Well shit another one in the same month. Somebody is masturbating to the right God. AnYwAyS, on comment from the last chapter said I was on drugs. That is false. Fuck yourself with a trident. Vigorously. Ehhhhh today everyone has off. So it's just me and the guest…. And the guest today isssssssssss…. Idk. One second. Uhhhhhhhmm how about… Maka from Soul Eater.

Maka: You don't even watch the show

I KEEP FORGETTING

Maka: Whatever. Hi everyone! Sember owns nothing except for his ideas, his created character, and whatever the fuck he can get away with.

Great intro. TO THE STORY.

Chapter 28: You guys need titles?

*Two days after the last chapter*

"Finn?!" Jason called out through the large crowd that would make up their army, "Dads here." He called out as a tremendous army rose out from the rising sun of the new morning. Finn began to work his way through the crowd to his father at the front of the army.

He was dressed in a bulletproof vest with a long sword on his side with a golden crowd slightly tilted to one side on his head. He had camo pants and shirt on under his protective padding. "Hello father." "Finn my boy. I wish we could meet again on better terms." He stated boldly. "As do I but unfortunately that's not the case. We should go to the war room and discuss what we know." "Ah yes. Let us go. I have that little order you had put in at the kingdom." He said as he handed Finn a long, thin, but heavy parcel.

"Thank you. Lets go." Said Finn thankfully but seriously. They quickly walked into the living room of the tree house which is now the war room. "AS the one with largest army, all the princess who has sided with Finn the Hero," Finn flinched at being called a hero, as usual, "we have elected you, Ruler of the nightwalkers, Leader of all of us." Said muscle princess.

"Why thank you, but I know little of this region, so my sons shall take control. Boys, the floor is yours. Your command is my command." Thank you father." Said Jason, who received a happy smile from his father. "We already have everything laid out. We were just waiting for you." Said James. Finn took out a map and all the boys started directing all the princesses where to move their armies.

Their father was not paying attention to the boys words. He was so happy to see them all again. He never thought it would be possible with the sides that they had aligned themselves with. He was also so proud of how they had become. It only took him a second to see their battle plan and he loved it. He didn't think he and his best generals could make a plan this strong even if they had months, but these 3 had done it such a short plan.

"We attack through the cover of the night. I'm going for Marceline and Dad, you, James, and Jason will be fighting with me up to her. After we have breached through, I'll take Hudson while you guys find any generals or people who could make a difference in this war. This is going to be fast and bloody." Finished Finn.

"Finn if I may make a suggestion, allow me to put me around each squadron." Said Finns father. "I have a large surplus of soldiers and we have trained to be able protect all allies. We could slow enemy advancements while taking an offensive stand while taking a defensive one." Finn nodded, "I approve. Make the necessary movements, we head out in two hours. Come brothers, we must prepare ourselves."

The boys quickly ran up to the bedroom, it had hastily been turned into an armory for the three and Jake before he was forced to stay back with Lady. Finn would not allow him o be put at risk with his kids on the way. "Finn, me and Jason got some stuff. You have a tough battle when you get to Hunson." Said James as the two pulled out one large box each. "You guys shouldn't have." Jason smiled, "We know….. but we did. Get over it." They slid the two boxes over to him because they were very hard to lift due to their weight.

Finn opened Jason's box to find a blue version of his armor. It had a lightning emblem on each shoulder, on the left red and black right, and a white spine on the back of the armor. "Holy shit. This is amazing." Jason smiled at his little brother, "Extremely durable. They'll have a problem cutting through that. I don't even think it's possible."

"Open mine now." James said hastily. Finn did as commanded and found a white version of James's assassin uniform. The left arm was black and the right red, with the rest of it white, except for the red outlining of the hood. "Well this is fucking fantastic." Said Finn who seriously appreciated his brothers gifts.

"So which one are you gonna wear?" Asked James. "Obviously mine." Said Jason. "No you two aren't fighting about this. Get ready and go downstairs. I'll be down in a few."

Ten minutes later the two brothers were sitting in the living room when Finn walked down wearing the assassin armor. "Haha faggot he's wearing mine." Mocked James. "Wrong I'm wearing both." Said Finn as he pointed to the lightning patches glowing through the shoulders of the assassin armor.

"Damn that's a good idea." Said James. "That combo is made of straight sex." Said Jason. Finn walked over to the box his father had delivered and opened it to reveal his new sword. It was a long, think, black blade with red running through the deep black of the blade like dye in the water. "Now that is just too much sex." Said James as Finn holstered the new sword next to his pure white albino blade.

"Ready?" Asked Finn. "You certainly are." Said Jason. "I'll take that as a yes. Get everyone moving. We have bitches to kill." "Hell yeah." Cheered James.

James walked up to the front of this illustrious army with his two brothers and his father by his side, "Rise now my brothers in arms. Rise now so that you may have the privilege to fall in battle. Rise so you may force those who seek your destruction to fall to their knees and beg for mercy. Go so you can witness them beg for mercy, and laugh at them before you tear off the head, rip through their flesh with you blades and your hands. Rise so you may reap the rewards of war." AS James finished his speech the whole army cheered.

"He gives a damn good speech." Whispered the King of the nightwalkers to his other sons. "I know, even I'm pumped." Whispered back Jason over the roar of the soldiers in front of him.

Can you believe I can do all this in one night. One Night. I'm a boss. Night.