Chapter 16: Prankster's Paradise.

The gang, who were still having heated words with the local pyro, were flying along at a steady rate, Sora and Riku had had a whisper conference to keep the others learning that they would be taking them to a fun fair, although it may not be suitable for physical adults like Lea, or mental adults like Aqua, Riku and Sora, it would be fun for them anyway.

When the gang reached Prankster's Paradise Sora turned to the assembled gang and told them. "This is another of of the worlds which have just recently returned from darkness, I suggest treating it like Quasimodo's world."

The gang nodded, and attempted to repeat what they did at La CIté des Cloches.

This time it took the gang only three goes before they dove into the world, Lea however took nearly ninety before disappearing down the diving hole.

When Riku dove he was faced with an old enemy: Queen Buzzerfly.

Riku (Diving) vs. Queen Buzzerfly (QB).

When Riku saw the word 'GO' appear in front of him he immediately attempted to attack the QB's weak point on its head, only to fall short. QB suddenly started releasing many dark stingers at Riku who merely dodged out of the way while hitting the QB's little minions.

With the minions dead Riku was allowed to attack the QB's weak point repeatedly until it smashed causing QB to be vulnerable to the beam of white light that Riku sent at its head killing it instantly.

End fight.

After Riku collected the star points that QB had dropped and after diving through the portal in front of him he received a 'Gold Diver' award and an Esuna command.

When Riku landed he saw Lea on the ground moaning about the unfairness of it all and everybody else looking at Lea with satisfied looks. "What happened?" Riku asked the gang in general.

Mark was about to answer when Phillipa 'shushed' him and spoke instead. "We may have erm, forgotten to tell Lea on how to land properly after a dive, he didn't even pass either, we had to bail him out of it."

"Well forgive me if I'm not a master diver yet Phillipa, at least I popped balloons, you didn't even hit yours." Lea retorted hotly at the younger girl.

"The objective was to avoid the balloons you numpty, the objective was to defeat Dream Eaters while avoiding the balloons."

"Quit it!" Roxas yelled in a strong, commanding voice. "You sound like a bunch of kids!"

"That's actually why we're here, it's to let your hair loose, not literally Lea, it's time for a rest, go on scoot, if you need to earn munny there is always something to do." Sora told the gang who shot off in different directions.

~With Sora~

Sora ran towards the roller coaster ride he had seen last time he was there, along the way some other kids joined him, including one that looked very familiar.

When the 'coaster sped off it went at an insane speed, Sora and the other kids held on tight as they went up, down, left, right, upside down and even through a corkscrew.

When it finished some of the kids went to nearby trash cans and promptly threw up.

"That was fun." A vaguely familiar voice said from behind Sora who spun around, grinned and shouted. "Pinocchio!" Before pulling the boy into slight hug before quickly releasing him. "Finally a real boy?"

"I know it's wunderbar." Pinocchio yelled finishing in German.

"Come on, I have some friends I want you to meet."

~Meanwhile with Riku~

Instead of following his friend Riku headed into an 8-ball room where he found children drinking… beer? Riku's eye twitched at the sight, kids weren't meant to drink. With every sip Riku watched in horror as the boys became donkey-like, even to the extent were the 'kids' brayed like donkey's.

And so Riku stormed off to see the manager of this 'Paradise Island'.

~Meanwhile with Terra, Ven and Aqua~

In another part of the amusement park the original trio walked hand in hand towards a room where lots of smoke was billowing out. "Must be one of those disco parties Roxas told me about." Ven told his two friends.

Terra smiled and the young man before saying. "You and Roxas are sure getting along well."

"Yeah we… arrrreee…" Ven trailed off a the horrific sight in front of him there were kids underneath a giant bucket which had cigars raining down, and the kids were catching the cigars and smoking them!

Terra went forward, caught one of the Cuban cigars, smelt it and said to his friends. "We are talking to the manager of this place!" Before storming off angrily with his two irate friends right on his heels.

~Meanwhile with Lea, Roxas and Xion~

Roxas had seen a sign earlier which read. 'House of destruction. 2 miles North.' And so Lea had used his red and black compass to find north and started walking in that direction. It had taken the trio of ex-nobodies nearly two hours to reach the House of destruction which turned out to be a huge mansion which had remained untouched as the children were probably unwilling to walk two fricking miles.

