Could it be? Have I returned to finish what I stared? Will anyone ever read this as it regains stem towards the end. I have no friggin idea. I wish I did. But I don't.
Peter: Maybe if you weren't a lazy depressed fuck up you could finish something.
Hey I finish with a lot of things.
Peter: Ive heard otherwise from a certain girl.
We don't talk about that.
Peter: Is she why your being a major bitch?
…maybe
Peter: I blame that damn show
HEY! That show got me back into this.
Peter: I just ont understand why someone needs 5 bitches.
We need reasons to have 5 bitches?
Peter: That's true.
If anyone can guess the ANIME show im talking about maybe ill have peter blow you
Peter: I will do no such thing
Would you do it for some crack?
Peter: I AM SO FUCKING READY
Anyway…. Today im gonna try to continue. Better late than never.
Chapter 32
Seamus disappeared in a flash. He had to finish this now. He was tired of the pawns. Tired of the pointless was of time. He wanted to give the kid some time to relax with his loved one before his malevolent powers killed him. He reappeared at the door to the pink whores castle. "No more suffering after this kid." Seamus promised. With a snap of his fingers the giant candy doors exploded open.
He walked into the vast emptiness of the dark castle and ascended the steps one by one. A predator stalking his prey. Savoring the time on the hunt. He walked into the throne room and saw his target smiling at him.
"You've come back to me love." She stated happily. Next to her, sitting on top of a scepter, was the soul of Marceline the Vampire Queen. It floated around in it holding sphere. Seamus took one step and in a fraction of the time it took to breathe, stole what belonged to the one he loved. "You will receive no mercy from me or my brethren. You have tortured my master and destroyed hat held the delicate fabric of his mind together. For these crimes, I will make you watch as I pull a rib from your insides and slice your throat open and laugh as you bleed pink, disgusting, rich, whore blood all over these nice white marble floors."
The queen stared at him petrified. "I had no option. I accepted a deal to get you back, and I couldn't back out. None of us could." "WHO CAUSED ALL OF THIS?" Seamus yelled as the scepter impaled through the soft bubblegum tissue. "IM TIRED OF THESE GAMES." She screamed out in fear and pain, "I don't know. All I know is they're so powerful they made the Lich a mere messenger. He is the one who gave me the offer."
As if on que, the ancient beat wrapped it green arms around him, appearing from nowhere. Seamus merely stood there. "Do you have no fear of me boy?" asked the monster. "Your master. Who are they?" He asked calmly, so much so it almost seemed of disinterest. "You are in no position to be asking question fool."
White lightning ripped through the air as it shocked the Lich back. "I do not fear you fool. I am more powerful than you could even dream of becoming. Your actions in this life and all of your lives are nothing compared to the evil I can bring down." A bolt of lightning enter the hero's hand and sagged to the floor leaving singe marks. He used as a whip on Lich, striking him over and over again. Each strike gained more and more speed and gained more and more power.
"I YIELD." Screamed the beast. "Now answer my question while I feel merciful." "My master is a fearsome monster. His power may even rival yours. You will meet him soon but I cannot tell you his name. I say what he allows me to. That is all I can offer you." Feeling unsatisfied by the answer, Seamus wrapped his lightning whip around the monsters throat a began sending pulse of electricity through into his foe as he choked the life out him for the last time.
When the deed was done he looked at the dissolving carcass, "I thought the boy ended you for good. Hmmm, evil never dies but I guess it'll need a new face from now on." He looked over at the stunned princess as she was ready to pass out. He reached into her stomach with a quick movement of his hand and was ready to do exactly as he had promised. "You have no use on this planet anymore. I can't blame you for doing what you did. The boy is easy to love but I cannot forgive you either."
He left the cast covered in blood and it was then he received a message on his radio. "Finn? Finn I'm sorry. I wasn't strong enough. We weren't strong enough. It's your big brother. I failed you again. Be careful. Hes strong. I'm so happy I got to meet you and your personalities and everything. Even the scary one." He coughed in pain. His words were ragged and heavy. Seamus felt tears well up. Are his brothers ok? What happened?
"I have 1 regret in life. And now, I can see her again and tell her how sorry I am for failing her too. Im coming Kristen. Ill see you soon baby doll. Forgive… me." With that the line went dead. "JAMES?! JAMES?! What happened? What's going on?" the line was silent for a while as tears strolled down the face that belonged to Finn. At once, 5 powerful figures began to cry one solemn tear after the other in unison. Then the line picked up. "Wenk! Wenk!"
Seamus reappeared to see his foe. The creature who had orchestrated all this. It was the little black penguin Gunther with Flame Princess tied to a fire resistant collar. "How are you the one behind this?" Seamus asked in utter disbelief. "Wenk wenk wenk wenk wenk" "You learned how to control the lich and wanted revenge for me destroying your home time after time while beating the one who raised you?"
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"Wenk"
OOOOOHHHHH SHIT. WHO SAW IT COMING?
Richtoften: I hate you
So do a lot of people
Peter: Damn depressed fuck ups
I hate you both.
Peter: Faggot
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