Two Old Foes Return
Sanji was shopping when a woman caught his eyes.
It was a slim, young looking, woman with a cowgirl hat and cloak that had hearts on it.
"Hey! Are you going to buy something or not?" the fish marketer asked.
"Oh right!" Sanji responded.
He look until he saw a huge tuna.
The Tuna was covering the whole table.
"Wow! What kind of fish is this?" Sanji asked.
"It is the Elephant Tuna, from the south blue. I am the one who caught it!" the guy said, "Do you want me to cut it for you?"
"No! I want to buy the whole fish!" Sanji responded.
Sanji turned back around to see that the woman was gone.
Instead, Usopp was passing buy, buying stuff like eggs.
…
Nami finaly found clothes that were in her style and bought them.
She walked outside and stopped.
"The pressure is lower. It's going to rain soon," Nami thought.
…
Luffy had managed to climb onto the scalfold.
"Wow! So this is what the greatest pirate saw!" Luffy yelled.
"Hey you! Get down from there!" a sherif yelled through the microphone.
"Why?" Luffy asked.
"Because it is a historical landmark that belongs to the world government!" the sherif explained, "Get do…"
The lady with the cowgirl hat hit the sherif with her mace.
"Next time, please be more polite officer!" the girl said as she looked up to Luffy, "I've been looking for you for a long time, Luffy."
"Who are you?" Luffy asked.
"Don't tell me that you've already forgotten me," the woman said.
The crowd swoon over her so call beauty.
"I've never known any beautiful woman like you before," Luffy responded.
"I will never forget you, because you are the first man to punch my face," the woman said.
"What? I punch your face?" Luffy asked.
"Your heavy punch and devestating power, I can still feel it," the woman explained.
"I have no clue what you're talking about," Luffy said.
"Maybe you remember this. Everyone! Who is the most beautiful person in the East Blue?" the woman asked.
"That must be you!" the crowd cheered.
"That's right! There is no man who try to deny me, and I like a strong man! Luffy, you must be mine!" the lady said.
"Shut up already!" Luffy responded.
The police arrived to arrest the woman.
However, there was an explosion at the nearby fountain that scattered the cops and send the fountain at the woman.
What amaze everyone next was that when the rubble hit her, it merely slide off her body without causing any damage.
"What was that?" Luffy asked.
"Sorry!" said a cloak man in the crowd, "But don't you worry, because your smooth skin can't have any scars anymore, Lady Alvida."
Luffy remembered Alvida as a big fat lady.
"Alvida? Where is she?" Luffy asked.
"Idiot! I'm Alvida!" Alvida yelled.
"Really? You've change a lot," Luffy responded.
Alvida removed her clock revealing her shinny body.
"As you can see, I've changed. It's because I ate the Slip-Slip Devil Fruit. From now on, no matter how you hurt me, you can't make any scar on my skin," Alvida explained.
"Except if someone uses Haki," Luffy stated.
Alvida ignored that statement.
"Sorry, but my beauty hasn't changed a bit," Alvida said.
"What are you talking about? The last time I saw you, you were like a boulder with arms and legs!" Luffy said.
"Shut up!" Alvida yelled.
Alvida cleared her throat and directed the attention to some cloak men.
"Anyway, if you lose to these men, you can't become my man! I work with this man because we both have the same goal. Which is to take revenge on you for what you did to us," Alvida said.
"Blue Jam?" Luffy asked.
"What? Why would you asked about that?" Alvida asked.
"Because I took him down back when I was a kid," Luffy replied, "Long before you."
"I had to ask," Alvida responded.
"You idiot it's me!" the leading cloak man yelled.
The cloak men threw off their cloaks and revealed to be the Buggy Pirates.
"Buggy the Clown!" Buggy yelled.
"Oh! It's only you Buggy," Luffy responded, "I think I prefer Blue Jam."
"No one ask you!" Buggy yelled.
The Buggy Pirates surrounded the citizens.
"I will show you my great power!" Buggy threatened.
"So did master Haki then?" Luffy asked.
"No one cares about Haki!" Buggy yelled.
"So did you two join crews then?" Luffy asked.
"No, I went my separate way from my crew," Alvida responded.
"Then how do you plan to win?" Luffy asked.
"Right now, Cabaji is looking for your crewmates, and Mohji is out to destroy your ship," Buggy
"Good luck with that," Luffy replied.