Rules For Living Near A Stargate

by kiwiswritings

Stargate's generally come with some amount of danger and well you need to keep that under control. Especially when you have teams like to act like three years olds on weekends. Here are some few fun rules to remember while hanging out either at the SGC or on Atlantis. told from oc p.o.v Sasha O'Neill. REWRITE of Rules For Atlantis.

2. Rule 11 - 20

A/N:

Keely has now changed to Sasha. And she's now O'Neill niece…well because I can. Anywayyy…

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN JOHN….I might own a Stargate though.

SGC – Chapter 2

Rule # 11: No more quoting 'Family Guy' around the base.

Butt scratcher…Get your butt scratcher here! {So okay the To'kra think I am a weird child.}

Cool Whip. Why are you saying it weird. {I hate to admit, but I tease Daniel…a lot.}

Surfin' Bird {That song is currently banned from Syler's life.}

Rule # 12: Do not, I repeat, do NOT annoy any of the female staff when it's 'That Time Of The Month,'

{Poor Poor Jack. He has to live with me.}

{Daniel almost got a ZPM chucked at him by Sam.}

{Vala…Vala is the worst.}

Rule # 13: On a off world mission. Don't hide the tissues from Daniel.

{Seriously. He's such a whiner.}

Rule # 14: Quoting 'The Simpson's' will have to stop.

{Jack doesn't agree with this rule.}

Whenever I learn new stuff it pushes the old things outta my brain. {It's not a real excuse anymore for me.}

Rule # 15: No quoting Wizards either.

I can't take YOU seriously. You use big words like transparent. What are you British? {Me & Daniel.}

Sasha you're just in time for game night! Oh sorry I don't play games that end in crime scene tape. {Teal'c is a really mean player.}

Who are you talking about? That Ancient woman. She thinks we're dating, I need your sneaky cunning advice of how to get rid of her. Dump her! Just dump her. Dump her hard! {Daniel hasn't come to me for relationship advice for a while now.}

Well This is awkward. {Ba'al really hates me sometimes.}

What are we gonna do! You said 'we' so officially, you're in! Man every time. {Jonas and me.}

Rule # 16: There's to be no more Transformers.

{Jonas tried to creat Wheelie…baad move.}

Rule # 17: Don't play truth or dare with the Newbies.

{They freak and want to leave.}

{One actually passed out that I had a Gou'uld in me once.}

{Don't know why? Everyone knew.}

Rule # 18: No more late night parties.

{I may or may not have taken Jonas for the 'real' human experience.}

{We didn't come to work for about a day and a half.}

Rule # 19: No playing golf through the Stargate.

{Jack…was having a crisis again.}

{he hit me on the head!}

Rule # 20: If Doctor Jackson doesn't get his morning coffee he become Evil!Jackson.

{Like seriously he's pissy without his morning coffee.}

{He scares me when he's pissy.}

{Although…I was the one that didn't get him his coffee.}