Disclaimer: First Chapter
6 Chapter in less than two days... FUCK YEAH! Oh, and Naruto's wings don't need to move to fly.
Story Start!

"Bwahahahaha! Uzumaki is the King!" Naruto shouted with a crazed grin, as he stood on top of the bodies of hs bruise covered guild mates. He himself was covered in bruises as well, and his nose was bleeding, but he grinned all the same. He had been at Cait Shelter for two weks now, and things that been pretty sweet. The frequent brawls in the guild with Jason and Nirada, and the twins ocasionally were fun. Naruto jumped off the pile of people, before he started walking towards where Wendy was.

"Nice of you to join us commoners King Uzumaki." Wendy said with a slight joking tone to her voice, and she blushed lightly when Naruto laughed at the joke. She had started to open up around Naruto some more in the time they had started to spend together, and she had learned that he could take a joke pretty well.

"So what do we have planned today?" Naruto asked with a tilt of his head when Wendy showed him a piece of paper with another mission on it.

Mission Rank - B
Mission Location - Akane Resort
Client - Hotel Manager, Haley Hallberry
Description - An employee has been stealing from customers, find out who is doing it and stop them
Reward - 200,000 Jewels + One Pair of Free Tickets to Resort good for three days

'I have no idea what that says, but I can the number at the bottom.' Naruto thought as he saw the surprisingly high reward at the bottom. His pride wouldn't let him tell Wendy that he couldn't read, but he has been trying to learn on his own with little success. You try telling somebody that you can't read, because that is humiliating. He didn't want Wendy to think he was dumber than her acted half of the time.

"This seems like a really easy B-Rank mission, and Master Roubaul said we can take it if we want because it doesn't involve fighting." Wendy said, and Naruto's eyes widened at the fact this was a B-Rank mission. After two easy C-Ranks a B-Rank was going to be much more fun, or at least somewhat challenging.

"Then lets do it!" Naruto said in excitement in hopes that this would be a fun mission, and as the two of them started to walk out of the guild doors Naruto kicked Jason in the rips before picking up Wendy and running out of the guild. His wings popped out and they flew away just as Jason ran out of the guild after them with an anrgy look on his face.

[At the Akane Resort]

'This is bullshit.' Naruto thought with a twitching eyebrow as he and Wendy sat in front of a woman with long ankle length brown hair, tan skin, and brown eyes. The woman wore a dark green business suit, and on her head was a a green beret. Right now she was going over the rules that they would be expected to follow as they worked on the 'case'. Naruto understood the rules like 'don't disturb the guests' and 'don't break anything', but the rule that they had to solve this without violence was strange.

"Do you two Mages understand?" Haley said in a condescending tone of voice, as if she thought lower of them because they were either younger... or mages. It could be either one, and they wouldn't be able to tell.

"Understood Hallberry-san." Wendy said as she stood with a bow, while Naruto just stood and nodded to the arrogant manager. He couldn't really bring himself to like people the the arrogant aura around them like this woman had. Of course you couldn't like every customer, so it would expected that their were some clients that pissed you off. This woman just gave him a creepy feeling.

"Do you have any leads?" Naruto asked, and the manager nodded and pulled out a picture that must have been taken at night. It was blurring, but you could a womanly figure sneaking into a person's room. All he could really make out was slim figure, long hair, and a bubble butt.

"This looks like a girl." Wendy pointed out, and Naruto nodded when an idea went into his head. A grin spread across his face, and he drapped and arm over Wendy's shoulder and led her out of the room. She looked at his face, and with a sigh she asked the question that was going to give her a headache. "What are you planning?" Wendy asked with a deadpan look on her face, while Naruto truly had a cat that ate the canary look on his face. The whisker marks didn't hurt the image.

"What was the item type that has been stolen more than any other?" Naruto asked with a small grin on his face as he took out the ColorS Magic Item. He slid his finger over the mirros, and his clothes and shackles turned a sparkling gold color. Wendy's face lit up when she realized where Naruto was going with this. He was going to disguise himself, and use his shackles as bait to catch the perp in the crime. Why work for a victory, when you can trick the perp into doing all the work for you?

"You're a genius!" Wendy said in surprise at the truly amazing idea, and she could actually see it working. Naruto was more clever than people gave him credit for, even if most of the time he was an idiot he truly had his moments of utter genius. Naruto bowed to her jokingly, and he quickly turned his clothes back to their normal white color while his shackles remained golden. They would be the bait for the trap.

"I live to please." Naruto said with a grin, before he rubbed his hand together in anticipation for the coming trap. He loved traps, because traps could be used to confuse the hell out of people... traps like catching things, not traps like Haku. Those kinds of traps were both funny and creepy at the same time.

