A Man That Literally Eats Anything
The Going Merry was sailing through a light snow storm.
Just your average snow storm.
No lightning, no thunder, no freak storm, no spring breeze, and no weird fogs.
Just something you probably expect when you're traveling somewhere far up north or near Antartica.
Gin took charge of Navigating, and wasn't too bad.
Nearly everyone was dressed up for freezing cold weather, except for Luffy for some reason.
…
"What are we going to do, Vivi? Nami isn't getting better!" Sanji stomped around as Carue made some rucus.
"Sanji! Carue! Calm down!" Vivi ordered.
…
Gin and Moi were working together to try and find an island.
"We've turned at least 12 degrees west from our original course," Gin said.
"This would be a lot easier if the Log Post was set," Moi responded.
"Tell me about it," Gin responded.
…
Zoro was looking out for an island through some binoculars from the look out.
"Hey Zoro! Have you found a doctor?" Luffy asked.
"How can you find a doctor in the middle of the ocean?" Usopp asked.
"Hey guys! Have you ever seen anyone standing in the middle of the ocean?" Zoro yelled.
"A person standing in the middle of the ocean?" Usopp responded.
"Have you gone insane, Zoro?" Luffy asked.
"Then what do you call that?" Zoro asked as he pointed off somewhere.
Luffy and Zoro looked, and sure enough, there was a man, dressed like a jesture in the coldest day with a bow and arrow, standing on the water.
"Hey Gin! Moi! Stop the ship!" Usopp yelled.
"Why? Did you see an island?" Gin asked.
"Not exactly," Usopp replied.
…
Gin sighed.
"We bettwer stop the ship and see what's going on," Moi said.
"Right," Gin agreed.
…Back Outside…
Gin and Moi came out to see the jesture.
"Why is there a jesture in a middle of the ocean?" Gin asked.
"That's what we're trying to figure out," Luffy responded.
"Looks like its going to be a cold day," the jesture said.
"That's right," Luffy agreed.
"Yes. It's really cold today," Usopp agreed.
"Really?" the jesture asked.
Everyone sweatdropped at that statement.
Suddenly a huge wooden-submarine ship came out of the water.
It caused waves that pushed back the Going Merry.
"What is that?" Luffy asked, "A watermelon?"
…Girl's Cabin…
The cabin shake with the ship.
"Why is the ship shaking?" Vivi asked.
"Hey Gin! Control the ship! If something happens to Nami, I will kick all of you out of the ship!" Sanji yelled.
…Outside…
The ship opened up it's frames, revealing to be a mixture of a royal and pirate ship.
Even the Jolly Roger's skull had a crown on it.
"Is that suppose to be a royal ship or a pirate ship?" Gin asked.
"Why are they coming while we're busy," Zoro complained.
…
The cabin has finally stop shaking.
"Vivi, please take care of Nami," Sanji ordered.
"Okay!" Vivi agreed.
Sanji came outside to see that the ship was surrounded by pirates.
"What's going on here?" Sanji asked.
"Our ship is under attack," Luffy replied.
"Just as I thought," Sanji responded.
The pirates aimed gun on everyone on board of the ship.
The captain was a big guy whose chin looks like a cylinder shape garbage can.
"Six people. You only have six people?" the captain asked before taking a bite of a knife with a chunk of meat on it.
I mean, he litterally ate the blade and the meat.
"Is he eating a knife?" Luffy asked.
"Yuck! I can't imagine how that must hurt!" Usopp responded.
The captain fishished off the knife, which means he ate the rest of it.
"My name is Waparu. We want to go to the Drum Empire. Do you have any eternal post?" the captain asked.
"No!" Sanji replied.
"So since you're done with us, why don't you leave," Moi requested.
Wapol sighed.
"Why do you have to be so cruel? If you don't have it, then we'll take your treasure," Wapol said, "But before we do that, I'm kind of hungry."
He then opened his mouth like a giant hippo and took a bite of the Going Merry.
"He's eating our ship!" Gin responded.
"Guys!" Luffy yelled
"Right!" Sanji Zoro and Gin agreed.
"Don't do anything to interupt our captain's meal, or we shoot!" a pirate threatened.
However, Luffy Zoro Sanji and Gin summoned a force of Haki that knock out the pirates.
Usopp was hiding while Moi smirked.
The pirates that were still conscious got up but Zoro Gin and Sanji used their natural skills to take them down.
Wapol was still eating the ship
"Oh no you don't!" Luffy yelled as he swinged his arms back and focus haki into his arms, "Haki Powered Gum-Gum Bazooka!"
Luffy swinged his arms forward.
Wapol opened his mouth and bit down on Luffy, but Luffy's hands were still to far for even Wapol's bite, swinged forward and hit Wapol with so much force and Haki that it send Wapol flying off the ship and skidding off the top of the ocean as if someone used him as a rock to skip rock across the water before finally hitting the water and sank far from either ship.
Luckily Wapol released Luffy from him mouth before he was sent flying.
"I think that was 150 skips," Zoro joked.
"Really? I was hoping for 200," Luffy replied.
The pirates scattered as they rushed back to their ship.
"Hurry! The captain can't swim!" one yelled as the ship sailed away.
"That was weird," Sanji responded.
"Hey! What's going on?" Vivi asked as she came out.
"Nothing now!" Moi replied.
"Just dealing with pirates," Sanji responded.
"But why did he ask about 'Drum Empire'?" Usopp asked.
"Maybe that's the next island," Zoro responded.
"Let's hope so," Vivi responded.
"Who cares? Let's keep on going!" Luffy yelled.
