Dirty Little Secret

By: esmtz

Over the next couple of days Cartman had noticed that Stan hadn't been in school. He figured it was because of what almost happened between himself and Stan and was really worried about what Stan might be thinking right now.

'He hates me that's why he's not showing up for school.' Cartman thought sadly as once again he didn't see him anywhere as he made his way towards his first period classroom.

Cartman had also noticed that Kyle was acting really weird around him; not looking at him or even throwing a fit about what he thought Cartman might be up to. Cartman frowned wondering if the Jew finally got what he meant by leaving him alone.

'Man it feels really weird to not have Khal yelling at me like he always does.' Cartman thought as he entered the classroom and saw that everyone was there already including Kyle who still was refusing to look in his direction.

'This is going to be another long day. He's probably just got some sand in his vagina or something because most of the time he's yelling at me and the next he's ignoring me. He's almost like a freakin girl.' Cartman thought figuring that nothing was wrong with Kyle and was just going to ignore him.

Unfortunately for him he had classes with Kyle all day so for him it was more than awkward and uncomfortable to see Kyle not paying attention to him at all since he was the one who assumed that Cartman was planning something and would always try to find a way to stop him, but for some reason this time he was just ignoring him. By the time lunch rolled around Cartman decided that something was probably wrong seeing as Kyle had been like this for a couple of days already. As the bell rang for lunch he was about to try and talk to Kyle about what was going on with him, but the first thing Kyle did was pack up his things and then bolt right out of the classroom almost as if he knew what Cartman was thinking. Cartman sighed as he collected his things figuring he shouldn't worry about Kyle anymore and concentrate on worrying more about Stan. As soon as he was out the door Kenny was already waiting for him at the entrance to his classroom.

"Hey, Cartman. Do you know what's going on with Stan? He hasn't been in school lately and I'm starting to wonder if something's wrong." Kenny asked frowning as they made their way towards the cafeteria.

Cartman shrugged as they passed Craig who was standing in front of Tweek and was flipping off some guy who looked extremely angry.

"No idea, Kenny." Cartman replied worriedly, "Have you tried calling him?"

"Yeah I've tried both his cell and home phone numbers and he's not picking up his cell and his mom told me that he was sick." Kenny said obviously not buying what Mrs. Marsh had told him.

Cartman didn't respond as they reached the cafeteria and waited in line to get their lunch. Kenny waited until they got their food and made their way towards an empty table and sat down before asking.

"Did something happen between you and Stan?"

Cartman was about to respond but then all of a sudden yelling could be heard coming from the entrance to the cafeteria making Cartman frown as he recognized one of the voices.

"Save my seat will you? I'm going to see what's going on." Cartman told Kenny as he made his way to where the voices were coming from.

As soon as he exited the cafeteria and turned the corner he saw Wendy yelling at Stan who was rubbing the back of his neck completely stressing out as a group of people started gathering around them making Cartman try to get as close to them as possible to hear and see exactly what was going on.

"I don't believe what I'm hearing, Stan! Are you seriously breaking up with me?!" Wendy shrieked.

Everyone was silent as they watched Stan get more nervous.

"Wendy, can we do this somewhere else? Everyone is staring at us." Stan said wincing at the look and the tone of voice she was giving him.

"Fuck you, Stan! We are doing this right here right now!" Wendy replied growing angrier by the second, "Who is she, Stan? Who is this fucking whore that you're running off with?"

Cartman's eyes grew wide; unable to believe what he was seeing and hearing. Was Stan really breaking up with her? Stan sighed.

"I'm not running off with anyone. I just don't want to be in this relationship anymore."

Never in Cartman's wildest dreams did he think that this day was ever going to come as he watched with a look of amusement on his face as he saw Wendy's face turn bright red. No one had ever dumped Wendy Testaburger before. It was always her who did the dumping. Everyone kept staring amazed that those words came out of Stan Marsh's mouth.

"Don't fucking lie, Stan! There's no way that you would dump me unless there was another girl that you liked more so spill it! WHO. IS. SHE?" Wendy said through gritted teeth.

Anybody in their right mind would know that when Wendy got like this it was best to not mess around with her. If Cartman thought the beating he got from Wendy in elementary school was bad it was going to be a hell of a lot worse especially if she found out it was him Stan was dumping her for…wait was it? Cartman thought for a few seconds wondering if it really was him that Stan was dumping Wendy for. He couldn't believe that, that's why Stan was breaking up with her. Stan just looked at her for a few seconds before replying.

