A/N: Woo hoo! Another chapter! This one feels a little... er. I dunno. Not up to par I guess? Tell me what y'all think! Anyways, I think the story's starting to come to a close. Maybe another five to ten chapters left.
Guest : Well sure she is, but like, what about Pyrrha?
Iron-ninja:Shrug, seems a lot like her.
"What do you think's happening back in our dorms?" Ruby said idly, her hands occasionally scrabbling towards Weiss's hands. The white-haired boy irritably moved his hands left and right, avoiding the brunette's deft hands. Nora shrugged and smirked mischievously at Ruby, deliberately grabbing Ren's hands and humming a tune.
Ruby pouted and glared at the joined hands before pouncing on Weiss, which was quickly deflected by a glyph smacking her in the face.
Ruby's pout deepened and she started to whine.
"Weiiissss, why don't you let me hold your hand?" Ruby practically begged, laying flat on the ground and pretending to have a bit of a temper tantrum. Weiss didn't look amused, looking down at the wailing girl who seemed to almost be swinging her legs too wildly. With a blush, Weiss created another glyph, forcing Ruby's legs to snap together as well as her arms, causing her posture to become ramrod straight.
With a steady breath, Weiss started to lecture Ruby about how 'a lady doesn't cause a scene and does not roll around on the ground in a skirt'.
Nora's eyebrows rose in amusement before turning to Ren, whose face was slightly tinged, unused to the constant contact from Nora.
"Maybe we should go back to our room and roll around on the floor too." Nora said with a low voice, trying to be sensual. It wasn't very smooth, but it made Ren blush even harder, which Nora was going to count as a win.
"Alright I get it! Now let me back up!" Ruby said, struggling voraciously until Weiss finally relented and let go of the glyph, causing Ruby to yelp in surprise and tumble a little bit away from the group.
Quick as a flash, Ruby appeared next to Weiss again, catching him off guard by tackling him onto the ground.
"Payback!" Ruby said joyfully, practically crawling on top of Weiss. Finally Ruby was able to find a good spot to straddle the mortified boy that prevented him from flinging her off.
"You're not going anywhere!" Ruby crowed, placing both of her hands besides Weiss's head, Ruby's face getting progressively closer to his. "What're you gonna do now?" Ruby breathed out, a little tired from the physical exertion she just did. Weiss, absolutely captivated by the way Ruby's chest seemed to be heaving, and the way she felt so soft around his waist, tried desperately to ignore the blood rushing up to his face and rushing down to his… well.
"Ruby! Get off!" In a desperate ploy to get the cute girl off of him, Weiss placed his feet flat onto the ground and bucked his waist upwards, causing Ruby to yelp and her bottom slid backwards a little, which wasn't something to Weiss was planning for.
With a surprised gasp, Weiss's feet collapsed back onto the ground and he made a mental note to definitely not try to do that again.
"Ruby," Weiss said in a strained voice, "please get off of me." Ruby crossed her arms and shook her head sharply, her hair whipping around.
"Only if you let me hold your hand." Ruby said stubbornly. Weiss was growling at this point, wanting to stab something and/or lecture someone to death.
"Why?!" Weiss said, almost screaming at the girl. Ruby recoiled a little bit, her face morphing into an expression of hurt.
"Well. Because." Ruby sniffled a little. "I like you." She said in a soft voice, "and I know we talked about this, but that was before and you were like 'no Ruby we can't, we're both girls' but now we're not! And we can totally hang out and have dates and be like together and why don't you like me?" Ruby ended it with a wail, tearing up on top of Weiss, who looked absolutely lost in that whole rambling.
"I- uh. Ruby—" The girl on top of Weiss didn't give him another chance to talk, clamming his hands onto his chest.
"No! No no no! You are not allowed to say any more words! You always find a way to confuse me and make me think too much! No more!"
And with that Ruby leaned down and covered Weiss's mouth with her's, muffling the sound of surprise the white-haired heir made.
"Wow. That was… unexpected." Nora commented, while Ren simply covered her eyes with her hands.
After the long and very clumsy kiss from Ruby ended, she rose up, staring into Weiss's eyes. The fencer simply lay there, mouth open and absolutely stunned, unable to think of anything to say.
"We are going to go out on a date." Ruby said slowly, keeping herself firmly attached to Weiss. The boy nodded slowly.
"We are going to get together, and we are going to break the news to your family." Ruby continued, Weiss once again nodding.
"And we are going to have at least three kids, and I'll let you name one."
"Wait what-?" Weiss started to protest, before Ruby clenched her thighs together and scowled at the boy. Wilting back down again, Weiss decided to just meekly nod along and hope that Ruby wasn't going to do anything crazy.
Satisfied with Weiss's compliance, Ruby finally lifted herself off of Weiss's body and brushed her skirt primly, before holding out her hand and helping Weiss back onto his feet.
With a bashful glance, Weiss brushed aside some of his locks with one hand before reaching out and grabbing Ruby's other hand firmly, leading her away.
"Oh?" Ruby said curiously, a small smile appearing on her face as Weiss's ears started to look a little red.
"Well, if you want to go on a date, then I guess I really don't have a choice but to take you out on a wonderful night." Weiss turned his head, jutting out his chin a little and trying to find a way to maintain the proper dignity of a Schnee.
"Well, that's very kind of you Mr. Schnee. I'll just have to reward you when we get back to our dorms." Ruby said slyly. Weiss suddenly stumbled a little at the sudden remark, causing Ruby to burst out into little giggles as they walked towards the Bullhead ports.
"Well. That just happened." Nora commented, deciding that the Ruby and Weiss Drama Show had ended for the evening. Turning around to the awkward Ren he grinned a little.
"Hey, how much do you wanna bet that when we go back to the dorms again Pyrrha and Jaune'll be having sex?"
Ren didn't even bother to try and lecture Nora at that point.