Chapter Six: Konoha

Italics: A vision

Italics and Underlined: Saying a vision at the same time.

GM NASAI: I screwed up my own time table but that's the beauty of being human. I can make a mistake and learn from it. I also forgot to say this when I posted the last chapter but better late than never. Happy Birthday Naruto!

A/N-Y: I can't believe you forgot that!

GM NASAI: It's been known to happen. I forgot about Columbus Day to.

A/N-K: Yeah but you never celebrate Columbus Day.

A/N-S: Cut her some slack guys. GM NASAI was probably drinking too much hot cocoa and forgot. We forgot Yuuki's Birthday and we're still living.

A/N-Y: You forgot my Birthday?! I KNEW IT! {Runs into her room slamming the door.}

GM BASAI: You just had to say that didn't you.

A/N-S: I thought Kana told her!

A/N-K: We have rooms here? When the hell did that happen?

GM NASAI: You've always had rooms here. You just like passing out on the couch because it has that fluffy blanket on it. Anyways, continue reading while we sort this out.

"Think that was enough to get to them?" Kana asked.

"Hopefully." I said. "I hate doing that creepy talk in synchronization thing."

"Well we can't dwell on that now. We're by Konoha. We need to get this over with before Team 7 gets back. Otherwise, things will get...hairy." Yuuki said. We nodded. Kana pulled out a scroll.

"It's a good thing the Hokage gave us a visa."

"Why did he?" Yuuki asked curiously.

"Because we told him we had a vision about Tsunade and the Hokage hat along with Naruto being the son of you-know-who and his future with Captain Fluffypants." I said.

"That worked?" Yuuki asked giggling about Kurama's nickname.

"I'm just as surprised as you." Kana said. "But he did say he was bringing Jiraiya in."

"Along with one of his 'apprentices'." I looked around at the green wondering if I should invest in green clothing from now on. Nah, I'd probably look stupid.

"Which spy?" Yuuki asked.

"Itachi Uchiha." Kana and I said in unison.

"Well this should be interesting." Yuuki chirped. "I always thought Itachi was hot."

"He's going to be... You know what, never mind." Kana huffed. "Let's just go."

"I wonder how people will react." I mused as we walked to the Front Gates.

The answer was actually more painful than the question. The guards completely went into overdrive. Asking us if we could tell them their future (Izumo: You will fight alongside the most powerful ninja, he will forever be grateful to you. Kotetsu: If you don't do anything soon, he's going to be in a bad relationship.) And once we got past them we had to deal with the entire village stopping to stare at us.

I'm pretty sure the only reason we survived eager young woman was because we'd reached the Hokage's Tower at light speed. Of course then we had to deal with the ninja inside the Tower.

"Oh my god..." We paled as the female ninja stopped.

"Unmei!"

"Ooh s***!" Kana gulped. The door behind us was rattling as the young women outside fought to get in.

"It's been an honor serving with you two." Yuuki wailed hugging us.

"I'm not dying here." I snapped. The Kunoichi came closer with grins on their evil faces. Before they reached us, I'd teleported us to an office. I didn't care which as long as it was empty of females.

"Why do they say Konoha is the friendliest? In my opinion the female population is lethal. Even the non- Kunoichi." I said as we broke apart.

"At least the women know what they want. The men just stared and gave us pitying looks." Kana growled. "Spineless, useless creatures."

"Makes you wonder why no one else besides Naruto-sama and Jiraiya are punching bags." Yuuki murmured.

"I doubt anyone besides Tsunade and Sakura lace their chakra with their punches." I snorted. "Those two combined... I feel sorry for the dwindling male population."

"Eh-hem." We froze. I slowly looked behind us to see Sarutobi, Jiraiya, and Itachi in a little boy's disguise, and three ANBU. "Sorry to interrupt your conversation." Sarutobi smiled. "I believe we had a meeting."

I was immediately distracted by the white string that led from my heart, straight into Itachi's. The familiar 'friendship' lines were connecting everyone else but the white line blocked everything else. My world pretty much died and then restarted. I'm pretty sure I went stock-still.

I wanted to scream 'it's not true!'

Unfortunately I had asked for this gift so I paid the consequences. (But GODDAMMIT! Lady Izayoi must've been laughing her ass off.) I mentally locked all that 'relationship' stuff in one room and bolted it with an iron door before returning to reality.