"It's not a girl. It's a guy."

Everyone's, especially Cartman's eyes went wide. Stan wasn't being serious was he? He didn't just say…

"WHAT?!" Wendy screeched.

Stan was looking at her with a serious look on his face.

"You honestly didn't think that I didn't know about Matt did you?" Stan said making Wendy turn white as a sheet.

Cartman was totally caught by surprise his face a nice dark shade red as he realized that Stan wasn't talking about him. Everyone in the hallway just looked at Wendy half of them in surprise and the other half had already seen this coming. Wendy struggled to find her voice as she asked.

"H-How did you…?"

"You kidding? My friend Kenny has been good when it comes to paying attention to things believe it or not. Plus Butters and Jimmy said that they saw you making out with him in random places." Stan said with a look of disgust on his face, "Like I didn't see this coming at all."

Wendy's eyes were wide and full of hurt and regret.

"Stan I'm…"

"Don't, Wendy. You have never been faithful to me and even now I never expected to have a serious relationship with you knowing what kind of person you are. I'm sorry, but I'm done." Stan told her.

Wendy just stood there looking both shocked and hurt as Stan walked past her and made his way back to the entrance of the school having no desire to attend the rest of his classes for the day. Cartman just stood there in surprise unable to believe what he just saw even though he knew he saw it with his own two eyes. As the crowd dispersed he saw Bebe walk up to Wendy to try and comfort her as Wendy began to cry; falling to her knees as she did so. Cartman hadn't realized until everything was over and people began to disperse that Kyle was there and had been looking at him the entire time Wendy and Stan were talking. Cartman immediately felt uncomfortable from the look Kyle was giving him. Instead of asking him what his problem was, Cartman turned around and headed back towards the cafeteria. As soon as he sat back down next to Kenny to finally start eating his lunch Kenny turned to look at him having already eaten at least half of his food.

"So what happened?" Kenny asked looking at him.

Cartman struggled to find his voice as he replied.

"Stan just broke up with Wendy."

"Stan was here?" Kenny asked looking completely surprised.

Cartman nodded suddenly not feeling very hungry.

"So why did he break up with her?" Kenny asked wondering if it was because of Wendy cheating on him or if it was for a different reason.

"You know why, Kenny." Cartman said turning his head to look at him, "After all you were the one who told him about the guy who was banging his girlfriend."

"So this had nothing to do with…"

Cartman started looking and feeling extremely nervous making Kenny raise an eyebrow.

"I don't know." Cartman admitted, "The last time Stan was here I tried to…" his voice cut off.

This piqued Kenny's interest as he looked at him trying to get him to continue talking.

"You tried to…?"

Cartman lowered his voice so only Kenny could hear.

"I tried to kiss him."

Kenny smirked at Cartman's flushed face.

"Well, that is one way of telling him how you feel I suppose. I didn't know you were brave enough to try and pull something like that off."

Cartman rolled his eyes.

"Shut up, Kenny."

"So that must be why Stan hasn't been in school. He's trying to avoid you." Kenny still had that amused look on his face as he said this to Cartman.

"He probably hates me now or something. Probably thinks I tried to rape him…" Cartman muttered looking away from Kenny.

Kenny rolled his eyes.

"I seriously doubt that, dude. Look I'm betting there was another reason he broke it off with Wendy besides her cheating on him."

Cartman raised an eyebrow as he turned back to look at him.

"Really?"

"Yeah, dude just go to his house after school and 'talk to him'. Most likely that means you'll have sex with him this time since last time I said it you tried to kiss him." Kenny laughed as he quickly got out of his seat and ran away from Cartman who was chasing after him muttering asshole under his breath.

Author's note: Believe it or not I think I have an idea about where I want to take this story and let's just say it's gonna get kinda bad. If you want me to give you a bit of a hint as to what's probably coming in the future all you gotta do is guess what character I'm going to put in the story and if you guess right I'll send you a private message if you want it. Anyway I'm a little too excited about my idea that I might post another chapter a little earlier than normal sometime this week, but it's not a guaranteed thing. So thanks everyone for reading my story as always and especially thanks to Suhamakitten for reviewing my story every time I update you have no idea how much it makes me smile to see that I got a new review. I was gonna make this chapter a little longer but I figured save it for next time anyway bye.