Author's Note: I LUV CAMEOS!
"Alright! We're all together now!" Robert cheered. "Now the party can officially begin!"
"Not so fast, playboy." Blue Mary chimed in, her arms folded. "We have to discuss where we're going."
"Oooh! Oooh! Uhhh... how about Mac's Bar?" Ryo suggested, to which everyone immediately groaned.
"Ryo... you are the only one who would to go somewhere as lame and gross as Mac's Bar." Mai replied shaking her head.
"We could go to Pao Pao Cafe!" Yuri suggested. "I like watching those dreadlocked dudes dance!"
"How about L'amour?" Andy said. "King could get us all a discount!"
"I just got AWAY from L'amour. Why the hell would I wanna go back?!" King grumbled.
"Guys, guys. Why don't we just go to Duck King's new nightclub?" Terry chimed in with a shrug.
Everyone suddenly stopped bickering.
"Well... that doesn't sound too bad actually." Ryo said in agreement.
"It's got drinks... dancing... ENERGY..." Mai whispered seductively in Andy's ear, causing him to shudder.
"Plus I'm friends with Duck King, so he'll let us in cheap." Terry said with a wink.
"Sheesh, is there anyone you're NOT friends with?" Ryo asked.
"Hey, Terry's a lovable guy." Blue Mary chimed in with a grin, punching Terry's shoulder.
"Then it's settled? Duck King's club?" Robert asked.
Everyone nodded and agreed in unison.
"Great! Then let's get the hell out of here and go DO SOMETHING!" Robert yelled.
"Wooooo! PARTAY!" Mai whooped.
"AND ROBERT'S PAYING FOR EVERYTHING!" Andy yelled.
"HELL YES I A- hey, wait a minute. You bastard...!"
The eight of them exited the house, taking a moment to admire the huge place from the outside. It was truly a damn fine house.
"We carpooling?" Ryo asked.
"Hell yes! Let's take my car!" Robert replied. With a determined whoop, he leaped into the driver's seat of his fancy red convertible.
"You're kidding, right? We all can't fit in that." Terry declared, his arms folded.
"I'll sit in Robert's lap!" Yuri yelled.
"Um, that's not a good idea baby. Last time we ended up making out and I almost totaled it." Robert replied, scratching his head.
"I'll sit in Andy's lap!" Mai exclaimed, putting her arms around the nervous ninja.
"N-n-not wearing that, you're not." Andy replied, struggling to pry himself from her embrace.
"For the record, I'm not sitting in anyone's lap." King chimed in.
"Really? Not even Ryoooooo's..." Yuri teased. King playfully shoved her.
Suddenly, their debate was drowned out by the roaring sound of Blue Mary's motorcycle. When they looked over, she had already donned her helmet and sunglasses.
"Count me out. I don't do well in crowded vehicles."
"Aw cmon, Mary..." Robert pleaded. "I promise Ryo won't stare at your boobs if you sit next to him."
"Heh, you guys go ahead. One less to worry about." Blue Mary chuckled. She turned to Terry and looked at him, lowering her sunglasses.
"Wanna ride?"
Terry thought about it for a sec before giving a tiny shrug. "Two less to worry about."
With a grin, Terry hopped onto the back and wrapped his arms around Blue Mary, trying but failing to not squish her giant bosom. Mary didn't seem to mind as she revved up her engine and prepared to tear out.
"Meet you guys at the club." she said, blowing a kiss before speeding off into the distance, Terry clinging to her from behind.
"Welp, that takes care of that." Robert shrugged. "Okay, Yuri rides shotgun. Not up for debate."
"Aw, Robbie!" Yuri said, blushing.
Ryo, King, Andy and Mai looked at the backseat.
"Thing we can all cram in there?" Ryo pondered.
"I suggest guys on one side, girls on the other." Andy suggested, not bothering to hide his desperation not to sit next to his sexual predator of a date.
"That's cool. We can sit in the middle..." Mai whispered, pressing her chest against Andy's arm.
"Gaahh... not what I had in mind..."
"Get a grip, you guys. Ryo and King sit together, Andy and Mai sit together. You're all on a date! For God's sake, act like it!" Yuri commanded.
For the duration of the trip it was a pretty smooth ride, aside from Robert's wild maneuvers on the highway and Mai trying to snuggle up to Andy. But things started to get a little too hectic for Ryo when Robert decided to slam on the gas.
"WAAAAH! SLOW DOWN, DAMMIT!" he squealed. King gasped when she noticed a very hard grip crushing her hand. She looked down and noticed Ryo was the one squeezing her.
