A/N: Gods I wish I could write more crazy Jaune, she was so fun. Alas, it seems to have freaked some of you guys out, and I think the shock value's running low, so I guess I'll just have to move on for now. Sad days. On that note, let me know what you guys think of Weiss's new, male name!
Iron-ninja: NO ONE ESCAPES JAUNE
Guest: Well aren't you gonna be in for a treat ;)
"So everything worked out pretty nicely in the end." Ruby commented idly, head on Weiss's lap. Now that Weiss has elected to stay male, quite happily on his end, he had renamed himself, taking almost half a day to do so before Ruby had simply picked a name and adamantly demanded that he be happy with it.
Albeit, it sounded a lot harder than it looked of course, as Weiss's, now Wynn's, father had gone against it for a few days before realizing that he now had a legitimate heir to his enterprise.
A week after Wynn hooked up with Ruby, they had finally settled onto a nice rhythm, Wynn still being as uptight as ever while Ruby tried to bring him out of his shell. Only now, there was the occasional hug and kiss dispersed through the days, the two of them using it for different purposes. Sometimes, when Ruby had it up to here with schoolwork, Wynn would sneak in a few quick pecks to encourage her to continue studying. Conversely, when Ruby deemed Wynn was simply overworking himself, Ruby would always seem to find a way to settle down on the heir's lap and pull him away from his work, which Wynn never seemed to be able to complain about.
So after an intense round of extreme studying from Wynn, Ruby had finally managed to pull him away, settling her head down onto his lap so that he could play with her hair idly.
"Everything?" Wynn said in a doubtful tone. "I don't think everything worked out fine. I mean, what about your sister—"
"Shh." Ruby said suddenly, head rising so that the brunette could look seriously into Wynn's eyes. "You know we can't talk about her." She hissed. Wynn nodded, eyes flicking side to side as if trying to see if there was anyone hiding out in their room, listening in on them.
"But honestly, I'm kinda glad she isn't here right now." Ruby said casually, laying her head back down. In that instant Ruby broke the tension in the air as effortlessly as she always does it. "This way we won't have to put up with all of that teasing that she would constantly do, blegh." Wynn couldn't see Ruby's face, but knew her well enough too imagine the speedster's scrunched up nose, her tongue hanging out just a little with her eyes closed shut. It made for a cute image in Wynn's mind.
"Well I can't disagree with you there." Wynn said softly, still brushing Ruby's locks away carefully. Ruby made a soft sound in the back of her throat in content, happy with his touch.
"Still, I kind of feel bad for Blake, I guess." Ruby continued to say. "They barely got together and now they've been separated, for all of eternity." Rolling her head so that she could see Wynn's, she continued to speak. "It's almost like a dramatic love story."
Wynn rolled his eyes, amused at what was more than likely an over-the-top description of what had happened to their missing teammate.
"I don't think it's going to be for that long Ruby." Wynn said. Ruby shook her head, looking quite serious.
"No. Trust me. What Jaune did to her…" Ruby shivered a little. "I don't think she'll ever recover."
"Oh come on Ruby it's not… well, I mean, I'm sure she'll probably recover… hopefully." The longer Wynn spoke, the more uncertain he became, until he decided that the best thing for him to do at this point was to just shut up and continue soothing Ruby.
"Yeah… you're probably right. I mean, I'm sure whatever happened, Jaune wouldn't purposefully go too far."
"I think I went too far there." Jaune said worriedly, practically tearing her hair out as she paced back and forth in front of Pyrrha. The boy looked uncertain of what to say, simply deciding just to watch the frantic girl move back and forth.
"You couldn't help it Jaune," Pyrrha said kindly, trying to calm her down. "You weren't in your right mind."
Jaune moaned and collapsed into a chair. "I shouldn't have been so crazy. Dust, you guys did this all the time and there wasn't anything crazy going on with you."
"Well, we are used to dealing with it." Pyrrha reasoned, patting Jaune in the back reassuringly.
"I feel terrible." Jaune moaned. Pyrrha just continued to pat her on the back. Pat, pat, pat.
"… I'm sorry I kidnapped you." Jaune finally spoke up, not daring to look at Pyrrha in the face. The Amazon shook his head, a soft smile adorning his face.
"It's alright Jaune. I know you didn't mean it."
For a moment the two of them sat there with each other, deciding not to talk and instead relishing each other's company, briefly forgetting about the problems that the two of them—mainly Jaune—had caused the last week as rivers of blood flowed from the distraught girl.
"So I heard that you were planning on staying as a guy." Jaune whispered, glancing at the Amazon, who looked like he was almost about to doze off. Shaking off the day's exhaustion, Pyrrha sat up a little straighter and looked at Jaune, face a little red.
"W-where did you hear that?" Pyrrha stuttered out, face guarded. Jaune gave a wry smile, eyes flashing dangerously, reminding Pyrrha for a brief second of how dangerous Jaune could be.
"I may or may not have heard it while I was torture—er, reprimanding someone a week ago."
Pyrrha raised an eyebrow at Jaune, who had an innocent look on her face as if Pyrrha hadn't had to wear earplugs the night Jaune laid her hands on—, well. Pyrrha conceded to the face, reluctantly nodding.
"I… was thinking about it. Being a guy isn't the worst thing in the world." Pyrrha said, looking seriously at Jaune. The blonde girl smiled a little before turning away to look at a nearby wall.
"…What about you Jaune?" Pyrrha ventured to ask, looking at Jaune, trying not to stare at Jaune's feminine shoulders rising and falling as she shrugged.
"I don't know. I never really gave much thought of what would happen if I stayed as a girl. I… I always assumed that I would turn back into a guy." Pyrrha nodded understandingly. He had done the same thing until just recently when Weiss—Wynn, decided to stay as his genderbent gender.
Pyrrha opted not to talk anymore, instead just continuing to rub Jaune's back.