"Yes we did." Kana inclined her head. "Sorry for our entrance. But-"

"Your kunoichi are dangerous!" Yuuki whispered fearfully. Sarutobi sweat dropped.

"Ah, I'm sorry about them." The door behind us burst open and Kunoichi shouted.

"THERE THEY ARE!"

"S***!" I grabbed my sisters and turned invisible while keeping a shield over us.

"Where did they go?"

"They were just right there!"

"They aren't escaping me that easily!" Anko yelled. The Kunoichi slammed the door and ran off. I dropped my shield and camouflage.

"At this rate, I may just go to Suna again. At least they were discreet." Yuuki cried.

"I'll join you; anywhere where Anko isn't." I shuddered.

"Can we move this meeting along before someone else barges in?" Kana asked. "I don't like my sister's lives in jeopardy."

"Yes. Cat, Bird, Owl, guard the door. We don't need any one else coming in for a while."

"Hai!" They did a quick shunshin. Sarutobi put up privacy seals while I put my own shield over us.

"Sorry about that. My ninja are usually better than that."

"Happens everywhere we go." I dismissed.

"You said you had a vision of Tsunade Senju and Naruto Uzumaki?" Jiraiya asked, cutting to the chase.

"Yes." Kana nodded.

"Tsunade Senju will become the Godaime Hokage. Jiraiya and Naruto must find her and bring her back." We intoned.

Silence.

"Are you certain?" Sarutobi asked leaning forward.

"Who's the seers? We've never lied once." Kana interjected.

"Is there more?" Jiraiya asked.

"Not on this particular vision but we've come to ask if Sarutobi will allow us to stay here until the end of the Chuunin Exams." I inclined my head respectfully.

"May I ask why?" I hesitated.

"Should we tell him about Snake Face?" I asked in English.

"It would make sure they're prepared for when the invasion begins." Kana replied.

"Yes it would... But Sarutobi has to die. It's his time." I reasoned.

"We are not sacrificing the little old man for this!" Yuuki cried. Kana and I smacked her over the head.

"It's all part of the job." Kana hissed.

"It's his time. He needs to die so Tsunade can come in and take over. Than after her it's Naruto." I explained patiently. Yuuki crossed her arms.

"He can't die!" Kana and I stepped away from her as her eyes glazed over. Looking like a thunderstorm. I'm pretty sure I saw lightning.

"Do my eyes do that?" I asked in Japanese.

"Your eyes turn silver. It's kinda creepy actually." Kana responded. At my offended look she elaborated. "It's like the Hyuuga eyes, like you see straight into a person's soul."

"Oh... Well that explains the looks." I shrugged.

"What about me?" Kana asked.

"Yours turn completely black. Like Uchiha black. It's scary."

"Huh." Yuuki came back to earth.

"Learn your lesson?" I asked. Yuuki nodded looking properly chastised.

"I remember. She says to tell them."

"Tell us what?" Sarutobi asked. We stood in a line.

"During the last exam, when Sasuke Uchiha and Gaara of the Sand fight. The Sand and Sound will launch an attack. The Sand will be innocent, their Kazekage is dead. Orochimaru will be impersonating him. The Third Hokage will die fighting him. So begins Tsunade Senju's reign."

Silence.

More silence.

"Sensei can't die." Jiraiya finally broke in.

"Jiraiya-"

"No. Sensei I won't let you." Jiraiya argued looking like he was about to break down. "I'll fight Orochimaru."

"Fate cannot be swayed." I said.

"If Sarutobi doesn't die, then an innocent village or family will die in his place." Kana actually looked sorry. So was I, but Izayoi had conditioned us to deliver our predictions accordingly. You didn't get taken seriously if you were crying and wearing your heart on your sleeve all the time.

"Jiraiya." Sarutobi ordered. "That is enough. I think the ladies are right when it comes to this kind of thing. One life does not equal another. If I die protecting my village then so be it." He silenced Jiraiya's protest with a glare.

"What becomes of Jiraiya-sama?" Itachi asked. I have to admit that his disguise was very cute. (I blame the child-like chubby cheeks).

"He is needed to help Naruto Uzumaki-sama. The Child of Prophecy is his responsibility." Jiraiya stiffened.

"What?"

"Naruto-sama is the savior. You have until he is sixteen to train him before he fights to save this village." I said. Yuuki started laughing.

"I cannot wait until he gives you the nickname!" Kana snickered while I rolled my eyes. Trust Yuuki to be concerned with that.