"Aw cmon dude, don't be such a pussy!" Robert yelled from the front, the wind making his voice kind of hard to hear. "Hey! Check this out!"
With a grin Robert leaned over and kissed Yuri, his eyes not even on the road. Yuri didn't seem to have a problem with it and gladly returned the favor as the two made out in the front seat.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED!" Andy squealed.
"Don't worry, Andy! Here, hold onto me for protection!" Mai yelled, throwing her arms around Andy's neck and pulling his face into her boobs. At that moment Andy didn't know what his death would be: Robert's wild driving or death by suffocation.
Eventually, Robert laughed and calmed down when he decided they had had enough. He finally quit kissing Yuri and resumed his focus.
"Whew... um, hey Ryo? Can I have my hand back?" King asked. Ryo looked down and finally noticed he was squeezing the hell out of her hand.
"Sorry!" he said, quickly removing his tight grip.
MEANWHILE, DEEP IN SOUTHTOWN...
The sun was already starting to set as Terry and Blue Mary stood outside Duck King's nightclub, patiently waiting for their friends to arrive. Neither of them was much for conversation, so they mainly just stood there in the long line and admired the view.
Blue Mary was silently thinking when she looked over and noticed Terry rubbing his arms frantically.
"Hey. Are you cold?" she asked.
"Nah, I'm fine." Terry replied, trying to shrug it off. "It's just, the night air is getting kinda cool."
Blue Mary knew he wouldn't admit he was cold, so she decided to take the initiative. She slowly stripped off her jacket, to which Terry immediately tried to stop her.
"Y-y-you don't have to..."
"It's okay." she replied softly. "I know you'll take good care of it."
She gently placed the jacket around Terry, straightening it for him. Terry slid his arms into the sleeves and caressed the seams out of it a few times.
"It looks good on you." she said with a smile.
"Thanks." Terry said, a hint of shyness in his voice. "You know... it's nice to see you smiling. You always said you would never smile again after... you know."
"Heh... guess I just can't help myself when I'm in the midst of good company." Mary replied. She leaned over and put her head on Terry's shoulder, Terry returning the favor by gently caressing her hair.
BACK IN THE CAR...
Robert, Yuri, and Mai's wild attitudes finally died down and the car ride was actually peaceful for once. Robert was actually quiet, his eyes fixated on the road. He was leaned back and was steering with one hand. Ever so smoothly, he slid his free hand over to Yuri's and gently gripped it. With a smile, Yuri leaned her head against Robert's arm. Robert was a fun and spontaneous guy, but sometimes she really enjoyed these quiet, tender moments.
Andy finally pulled the stick out of his ass and let Mai rest her head on his lap. While she nuzzled his leg, he gently caressed her hair.
King and Ryo were the only two that didn't seem to be loosening up any. They were still awkwardly pressed against each other, trying to find even the most simple of subjects to make small talk.
Surprisingly, Ryo was the one to attempt the first move.
"Are you comfortable?"
King seemed lost in a trance as she admired the city lights, but she snapped out of it when she heard Ryo's voice.
"Oh... yeah, I'm fine. Do you have enough arm room?"
"Well.. yeah, I mean... It's kinda aching."
"You know... you could stretch it out some if you put it around me."
The two of them stared at each other for a second, a smile forming on King's lips. Ryo was impressed with how flawlessly she pulled that off. Damn, she's got better moves than he does!
Ryo finally gave in and with a grin, he put his arm around King. Almost instinctively, she pressed her head against him. Finally, they were loosening up.
"Hey, y'all still awake back there?" Robert called out. "The fun's only beginning!"
"We made it!" Yuri exclaimed, pointing at Duck King's fancy nightclub. Not surprisingly at all, it was duck themed. There was even a huge ass duck prop on the roof.
After finding a good parking spot, the six of them crawled out and stretched a few times. Once they were nice and ready, they made their way to the line.
"Do you see them?" Ryo asked.
"I'm looking!" Robert replied angrily. "Where are they... WHERE ARE THEY? Did they go in without us?!"
"Uhhh guys? I'm looking right at them." Andy pointed out. He pointed exactly to where Terry and Blue Mary were standing. Thankfully, they were right near the front.
"Ooooh look at the ninja being all perceptive." Robert mocked.
"Oh shut it Robbie. You're just mad because we have eyes." Mai retorted.
"Guys, quit arguing and come on. We can cut in front of them." Ryo urged.
