(A/N: Here we are again! Thank you so much for reading this far. Let's get down to it, kids!)

"Hello? Zim?" called Tak, entering his base. There was no one in the living room.

Tak ran into the kitchen and flushed herself down the toilet. Once down in the lab, she switched off her disguise.

"MIMI!" she yelled out. Her SIR unit showed up immediately and saluted."Follow me."

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Tak and MiMi hurried off to Zim's storage bay. In there were Tak's space pod and Zim's own Voot Cruiser. Tak sneered and dashed over to Zim's spacecraft. Once MiMi followed her inside of it, she began pressing a few buttons.

"Um, Tak, what are you doing?" asked Computer. Tak sat up in alarm.

"Uh, I'm..."

"Are you stealing Zim's ship?"

"...yes. Yes, I am."

"..."

"..."

"Okay. I'll open the roof..." Above Tak, the roof opened slowly and below her, the storage platform rose.

She couldn't believe how easy this was.

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"Terrific work, GIR! Your kill count has increased sublimely! You have earned another piggy!"

"WHOO!"

"Yeah, you'll get it when we get home," Zim continued to march to his base with GIR close behind. The Irken had stopped on his way back there and called GIR to help him destroy a football team who had insulted his size. They even crippled a few of the cheerleaders.

"Let's just hope that Tak hasn't tainted any with her filthy, lying little hands," spat Zim. His eyes narrowed in anger just thinking about it.

Suddenly, Zim could no longer hear the squeak of GIR's steps. He looked back and saw the disguised robot staring at him.

"...what? GIR, let's go."

"Aw," GIR slowly walked up to Zim."Did the meanie lady make you all mad?"

Zim was hard put not to whimper as GIR pulled an innocently sad face of pure unadulterated concern.

"Ugh, GIR, stop it!" Zim turned away."It's no big deal!" The two walked again as he continued speaking."The Dib-worm has informed me of Tak's liiies! That she-beast! I should have expected that from HER..." GIR glanced up at his ranting master, half-listening."I mean! Sure, she's not as bad as I thought, she even...helped me a few times and that was nice..."

"Oh!" GIR suddenly paid attention."So you LIKE the mean lady? You think she's nice?"

"NO, I don't like her!"

"You LOVE her?"

"GIR! Stop filling my brain with your stupidity!" Zim walked a bit more briskly. GIR followed.

"Aww! My master's in love!" the android cooed.

"No, he's not!" Zim yelled back.

"Yes, he is!"

"GIR, shut u- -!"

"Hey! There she is!" GIR pointed skyward.

"Huh?" Zim looked up.

"HIII, MEANIE LADY!" waved GIR.

Up above, Tak and MiMi were flying at high speed in the Voot Cruiser. They didn't notice Zim and GIR on the sidewalk as they sped by. When they were out of sight, GIR continued waving.

"RAAAAAAUGH!" Zim shrieked in fury. He shouted after the Cruiser,"CURSE YOU, TAAAAAAAK! GIR! Come on, perhaps we can still catch them!"

He grabbed GIR by one of the puppy disguise's ears and hopped onto his back. Using the robot's jets, he rushed off after the ship.

"But what about my piggy?"

"Later, GIR!"

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"Ahh, MiMi, this is it," Tak sat back and leaned against her seat."We'll finally be through with Zim, and GIR, and to a far larger extent, SKOODGE! We can go hypnotize some family in... England or something! And from there, we can eventually take the Earth. Isn't this just wonderful, MiMi?"

When Tak looked at her, MiMi nodded, but the SIR unit felt horrible inside.

At Zim's base, MiMi didn't have to fight. At Zim's base, MiMi didn't have to kill anybody. While it was in the nature of SIRs to be eternally loyal, she couldn't help but feel guilty. Even though she was different from everyone else in the base, GIR and Minimoose still treated her like a friend. They cooked with her. They watched television with her. They made her feel at home.

MiMi put on a face of determination and silently scampered to the rear of the Cruiser. Using her highly upgraded power arm, she busted the gas tank open and emptied it. When she heard beeping, she ran back to front of the ship.

Feigning panic, MiMi showed Tak the empty tank light.

"What?!" exclaimed her mistress."But it was full just a minute ago!"

With its last ounce of energy, the Voot Cruiser cleared a fence and then crashlanded in someone's lawn.

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"DIB-STINK! Tak probably went to his house!" Zim pointed excitedly. GIR flew up to the door and Zim got off of his back."Ring the doorbell!"

GIR saluted and then held the doorbell down. After about thirty seconds of non-stop ringing, Professor Membrane answered the door. He stared down at the green kid and green dog. Finally, Zim smacked GIR's hand away from the doorbell.

"...can I help you?" asked Professor Membrane.

"Yes, hello, Dib-parent!" greeted Zim, smiling up at the professor."I was wondering I could speak to THE DIB." (Zim suddenly turned dead serious at the end of that sentence...)

"The Dib, the Dib..." Professor Membrane scratched his head in confusion."OH, you mean my son!"

"...YES!"

"Oh, well, go right ahead!" Before the professor could step aside, Zim and GIR just walked into the house through his legs."Be careful not to startle him, now! He's CRAZY!"

"Yeah, yeah..." replied Zim, not paying attention.

"And help yourself to any snacks in the fridge!" With that, Professor Membrane reentered his lab.

Zim and GIR stopped at that last thing he said. They grinned at each other.

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"Last...bite..." Zim ate from the cupcake again."Okay, NOW we look for Tak."

In the seat beside him, GIR belched.

"What. Do you think. You're doing?" queried Gaz. Upon entering her kitchen, she found Zim and GIR surrounded by empty bags, wrappers and paper cups.

Zim managed to stand up and answer.

"I am nourishing myself, Dib-sibling!"

"It's Gaz...and why are you in my house?" Her eyebrows tightened.

"Huh. Oh, yeah, I was going to talk to Dib...oh, well! Better late than never! Where is your pathetic excuse for a brother-unit?"

"He's been gone for hours..."

"Doing what?"

"I don't know, I don't care," mumbled Gaz, heading over to the fridge."HEY!" She turned to face them."Who ate all the pizza?!"

But Zim and GIR had already left.

(A/N: Thank you, all my readers! I told you this chapter would be better, and hopefully you thought it was! Sorry, but... I probably won't update this for a few weeks...NOT BECAUSE I'M LAZY! Because I'm going to work on other stories! Imma write one for The Powerpuff Girls! LOOK OUT FOR THAT!

And also, let me know if you want me to give my chapters titles! Or if you don't! W'ever!

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Until next time...

PS, GIR ate the pizza.)