The Misadventures of the Akatsuki

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A bonus chapter. Not part of the plot or anything it just popped into my head.

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Madara reached out to the tank. ''Tank...'' He said as was dying. Madara had so many fun memories of the tank.

Naruto clutched onto Hinata whose head was resting on his shoulder. Many lives were lost, but it was finally over. Sasuke was dead, Akatsuki and the Bijuu defeated, and now Madara was dying.

The tank was a smiling pile of destroyed and scattered parts. The other survivors were also gathered around as they watch the last of the Uchiha die. Sai was the first to reminiscence about the past few years events.

Sai and Kakashi were running through the forest. ''We have to hurry Kakashi-sempai. Sakura doesn't know about the Tank.'' Sai said as his second secret ink clone saw the outcome of the battles.

''Tank...forgive me Tank.'' Madara thought as he started to flashback.

''Hey Sasuke let's go for a drive on the Tank,'' The masked Uchiha said as his head popped out from the hatch.

''Hnn!"' Sasuke responded.

''Itachi would go on a drive with the tank.'' Madara added as Sasuke's eyes widened.''

''Niiii-saaaaaaaaan...'' The crazy little Uchiha cried out. ''Ok let's do it.''

''Why Tank? Why did it have to end this way?''

''Damn you Uzumaki Naruto,'' Said Madara as his cohort and sacrifice fell to the ground dead. ''I may no longer have Sasuke, but I have another secret weapon...''

''You're bluffing Uchiha Madara.'' Said Naruto as he assumed the controlled Jinchuuriki state.

''I have a power that can't be equal.'' He snapped a figure as an influx of chakra erupted fromt he ground. Down from the sky dropped a mass of steel. With Sharingan eyes placed on it somehow?

''What in the hell?''

''Feast your eyes on your doom. The Tank!''

''The what?''

''Damnit how do we stop this thing!'' Naruto demanded as he picked up an unconscious Hinata. One of the shells of the Tank exploding and sent the Kunoichi crashing to the ground. Even the fierce some strength of Jutsu and Super Strength could only dent the war machine.

''Mwahahaha! Nothing can stop the power of the Tank!''

''Anti-tank weapon fire!'' Shouted a voice.

''Wait wha...'' Madara started to say as the tank exploded.

''That will be 250,000 Yen,'' A man dressed like a western military General said handing over Naruto a bill. Said a western solider.

Could this all have been avoided?

A young Madara Uchiha came across a temple. He transverse through it until he came across it for the first time. It was partially buried among the rubble. He found a scroll and read it.

The tank, an armored fighting vehicle designed for front-line cobat. Combining operational mobility, tactical offensive, and defensive capabilities the Tank is a force to be recoken with.
Firepower is normally provided by a large-caliber main gun in a rotating turret and secondary machine guns, while heavy armor and all-terrain mobility provide protection for the tank and its crew, allowing it to perform all primary tasks of the armored troops on the battlefield. This tank is the FV4034 Challenger 2.

''I'm going to call you the Tank. Shit's about to get real.''

And with that the last of Uchiha Madara's memories faded.

Alas I am slain...bleh! With that Uchiha Madara was dead.

''Naruto-kun...is it over?''

''It is Hinata-chan. It is. Let's go launch his body out of the catapult.'' With that everyone cheered.
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''...And that's how Madara died.'' Naruto explained to the other Akatsuki members. It was a Saturday night and each of them was explaining their greatest kills. ''Any questions? Any statements.''

''Just one...Tobi calls bullshit!'' He got up and left. Through the corridors the following night the wail of 'Taaaaaank!' Kept the others up all night and well into the morning.