OOOOOOOHHHH SHIEEEEET MA NIGGAHS IM BACK LIKE AMOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF MOTHERFUCKING HELL BITCHES.

Peter: a little too much?

No I don't think so.

Peter: Then lets get cracking motherfucker

There ya go. First off, you motherfuckers sent me some hate….. I don't hold it against you at all. I bet most of those who were reading this wont cuz ive been gone so long. I just never open my laptop anymore. Im always busy with school, baseball, not doing homework, and working out

Peter: cuz you don't want to be a fat fuck like me or how you used to be.

Low. Very low. I was 115 pounds at like 6. Mostly fat. Now im 6ft and 180. JACKED IKE A MOTHERFUCK YA MOTHERFUCKERS

Peter: Not

You're lucky Menendez is on break. Anyway our guest toay is the giant chicken

Peter: BT YOU SAID HE WAS DEAD

I CONTROL THIS REALM. GO CHICKEN

Chicken: Sember2013 doesn't own anything except for what he has created and can get away with.

Good now lets go to the story

Peter: Yeah the shit that's about to go own is going to be to graphic

Peter…. Why is your weapon of choice an extremely powerful vibrator 0.0

Chapter….. 27? Uhmmmm its been too long no title

Finn was beginning to pace extremely fast in his living room. He was surrounded by all of his closest friends. He had called them together because of his missing girlfriend. Marceline had been missing for hours and he as getting worried.

"Finn you have to calm down buddy." Said jake, he was trying to calm down finn so he'd stop pacing, he was getting dizzy following him back and forth. "I cant. She's in trouble. I know it Jake." "Finn, its Marceline. Why are you so worried. She's lasted over 1000 years." "I don't know. Something is really wrong though. When things are bad, the big guys inside starts getting hard to suppress. Its really bad right now." Jake went silent as everyone else continued to watch Finn nervously.

He was becoming very twitchy and and everyone was getting scared. He was wound up tight and he needed to release the tension. What didn't release the tension was the explosion outside the cave where the house dwelled. Finn sprinted outside to see a man standing in a crater. "Who are you?" Finn asked, sounding more like a demand.

"That is of little importance. I am here to declare war on you and your family. In 3 days, your girlfriend will be killed at the temple of the red sky by her father Hudson Abadeer. Bring your army. You will need all you have." "Who is your army? There isn't anyone who would dare fight against my family." Yelled James.

"Night-o-sphere demons, nightwalkers, vampires, mercenaries, and many other abominations and creatures. We outnumber you 1000 to 1. Your daddys little army wont save you. You have 3 days to prepare." Said the figure before he disappeared in a blanket of smoke.

Everyone began working quickly. James was calling up the assassins for assistance, (I types ass a lot there) Jason was calling their father, Jake and Lady went off to get the armies of the other kingdoms, and Finn….. well Finn was just standing there. He was boiling over with rage.

"Jason, tell dad we need the army here tomorrow. James, get the assassins her by sunset. Jason also get that elite squad of yours here right away. James call Jake and tell them to bring all armies that are willing to fight with us at the tree fort. We're taking the fight to them. We need everything ready in two days. I need that order I had sent you send to the Nightwalker Kingdom."

The brothers nodded and did as told as Finn walked outside the cave. "I'm coming for you Marceline. Whoever did this….. will pay. They will pay dearly."

Im tired. Night Motherfuckas. I wear your granddads clothes. I look incredible.