With no shame whatsoever, the six of them made their way to the front of the line and cut in front of all the poor suckers waiting from behind.
"Glad to see you guys survived the trip here." Terry laughed.
"Well we almost didn't." Ryo scoffed, "Robert can be a real asshole when he's wired."
"Aw, you guy's weren't in any danger, Robbie is the safest driver in the world!" Yuri exclaimed, hugging Robert.
"Yeah, and Hell has an ice cream stand." Andy retorted, rolling his eyes.
The eight of them finally arrived at the club entrance, where to their surprise, none other than Jack Turner was serving as the bouncer.
"JACK?" Ryo, Robert, King and Yuri all said in unison.
"Oh, hey kids. King! You're lookin sexy as usual." Jack said, giving her a creepy grin.
"How the hell did you get this job?" Ryo asked.
"How do you think? I'm a big, beefy motherfucker that's how!' Jack spat. He took a moment to blow a huge pink bubble from the bubblegum he was always chewing.
"I thought Raiden- I mean Big Bear was the bouncer here." Terry pointed out.
"Ah, he works on weekdays. I got weekends."
"Oh... well you'll still let us in for a discount, right?' Ryo asked. "You know, for all those good times we had beating you up?"
"Maybe... if King gives me her number." Jack said with a giddy smile.
"I told you I'm never going out with you, you big oaf!" King snapped. "Especially after you and your stupid Neo Black Cats gang captured me and made me work for that bald headed bastard!"
"Aw cmon. I was just following Mr. Big's orders." Jack whined. "Cmon, PLEEEEASE? I promise I'll only call you once a week."
"Look fatty, if I show you my boobs can we just go inside?" Mai asked.
"SURE!" Jack immediately yelled.
Without an ounce of hesitation, Mai grabbed her tiny red top and lifted it ever so slightly, freeing her large gazongas which bounced around like balloons as soon as they were no longer constricted by the tight fabric.
"HOLY SHIT!" Jack squealed. He nearly choked to death as he swallowed his gum and it got stuck halfway in his windpipe.
"Thanks!" Mai exclaimed, pulling her top back down and strutting inside. The seven others followed behind, their heads all hanging in shame.
As soon as they stepped inside, they were greeted by the dazzling light shows and blaring music. The entire building rumbled with the loud beat of the intense dance music. The patrons were on the dance floor, unleashing their tension and all worries in life with drinks in their hands. Of course, being the center of the show, Duck King was up on stage keeping the crowd pumped and exhibiting his impressive array of dance moves. It was truly phenomenal how he could use his skill set for combat as well as entertainment.
"This place is awesome!" Yuri yelled.
"What?!" Robert yelled.
"THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!"
"WHAT?!"
"NOTHING!"
"Hey, you guys wanna find a booth?" Ryo asked. "Let's get some drinks!"
"Oh, no you don't!" Yuri yelled. "You guys have been playing it safe all afternoon! This is a DATE, so take your DATES and go find your own booths!"
"Where are you going!?"
"Me and Robbie are gonna hit the dance floor! Would you be a sweetie and order me a cosmo?"
"Yeah, and get me a Manhattan! Thanks, dude!" Robert yelled.
Before Ryo could even open his mouth, Robert and Yuri headed for the dance floor. Unfortunately, Robert took his wallet with him.
"Gah! Assholes. Cmon King, let's...King? KING?"
"WAAAAAH RYOOO!" King cried as she was dragged away by a very familiar Capoeirista who was working part time.
"Break time's over, toots! Get back there and start making drinks!" Richard barked.
"Dammit Richard, I don't work here!" King yelled furiously. But the poor guy was so busy that he was already carrying out orders. With a disappointed sigh, King got behind the bar and started taking orders.
"This sucks... ah well, guess it's what I'm good at."
While Robert and Yuri went to the dance floor and Mai dragged Andy as well, Terry and Blue Mary were as far back from the noise and chaos as possible.
"...Don't suppose you wanna dance?" Terry offered.
"What do you think?" Mary responded. That was all the indication Terry needed.
"...Right. Let's find a secluded table."
MEANWHILE, ON THE DANCE FLOOR...
The pulsing sounds and the intense body heat fueled Robert and Yuri's energy as they grinded against each other, the sweat dripping from their bodies. As they gyrated and pressed against each other, the flames of arousal built up in both of them and only served to further intensify their movements together. The deafening music pounded in their ears, nullifying all of their senses and coherent thought. The heat reverberated through their bodies, their mouths wide open as they struggled to catch their breath. Their hearts pounded as their hands moved up and down their waists, squeezing and caressing. They were two wild animals, unable to control their own movements as their limbs flailed and hips grinded to the electrifying beat.