"So where is the trap going to be placed?" Wendy asked, and Naruto went silent when he figured out that he didn't knwo where he was going to place the trap. Naruto grinned for a moment, before he took his shackles off and clapsed them on Wendy's wrists. She looked at him with a raised eyebrow, before he arms dropped from the surprising amount of weight she hadn't been expecting. She quickly got used it it though now that she knew they were there.

"Go take a bath at the hot springs." Naruto said with a grin, and she gulped for a moment before she walked towards the bath house in the resort. It was already pretty late at night, since it was a 6 hour flight here while going at a moderate speed. He was sure that nobody would be able resist the urge to steal from somebody while they weren't paying attention to their stuff. When went down to the bottom floor, before Wendy looked into the bath house, and she saw Naruto enter the changing room with her. He winked at her for a moment, before changing his clothex colors to match the theme of the wall. He hid in the corner of the room where he was hidden behind a fake plant, and he closed his eyes long enough for Wendy to get changed into a towel and go to the baths.

'Let us see who is dumb enough to take the bait.' Naruto said with narrowed eyes, while only keeping his eyes on the bait. He made sure not to let his eyes stray for even a second, but he did blush when two older teens came in and got ready to take a bath. Twenty minutes passed and nothing, thirty minutes later and still nothing. The two girls came back and got their clothes and got redressed. Thirty minutes later after that, and Wendy came back with red skin from staying in the bath to long. Naruto heard the sound of footsteps, so he jumped out of his hiding place and grabbed Wendy. He jumped back, and using the ColorS Magic he changed the color of Wendy's towels to match the wall. She quickly covered herself up, and thanked the heavens that Naruto hadn't been paying attention to her.

'The thief!' Wendy thought in shock when she saw an employee come in with towels in her hand. Her waist was slim, butt was bubbly, and her hair was long and blond. She looked around a few times, before she started looking through the baskets for anything. Her eyes lit up for a second when she saw the 'gold' shackle styled jewelry wristbands. Wendy was about to stop her, before Naruto grabbed her wrist and stopped her with a grin and pointed at the action.

"Like score, this is totally my lucky day!" The woman said, before Wendy saw Naruto sneak out from behind the plant and get right behind the woman. Wendy saw him take a deep breath, before she closed her eyes ajnd covered her ears. She felt the air shaking around her, and even with her ears covered she could still hear the loud noise of his shouting. When it stopped she opened her eyes and saw Naruto standing next to a pale girl who was twitching on the ground in fright, with his iron shackles back to their normal color on his wrists.

"What did you do to her?" Wendy asked, even though she knew the answer. Naruto chuckled slightly and he looked down at the girl shaking like a chicken, all he had done was use a Battle Cry right behind her when she hadn't been expecting. He had even toned it down a lot to keep her from getting a heart attack, but the fact she pee'd herself was freaking hilarious.

Naruto grabbed the gril by the back of her shirt, and held her at arms length.

"What I did doesn't matter, what does matter is that we get paid for this... which is awesome." Naruto commented as he walked out of the room so that Wendy could change back into her clothes. Naruto whistled a tune as he waited for her out of the room, and he made sure to keep the girl at arms reach. He didn't want to smell her anymore more than any normal person would.

Maybe a Battle Cry was going a bit too far?

... Naw! Seeing her jump high enough to smack her head against the ceiling was the funniest thing he had seen since coming here. Sometimes he just had to let his prankster spirit run free, and tricking a thief into beating themselves up. It made victory so much sweeter.

"I'm ready." Wendy said as she came out of the changing room, so with a spring in his step the two of them walked back to the office they had gotten the details in. Haley... did NOT look happy to see them again, even more so when she actually had to pay them and give them the tickets. That made Naruto even happier to take the reward from a person that didn't think they would have succeeded.

"I am starting to get really annoyed with how easy these missions are." Naruto said with a frown when they walked out of the resort, and Wendy sighed in agreement. She was getting annoyed with the easy missions as well, but she knew that as a weaker guild they wouldn't be getting any hard missions. They would only get missions that were sent to every guild automatically, and those were easy missions.

"We aren't a popular, or a well known guild so not many people send us missions. The only missions we ever get are from the people that are so desperate they send missions to every guild. If we do more missions we might get more popular." Wendy told him, and he groaned at that. The fact that this might be the only B-Rank he was going to do in a long time was depressing. Wendy noticed his slight depression, and pat his back while holding back a giggle.

"Doesn't mean I have to like it." Naruto said with a pout.

He wanted harder missions!

Oh well, mission number 3... complete!

Chapter End.

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