anymore, he's given it up. Three, another big one, he loves meh. Four, he's going to die in a week." That last one had earned Marceline a slap to the face, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU SICK FREAK?" Yelled Bubblegum.
"It's the demon inside him killing him. Bitch." Marceline replied angrily. "Not my Finn." She said in a disheartened voice. "I don't care; I'll take him for as long as I can get him." Marceline grunted, "But he doesn't want you. Move on or he'll kill you. He's not the same anymore. He doesn't like people messing with his family."
"Pfft. You are not his family." Retorted Bubblegum. "Yeah, that's why we're trying to have a kid. So we aren't family." "HE WOULD NEVER HAVE A KID WITH YOU. You're a vile creature that belongs to live in hell with her father and whore mother!" "I'm gonna enjoy watching you die." Marceline said, hatred seething from her voice.
"ENOUGH!" Yelled a voice hidden in the show of the corner of the room. "This part of the plan is complete. We must make preparations for the next phase. Bring him in." Bubblegum left the room and returned a moment later, another figure slightly behind her. "Hello Mar-Mar." said the new figure. "ASH?" she yelled shocked, angry, and fearful of what was about to happen. "Do it." Said the still hidden figure. Ash spoke a spell and Marceline fell into an enchanted slumber."
And this is where the true plot thickens. I now it took forever but hey… I have baseball now and my grades are getting worse. Hop off my dick. Hope you enjoyed and ill try to hurry with the next. Maybe. Who knows? I need better episodes to watch and all the new ones ARE BORING THE BLUE FUCK OUTTA ME. K bye