"Mai! Mai, where the hell did you go!" Andy called out. But he didn't have to look far; Mai had a way of becoming the center of attention no matter where she went.
"MAI SHIRANUI IN DA HOOOOOOUSE!" Duck King whooped. "SHOW US THOSE SEXY MOVES, GIRL!"
Mai was up on stage with Duck King, shaking her assets and not caring what she bared. Her plump breasts bounced around in the tiny fabric and nearly popped out as she shook her chest for the crowd. With every step, every twist, every thrust, her breasts jiggled wildly to the extent that even her large pink nipples were popping out of the top. She turned around and bent over to twerk for the crowd, her bare ass cheeks jiggling like gelatin and turning on every hot blooded male in the building. The red thong failed to cover up even her most intimate of places.
"Mai... you can't ever control yourself." Andy sighed, ashamed that his own pants had a raging boner at the sight of Mai's sexual dancing.
BACK AT THE TABLES...
Terry and Blue Mary were sitting at a table near the back corner, still trying to adjust to the loudness and intense atmosphere. Not many words were shared between them... not that they could hear each other anyway.
"Are you okay?" Terry asked.
"What?" Mary replied.
"ARE YOU OKAY!"
"YEAH! IT'S JUST LOUD!"
"Do you want your jacket back?"
"Naaaah, you keep wearing it. The girls need a little air anyway. This place is hot!" Blue Mary tugged at her top a few times, a cool draft rushing to her breasts.
Terry was EXTREMELY hot right now in Blue Mary's jacket. But he knew what this jacket meant to her, and he knew that stripping it off and tossing it aside would be an unforgivable sin, so he continued to wear it and just beared with the heat.
"You want me to get you a drink?" Terry asked.
"Why do you need to get me a drink? Why don't I get YOU a drink?" Blue Mary replied.
"I don't want you wandering through here by yourself. You might get lost."
"Fine, fine. Be Mr. Macho looking out for the little lady. I'll take a Blue Hawaiian."
Terry nodded and took his cap off, laying it on the table. He took an opportunity to wipe his sweaty brow.
"Hold that for me?"
As soon as Terry left, Blue Mary picked up the hat. She examined it for a few seconds, her curiosity at it's peak. She always wondered what it felt like to wear Terry's hat. The guy ALWAYS wore the thing! Maybe it was magical? Deciding to try it out, she placed Terry's hat on her head, adjusting it a few times.
"Huh... comfy."
MEANWHILE, AT RYO'S TABLE
Ryo was sitting all alone, wondering where the hell his date went. He was feeling quite sad, to be honest... things were going so well! Did she really just up and leave him?
As Ryo sat there brooding, Robert and Yuri came around and plopped next to him. They were panting loudly, the sweat trailing down their bodies.
"WHEW! What a workout!" Yuri said exhaling loudly.
"Yeah, you said it... you get our drinks?" Robert asked.
"No! I'm trying to find out where the hell King went!" Ryo grumbled.
"You haven't seen her?" Yuri asked.
"No, not since we got here. Man, I can't believe she stood me up..."
"Maybe she just had to go pee!" Yuri reassured.
"Don't be crazy, she hasn't taken a sip since we got here. Man... I really blew it. King hates me, guys."
"She doesn't hate you..." Robert said, putting his hand on Ryo's shoulder. "We'll get to the bottom of this. In the meantime... I'M FREAKIN THIRSTY!"
Deciding he didn't want to be alone anymore, Ryo followed Robert and Yuri to the bar. Along the way, they bumped into Terry and Andy.
"Oh, hey guys." Robert greeted. "Where's your gals?"
"Well I don't think you need to wonder where Mai is." Andy said with a sigh.
"Oh... I thought I saw a half naked girl on stage." Yuri chuckled.
"Have you guys seen King?" Ryo asked.
"No, I haven't. You, bro?"
"No, me either."
"Dammit..."
The five of them made their way to the bar. As soon as Ryo looked at the bartender, his mouth dropped.
"What the... KING?! What are you doing tending bar?!"
"Sorry, Ryo! I ran into Richard from Pao Pao Cafe and he mistook me for a bartender. He must have thought I was working part time here like him. I can't just leave though! It's very busy!"
"Aw shucks... my date left me to go pour drinks, and she's not even getting paid for it..."