Approaching a nearby sign Xion read out. "This mansion is open to all residents of Paradise Island, please come in and destroys everything." Xion summoned her Keyblade, pointed it at the door and sent a Mega Flare at it, instead of destroying the door Xion had destroyed the entire front of the mansion revealing seemingly endless china, glass and assorted breakables. "Come on then!" Xion yelled to her friend before heading in and destroying all of the china pots that she could see with her Keyblade.

Roxas and Lea looked at each other, summoned their Keyblades and followed Xion into the mansion with thought of nought but destruction: this was going to be fun!

(I love the thought of destroy that mansion on Pinocchio)

~Meanwhile with Mark and Phillipa~

Mark and Phillipa held hands as they walked towards a Ferris Wheel perched at the edge of the park, when the couple mounted the Ferris Wheel Phillipa put her head on Mark's shoulder and sighed with a smile on her face. When the Ferris Wheel reached its peak Mark took Phillipa's face in his hands and brought their lips together in a kiss that seemed endless, around the park immature kids of all ages looked up at the teens and said in perfect unison. "EWWWWW!" which slowly but surely turned into the loud braying of donkeys.

The braying ended the loving kiss that Mark and Phillipa just shared. "Shit." Mark mumbled.

Phillipa nodded. The couple jumped off of the cliff in search of the most mature person they knew: Riku.

~At the House of Destruction~

Meanwhile in the HoD Xion kicked around causing many china pots to be smashed. She then got into a fighting position, looked slightly to her right, her eyes narrowed and said. "Roadhouse!" in a brilliant imitation of Peter Griffin.

In the distance somewhere the trio heard loud braying. The gang looked at each other and said. "Shit." Before running off in search of Sora.

~Meanwhile with Sora~

Before Sora's eyes Pinocchio was writhing with pain as he slowly grew a tail, followed by ears and finally his whole biology somehow changed, Pinocchio had turned into a donkey! An ugly one as well.

Sora looked down in horror saying "shit." Before rushing off in search of Riku.

~Meanwhile at Riku's location. Lat 223' Long 432'~

Riku ran towards the managers' office when suddenly he found himself surrounded by Keybladers who started throwing statements his way. "Look, I was just heading towards the managers' office, who would like to follow me?" Riku asked the group who immediately raised their hands. "Good, come on then."

~At the managers' office~

When the gang reached the Managers' office they busted open the door revealing a fox in a clearly bad guy outfit. "Hello, I take it you are the manager?" Mark asked the fox in front of him.

"Yes." The fox replied as if speaking to an infant. "And who might you be?"

"The Keybladers." Aqua stated in the same tone as the fox pointing her Keyblade at him. "You are hereby under arrest according to your worlds' law. You have essentially kidnapped children and turned them into mules!"

"Technically they're donkeys." Mark threw in.

"Not helping."

"Oh, I'm under arrest am I?" The fox asked rhetorically. "You seem to believe I would, how would you say, come quietly?" Before anyone could stop him the fox had thrown down a vial releasing a red cloud which disguised the cunning fox as he made a break for it. Unfortunately for said fox it also disguised the Keybladers presence. The fox ran slap-bang into Terra who caught the fox in a tight grip.

"You're not going anywhere." Terra growled at the helpless fox who attempted to claw at Terra, yet found it futile and gave up.

Through the window a bright light appeared which slowly but surely took the look of a woman. Said woman spoke in a heavenly voice. "You have reached Justice Mr. Fox." Before waving her wand and sending the fox to a court of Law where his charges were deposited.

The Fox was found guilty of crimes against Dismanity (Disney-humanity) and sentenced to life in prison.

Back at Paradise Island the star-woman (SW) turned to Keybladers and asked. "What is your wish? Remember, you can't wish for Xehanort to disappear, your wish can only affect this world."

The gang huddled together before turning to the SW where Lea replied. "We would like all of the kids on Paradise Island returned to their original selves, and returned home."

The SW waved her wand in a long sweeping movement before thrusting it forwards before she said. "It is done." Before disappearing back into the sky.

The gang headed off back to Paradise Island, cleared it up and enjoyed the rest of their vacation before heading off to the next world.

But not before Mark and Phillipa received the End of Pain Keychain, which they attacked to their Keyblades.

End chapter.

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