Well Fuck, im still alive everyone… barely

Richtoften: That can be changed

Go fuck Samantha. Anyway todays guest is Ivan Moody from Five Finger Death Punch

Ivan: You dumb fucks should already know this motherfucker doesn't own any of this fucking shit except for what he has thought of bitches

I enjoyed that. Onward, MARCH

"You lose old man." Finn said in a raspy voice. "This isn't possible. I just…. And you… but….." Hunson, tried to formulate words to use but gave up, he was in awe of the power he felt, the rage, the evil. It made him feel small and weak. "There's no escape for you, you poor pawn. Your mind isn't even your own." He spoke eerily. "What do you mean?" Finn chuckled, "My apologies, you couldn't have known your mind had been possessed by a spell. It's disappointing though, you would think the lord of evil and chaos would be able to break the spell of a weak wizard like the one who owns your mind. He's just a jealous ex of your daughters."

As he spoke those words, black smoke began to rise from a spot next to Hunson. The smoke quickly began to take a form and turned into none other than the abusive wizard, Ash. "I'm not weak!" He yelled. "You're a fool. You would have Marceline lose her soul because she doesn't want to be with an abusive asshole. You could have moved on, lived long and found a dumb bitch who would stay with you, but no. you had to try and torture her some more. Well now you've pissed the kid off, and he has given me permission to kill you." With that he charged at blinding speed, nearly knocking Hunsons head off with a left hook, and then dashing at Ash. Drawing his white sword and swinging his word in a violent arch that ash barely missed. "Who are you?" ash asked in a panicked, frightened voice. "I am evil. I am destruction. I am the end. I am no one's beginning. I had a name, but it doesn't fit me anymore. I am now Legion. I am one, with the power of many. You shall fear me. You shall beg for your life. I will respond with only the swing of my blade." Responded the body of Finn.

As stood and turned to run but he fell when he felt a sharp pain in his leg. He looked down to see a black blade sticking out of his leg, the hilt touching the bag of his leg. He stared in horror as he was in too much pain to even yell. He saw Finn walking to him, slowly. Each step calculated so that he could let Ash suffer but not get bored. Finn grabbed the handle and ripped it out of his leg, blood poured out of the open wound. "Who?" Finn demanded. "it was… it was… prin…. Princess… bubblegum."

Finn just nodded, turned and began to walk away. "you're going to let me live?" Finn whipped around and launched the white sword straight into Ash's skull. "not on your life." Finn watched as Hunson began to regain conscience. He didn't have time to wait for him." He radioed to his brothers, "guys, come up and take care of Hunson and Marceline. I have some more things to take care of." When he was finished, he vanished as if he were never there.

Yeah, I have no idea when ill make another or if people even want another chapter. School is hard now and there is a lot of good porn on the internet. Sue me.