"What nickname?" Jiraiya asked.

"You'll find out." Yuuki giggled. And in true Unmei style she diverted the conversation. "Hi Itachi!"

"I wondered when they'd figure that out." Sarutobi murmured.

"We knew the second we entered. We just had more important things to discuss." I replied dryly.

"And we wanted to talk to you." Yuuki said skipping over to him. She held out her hand. "I want to know so if you please..." Itachi stared at her hand suspiciously.

"Just indulge her." Kana and I chimed. Itachi stared at us for a moment before putting his hand in Yuuki's.

Her eyes glazed over as the vision took her. In an instant her eyes were amethyst again.

"Oh... F***..."

"Excuse me?" Itachi asked.

"Uh... Itachi, no offense but your plan sucks. It's gonna fail. It's better if you tell Sasuke now. The path of revenge is dark and he will never be able to come back from that." Yuuki said quickly. Getting the signal I decided to depart some advice.

"Sarutobi, Jiraiya, you should tell Naruto about his parents. Otherwise he'll learn when he's battling Pein. And when he's about to let the Kyuubi out of the seal." I said.

"And that's all we're saying for now." Kana said clapping a hand over my mouth. Yuuki came to stand beside us.

"We'll be waiting on top of the Yondaime's head for our temporary housing."

"See ya." I flashed us out of there.

"What was with the hurried telling?" I asked Yuuki once we were sitting comfortably on the Yondaime's head. She stiffened. Of course with my eye I caught her blush.

"Uh… well… you…"

"Spit it out." I stated. Yuuki whirled around and looked at me looking like she'd rather be doing something else then giving me news about my future love life. (There's a perfectly good reason about why I'm single.)

"You and he… You're…"

"What?" Kana asked as Yuuki trailed off.

"They're together." Yuuki blurted. I clapped my hands over my ears.

"What?"

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT!" I yelled. I may be acting childish but that was my natural response to anything resembling relationships and love. It was just an automatic response and Yuuki knew that.

"I'm sorry." Yuuki slapped her hands over her mouth.

"What?" Kana asked repeated. "Yuuki tell me." Despite my hands covering my ears I heard every word.

"Shina and Itachi are together in the future, like together together. I saw their future where they're completely happy together. And she's living with the Akatsuki. They're family."

"… This is news." Kana said turning to me with a raised eyebrow. "You knew this." I lowered my arms. When Kana gave you that 'no bulls***' look, you obeyed!

"I ran into Kisame two towns over. Itachi wasn't with him at first so I'm assuming he was meeting Jiraiya. Kisame knew who I was, obviously, and asked me to tell his future. I saw myself with Itachi and Kisame feeling like my big brother. He would do anything for me in the future." As long as I was doing this I might as well cover all my bases. "I saw you in Konoha Kana. You were with Kakashi, he's your soulmate."

"WHAT?" Kana yelled in shock. (There's also a reason why Kana chose to be single. Since we were relationship-ly retarded it was up to Yuuki to be the pro at the relationships.)

"Like hell I'd fall for an egotistical bastard like that! Kana fumed.

"You know he's hot under that mask right?" Yuuki asked. I snickered as Kana gave her the bird.

"F*** no! Just… no!" She shuddered.

"I'm agreeing with you there sister." I said calmly. "Relationships are evil."

"Aw, I'm so happy for you two!" Yuuki cried pulling us into a hug. "My anti-relationship friends have finally met their matches. And they're hot as hell too."

"Shut up!" We yelled smacking her head.

Why, oh why, did I have to end up with an Uchiha? Granted he wasn't as bad as the others but still, an Uchiha! Kami, what did I do to deserve this?

A/N-S: Yes what did I do to deserve Itachi? The guy only speaks in grunts!

GM NASAI: You know he's hot. And besides, you were the lucky winner of the Monopoly game.

A/N-S: I should've known there was a reason you had that evil smile.

GM NASAI: There always is. Anyways please read and if you'd like review. I'm not going to bait you guys with demanding reviews because that's evil. And I'm just not that evil enough. And if you'd like to know why Shina and Kana hate relationships then just ask, I'm not going to be bringing their past into this much. Onto other news, I believe I'm going to delete my other story. At least until I know exactly where it's going because right now I got nothing on it. As for the Chuunin Exams... since no one decided to give me any ideas I'm just gonna wing it. Faleminderit (I believe that's Albanian.)