"Don't be like that, Ryo. You'll make me feel bad..." King sad with a sad face. Suddenly, she got a devious idea.
"Wait! Since I'm back here, I'll make you guys whatever you want for free!"
This put a smile on all of their faces. "ALRIGHT! YOU'RE THE BEST, KING!"
Nobody in the club was any wiser as King continually refilled the glasses of her five friends. Now the party was really on! Ryo, Robert, Yuri, Terry and Andy were having the time of their lives as they downed beverage after tasty beverage. King honestly felt guilty for what she was doing, but at the same time... she felt like this was sweet justice for forcing her to work here on her time off. But when Yuri started to get weak in the knees, King finally grew a conscience and cut them off.
"Okay you guys, that's enough! You've been drinking for half an hour now!"
"Wha...what are you t...t...talkin about?" Robert slurred. "I barely feel a thing!"
"I dunno... I'm kinda b...buzzed..." Yuri said with an obnoxious laugh. "Bzzzz...bzzzz..."
"Guys... I just remembered... Blue Mary... she's still got my hat." Terry slurred, completely forgetting that the only reason he came to the bar was to get HER a drink.
"Hey... wh-where's Mai...?" Andy asked, wobbling a few times.
Suddenly, the six of them turned to see a commotion erupting on the other side of the bar.
"GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!"
A drunken Mai was laying prone on the bar, her skirt lifted wide open and a shot glass lodged between her ass cheeks. The equally drunken men around her were taking turns snatching the constantly refilled shot glass out of her ass with their mouths and downing the liquid inside.
"Haaaai Andeeeee..." Mai slurred, emitting a loud goofy laugh. "Shot?"
"MAI! GET OFF OF THERE IMMEDIATELY!"
Andy tried to go over there, but he was so dazed he tripped and fell a couple of times.
"Wheh I guh... guh...get over there... I'm whoo...whoopin all your asses!"
"Oh shit, Terry stop your brother!" Robert yelled. "T-Terry? Terry?"
But Terry was nowhere to be found.
Meanwhile, Blue Mary tapped her foot impatiently as she awaited her date... and more importantly, her drink!
Finally, Terry came stumbling in with a glass in his hand and plopped down in front of her.
"Hey... got your... drink..."
Blue Mary looked down at the glass, which was half empty. "Hmmm... seems to be underpoured. Who's working the bar?"
"S-s-sorry... I couldn't keep the glass sssssssteady..."
"I see... so YOU spilled my drink. Well guess what mister? Now you're not getting your hat back."
"Wha...?"
"Yep, I decided it looks good on my head."
"NOOO! MY PRECIOUS HAT!"
MEANWHILE AT THE BAR...
"ZAAAAANEEEEIKEEEEEN!"
Andy zoomed forward with a fiery elbow and plowed through all of the drunken buffoons taking advantage of his drunk out of her mind date. When Mai saw this, she was immediately lovestruck by his chivalrous act.
"OH ANDEEEE! I knew you cared about meeee!"
Mai leaped into Andy's arms, who actually caught her this time. She planted a big smooch right on his cheek.
"I knew you couldn't let another guy drink shots out of my ass!"
"Mai... if you do that again, I will whoop your hawt ass!" Andy replied.
"Ooooh... I'll try to be good, hee hee hee..."
Unfortunately, their problems weren't over yet as Jack came barging through the crowd and walked right up to them. Apparently, he witnessed the brawl that just ensued.
"There you guys are!" he bellowed. "Sorry, but no one fights in my club! I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave."
"Oh yeah?!" a drunken Ryo challenged.
"Yeah!"
"OH YEAH!"
"YEAH!"
"Well I got news for ya Jack... Jackalackalack... Jack bo back bananafanafofack... I've whooped your fat ass before and I'll do it again-"
Ryo's drunken rambling was cut off by a Knuckle of Fury to the face which rendered him unconscious immediately.
"Show some respect, kid. I've been doin this longer than you." Jack spat, cracking his knuckles.
"Heeeeey... nobody and I mean NOOOOBOOODYYY takes a cheap shot at my bro Ryo!" Robert slurred. "Heh...heh heh heh... 'bro Ryo'. That rhymes."
"Guys... guysssss relaaaaax... I know how to make Jack look the other way." Mai said. She stumbled over to Jack and tried to flash him again, but she instead fell over and started giggling obnoxiously.
"God... I am such a bad person." King muttered, burying her face in her hands.
TO BE CONTINUED