A/N: I swear these things are getting shorter and shorter. Sorry XD.
Nora was not a happy camper.
It didn't have anything to do with the gender bending dust. Well, probably not.
It was the fact that Ren for some reason just could not stop looking at other guys. I mean, come on, why would she do that?
Wasn't Nora like, the perfect looking guy? How would you even judge that kind of thing? Muscleyness? Nora stood up and flexed in the mirror before nodding to himself. Nora was pretty… uh, what was that word? Jacked. Yeah, Nora was jacked. Even as a girl she was pretty buff though. She kind of needed to be, to wave around Magnhild like it was a baseball bat.
So what else was attractive to girls? Nora wanted to berate himself. He was a girl once! What was it that he enjoyed looking at with guys?
Thin, calm, agile, with a dash of pink… no! That wasn't right!
Nora shook his head frantically, trying to get rid of the image in his head.
After all, Ren might like something else. Nora doubted that Ren was attracted to herself. Was she? She was pretty quiet, and didn't really show interest in any girls around her when she was a guy. Nora gasped dramatically.
What if Ren was attracted to herself? Or worse.
What if Ren was attracted to guys? That would be catastrophic for—oh wait. Nora gazed down at himself.
Never mind then.
So was Ren attracted to himself?
"Hey Ren?" Nora said casually.
"Yes Nora?" She said demurely, folding her clothes into a pile, as well as Nora's new pile of guy clothes.
"Are you attracted to yourself?" Nora asked casually, as she did with every odd question.
"No Nora, I'm not." Ren answered just as casually back, used to Nora after so many years.
"Oh." Nora said, deflating, before popping back up.
So Ren wasn't attracted to herself. So, back to the drawing board.
What was attractive to a girl?
Scars? Yeah. Chicks dig scars. But how was Nora going to get some wicked scars with his aura still functioning? It would be pretty hard, seeing as how Nora wasn't the type to just let himself get hurt, and could fight Ursa barehanded for hours.
Nora wanted pancakes at this point. Thinking this hard made him hungry.
"Ren, what do you think of scars? And can you make me some pancakes?"
"I'll make you some pancakes when I'm done with these clothes Nora. And what's this about scars?"
"Well, scars are attractive right?" Nora asked excitedly.
"Well," Ren started out, finishing with another pair of pants before turning to Nora. "I think scars don't really detract from beauty, nor do they really add to it. I think I would be more attracted to personality than anything." Nora nodded, wrapping his head around the information.
"Then how come you keep staring when Pyrrha or Yang take off their clothes?"
Never before had Nora, or anyone else for that matter, seen Ren go that red, that quickly.
"I—I have no idea what you're talking about." Ren said quickly.
"Well, sometimes—wait, more like all the time, you can't keep your eyes off of Yang and Pyrrha, especially when they start—"
"Okay Nora, I think I get it." Ren interrupted hurriedly. She stopped for a second, breathing out of her nose.
"What I like. Is personality. Understand Nora?" Ren glared into his eyes, making sure that Nora got the message. Nora nodded happily.
"Got it. You like personality." Nora repeated.
"But having a body like POW! doesn't hurt—" Nora continued, making Ren sigh.
Nora nodded internally as Ren went back to her clothes folding. Nora had the body. Now, did he have the personality?
Nora was funny. Everyone laughs around her all the time, unlike when Yang tried to make those silly puns, which seemed to make everyone not laugh. And Nora was also…
Well, Nora was funny!
What else did Nora need?
And out of the crevice of his chaotic head, Jaune's well known saying popped into the forefront of Nora's mind.
All a woman wants is confidence.
Nora grinned before turning to Ren and pouncing on top of her. Ren fell back with a yelp, pinned by Nora's hands.
"Nora, what are you—"
Ren didn't get to finish, because Nora leaned down and kissed Ren on the lips.
A lot of noises and squirming later, Nora propped himself back up, smiling smugly at Ren.
"Confidence!" Nora said happily.
Ren just groaned.