The Misadventures of the Akatsuki

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Some more NarutoxKonan

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Chapter Title: Why Tobi no longer goes to church

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Story Start

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Deidara wasn't sure how he was convinced into becoming a priest. All he knew that it let him spend time away from the rest of the annoyances which were the other Akatsuki members.
And low and behold who else but Tobi would show up as a damn alter boy? If that wasn't a kick in the balls then said boy was in the confessional confessing his sins to him.

''Okay child tell me your sins!'' Deidara said, covering his mouth with his hand to make his voice sound different.

''Tobi has been a bad boy Priest man! Tobi must confess his sins.''

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Flash Back
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Ten-Ten was randomly driving her new Corvette down the road when it was randomly hit by a tank shell. Miraculously the car wasn't destroyed, only a single one of the car tires was punctured and the air was being let out.

''Ha-ha random Civilian check out the power of the Tobi tank!'' Tobi exclaimed as he poked his head out of the top. ''Looks like you're out of hot air Kunoichi-san!''

''Oh yeah! Well you're full of shit!''

If it wasn't for the mask one would be able to see Tobi's eyes had gone wide and his mouth had dropped.

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Flash Back
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Deidara hung his head as he tried his damnest not to laugh. The thought of someone else verbally abusing Tobi tickled him deep inside of his soul. ''Is that all my child or do you have anymore.''

''Well one time I took the sandwich the priest was eating...''

''I'm sure he would forgive you if he knew.'' Deidara interrupted Tobi.

''But Tobi isn't finish. Tobi took a sandwich the priest was eating, using to get the grime off Kisame sempai's back as was instructed and placed it back in the fridge where Tobi found it and watched the priest eat it.''

Deidara was visibly horrified, his face had gone green and his eye began twitching. ''Well Tobi I'm sure the priest...''

''Wait Tobi got more. One time Tobi had to go real bad and couldn't hold it so he went in the holy water thing. I wrote a note to priest-san about it, but forgot and I think he splashed himself in the face with it for two weeks.''

Deidara began snarling and trembling.

''Then one time Tobi took a dump in front of Leader-san's room and blamed it on Deidara-sempai's new puppy and because of that Deidara-Sempai was forced to take it to a shelter. Tobi also ate the last piece of Itachi's pie and hid the plate in Deidara-sempai's room which resulted in the Sempai being Tsukiyoma'ed. Then one time...'' Tobi was cut off as two hands tore through the wood of the confessional and wrapped their hands around Tobi's neck as he was getting the life choked out of him.

''Father! Father your assistance is required!'' one of the sisters of the church acquired interrupting Deidara from his attempt to strangle Tobi which after five minutes proved unsuccessful. Gathering his cool Deidara exited the confessional. A few seconds later Tobi fell out with a groan and a whisper of 'Tobi needs a Hospital.'